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  1. #1
    Man vs. Wimp.

    Everything in this cave was purchased with REAL casino winnings....and none of it with "accumulated EV phantom bucks" And I ain't no fairy sewing machine operator....
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    And oh yeah....I'm a ham radio, cb, and 10meter operator as well. No sissified cell phones take over my life, and there's no baby bro or mommy around to pay the expenses....Even making POPCORN has more dignity than creating a phony online character who "wins year after year at bj" (and by bj, I mean blackjack)
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    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    And oh yeah....I'm a ham radio, cb, and 10mm operator as well. No sissified cell phones take over my life, and there's no baby bro or mommy around to pay the expenses....Even making POPCORN has more dignity than creating a phony online character who "wins year after year at bj" (and by bj, I mean blackjack)
    Ha! I still remember my cb call letters after 40+ years! KAAL 4062!

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    Boy, you are really desperate now aren't you Rob/Harry? Pulling out all the stops.

    We are all SOOOO impressed.


    Better check the emergency break, so your mancave/house doesn't roll away.

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    Impressed? I know all most of you care about is gambling kew....and for a few of you, hairy asses.

    Go back and find my RV. That should impress even the biggest braggers who think a hundred k a year in gambling winnings, welfare, medicaid, or "accumulated EV" means anything at all to people who've worked for a living.

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    Haven't been to a yard sale lately. Thanks for reminding me of what I'm missing. Pretty much nothing. I've seen more interesting setups in pictures of homeless camps.

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    Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    And oh yeah....I'm a ham radio, cb, and 10mm operator as well. No sissified cell phones take over my life, and there's no baby bro or mommy around to pay the expenses....Even making POPCORN has more dignity than creating a phony online character who "wins year after year at bj" (and by bj, I mean blackjack)
    Ha! I still remember my cb call letters after 40+ years! KAAL 4062!
    My favorite is what I say to all the truckers who are unlucky enough to be passing by on the 101 and I-17 while I'm on the air: "Hey all you hard working boys out there in them thar trucks and pickups doing our dirty work for us--pull over and let the GUYS with the TIES drive".

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    Hey kew---you just sitting there like a nervous wreck, waiting for the next zinger to come your way....?

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    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Hey kew---you just sitting there like a nervous wreck, waiting for the next zinger to come your way....?
    Nope, sitting here enjoying a day of football and laughing at you and how screwed up and insecure you are for a 70 something year old man. Your parents really failed you and seriously messed you up.

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    You gamblers are funny people. Oops, sorry for judging people.
    78255585899=317*13723*17989=(310+7)*[(13730-7)*(100*100+7979+10)]-->LOVE avatar@137_371_179_791, or 137_371_17[3^2]_7[3^2]1, 1=V-->Ace, low. 78255585899-->99858555287=(99858555288-1)=[-1+(72*2227)*(722777-100000)]={-1+(72*2227)*[(2000+700777+20000)-100000]}-->1_722_227_277_772_1. 7×8×2×5×5×5×8×5×8×9×9=362880000=(1000000000-6√97020000-100000)-->169_721. (7/8×2/5×5/5×8/5×8/9×9)={[(-.1+.9)]^2×(6+1)}-->1961=√4*2.24; (1/7×8/2×5/5×5/8×5/8×9/9)={1/[7×(-.2+1)^2]}-->1721=[(10*10/4)/(√4+110)].

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    Originally Posted by Bill Yung View Post
    You gamblers are funny people. Oops, sorry for judging people.
    I don't know....something tells me he's prepping another story about how much accumulated ev he accumulated today.

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    I used to have a CB in car for travelling. I wanted to go by the handle "Holy Fucker", but no one would play with me. Something about FCC rules or something.
    78255585899=317*13723*17989=(310+7)*[(13730-7)*(100*100+7979+10)]-->LOVE avatar@137_371_179_791, or 137_371_17[3^2]_7[3^2]1, 1=V-->Ace, low. 78255585899-->99858555287=(99858555288-1)=[-1+(72*2227)*(722777-100000)]={-1+(72*2227)*[(2000+700777+20000)-100000]}-->1_722_227_277_772_1. 7×8×2×5×5×5×8×5×8×9×9=362880000=(1000000000-6√97020000-100000)-->169_721. (7/8×2/5×5/5×8/5×8/9×9)={[(-.1+.9)]^2×(6+1)}-->1961=√4*2.24; (1/7×8/2×5/5×5/8×5/8×9/9)={1/[7×(-.2+1)^2]}-->1721=[(10*10/4)/(√4+110)].

