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    While playing a Roulette game, a guy who lost his money by playing a number that didn't come up, "This Roulette game is disgusting. I needed that money to make even more money and lost!This game needs to be blown up!"

    A woman said she didn't know where her ID was to a fellow slot player while remarking that the game she was playing had the potential to hit a Jackpot(Um, if you don't know where your ID is wpuldn't you make sure to low roll so that the most you get is like $1,000? :/. She asked him if she could just let the Casino pay her like $1,000 and keep the rest for themselves aince she misplaced her ID. He replied,"The Casino wouldn't allow that. They'd hold The Jackpot until she got a replacement ID or found her lost ID."
    Last edited by Tasha; 04-17-2019 at 07:11 AM.

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    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Bump.
    Yeah bump up a fn thread no one responded to....brilliant

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    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Bump.
    Yeah bump up a f’n thread no one responded to....brilliant
    Keystone, you're Poker Grinder!

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    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
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    Yeah bump up a f’n thread no one responded to....brilliant

    We need one of these here. Though we may have multiple candidates, including some who would say me, I believe we have a clear winner.

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    "How do you like the carpet?" the guy on the machine next to me said.
    "It's okay, I guess" I responded as I looked around at the carpet.
    "I payed for it!" he said
    Luck is probability taken personally.

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    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
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    Yeah bump up a f’n thread no one responded to....brilliant
    You and Box responded to it. LOL!
    Luck is probability taken personally.

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    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Bump.
    Yeah bump up a f’n thread no one responded to....brilliant
    You and Box responded to it. LOL!
    As did you my friend.

    And gave her exactly what she craves.

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    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    "How do you like the carpet?" the guy on the machine next to me said.
    "It's okay, I guess" I responded as I looked around at the carpet.
    "I payed for it!" he said
    Um, awkward. But how were you supposed to know that the random guy on the machine next to you paid for the carpet?

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    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Bump.
    Yeah bump up a f’n thread no one responded to....brilliant
    Keystone, you're Poker Grinder!
    Yeah I must be him...It`s impossible that more than one person in the human race thinks you have the IQ of a fruit fly

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    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post

    Yeah bump up a f’n thread no one responded to....brilliant
    Keystone, you're Poker Grinder!
    Yeah I must be him...It`s impossible that more than one person in the human race thinks you have the IQ of a fruit fly
    Fuck you, Keystone! Fucking scum!

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    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post

    Keystone, you're Poker Grinder!
    Yeah I must be him...It`s impossible that more than one person in the human race thinks you have the IQ of a fruit fly
    Fuck you, Keystone! Fucking scum!
    lol...not nice....I guess this means I won`t be getting any lottery predictions

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    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    "How do you like the carpet?" the guy on the machine next to me said.
    "It's okay, I guess" I responded as I looked around at the carpet.
    "I payed for it!" he said
    Um, awkward. But how were you supposed to know that the random guy on the machine next to you paid for the carpet?
    He was implying that he had lost so much money in the casino that it payed for the carpet.
    Luck is probability taken personally.

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    Husband says to wife "You're due" as she flails away at video poker.
    Luck is probability taken personally.

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    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    "How do you like the carpet?" the guy on the machine next to me said.
    "It's okay, I guess" I responded as I looked around at the carpet.
    "I payed for it!" he said
    Um, awkward. But how were you supposed to know that the random guy on the machine next to you paid for the carpet?
    He was implying that he had lost so much money in the casino that it payed for the carpet.
    Oh. I thought he meant he LITERALLY paid for the carpet. LMAO!

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    "Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.

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    Originally Posted by FABismonte View Post
    "Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.
    This happened to my cousin a bunch of years ago on a $1 game.

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    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    Originally Posted by FABismonte View Post
    "Why didn't I get paid?" Said by a man to my wife who hit three Blazing Sevens on a reel slot machine which would have entitled him to a progressive win if he played three coins instead of a single coin.
    This happened to my cousin a bunch of years ago on a $1 game.
    Did it break him of that behavior?

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    Talked to a restroom cleaner with a real positive attitude. He said, " It can only get better and I'm thankful noone shit in the sink tonight."

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