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  1. #21
    Originally Posted by FABismonte View Post
    "Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.
    Ouch. That reminds me of a story I heard where a guy had been playing Max Bet and he had his wife give him a bathroom break. When he came back, she excitedly told him she won $1,000! He looked at the screen and sure enough, she won $1,000. He hit her so hard she fell out of her chair and he was arrested for domestic violence. She had actually lowered the bet without his acknowledgement or permisssion. That $1,000 win would have been a Million dollar Progressive had she not lowered the bet. Poor woman.

  2. #22
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by FABismonte View Post
    "Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.
    Ouch. That reminds me of a story I heard where a guy had been playing Max Bet and he had his wife give him a bathroom break. When he came back, she excitedly told him she won $1,000! He looked at the screen and sure enough, she won $1,000. He hit her so hard she fell out of her chair and he was arrested for domestic violence. She had actually lowered the bet without his acknowledgement or permisssion. That $1,000 win would have been a Million dollar Progressive had she not lowered the bet. Poor woman.
    That story was supposed to have been about Megabucks and it was supposed to have happened at Binions Horseshoe.
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  3. #23
    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post

    Yeah I must be him...It`s impossible that more than one person in the human race thinks you have the IQ of a fruit fly
    Fuck you, Keystone! Fucking scum!
    lol...not nice....I guess this means I won`t be getting any lottery predictions
    GOOD ONE!!!!

  4. #24
    This guy didn't really say anything but it sure was funny.

    The other day I had a fair amount of free play well over $500. I sat down on a multi-hand VP game and started firing away(I wanted to put some extra coin on as well). There was a mr. Miyagi looking dude sitting next to me making grunting in disappointment as he was playing. I didn't pay much attention to him until he cashed out his credits and started watching me play as he held his ticket in his hand. I was running fairly good. And of course, I had a lot of credits anyways since I was using free-play. He didn't seem to speak much English, however, he was cheering me on with head gestures and sounds/words of encouragement. After about 5 min of this he looked at directly my credits as they were fairly high (perhaps in the $1000 range so I had many thousands of credits on .5 or.10) then looked down at his ticket, then he looked back at my credits paused, looked back at his ticket, grunted. He repeated all this a few times. But on the last time he looked at my credits with more animation and his eyes got big and then he looks his slot-ticket one last time and suddenly started ripping it up a bunch of little pieces, then tossed it on the ground, excused himself, and walked off.
    Last edited by AxelWolf; 06-07-2019 at 01:42 PM.

  5. #25
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    This guy didn't really say anything but it sure was funny.

    The other day I had a fair amount of free play well over $500. I sat down on a multi-hand VP game and started firing away(I wanted to put some extra coin on as well). There was a mr. Miyagi looking dude sitting next to me making grunting in disappointment as he was playing. I didn't pay much attention to him until he cashed out his credits and started watching me play as he held his ticket in his hand. I was running fairly good. And of course, I had a lot of credits anyways since I was using free-play. He didn't seem to speak much English, however, he was cheering me on with head gestures and sounds/words of encouragement. After about 5 min of this he looked at directly my credits as they were fairly high (perhaps in the $1000 range so I had many thousands of credits on .5 or.10) then looked down at his ticket, then he looked back at my credits paused, looked back at his ticket, grunted. He repeated all this a few times. But on the last time he looked at my credits with more animation and his eyes got big and then he looks his slot-ticket one last time and suddenly started ripping it up a bunch of little pieces, then tossed it on the ground, excused himself, and walked off.
    I honestly thought this was going to end with him begging you for money, LMAO. That was an interesting read and I have a vivid vision of the disgruntled Gambler who was so disgusted by how little his TITO was and how big your credits were!

  6. #26
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by FABismonte View Post
    "Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.
    Ouch. That reminds me of a story I heard where a guy had been playing Max Bet and he had his wife give him a bathroom break. When he came back, she excitedly told him she won $1,000! He looked at the screen and sure enough, she won $1,000. He hit her so hard she fell out of her chair and he was arrested for domestic violence. She had actually lowered the bet without his acknowledgement or permisssion. That $1,000 win would have been a Million dollar Progressive had she not lowered the bet. Poor woman.
    That story was supposed to have been about Megabucks and it was supposed to have happened at Binions Horseshoe.
    He was an idiot for hitting her for what seemed to be an honest mistake. He should have told her that lowering the bet effects winnings really badly. Since it was a quick bathroom break in theory she lowered the bet to pass the time while he peed and was happy with the $1,000 win but that excitement quickly turned into pain after he knocked her out of the chair. Poor woman didn't even know that she cost him $999,000 before taxes.

