Interesting things heard in a Casino?

[Tasha]

While playing a Roulette game, a guy who lost his money by playing a number that didn't come up, "This Roulette game is disgusting. I needed that money to make even more money and lost!This game needs to be blown up!"

A woman said she didn't know where her ID was to a fellow slot player while remarking that the game she was playing had the potential to hit a Jackpot(Um, if you don't know where your ID is wpuldn't you make sure to low roll so that the most you get is like $1,000? :/. She asked him if she could just let the Casino pay her like $1,000 and keep the rest for themselves aince she misplaced her ID. He replied,"The Casino wouldn't allow that. They'd hold The Jackpot until she got a replacement ID or found her lost ID."

[Tasha]

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[Keystone]

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[Tasha]

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Keystone, you're Poker Grinder!

[Keystone]

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Keystone, you're Poker Grinder!

Yeah I must be him...It`s impossible that more than one person in the human race thinks you have the IQ of a fruit fly

[Tasha]

Yeah bump up a f’n thread no one responded to....brilliant

Keystone, you're Poker Grinder!

Yeah I must be him...It`s impossible that more than one person in the human race thinks you have the IQ of a fruit fly

Fuck you, Keystone! Fucking scum!

[The Boz]

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We need one of these here. Though we may have multiple candidates, including some who would say me, I believe we have a clear winner.

https://www.scarymommy.com/autism-mo...-school-award/

[mickeycrimm]

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You and Box responded to it. LOL!

[The Boz]

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You and Box responded to it. LOL!

As did you my friend.

And gave her exactly what she craves.

[mickeycrimm]

"How do you like the carpet?" the guy on the machine next to me said.
"It's okay, I guess" I responded as I looked around at the carpet.
"I payed for it!" he said

[Tasha]

"How do you like the carpet?" the guy on the machine next to me said.
"It's okay, I guess" I responded as I looked around at the carpet.
"I payed for it!" he said

Um, awkward. But how were you supposed to know that the random guy on the machine next to you paid for the carpet?

[mickeycrimm]

"How do you like the carpet?" the guy on the machine next to me said.
"It's okay, I guess" I responded as I looked around at the carpet.
"I payed for it!" he said

Um, awkward. But how were you supposed to know that the random guy on the machine next to you paid for the carpet?

He was implying that he had lost so much money in the casino that it payed for the carpet.

[Tasha]

"How do you like the carpet?" the guy on the machine next to me said.
"It's okay, I guess" I responded as I looked around at the carpet.
"I payed for it!" he said

Um, awkward. But how were you supposed to know that the random guy on the machine next to you paid for the carpet?

He was implying that he had lost so much money in the casino that it payed for the carpet.

Oh. I thought he meant he LITERALLY paid for the carpet. LMAO!

[FABismonte]

"Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.

[jbjb]

"Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.

This happened to my cousin a bunch of years ago on a $1 game.

[FABismonte]

"Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.

This happened to my cousin a bunch of years ago on a $1 game.

Did it break him of that behavior?

[MaxPen]

Talked to a restroom cleaner with a real positive attitude. He said, " It can only get better and I'm thankful noone shit in the sink tonight."

[FABismonte]

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[Tasha]

"Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.

Ouch. That reminds me of a story I heard where a guy had been playing Max Bet and he had his wife give him a bathroom break. When he came back, she excitedly told him she won $1,000! He looked at the screen and sure enough, she won $1,000. He hit her so hard she fell out of her chair and he was arrested for domestic violence. She had actually lowered the bet without his acknowledgement or permisssion. That $1,000 win would have been a Million dollar Progressive had she not lowered the bet. Poor woman.

[mickeycrimm]

"Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.

Ouch. That reminds me of a story I heard where a guy had been playing Max Bet and he had his wife give him a bathroom break. When he came back, she excitedly told him she won $1,000! He looked at the screen and sure enough, she won $1,000. He hit her so hard she fell out of her chair and he was arrested for domestic violence. She had actually lowered the bet without his acknowledgement or permisssion. That $1,000 win would have been a Million dollar Progressive had she not lowered the bet. Poor woman.

That story was supposed to have been about Megabucks and it was supposed to have happened at Binions Horseshoe.