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  1. #41
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    I'll say it since the envious WoV crowd is afraid to: Alan gets these attractive women because he's a handsome guy.
    Nope. They start out thinking they got a shot at some money. Then they find out Alan goes to the casino so much just to visit his money.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  2. #42
    My Karen got tired of the degradation of the casino action in the past two years. That, plus she didn't like me playing short term bursts- she wanted to keep playing. When I gave in and she saw continued play only made it worse she got sick of going.

  3. #43
    MisterV just like there are multiple pageants in the USA (Miss USA, Miss America, Miss USA-World, etc) there are multiples in every country. I saw her press clippings and I'll have to get the exact name for you... you see, the newspapers are in Hebrew. (And while I shouldn't discuss age she's close to me at 66.)

  4. #44
    No need, alan: I was just noting that the two pics looked similar.

    Speaking of wives and gambling, my wife is not a casino gambler, and that causes me to have mixed feelings.

    I miss her presence when I am gone for a gambling weekend at the coast, but I appreciate her not losing money at the casino.

    It's a close call, but I am more happy than sad about her not gambling.

    The best part is she cuts me all the slack I need and does not nag me about my interest in gambling or the money it takes to play.
    What, Me Worry?

  5. #45
    Alan getting attractive women around his age isn't as difficult as you might think.

    The toughest time to get attractive women is actually when you're young. Why? Because some of them prefer older men, and the rest of them tend to be immature/shallow.

    As men pass 35, they usually find it easier to find decent women, both their own age AND younger. This is due to the phenomenon that the younger women who like older men tend NOT to be shallow (though some are gold diggers), and the women their own age tend to have matured and also are fearing reaching 40 and not being married. So guys in that age group get BOTH the attractive women their own age AND a lot of attractive younger women.

    Once men pass 40, they slowly become less attractive to young women (unless they're rich), but they have an ever-growing selection of women their own age. Why? Because many men in that age group tend to chase after younger women, while the women usually don't want to date younger men.

    When men pass 60, they especially have a big selection of women their own age (and a little younger), due to a combination of men chasing after younger women AND the fact that men die earlier.

    When men pass 70, if they have a pulse, they can almost always find a decent woman their own age to date.

    So if you're an average guy, the prime ages to date attractive women under 40 occur when you're 35-39. Early 40s is still pretty good, though you're going to start having a hard time dating women under 25.

    When I was single in my mid-late 30s, I found that was when it was easiest to find high quality women, even if I initially hid the fact that I was a successful poker player (which was a big thing to brag about in the 2000s, when poker was on TV constantly). One of those high quality women from that time is the one I've been with for almost 10 years now (she's close to my age, though).

    Anyway, Alan is 66, and he seems to be dating in the 50-65 age group, with 55-63 being most common. Since he looks pretty good for 66, and since he has the "former TV newsman with a morning show still on TV" angle to play to make himself seem more interesting, it's not surprising that he's managing to score a number of the upper eschelon women (lookswise) in that age group.
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  6. #46
    BTW Alan, do women that age still have an interest in sex?

    For some reason I have a hard time picturing women around 65 wanting to have sex, but maybe I'm wrong.

    From a biological standpoint, sex for women that age is obviously pointless, whereas it makes sense that the men still have a sex drive.
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  7. #47
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW Alan, do women that age still have an interest in sex?

    For some reason I have a hard time picturing women around 65 wanting to have sex, but maybe I'm wrong.

    From a biological standpoint, sex for women that age is obviously pointless, whereas it makes sense that the men still have a sex drive.
    I have an old woman story. I was in my late forties and a few friends and I took one of those one day Taj Mahal junket round trip flights from Long Island to A.C. in the middle of the week.

    It was getting close to the time we had to meet in the lobby to go home and after losing my ass I was walking around killing time. I sat at the first machine of a row of five-dollar slot machines with not one other person at a single machine. Suddenly, two well dressed old ladies dressed to the t’s with big hats on like you see at the Derby come around the corner. One says to me “I can’t believe you’re playing my machine.” Not a slot player and killing time I ask if she would like to have it. She started to lecture me about never listening to people and never give up a machine you’re on. She than asked if I mind if she sat next to me.

    After the other lady just took off, there I was sitting next to (not going to mention her name although she should be dead by now) with her asking questions about me and telling me how I remind her of her deceased husband. All different slot and casino hosts were coming up to her hugging her wishing her a happy birthday. She also went in her purse to give a slot host 500.00 dollars for a rack of coins. When she went into this envelope I was peeking and saw at least 10K in hundreds.

    I also want to mention that one time she got up to hug someone for a birthday wish and I quickly got a serious whiff of swamp ass.

