The Singer Five

[Deech]

As MisterV enters the cheap seats, I slowly come out of the bleachers.

Normally I am reviewing this blog for insight on gambling. I have leaned quite a bit, regardless if the whole community agrees on any one topic. The insight on blackjack and certain slot machines have been keen.

It's funny when challenges have been made. While I have been observing the forum for approximately three years, no challenge has come to an agreeable conclusion, and hence, nothing was resolved.

This unique betting situation screams for things to come to a frantic climax. Gosh knows, there has to be a happy ending.

[mickeycrimm]

I never mentioned the member...but you did you old queen...

You could tell us if he has a 9 1/2 inch schlong or not.

Robocchio's dick is so small he can masturbate through the tines of a fork.

Now, now, coach petunia. Don't be jealous. No need to get defensive. I have no interest in cutting you off from your affair with Robocchio. Only you really know how long his dick is. And how it feels.

[Rob.Singer]

I laid out terms and none of the WoV anonymous pussies has countered with anything but NO.

Uh, not quite.

Boz wrote "I’m still in, obviously not under the type garbage Rob posted. There has to be clear rules, and no Rob isn’t holding the cash," and then

" You try to make rules that no reasonable person would deal with, and then claim you “won”. Fucking joke, but we already knew that. Bottom line there is no chance you will take the bet under acceptable to any normal person rules. Instead you want blown by someone’s wife or girlfriend. While holding the money in your safe."

Boz is in.

The only question is when, where, and what are the rules.

It is up to Boz to suggest rules acceptable to him.

If as he and I suspect your real intention is merely to tap dance for your own amusement without going through with it, claiming that his rules are unreasonable, then someone such as Dan should review the proposed rules, consider each of your arguments, and say "Gentlemen, these are the rules: now let's get to it."

One would think that if in fact you were packing the meat you brag about that you'd be only too willing to prove it, especially if a hundred grand is in escrow.

The cock, I mean clock, is running: tick ... tick ... tick ...

No way you have anything to do with dealing with people, situations, or the law. All you've done here is pursue a bias, just as your libtard hero CNN personalities do day and night while they sound stupid in front of very small crowis.

Here's a hint dummy--I clearly laid out terms for this bet--WHICH OBVIOUSLY SHOULD HAVE 1ST BEEN SPECIFIED BY THE BET ORIGINATOR BOZ IF HIS CHALLENGE WAS REAL AND NOT THE USUAL WOV SMOKE--and if he weren't such a chickenshit, he'd identify and counter instead of leaving the face-saving apologies up to a goofy internet troll like you.

Wise up.

[Rob.Singer]

There goes this week's parlay.

[MaxPen]

There goes this week's parlay.

Imagine that.

[Rob.Singer]

And there goes this MONTH'S dick-challenge. Time to move on. It's clear Boz prefers the pussified approach here that's been the benchmark of just about everything concerning WoV---make a big-mouth challenge from the hip with no terms what so ever, the challenge shockingly gets accepted and betting parameters are very clearly laid out for all to see since the originator never counted on the acceptance.....then the embarrassment of having a weak clown like MrV having to jump in for the WoVer face-saving phase. We've all seen this nonsense before. This time it's boz and his excuses. Too busy? Then what are you doing posting in other threads? Absolutely pathetic....but par for the course for AP-wannabee armchair theorists from WoV's collection of weirdos, atheists, queers, foreigners, whiny weak-ass/confidence-lacking suck-ups, and crybaby libtards.

One thing I've had confirmed over the course of this though--and something a guy like me never really gave much thought to throughout my apparently charmed time on this and back on the WoV forum--is how most or all of you must believe that your dicks really don't "measure up", or else no challenge and support of the confused challenger would have been made!

I mean, I honestly never really ever thought it was that big of a deal. You see guys with bigger than mine all the time in porn, and my wife only mentioned size in passing over 40 years ago--but don't they all do that? BTW we measured years ago. Don't they just grow BIGGER from use--isnt it just another muscle? And kew really only has 4-1/2 inches? No wonder he's a homo.

Finally, I can't believe a poor-ass AP gambler like any WoVer who's over here would want to mess with betting ME, which as we now see once again was all smoke and mirrors on his part anyway. Typical waste of time. But all was not lost! For the silver lining--we now have yet ANOTHER reason for mickey to envy and hate me. Hopefully though, his idolizing-affair with WoV "AP's" has been curbed by this. And I won't hold it against him for being so wittle

[monet]

Den -3 over Cle
GB +6 over Chi
Minn -7 over Mia
Jax -7 over Wash
NE -2 over Pit

You are doing really good this week!
Better Pray that New England Covers so you only lose a small amount more to add to your total losses!