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    Thanks for posting the pics.

    Love the Cuisinart popcorn making machine.

    Selling popcorn to kids at school carnivals is the road to riches, ubetcha.
    Last edited by MisterV; 11-04-2018 at 05:04 PM.
    What, Me Worry?

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    Yes, they don't allow handles like that but rarely if ever file completely as its. What the FCC is serious about is using linear power amps to boost transmissions.

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    Rob, you realize that what you're claiming is virtually impossible, right?

    If you play a certain number of -EV video poker hands, it is just about mathematically impossible, barring an absolute miracle of luck, to come out ahead.

    The only way you can come out ahead in -EV video poker (ignoring club promotions) is to get some fluke big hit and then barely play again for life.
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  16. #16
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Rob, you realize that what you're claiming is virtually impossible, right?

    If you play a certain number of -EV video poker hands, it is just about mathematically impossible, barring an absolute miracle of luck, to come out ahead.

    The only way you can come out ahead in -EV video poker (ignoring club promotions) is to get some fluke big hit and then barely play again for life.
    You're being ridiculous Dan. The only difference between 99% games and 101% games is luck. Anyone playing 99% games can come out ahead the same way anyone playing 101% games can lose.

    What every AP has NEVER posted is their "margin of error." What every AP overlooks is the economy of scale that casinos have that individual players don't have.

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    "Anyone playing 99% games can come out ahead the same way anyone playing 101% games can lose."

    In a short period of time, sure. After many trials, no!

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    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    "Anyone playing 99% games can come out ahead the same way anyone playing 101% games can lose."

    In a short period of time, sure. After many trials, no!
    Define short term and long term. Another cloud of mystery, isn't it. But you are seeing my point.

    The margin between 99% and 101% is small.

    Now, what is the margin of error you are playing with jbjb?

    If there weren't a margin of error you'd never lose, would you? What is mickeycrimm's margin of error when he has a losing day? What is kewlj's margin of error when he loses $29,000 in a week?

    Casinos have a margin of error also but it's spread over 2,000 games 24/7/365.

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    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    And oh yeah....I'm a ham radio, cb, and 10meter operator as well. No sissified cell phones take over my life, and there's no baby bro or mommy around to pay the expenses....Even making POPCORN has more dignity than creating a phony online character who "wins year after year at bj" (and by bj, I mean blackjack)
    I seem to remember posts from 2013 to 2016 where somebody bragged about owning four cell phones. I guess that someone de-sissified since then. Good to know.

    I guess with no cell phones, it therefore makes perfect sense why no jackpot photo of the sequential royal ever showed up. Or the 2017 G2E session. Or Sasquatch. Or, heavens, are there no more RV photos?

    Looking forward to meeting you and the family in December in Las Vegas. I'll bring a cell camera for the selfies.

  20. #20
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Rob, you realize that what you're claiming is virtually impossible, right?

    If you play a certain number of -EV video poker hands, it is just about mathematically impossible, barring an absolute miracle of luck, to come out ahead.

    The only way you can come out ahead in -EV video poker (ignoring club promotions) is to get some fluke big hit and then barely play again for life.
    EXAAACCCTTLLY!

    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    You're being ridiculous Dan. The only difference between 99% games and 101% games is luck. Anyone playing 99% games can come out ahead the same way anyone playing 101% games can lose.
    Short-term this is true Alan. Long-term it is NOT. Long-term you CANNOT win playing 99% return (-EV) games without something that turns the game positive. And this is what Rob is claiming....a longterm....10+ years of winning playing 99% (-EV) games. Can't be done! Like Dan says "mathematically impossible".

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