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  1. #21
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    You guys don't know the first thing about running bad, especially the feeling that divine intervention has cursed you and there's nothing you can do about it but watch your bankroll turn to ashes after being the most dedicated and disciplined counter this world has ever seen. I wouldn't have it any other way though, anyone else would've jumped off a bridge by now, gone on a shooting spree, or simply quit the game.
    Bullshit we don't. We've had stretches were we've lost, more money and for longer periods of time then you. Get 20 more years in and you just might understand card counting.
    I don’t know why anyone would come here doubting the math and questioning why their getting their asses kicked.

    If you loss 50K in a year, just get another 50K and keep playing. Keep repeating this strategy. Don’t worry, it’ll all work out within 20 years. The math is your god. Listen and pray to it before you enter any casinos.
    I put my first machine play down 23 years ago with just $23 in my pocket. When I got through with that play my bankroll was up to $38. When I got through with the next play,....a week later I had $1200 in my pocket.....a month later I had 5K in my pocket. That's how I started. I've never gone back the other way and busted out. Fuck a bustout.
    Keystone is a mental midget.

  2. #22
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    mickey, you wanna provide tax returns along with your contemporaneous gaming log supporting your claim that "I win lots of money from Indian casinos"? Mickey "Adam Schiff" Crimm

    ddb1, don't be fooled. Play mostly a single denomination with no strategy other than what mostly every vp player on earth says they use, and you will lose throughout any amount of time without extraordinary good luck.

    You seem to have been roped in by the AP justification trick of using slot club fluff to mask your true losses. From what you've described, what you're experiencing isn't out of line at all. The main problem is you are severely under-bankrolled to be playing even single line $1 vp. Take a year off, save more money for gambling, then come back to LV and play quarters. Keep in mind that you will never win using the method you use.

    Of course, you could opt to hitting only Indian casinos. According to mickey, they're easy to scalp.
    LOLOLOLOL at this moron. Robocchio, did you provide YOUR tax returns you bet welshing bag of shit? You are also an admitted deadbeat. And a welfare queen.

    Can you guys believe how stupid and ignorant this asshole Robert Harry Argentino is? He welshes a bet by not providing his tax returns....then tells someone else they need to provide their tax returns. How idiotic and stupid is that? You can't make this shit up, right BH?

    I make lots of money in Indian casinos, Robocchio. You're to stupid to understand it. You don't believe it dumbfuck, I don't give a shit.
    Hey mickey, that really compressed one of the few remaining live nerves in your cigarette-blackened and fatty food-pilfered body that the alcohol hasn't yet rotted out, didn't it! You do know that deflecting a valid question with lies and assertions only means you were lying in the first place, correct?

    Then I'll let you off the hook. Just post a picture of your yearly contemporaneous gaming logs and we'll call it even Steven. Surely, that easy-peasy request won't set you off, right?

  3. #23
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post

    Bullshit we don't. We've had stretches were we've lost, more money and for longer periods of time then you. Get 20 more years in and you just might understand card counting.
    I don’t know why anyone would come here doubting the math and questioning why their getting their asses kicked.

    If you loss 50K in a year, just get another 50K and keep playing. Keep repeating this strategy. Don’t worry, it’ll all work out within 20 years. The math is your god. Listen and pray to it before you enter any casinos.
    I put my first machine play down 23 years ago with just $23 in my pocket. When I got through with that play my bankroll was up to $38. When I got through with the next play,....a week later I had $1200 in my pocket.....a month later I had 5K in my pocket. That's how I started. I've never gone back the other way and busted out. Fuck a bustout.
    And do you wanna prove THAT?

    No wonder your life couldn't handle not posting on forums. You'd go INSANE! if you didn't have a place to concoct all your silly gambling fabrications.

    I can see the gravestone already. It says:

    HERE LIES 'ol mickey
    His hands always sticky
    Tall tales abound
    More than his belly is round

    His casino adventures
    Cost him his dentures
    His old junk car
    Was won at some bar

    His life began fuzzy
    A hobo...was he?
    He'd hop on a train
    Cause he had no brain

    With no education
    He'd sleep with vegetation
    A girlfriend you say?
    Ha!...NO FREAKIN' WAY

    His life has meant nothing
    Aside from his puffing
    A lonely old man
    In the frying pan

    Yes, now that he's old
    He's chasing fool's gold
    The tribes are his latest
    Fabrication hiatus

    So sit down my friend
    You're close to your end
    Close another bar
    Cause that's who you are

    The end.