  7. #27
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    This guy didn't really say anything but it sure was funny.

    The other day I had a fair amount of free play well over $500. I sat down on a multi-hand VP game and started firing away(I wanted to put some extra coin on as well). There was a mr. Miyagi looking dude sitting next to me making grunting in disappointment as he was playing. I didn't pay much attention to him until he cashed out his credits and started watching me play as he held his ticket in his hand. I was running fairly good. And of course, I had a lot of credits anyways since I was using free-play. He didn't seem to speak much English, however, he was cheering me on with head gestures and sounds/words of encouragement. After about 5 min of this he looked at directly my credits as they were fairly high (perhaps in the $1000 range so I had many thousands of credits on .5 or.10) then looked down at his ticket, then he looked back at my credits paused, looked back at his ticket, grunted. He repeated all this a few times. But on the last time he looked at my credits with more animation and his eyes got big and then he looks his slot-ticket one last time and suddenly started ripping it up a bunch of little pieces, then tossed it on the ground, excused himself, and walked off.
    Great story.

    I have seen people purposely leave nominal credits in a machine after losing a bunch or printing out a voucher with a small amount of money and leaving it as if disgusted with the pittance, but that Mr. Miyagi tearing up the voucher was more poignant a statement than if he could make if he spoke English.

  8. #28
    Years ago a lady next to me is playing a 2 coin $5 slot and she is alternating between 1 coin and 2 coins a spin. When she is betting 1 coin a big jackpot for about $4000 lines up and instantly she yells “God Damn it!!!!!!! Mother F@#ker!!!!! Son of a bitch!!!!! F@#king C0#k $ucker!!!!!!”

    She was obviously upset that she hit when only betting one coin. Obviously too she didnt know about the rng and that she almost certainly would not have hit the same jackpot given the extra moment to bet 2 coins.

    I didnt say anything of course but it struck me as so wierd you would be unhappy that you hit a $4k jackpot.

    I realized she was less happy hitting $4k with one coin than she would have been hitting nothing and not having the regret of only playing one coin. I really dont quite understand it. It wasnt a progressive either so it would have been $8k w 2 coins not say $1,000,000 or something, but still never seen someone so upset to win $4000 w a $5 bet.

    And for crying out loud, if you are going to be that upset that you hit with only 1 coin, then always max bet, otherwise what are you trying to accomplish with your 1 coin bet if winning upsets you, prime the machine? Lol
    Last edited by DGenBen; 06-14-2019 at 01:37 AM.

  9. #29
    I was in a casino, but this actually happened on my phone via text, its not casino related, but what the hell. I got a text from an unknown person who said, "OK". I texted back saying, "I dont know who this is or what this is about." They texted back, "well suck a dick then." I texted back, "I can't because all the dicks are in your mom's mouth, ass and cunt.

    And now the banter continues back and fourth as I pwn him/her each step of the way.

  10. #30
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    I was in a casino, but this actually happened on my phone via text, its not casino related, but what the hell. I got a text from an unknown person who said, "OK". I texted back saying, "I dont know who this is or what this is about." They texted back, "well suck a dick then." I texted back, "I can't because all the dicks are in your mom's mouth, ass and cunt.

    And now the banter continues back and fourth as I pwn him/her each step of the way.
    Lol, happened to a friend of mine the other day, a girl who was looking for a hook up texted a photo of her bare breats to my friend who is also a girl. They were nice too as my friend showed me the text.

    My friend texted back, “yikes! wrong number and by the way I dont think any of the bros in this area code are worthy anyway”

  11. #31
    This is Barney

    When the LID and me go to casino, for some unknown reason, we often here casino personages say "What's that smell, did someone shit there pants."

    I know the LID tries to empty the tables when he plays craps with his skunkhat but he takes shower about one time per month. Here's a picture of the LID in the Vegas playing the game of craps beside another Dice Influencer somewhere near the Circus casino.




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  13. #33
    One thing Im sure everyone else has also seen and heard in a casino but always makes me cringe a little bit is when a Wife/Girlfriend Husband/Boyfriend starts yelling at their partner “Come on! Come on! Lets go! Lets Go! LET’S GO!!!!!!!!”

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