...boy let me be an AP Pro and have save of that. You don't have a brain in your head or a competitive bone in your body. $500 max bet and you won $20k in one shoe? 40-0? C'mon man. 115k in 5 weeks. Assuming you broke even on minimum bets which is highly unlikely. And $500 is your max? That means you won 230 more max bets hands than you lost in just 5 weeks. Betting less than $500? Then you had to win even more than 230 hands.

Geezous, anyone can figure that out. But I know you'll dance around, threaten kick my ass like you did Coach if I don't believe, and then you won't show. Too late I'm already on my way.