    She said she lived in Manhattan (NY) and asked for my phone number. Instead I asked for hers and said I would call. My quick impression was she might be well off and could be interested in financing new franchise locations.

    Long story longer, she was well off. Owned a 14-room apartment overlooking central park, had a home in Florida, and lived alone with just a maid. Her dead husband was some big shot from the garment industry in Harlem. (the old days Harlem) She was 74 years old, heavy but not fat, and was only interested in having sex which she talked openly about.

    She knew I was married and regardless one time while talking she offered me to go with her in her Trump limo to the Taj presidential suite and spend a weekend with her. She said I wouldn’t ever have to go in my pockets to gamble, and warned me in her words “when we had our fill of each other (in bed) I don’t expect you to roll over and smoke a cigarette. I want you to hug me and tell me how terrific I was.”

    Of course, I didn’t do it. The swamp ass was the spoiler.
    Last edited by blackhole; 01-04-2019 at 07:23 AM.

  8. #48
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW Alan, do women that age still have an interest in sex?

    For some reason I have a hard time picturing women around 65 wanting to have sex, but maybe I'm wrong.

    From a biological standpoint, sex for women that age is obviously pointless, whereas it makes sense that the men still have a sex drive.
    I have an old woman story. I was in my late forties and a few friends and I took one of those one day Taj Mahal junket round trip flights from Long Island to A.C. in the middle of the week.

    It was getting close to the time we had to meet in the lobby to go home and after losing my ass I was walking around killing time. I sat at the first machine of a row of five-dollar slot machines with not one other person at a single machine. Suddenly, two well dressed old ladies dressed to the t’s with big hats on like you see at the Derby come around the corner. One says to me “I can’t believe you’re playing my machine.” Not a slot player and killing time I ask if she would like to have it. She started to lecture me about never listening to people and never give up a machine you’re on. She than asked if I mind if she sat next to me.

    After the other lady just took off, there I was sitting next to (not going to mention her name although she should be dead by now) with her asking questions about me and telling me how I remind her of her deceased husband. All different slot and casino hosts were coming up to her hugging her wishing her a happy birthday. She also went in her purse to give a slot host 500.00 dollars for a rack of coins. When she went into this envelope I was peeking and saw at least 10K in hundreds.

    I also want to mention that one time she got up to hug someone for a birthday wish and I quickly got a serious whiff of swamp ass.

    She said she lived in Manhattan (NY) and asked for my phone number. Instead I asked for hers and said I would call. My quick impression was she might be well off and could be interested in financing new franchise locations.

    Long story longer, she was well off. Owned a 14-room apartment overlooking central park, had a home in Florida, and lived alone with just a maid. Her dead husband was some big shot from the garment industry in Harlem. (the old days Harlem) She was 74 years old, heavy but not fat, and was only interested in having sex which she talked openly about.

    She knew I was married and regardless one time while talking she offered me to go with her in her Trump limo to the Taj presidential suite and spend a weekend with her. She said I wouldn’t ever have to go in my pockets to gamble, and warned me in her words “when we had our fill of each other (in bed) I don’t expect you to roll over and smoke a cigarette. I want you to hug me and tell me how terrific I was.”

    Of course, I didn’t do it. The swamp ass was the spoiler.
    Damn. That must have been a real killer for you. Sitting there in front of slot machines on your dead broke ass without even a nickel to gamble with after blowing your roll the night before. The casinos' sucker, right boy? It must have been horrible. And having to watch some rich bitch gamble away while blowing farts in our face must have been a real killer. Not the farts in the face but gambling it up while you sat there on your dead broke ass. Jealous as hell, right? Great story, bitchhole. Keep 'em coming.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  9. #49
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    And having to watch some rich bitch gamble away while blowing farts in our face must have been a real killer.
    He said "swamp ass" not "swamp gas:" the two have different meanings (hello, google).

    "Swamp ass" is moisture around the anus, usually visible as a stain on pants, and does not involve a noxious odor.

    For there to be a foul odor (other than flatulance aka "swamp gas") you're dealing with "duck butter."
    What, Me Worry?

  10. #50
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Damn. That must have been a real killer for you. Sitting there in front of slot machines on your dead broke ass without even a nickel to gamble with after blowing your roll the night before. The casinos' sucker, right boy? It must have been horrible. And having to watch some rich bitch gamble away while blowing farts in our face must have been a real killer. Not the farts in the face but gambling it up while you sat there on your dead broke ass. Jealous as hell, right? Great story, bitchhole. Keep 'em coming.
    That’s right two-bit. After blowing over 10K playing BJ and baccarat and exhausted, I sat down at a slot machine expecting to lose the last 3K of cash I had on me before the flight home. Or in other words, killing time.

