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Thread: "Degenerate Gambler" Ryan Depaulo takes 3rd place in the WSOP Colossus for $208k!

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    I'm sure many have seen his YouTube videos playing badly at VP. Well he gets a little redemption in Vegas. Good for him.


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    Just scored his first WSOP bracelet and $159,563.



    His video poker antics are hilarious.

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    What did he do next, take a shit? Then what? Maybe, he can come here to find out how to make a million. We have KJ nothing but butt jelly, candy asses Darky and Mac Fraudy, ha, Singer suckers, etc, and, some Mickey Lite to wash it all down. Don't forget those Jube Jubes. Almost as nasty as the Tablepooey. Number-one space cadet in the toilet.
    Last edited by LMR; 07-13-2020 at 02:16 PM.
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    ---> MR. L(osing).


    Shut it down, LMR. = Low Mind thRust, (invar.)

    555 = 111 + 4*111 = 15*37, or 37*15, as 153, and 7, or, 371, and 5. As 153 on 371, to 5/7 left, as 6 +/- 1.

    3/21 to 8/22 is 153 + 1 days. 321 = 107*3 + 0; 123 = 3*71 + 0. To 1/0. 822 = (-1 + 7)(37 + 100); 228 = 57[6 - (1 + 1)], ---> 11411. 15[3^2] = 153 + (5 + 1). 154 days is ~ 42.08% of year 2020. 451 = 11*41^1.

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    I'm jealous of everyone playing in the wsop online tournaments. It was going on before I realized it. You have to be playing in Nevada or New Jersey. Depaulo drove into New Jersey and played in his car in a parking lot.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

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    He looks creepy and crazy in that screenshot. The Uploader should have chosen a better screenshot. :/
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

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    Tasha, you need to take up poker. You could trash talk those guys into the ground. Look what you did to the Wizard and co.

    Tasha at the final table, could you imagine? Ha.
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    Lustin' lutins (from) NUTS:LI (Lichtenstein), unlist insult, until's sunlit!


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    ---> MR. L(osing).


    Shut it down, LMR. = Low Mind thRust, (invar.)

    555 = 111 + 4*111 = 15*37, or 37*15, as 153, and 7, or, 371, and 5. As 153 on 371, to 5/7 left, as 6 +/- 1.

    3/21 to 8/22 is 153 + 1 days. 321 = 107*3 + 0; 123 = 3*71 + 0. To 1/0. 822 = (-1 + 7)(37 + 100); 228 = 57[6 - (1 + 1)], ---> 11411. 15[3^2] = 153 + (5 + 1). 154 days is ~ 42.08% of year 2020. 451 = 11*41^1.

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    Originally Posted by LMR View Post
    Tasha, you need to take up poker. You could trash talk those guys into the ground. Look what you did to the Wizard and co.

    Tasha at the final table, could you imagine? Ha.
    I did do a nasty rant against Wizard(Using a Sock)when I was REALLY mad at him when I was feeling played and used by him(Did everything asked of me to do in hopes of getting reinstated on WOV. I am still banned from WOV and later DT too. )I soon begged the Admin to erase that nasty rant... They don't delete posts... Ouch.

    About your "Tasha at the final table," thought, I do remember it being speculated that I am actually a secret AP who pretends to be a Naive Slot Player in order to get tips on where good AP/Vulturing plays really are. LMAO!
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    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by LMR View Post
    Tasha, you need to take up poker. You could trash talk those guys into the ground. Look what you did to the Wizard and co.

    Tasha at the final table, could you imagine? Ha.
    I did do a nasty rant against Wizard(Using a Sock)when I was REALLY mad at him when I was feeling played and used by him(Did everything asked of me to do in hopes of getting reinstated on WOV. I am still banned from WOV and later DT too. )I soon begged the Admin to erase that nasty rant... They don't delete posts... Ouch.