1-4 is respectable though.
You have that locked up at the very least.
You are on a Freeroll.

[Spock]

He's got all of you punked.

I'm sure he'll soon tell us that the entire time he was trying to lose but he was just so darn good he couldn't help but win most of the time!

When he manages that coveted 0-5 it will show he's at his peak! The absolute KING of football handicappers!

[mickeycrimm]

He's got all of you punked.

I'm sure he'll soon tell us that the entire time he was trying to lose but he was just so darn good he couldn't help but win most of the time!

When he manages that coveted 0-5 it will show he's at his peak! The absolute KING of football handicappers!

All that data Robocchio has been collecting is really paying off.

[monet]

Den -3 over Cle LOSE
GB +6 over Chi LOSE
Minn -7 over Mia WIN
Jax -7 over Wash LOSE
NE -2 over Pit LOSE

Lock of the Week LOSE
Parlay of the Week LOSE



You make fun of Mickeycrimm but he does better at this flipping a coin.

Wise Up Loser.

[Rob.Singer]

Not my best week. I stink this season. I blame the refs, the coaches, and the players. Not me. I am an expert.

Oh....I make fun of mickeycrimm because he's a bum with no life but this and his dumb gambling nonsense. And because it's FUN! I mean, where else you gonna find an admitted drunken bum who chose the bottle and gambling losses over relationships, family, health, dignity, dental responsibility, productiveness, respect, and social acceptance?

It's all right there--one big laughing matter, and it keeps on churning

[mickeycrimm]

Not my best week. I stink this season. I blame the refs, the coaches, and the players. Not me. I am an expert.

Oh....I make fun of mickeycrimm because he's a bum with no life but this and his dumb gambling nonsense. And because it's FUN! I mean, where else you gonna find an admitted drunken bum who chose the bottle and gambling losses over relationships, family, health, dignity, dental responsibility, productiveness, respect, and social acceptance?

It's all right there--one big laughing matter, and it keeps on churning

Quit making excuses and put up your stats so far this season.

[slingshot]

I thought NO one could play worse than the Cowboys Sunday- THEN I watched the Patriots. When Billichik said the game depended on mistakes, they must have thought he meant make MORE mistakes.

[Rob.Singer]

Not my best week. I stink this season. I blame the refs, the coaches, and the players. Not me. I am an expert.

Oh....I make fun of mickeycrimm because he's a bum with no life but this and his dumb gambling nonsense. And because it's FUN! I mean, where else you gonna find an admitted drunken bum who chose the bottle and gambling losses over relationships, family, health, dignity, dental responsibility, productiveness, respect, and social acceptance?

It's all right there--one big laughing matter, and it keeps on churning

Quit making excuses and put up your stats so far this season.

But....people don't care about or want to see my stats mickey. They read these threads to enjoy all my insults of you!

[Alan Mendelson]

I think we know the stats. I'm doing better with my random computer picks at Red Rock. Sorry, Rob.

[Rob.Singer]

You're correct--Ive done lousy. Better luck to me next year. I mean, better skill.

[Moses]

I made my 5th play of the NFL season. I took Bears -3 (bought down from -3.5) over 49ers. A 10-4 team giving 3-.5 against a 4-10 is rare. But 6 games better is an excellent value. 6-1 since 2012.

[mickeycrimm]

I've seen Robocchio do the Singer Five three times now. And this is the 3rd time I've seen him quit with a losing record before the season is over.

[MaxPen]

I've seen Robocchio do the Singer Five three times now. And this is the 3rd time I've seen him quit with a losing record before the season is over.

Surprised he isn't going for $1200 or 1500 a game next week. Pretty sure if he had the cash he would. Guess he has nothing left after hawking some 2 bit watches and decades old communications equipment. Must suck having to spend the off season trying to stay out in front of the title loan joint coming for his camper.
Although, after his whole dick challenge debacle, one could reasonably conclude everything is 100% BS with him.

[Rob.Singer]

Yeah....and I even got caught and arrested two days ago for stealing electricity for my RV from Home Depot. And just yesterday my 2nd 3" dick extension fell off, right after I got caught trying to sell one of my knock-off watches as the real thing. But all that aside, my worst day this week was Saturday, when the Feds fined me $10,000 which I don't have, for using 9 phony passports, and they confiscated my entire $430 in savings as a down-payment.

Now if I could only find the $55 I need to renew the plates on my 1973 rusted out Gremlin.....