    Now, the big difference between a two-bit bum like you and me is, wait for it, here it comes, I’m able to laugh it up with an old lady not caring one way or the other what I lost in less than one day. In fact, if I wanted to, I had access to 3 other casinos with 10K markers.

    It’s hard for two-bit hustling slot machine deposit bottle return bums to comprehend that type of living. So with that being said, I'm looking forward to your next envious post.

    And by the way two-bit, I cut a check to the Taj for the 10k before I left instead of waiting 45 days to pay up. Just in case I wanted to visit again before that much time goes by.
    Last edited by blackhole; 01-04-2019 at 10:20 AM.

  11. #51
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW Alan, do women that age still have an interest in sex?

    For some reason I have a hard time picturing women around 65 wanting to have sex, but maybe I'm wrong.

    From a biological standpoint, sex for women that age is obviously pointless, whereas it makes sense that the men still have a sex drive.
    Boy are you confused.

    Any older woman's desire to have sex is no different than an older man's. The more fit and the healthier, the more sex. You can't expect old people with arthritis and rheumatism to want a roll in the sack every day. OTOH, those who respect and take care of their bodies will never fear sex.

    Your take on sex by age groupings is also interesting. But my question is, if you have an attractive middle-aged gf of 10 years with a small son, why have you not asked her to marry?

  12. #52
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    He said "swamp ass" not "swamp gas:" the two have different meanings (hello, google).

    "Swamp ass" is moisture around the anus, usually visible as a stain on pants, and does not involve a noxious odor.

    For there to be a foul odor (other than flatulance aka "swamp gas") you're dealing with "duck butter."
    I never knew that much detail about swamp ass. Anyone that smelt like shit either walking by or getting up from a chair, I automatically called it swamp ass.

    Edit to add: Pay attention to the Micks above response to the old lady story, and how he twists things to fit his bullshit narrative. Mickey, people on this site are not this stupid not being able to read between your bullshit lying lines.

    your dead broke ass without even a nickel to gamble
    having to watch some rich bitch gamble away while blowing farts in our face
    Not the farts in the face but gambling it up while you sat there on your dead broke ass.


    Guess you really are uneducated or just can't retain something you just read.
    Last edited by blackhole; 01-04-2019 at 10:33 AM.

  13. #53
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    He said "swamp ass" not "swamp gas:" the two have different meanings (hello, google).

    "Swamp ass" is moisture around the anus, usually visible as a stain on pants, and does not involve a noxious odor.

    For there to be a foul odor (other than flatulance aka "swamp gas") you're dealing with "duck butter."
    I never knew that much detail about swamp ass. Anyone that smelt like shit either walking by or getting up from a chair, I automatically called it swamp ass.

    Edit to add: Pay attention to the Micks above response to the old lady story, and how he twists things to fit his bullshit narrative. Mickey, people on this site are not this stupid not being able to read between your bullshit lying lines.

    your dead broke ass without even a nickel to gamble
    having to watch some rich bitch gamble away while blowing farts in our face
    Not the farts in the face but gambling it up while you sat there on your dead broke ass.


    Guess you really are uneducated or just can't retain something you just read.
    It's the cheap alcohol he said he gave up on.......

  14. #54
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW Alan, do women that age still have an interest in sex?

    For some reason I have a hard time picturing women around 65 wanting to have sex, but maybe I'm wrong.

    From a biological standpoint, sex for women that age is obviously pointless, whereas it makes sense that the men still have a sex drive.
    Boy are you confused.

    Any older woman's desire to have sex is no different than an older man's. The more fit and the healthier, the more sex. You can't expect old people with arthritis and rheumatism to want a roll in the sack every day. OTOH, those who respect and take care of their bodies will never fear sex.

    Your take on sex by age groupings is also interesting. But my question is, if you have an attractive middle-aged gf of 10 years with a small son, why have you not asked her to marry?
    You're wrong.

    There's a lot of articles out there about many older women completely losing the desire for sex. While the male sex drive can also sometimes decline after age 50, in many cases it doesn't, hence all the stories about old perverts.

    The main problem old men experience is a physical one -- they often can't get it up!

    However, as I'm not at a point in my life where I'd be having sex with 50+ women (even if I was single), I don't have any personal experience with women that age. That's why I asked Alan.
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  15. #55
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW Alan, do women that age still have an interest in sex?

    For some reason I have a hard time picturing women around 65 wanting to have sex, but maybe I'm wrong.

    From a biological standpoint, sex for women that age is obviously pointless, whereas it makes sense that the men still have a sex drive.
    Boy are you confused.

