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  1. #1
    If you were a casino employee charged with discouraging and eliminating AP's, how long would it take to throw yourselves to the curb?

    Come on, now, how long would it take? Which of youze would fall for KJ's betting a shoe at $25, and, then, making one bet to $762, running, and hoping that no one will notice, crap? Not that what he does makes any mathematical sense.

    Hard-nosed Mickey would be the first here to brag about how easy it is.
    78255585899=317*13723*17989=(310+7)*[(13730-7)*(100*100+7979+10)]-->LOVE avatar@137_371_179_791, or 137_371_17[3^2]_7[3^2]1, 1=V-->Ace, low. 78255585899-->99858555287=(99858555288-1)=[-1+(72*2227)*(722777-100000)]={-1+(72*2227)*[(2000+700777+20000)-100000]}-->1_722_227_277_772_1. 7×8×2×5×5×5×8×5×8×9×9=362880000=(1000000000-6√97020000-100000)-->169_721. (7/8×2/5×5/5×8/5×8/9×9)={[(-.1+.9)]^2×(6+1)}-->1961=√4*2.24; (1/7×8/2×5/5×5/8×5/8×9/9)={1/[7×(-.2+1)^2]}-->1721=[(10*10/4)/(√4+110)].

  2. #2
    Why don't you non AP's use this thread to discuss your nonsense with each other? You're a total fucking idiot.

  3. #3
    You know, I think that MrV is desperately seeking another "Pinky", since LarryS's departure. He tries so hard to suck up to an AP.
    78255585899=317*13723*17989=(310+7)*[(13730-7)*(100*100+7979+10)]-->LOVE avatar@137_371_179_791, or 137_371_17[3^2]_7[3^2]1, 1=V-->Ace, low. 78255585899-->99858555287=(99858555288-1)=[-1+(72*2227)*(722777-100000)]={-1+(72*2227)*[(2000+700777+20000)-100000]}-->1_722_227_277_772_1. 7×8×2×5×5×5×8×5×8×9×9=362880000=(1000000000-6√97020000-100000)-->169_721. (7/8×2/5×5/5×8/5×8/9×9)={[(-.1+.9)]^2×(6+1)}-->1961=√4*2.24; (1/7×8/2×5/5×5/8×5/8×9/9)={1/[7×(-.2+1)^2]}-->1721=[(10*10/4)/(√4+110)].

  4. #4
    Casinos LOVE AP's! I've sat and watched them throw thousands of dollars away. A friend told me he sat and watched a guy throw $50k on that Buffalo Stampede game and NEVER hit anything substantial.

  5. #5
    Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Casinos LOVE AP's! I've sat and watched them throw thousands of dollars away. A friend told me he sat and watched a guy throw $50k on that Buffalo Stampede game and NEVER hit anything substantial.
    It's not even a fair contest. Casino guys with umpteen degrees against eggheads like Crimm on silly gambling forums.

    Paranoid KJ would be running around a casino, if he worked for one, to throw everyone out who glanced at the mirrors on the ceiling.
    78255585899=317*13723*17989=(310+7)*[(13730-7)*(100*100+7979+10)]-->LOVE avatar@137_371_179_791, or 137_371_17[3^2]_7[3^2]1, 1=V-->Ace, low. 78255585899-->99858555287=(99858555288-1)=[-1+(72*2227)*(722777-100000)]={-1+(72*2227)*[(2000+700777+20000)-100000]}-->1_722_227_277_772_1. 7×8×2×5×5×5×8×5×8×9×9=362880000=(1000000000-6√97020000-100000)-->169_721. (7/8×2/5×5/5×8/5×8/9×9)={[(-.1+.9)]^2×(6+1)}-->1961=√4*2.24; (1/7×8/2×5/5×5/8×5/8×9/9)={1/[7×(-.2+1)^2]}-->1721=[(10*10/4)/(√4+110)].

  6. #6
    Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Casinos LOVE AP's! I've sat and watched them throw thousands of dollars away. A friend told me he sat and watched a guy throw $50k on that Buffalo Stampede game and NEVER hit anything substantial.
    Can you tell me which casinos love APs? Or which casinos won’t throw out APs for APing? I haven’t been able to find one AFAIK, but maybe you know the secret. Thanks.
    #FreeTyde

  7. #7
    Originally Posted by RS__ View Post
    Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Casinos LOVE AP's! I've sat and watched them throw thousands of dollars away. A friend told me he sat and watched a guy throw $50k on that Buffalo Stampede game and NEVER hit anything substantial.
    Can you tell me which casinos love APs? Or which casinos won’t throw out APs for APing? I haven’t been able to find one AFAIK, but maybe you know the secret. Thanks.
    The rest of us got the joke RS.

