ok sportsbetters, who's gonna tackle this one

[pepe]

https://www.bettingreporter.com/rubb...pinball-title/

[BoSox]

I would start by following every man contestant into the restroom only to make sure he is not oversized because if he has a 9.5" dick he could get excited during play and TILT the machine.

[blackhole]

I would start by following every man contestant into the restroom only to make sure he is not oversized because if he has a 9.5" dick he could get excited during play and TILT the machine.

This phony AP’s true colors have yet to be fully exposed. He’s just the newest of the alleged forum AP’s to join this forum pretending to be Mr. Reasonable, Mr. Righteous, Mr. Referee, and of course Mr. long term AP cash bags.

Just another fraud needing a new place to propose his alleged successful AP propaganda like the fucking played out fool Kewlj. You can’t help but notice the happy yenta chat between the two of them. The whole forum thing is so obvious.

[Moses]

This phony AP’s true colors have yet to be fully exposed. He’s just the newest of the alleged forum AP’s to join this forum pretending to be Mr. Reasonable, Mr. Righteous, Mr. Referee, and of course Mr. long term AP cash bags.

Just another fraud needing a new place to propose his alleged successful AP propaganda like the fucking played out fool Kewlj. You can’t help but notice the happy yenta chat between the two of them. The whole forum thing is so obvious.

Mr. Blackhole: I probably shouldn't jump in here. You're liable to bite a big hunk out of my butt. I've known Bosox for a few years. Never have I heard him boast about being an AP or Pro or his earnings etc., FWIW, he impresses me as a humble guy who enjoys playing the game and my guess is pretty damn good at it.

Sir. Perhaps I should point out the forum that Bosox was at, one is not not allowed to say shit if they had suddenly realized they'd just bit into it. Trust me, he tooks his lumps over there and IMO handled it with class and dignity. Bosox stood up for people when he didn't have to and didn't jump on the bandwagons like so many of those wimps do.

Perhaps consider giving the guy a chance to settle in a bit, as you did me, and I appreciate it. I think you will find him to be a straightforward even keel guy with a good sense of humor.

Btw, what the hell is a yenta chat? lol

[Bob21]

This phony AP’s true colors have yet to be fully exposed. He’s just the newest of the alleged forum AP’s to join this forum pretending to be Mr. Reasonable, Mr. Righteous, Mr. Referee, and of course Mr. long term AP cash bags.

Just another fraud needing a new place to propose his alleged successful AP propaganda like the fucking played out fool Kewlj. You can’t help but notice the happy yenta chat between the two of them. The whole forum thing is so obvious.

Mr. Blackhole: I probably shouldn't jump in here. You’re liable to bite a big hunk out of my butt. I've known Bosox for a few years. Never have I heard him boast about being an AP or Pro or his earnings etc., FWIW, he impresses me as a humble guy who enjoys playing the game and my guess is pretty damn good at it.

Sir. Perhaps I should point out the forum that Bosox was at, one is not not allowed to say shit if they had suddenly realized they'd just bit into it. Trust me, he tooks his lumps over there and IMO handled it with class and dignity. Bosox stood up for people when he didn't have to and didn't jump on the bandwagons like so many of those wimps do.

Perhaps consider giving the guy a chance to settle in a bit, as you did me, and I appreciate it. I think you will find him to be a straightforward even keel guy with a good sense of humor.

Btw, what the hell is a yenta chat? lol

Moses you have a way with words. I laughed when I read this post. My favorite line? “You're liable to bite a big hunk out of my butt.” You definitely have a way with words. I mean that in a complimentary way.

Here’s the thing though. I think this was blackholes own way of welcoming Bosox into the fold. When I first came here, I got the same type of greeting from blackhole. At the time, I overreacted and took it in the wrong way. Now I see this is blackhole’s way of saying “hi, welcome to our forum, glad you could join us.” He just has a different way of expressing himself.

Now that I get blackhole, I take all his insults in a positive way, which is how I’m sure he meant them.

[blackhole]

Btw, what the hell is a yenta chat? lol

Synonyms for yenta:

circulator, gossip, gossiper, gossipmonger, newsmonger, quidnunc, tale-teller, talebearer, telltale

[MaxPen]

It is very heartwarming to see BoSox being welcomed into the fold of the Confederacy of Dunces. Congrats are in order.

[Moses]

Btw, what the hell is a yenta chat? lol

Synonyms for yenta:

circulator, gossip, gossiper, gossipmonger, newsmonger, quidnunc, tale-teller, talebearer, telltale

Yenta. Great word Blackhole. I can go watch the Celtic game tonight and hit those yackers with it. They will be on their cell phones the rest of the night trying to figure out its meaning...and I can watch the game in peace. lol

[mickeycrimm]

I would start by following every man contestant into the restroom only to make sure he is not oversized because if he has a 9.5" dick he could get excited during play and TILT the machine.