    Any older woman's desire to have sex is no different than an older man's. The more fit and the healthier, the more sex. You can't expect old people with arthritis and rheumatism to want a roll in the sack every day. OTOH, those who respect and take care of their bodies will never fear sex.

    Your take on sex by age groupings is also interesting. But my question is, if you have an attractive middle-aged gf of 10 years with a small son, why have you not asked her to marry?
    You're wrong.

    There's a lot of articles out there about many older women completely losing the desire for sex. While the male sex drive can also sometimes decline after age 50, in many cases it doesn't, hence all the stories about old perverts.

    The main problem old men experience is a physical one -- they often can't get it up!

    However, as I'm not at a point in my life where I'd be having sex with 50+ women (even if I was single), I don't have any personal experience with women that age. That's why I asked Alan.
    And you're out of focus.

    There are also many articles that show how keeping fit and healthy means continued sex drive. What you're reading is about the typical fatass, diabetes-stricken, arthritis-inflicted American old fart.

    You asked Alan. How do you think a guy who keeps dating these older attractive women is going to respond to your "old people over 50 might as well say goodbye to sex" assertion? And what I can tell you from actual experience and not artificial intelligence via the internet: I'm 69 and my wife is 66. We have excellent sex every 7 days at the least. Neither her nor my desires have faded thus far, and obviously Alan's and his lady's hasn't either.

    The problem with you confused AP's is you only see things as being valid if and only if they resemble the way you want to think they are. And that's exactly why you guys never get anywhere, and why you have such a hard time realizing there are other extraordinary answers that just don't jive with what you think the math, general opinion, or simple common sense dictates. The easy way out is never the most advantageous.

  16. #56
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The main problem old men experience is a physical one -- they often can't get it up!
    OK, assuming that is the case, what does the guy do to get "release" if his member won't engorge?

    Do his balls stop making baby batter if he isn't able to orgasm, or does it build up like the pressure in a volcano, and if so, then what?
    What, Me Worry?

  17. #57
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Any older woman's desire to have sex is no different than an older man's. The more fit and the healthier, the more sex.
    I agree. Work out and it works out for you.

    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Your take on sex by age groupings is also interesting. But my question is, if you have an attractive middle-aged gf of 10 years with a small son, why have you not asked her to marry?
    Let's go with Divorce Sucks for $500 Alex. If it's a ton of sex you want, then stay single. The illusions of being the other guy is more attractive to them than THE guy.

    Be selective. Wait for the game to come to you.

    Like I told my son. The two most difficult years in marriage are your first and your last. Quite often, one in the same.
    Last edited by Moses; 01-04-2019 at 05:00 PM.

  18. #58
    You can tell when a marriage is on the rocks: the couple only engage in hallway sex, running down the hallway screaming "Fuck You!" at each other.

    Lost love: my bread and butter.
    What, Me Worry?

  19. #59
    She comes up and says "I'm from out of town. I'm just here to get drunk and get laid."

    Well, you're halfway there.

  20. #60
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post

    Boy are you confused.

    Any older woman's desire to have sex is no different than an older man's. The more fit and the healthier, the more sex. You can't expect old people with arthritis and rheumatism to want a roll in the sack every day. OTOH, those who respect and take care of their bodies will never fear sex.

    Your take on sex by age groupings is also interesting. But my question is, if you have an attractive middle-aged gf of 10 years with a small son, why have you not asked her to marry?
    You're wrong.

    There's a lot of articles out there about many older women completely losing the desire for sex. While the male sex drive can also sometimes decline after age 50, in many cases it doesn't, hence all the stories about old perverts.

    The main problem old men experience is a physical one -- they often can't get it up!

    However, as I'm not at a point in my life where I'd be having sex with 50+ women (even if I was single), I don't have any personal experience with women that age. That's why I asked Alan.
    And you're out of focus.

    There are also many articles that show how keeping fit and healthy means continued sex drive. What you're reading is about the typical fatass, diabetes-stricken, arthritis-inflicted American old fart.

    You asked Alan. How do you think a guy who keeps dating these older attractive women is going to respond to your "old people over 50 might as well say goodbye to sex" assertion? And what I can tell you from actual experience and not artificial intelligence via the internet: I'm 69 and my wife is 66. We have excellent sex every 7 days at the least. Neither her nor my desires have faded thus far, and obviously Alan's and his lady's hasn't either.

    The problem with you confused AP's is you only see things as being valid if and only if they resemble the way you want to think they are. And that's exactly why you guys never get anywhere, and why you have such a hard time realizing there are other extraordinary answers that just don't jive with what you think the math, general opinion, or simple common sense dictates. The easy way out is never the most advantageous.
    I read that it`s a scientific fact that canines never lose their sex drive

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