  4. #24
    Damn, Robbocchio. You can't get me out of your head. Even writing poems about me. Seek help for your obsession.

    Oh, BTW, that $23 bankroll I started with. I put it together credit hustling the machines. My bankroll starting out that morning was actually 99 cents.
    Keystone is a mental midget.

  5. #25
    Originally Posted by ddb1 View Post
    Hey gang.

    First off, I will say that I am a recreational VP player and expect to lose a little. And typically, between local casinos and a 3 nighter in Vegas, I usually lose $2-3k a year. Some years a little more, some years I win a little - but always somewhat inline what with the "math" says my results would be.

    Well, this year I am down $15k. That is playing mostly $1 single line VP with some triple play. Occasionally, I'll play a little $2 single line. When I go to the casino I usually take $800 - $1200 and play games in the 98.9% - 99.6% range. With cash back and mail it approaches break-even, but not quite. These are class 3 machines and I play with a very high degree of accuracy.

    Take last night for example. I'd been watching a DDB progressive for a while and it finally got to near $8k, so I decided to play. I sat down with $600 and 24 minutes later I was busted. I downloaded $100 worth of points and after my 20 hands I had $20 from that $100 - it took that too. $700 and not even a flush (let alone a FH, quad or royal). I couldnt believe it.

    I haven't had a winning session in months. Usually even with $1200 session BR I don't even get a quad. If I do manage one, it isn't aces or 2-4s. Almost always my BR goes straight down to zero. Over and over again. My Vegas trip was the worst ever. I played lots of Bonus poker for quarters and still lost a bundle.

    I know VP is a streaky game, but damn. Any tips for busting out of this slump? If it goes on for much longer I will have to give it up. Time for some voodoo?
    For 98.98 DDB, you would need a bank roll of about $36000 betting $1 denom at 5 coins per deal/draw to have a 99% probability of hitting a NRF as shown in the screenshot below.
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  6. #26
    I think you still have to careful because the majorities of online casinos buys or license from a third party software developer their gaming platform. Online casinos in most of the cases are licensing the gaming platforms. Only the biggest one has developed their own gaming platform. It is very important because those casinos won't be responsible for any system vulnerabilities. They are unlikely to refund as well.

  7. #27
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post

    I donít know why anyone would come here doubting the math and questioning why their getting their asses kicked.

    If you loss 50K in a year, just get another 50K and keep playing. Keep repeating this strategy. Donít worry, itíll all work out within 20 years. The math is your god. Listen and pray to it before you enter any casinos.
    I put my first machine play down 23 years ago with just $23 in my pocket. When I got through with that play my bankroll was up to $38. When I got through with the next play,....a week later I had $1200 in my pocket.....a month later I had 5K in my pocket. That's how I started. I've never gone back the other way and busted out. Fuck a bustout.
    And do you wanna prove THAT?

    No wonder your life couldn't handle not posting on forums. You'd go INSANE! if you didn't have a place to concoct all your silly gambling fabrications.

    I can see the gravestone already. It says:

    HERE LIES 'ol mickey
    His hands always sticky
    Tall tales abound
    More than his belly is round

    His casino adventures
    Cost him his dentures
    His old junk car
    Was won at some bar

    His life began fuzzy
    A hobo...was he?
    He'd hop on a train
    Cause he had no brain

    With no education
    He'd sleep with vegetation
    A girlfriend you say?
    Ha!...NO FREAKIN' WAY

    His life has meant nothing
    Aside from his puffing
    A lonely old man
    In the frying pan

    Yes, now that he's old
    He's chasing fool's gold
    The tribes are his latest
    Fabrication hiatus

    So sit down my friend
    You're close to your end
    Close another bar
    Cause that's who you are

    The end.
    This was so bad, I'm gonna have to re-post the "Singer at the Bat" thread. Oh well, I guess another generation will get to read a classic.

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