Oh my God. LMAO!
The Award for weirdest Internet Crush for me was when I had a crush on some guy who not only was openly Gay, every post he wrote about me was NEGATIVE! I hadn't had a date in like 5 years at this point and was DESPERATE! LMAO! This guy's name was Grimlock. I remember Posters were like,"I can't believe Nathan is after Grimlock! LMAO! Not only is he openly Gay, so he wouldn't be interested in her in the first place, he always talks to her and about her like trash! He has NEVER said ANYTHING nice about her or to her! EVERY single thing he has said to her and about her is negative and insulting. He even virtually slapped her claiming she likes to be slapped! I can't believe Nathan has a crush on Grimlock! LMAO!" Luckily, I quickly came to my senses and that crush only lasted about two days. My God, what a weird crush!