    About your "Tasha at the final table," thought, I do remember it being speculated that I am actually a secret AP who pretends to be a Naive Slot Player in order to get tips on where good AP/Vulturing plays really are. LMAO!
    In my opinion, you did nothing wrong with the Wizard. Lots of people complain about what an internet gambling site is to be all about. Most sites turned into something about one form or other of etiquette, but nothing to do with gambling. The etiquette, itself, became the forum.

    I was on a forum that folded up, out of the blue, years ago. I got banned, I guess, for putting the up a rather involved open source baccarat simulator I spend a few weeks on. Up till this point, I had always called out the scammers, and people who thought that they could beat the casinos with baccarat, there. My line was that I was just trying to keep it real. You wouldn't believe the number of sites that will ban you for trying to keep it real. The owners have their own agendas. Mayn't be other leaders, you know.

    Look, gambling could be just about anything. How about driving a bit faster to get the ice cream home, before it melts? One thing that puzzled me, about the Wizard's forum, early on, besides the numerous obvious professional conflicts of interest, was that it wasn't set up to cater to the average gambler. Tried to make them what they aren't. There are all kinds. Here are a few (likely, to some extent) made-up stories of gamblers. I've seen quite a bit, like people who threaten knife violence, once you leave the casino, because you took their card, and, so on. Lots of crazy shit. Like the dealer jam bending the discards into the rack to try to set up misdealt cards (to be able to rule against players with bets down). Lots of crazy stuff goes on at casinos, everyday.

    Turns out it isn't quite as straightforward as it sounds. As a casino worker, you need to maintain incredible focus and remain completely alert while everybody around you is getting plastered. You also need to be able to react to situations quickly and keep a smile painted across your face even when you're talking to dickheads of unfathomable proportions.
    While waitressing in a Bucharest casino, a high roller asked me to bring him something to eat, but I could only do that after the wheel stopped spinning—otherwise I might jinx it, he said. I waited patiently and then went to get his order. When I returned to ask if he'd also like a drink, I saw that the guy had rammed his hand down his pants and was fiddling with his junk. I thought I was hallucinating, but it was obvious that everyone around me had noticed it, too. Seemingly, it was his good luck charm. Every time the wheel spun, the guy put his hand in his pants and had a right old fiddle.
    So, instead of just going to the toilet, or even calling the attendant, she went behind the slots, pulled her trousers down and laid one out right there. After, she sauntered back to the slots relieved—two meters away from her own shit—and continued playing as if nothing had happened. When the slot attendant came by to see how things were going, he smelled something dreadful. He clocked it pretty quickly and asked her what had happened. With a completely straight face, she feigned innocence and claimed she vaguely remembered that there was someone walking around back there.
    Lustin' lutins (from) NUTS:LI (Lichtenstein), unlist insult, until's sunlit!


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    ---> MR. L(osing).


    Shut it down, LMR. = Low Mind thRust, (invar.)

    555 = 111 + 4*111 = 15*37, or 37*15, as 153, and 7, or, 371, and 5. As 153 on 371, to 5/7 left, as 6 +/- 1.

    3/21 to 8/22 is 153 + 1 days. 321 = 107*3 + 0; 123 = 3*71 + 0. To 1/0. 822 = (-1 + 7)(37 + 100); 228 = 57[6 - (1 + 1)], ---> 11411. 15[3^2] = 153 + (5 + 1). 154 days is ~ 42.08% of year 2020. 451 = 11*41^1.

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    Watching Matusow's live stream.

    When you flop a set of 8's for a full house, river quads, and LOSE....that's a bad beat.

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    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    Watching Matusow's live stream.

    When you flop a set of 8's for a full house, river quads, and LOSE....that's a bad beat.
    Especially if there is no bad beat jackpot ;-)

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    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    Watching Matusow's live stream.

    When you flop a set of 8's for a full house, river quads, and LOSE....that's a bad beat.
    Especially if there is no bad beat jackpot ;-)
    Had a similar situation in UTH. Flopped a boat with 66 on a 677 board. 77 turn/river and get crushed by 9,2 offsuit!

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