  8. #8
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    The rest of us got the joke RS.
    The Sheldon Cooper of the AP world doesn't get jokes...he's retarded.

  9. #9
    Good thread for antiAP'ers to jack each other off. I dont know what the new question is because I got the main jackoff blocked. Fuck that idiot.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  10. #10
    Here we go again being called anti-AP when really we're anti-BS.

  11. #11
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Good thread for antiAP'ers to jack each other off. I dont know what the new question is because I got the main jackoff blocked. Fuck that idiot.
    That was my objective. Finally a thread w/o Mickey in it.
    78255585899=317*13723*17989=(310+7)*[(13730-7)*(100*100+7979+10)]-->LOVE avatar@137_371_179_791, or 137_371_17[3^2]_7[3^2]1, 1=V-->Ace, low. 78255585899-->99858555287=(99858555288-1)=[-1+(72*2227)*(722777-100000)]={-1+(72*2227)*[(2000+700777+20000)-100000]}-->1_722_227_277_772_1. 7×8×2×5×5×5×8×5×8×9×9=362880000=(1000000000-6√97020000-100000)-->169_721. (7/8×2/5×5/5×8/5×8/9×9)={[(-.1+.9)]^2×(6+1)}-->1961=√4*2.24; (1/7×8/2×5/5×5/8×5/8×9/9)={1/[7×(-.2+1)^2]}-->1721=[(10*10/4)/(√4+110)].

  12. #12
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I dont know what the new question is .
    Originally Posted by Bill Yung View Post
    Finally a thread w/o Mickey in it.
    Well done Yungster...hey wormm...fuck off, bitch.

  13. #13
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I dont know what the new question is .
    Originally Posted by Bill Yung View Post
    Finally a thread w/o Mickey in it.
    Well done Yungster...hey wormm...fuck off, bitch.
    Petunia, does Bill Yung moan when you give him head?
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  14. #14
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Petunia, does Bill Yung moan when you give him head?
    Rosey Palmer not doing it for you, so you fantasize about men having sex?

    You're gay, wormm...not that there's anything wrong with that...but there's plenty wrong with you, besides the fact that you have homosexual fantasies.

  15. #15
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Petunia, does Bill Yung moan when you give him head?
    Rosey Palmer not doing it for you, so you fantasize about men having sex?

    You're gay, wormm...not that there's anything wrong with that...but there's plenty wrong with you, besides the fact that you have homosexual fantasies.
    Why are you so mad? Did Rob quit packing you up the ass again?
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  16. #16
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Why are you so mad? Did Rob quit packing you up the ass again?
    I've never met Rob Singer.

    That is a homosexual fantasy that you made up in your own head...who spends time thinking like that?

  17. #17
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Why are you so mad? Did Rob quit packing you up the ass again?
    I've never met Rob Singer.
    Good cover story.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  18. #18
    Three, I think your skill level on this part of the game is more attributable to your reputation than anything else. Example "just a joke as it would be real hard to wong in on someone playing 200 hph" two counters are back counting your solo play at a minimum of 200 hph and then the tc count gets very nice when suddenly a third person nudges his two buddies and tells them not to get in, which they oblige, but request a meeting. Later the other person told them anybody but him. He's the guy that left the casino after being harassed by a small group of bikers only to confront them in the parking lot and kick the biggest one in the nuts and ask if anyone else has a problem. Then proceded to his car with thirty K in his pockets.

    Bosox writes:

    Moses replies: A prime example of AP discussions. The tales continue to grow. We getter further away from the point of a forum in the first place. The "count" discussion seems to have been a topic of discussion since Jesus was a little boy. I don't know that any count matters in a shoe with 312 cards. Yet, there are many that makes millions with ease?

    I believe there are two primary factors in the pitch game. 1.) the percentage of large cards that are played vs the percentage that still remain.
    2.) The tag values assigned to cards. But try to get into a discussion about that and you get banned.

    Also, NO, I do not believe a perfectly able bodied man should use a wheelchair in order to see the cut card. I don't care if I'm on a forum, in a bar, or in a brothel. THAT just isn't right. Stand up to it? You get put down.
    Last edited by Moses; 11-09-2018 at 07:20 AM.

  19. #19
    Originally Posted by Bill Yung View Post
    If you were a casino employee charged with discouraging and eliminating AP's, how long would it take to throw yourselves to the curb?
    .
    How long would in take you too run the 1/4 mile, naked, on a very busy side walk?

  20. #20
    Shut the fuck up garnabby.

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