This phony AP’s true colors have yet to be fully exposed. He’s just the newest of the alleged forum AP’s to join this forum pretending to be Mr. Reasonable, Mr. Righteous, Mr. Referee, and of course Mr. long term AP cash bags.

Just another fraud needing a new place to propose his alleged successful AP propaganda like the fucking played out fool Kewlj. You can’t help but notice the happy yenta chat between the two of them. The whole forum thing is so obvious.

It took you over two hours to derail the thread. What took you so long this time?

[Moses]

Who is the wild man now Bosox? OMG, don't get Singer started. lol

[Moses]

Idiot. Okay maybe gay is too strong a word. But queer seems to fit you perfectly. It's not me who put the two terms together in the Urban Dictionary. All you have to do is play me. CLEARLY, no one, other than MaxiPad wants to hear your bullshit anymore. It's not my fault that YOU don't get it. I refuse to play red chip and haven't in years. Where do you get your info. From Flash? Really, I've met two people in my life in person that are blackjack players. I'm fairly certain it's not one of them but just for you I will call them and ask. But only if you reveal your source. Again, you won't because it doesn't exist. Therefore, again you lose more credibility again today. But you're too damn much of a panzy to do anything about it except keep squawking on a forum

Clearly, you want to be respected by your peers and to be idolized be these newbies that exist in your mind for the most part. That will never happen because of what you did with Coach Belly and the fact you continue to back down from me. So look deep inside yourself queer boy. You can either remain a pussy or do something about it. Makes no difference to me.

I've about determined that MaxiPad must be your brother. Who else would give such a fuck about in ignorant fuck such as you.
Have you two morons (KJ and MaxiPad) not noticed that the more you come at me each day the more credibility you lose?

Enjoy your little yenta chat today.

[kewlJ]

Idiot. Okay maybe gay is too strong a word. But queer seems to fit you perfectly. It's not me who put the two terms together in the Urban Dictionary. All you have to do is play me. CLEARLY, no one, other than MaxiPad wants to hear your bullshit anymore. It's not my fault that YOU don't get it. I refuse to play red chip and haven't in years. Where do you get your info. From Flash? Really, I've met two people in my life in person that are blackjack players. I'm fairly certain it's not one of them but just for you I will call them and ask. But only if you reveal your source. Again, you won't because it doesn't exist. Therefore, again you lose more credibility again today. But you're too damn much of a panzy to do anything about it except keep squawking on a forum

Clearly, you want to be respected by your peers and to be idolized be these newbies that exist in your mind for the most part. That will never happen because of what you did with Coach Belly and the fact you continue to back down from me. So look deep inside yourself queer boy. You can either remain a pussy or do something about it. Makes no difference to me.

I've about determined that MaxiPad must be your brother. Who else would give such a fuck about in ignorant fuck such as you.
Have you two morons (KJ and MaxiPad) not noticed that the more you come at me each day the more credibility you lose?

Enjoy your little yenta chat today.

You are really a goofball. Where did I say I had a source? You just make up shit every step of the way to suite yourself. I gave my opinion based on my knowledge and talking to other players, that a person can't play professional blackjack in Reno. Just too small and intolerant and they will just not allow that kind of money for long. I said nothing about any source.

MaxPen is not my brother. My brother doesn't read and has no interest in these forums. MaxPen has been around longer than me I believe, or at least for quite a while. He is a long-time, pretty known advantage player living in Vegas. I have never officially met him, although it is possible we played together as we shared some experiences and stories of common places that we played. (remember the blind guy MaxPen?)

Moses, why don't you grow up a little. Queer boy? Maxipad? Your little derogatory name calling of everyone. That is how an 8 year old acts Moses, not a mature adult human being. If you want people to take you seriously, stop acting like a child.

[Moses]

So here is what I'm going to do. My cousin is already going to start asking the dealers in Vegas about KJ and MaxPen. KJ has already boasted he is well known.

HE will simply send me a picture and then I will a have snapshot of the two wannabe tough guys/blackjack players. Then, since he has a condo, I can stay there for as many days as I choose for the price of buying him dinners.

Now, clearly you have pissed off a number of people with your incessant nonsense. Maybe one of them will PM me and tell me exactly where to find you two yo ho's. Then, I can tract you for a few days and report back if I see you counting two tables or wonging in and out or even playing for that matter. You won't even know I'm there until I decide I want you to know. This isn't my first rodeo dipshits. But I got a feeling it's going to be yours.

So go ahead call me crazy or whatever you need to feel secure in your little fantasy world where you're afraid to face your fears. But remember one thing. It might not be me. It could be one of the lurkers. IT ONLY TAKES ONE.

Now see what a mess you're in? All you had to do was shut up, face me, and/or play me.

[Moses]

I don't know about all that. But it would seem to me that losing $29K a week is damn near impossible unless ones head is waaaaay up their ass.

[kewlJ]

I don't know about all that. But it would seem to me that losing $29K a week is damn near impossible unless ones head is waaaaay up their ass.

Well you would be wrong.

I have lost $29k in a week. (exactly 1 time)

I win and lose 10k+ in a day, probably once a month (10-12 times a year)

I have won $20k in one shoe (exactly 1 time)

I have won $115k over a 5 week period. (exactly 1 time)

These things are very possible....not common but very possible at my level of play. If a player plays long enough, like almost daily for 15 years, he is going to experience these things and more at my level of play (which isn't even that high). But it is a level of play, you don't play, and have no idea about, so why do you think it is your ridht to spout off about something you really have no clue about?

[Moses]

...boy let me be an AP Pro and have save of that. You don't have a brain in your head or a competitive bone in your body. $500 max bet and you won $20k in one shoe? 40-0? C'mon man. 115k in 5 weeks. Assuming you broke even on minimum bets which is highly unlikely. And $500 is your max? That means you won 230 more max bets hands than you lost in just 5 weeks. Betting less than $500? Then you had to win even more than 230 hands.

Geezous, anyone can figure that out. But I know you'll dance around, threaten kick my ass like you did Coach if I don't believe, and then you won't show. Too late I'm already on my way.

[tableplay]

https://www.bettingreporter.com/rubb...pinball-title/

https://mybookie.ag/sportsbook/pinball/
There is a thread about this here:http://tiltforums.com/t/spc-final-odds-are-up/4963
By the way, this isn't the first offering of sportsbetting on pinball for those unaware of this already. I believe a Scandinavian site has offered odds on some of the IFPA championships in recent years past.

[AxelWolf]

https://www.bettingreporter.com/rubb...pinball-title/

https://mybookie.ag/sportsbook/pinball/
There is a thread about this here:http://tiltforums.com/t/spc-final-odds-are-up/4963
By the way, this isn't the first offering of sportsbetting on pinball for those unaware of this already. I believe a Scandinavian site has offered odds on some of the IFPA championships in recent years past.

How much can one person get down on this?

[tableplay]

https://www.bettingreporter.com/rubb...pinball-title/

https://mybookie.ag/sportsbook/pinball/
There is a thread about this here:http://tiltforums.com/t/spc-final-odds-are-up/4963
By the way, this isn't the first offering of sportsbetting on pinball for those unaware of this already. I believe a Scandinavian site has offered odds on some of the IFPA championships in recent years past.

How much can one person get down on this?

I'm not sure Axel. I have not used this sportsbook (nor have I ever bet on a pinball event) and am simply quoting the sportsbook link from the thread at Tiltforums.com (which, along with vegascasinotalk, I read daily) shown above. You and/or Redietz may be able to structure a profitable multi-component bet based on the following information:
The winner of this event will probably (95% chance IMHO) come from the following group of players (I guess we'll find out about my prediction on March 9th):
1. Keith Elwin (also designer of the awesome Stern Iron Maiden pinball)
2. Raymond Davidson
3. Karl DeAngelo
4. Cayle George
5. Zach Sharpe
6. Trent Augenstein

It's a good thing these are nice bunch of guys (and mostly well-heeled to begin with) because the prize money in pinball is dwarfed by the amount of money that could be made betting the event (as I mentioned above I don't know how much action the sports book would take from an individual bettor, but whatever it is, the amount won from a maximum composition bet, if the bet wins, is way more than the 1st place prize money from the tourney) . . .

As an example, the top 1st place prize ($USD15,000) of any pinball tournament is at Pinburgh (https://tinyurl.com/y5gsjlbt). Here is an article on the event from a betting perspective (https://www.sportsbettingdime.com/ne...pionship-odds/). The 1st place prize for this March 9th 2019 event (https://sternpinball.com/stern-pro-c...it-2019-final/) is $USD2,500 plus a new Stern pinball (~$6500). I'm sure the sportsbook would take action from an individual which could result in a winning bet much larger than this 1st place prize . . .

Footage of the event will occur in August (http://tiltforums.com/t/so-espn/4969/14) on ESPN's "The Ocho".

[pepe]

The winner of this event will probably (95% chance IMHO) come from the following group of players (I guess we'll find out about my prediction on March 9th):
1. Keith Elwin (also designer of the awesome Stern Iron Maiden pinball)
2. Raymond Davidson
3. Karl DeAngelo
4. Cayle George
5. Zach Sharpe
6. Trent Augenstein

No love for last years winner Josh Sharpe? (though Zack is definitely the better player overall)

Also last years 2nd place finisher Colin Urban just picked up a big win at INDISC