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  1. #21
    Originally Posted by DGenBen View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    It is very common for casinos to issue a jackpot receipt and then mail a W2-g to address on file.
    Yep. I have one casino I play at that does this. Not sure why they do it that way, but they do.
    I guess most or many Casinos don't mail W2G to personal addresses because of the risk of identity thieves going into random mailboxes and stwaling important documents and Social Security Numbers.

  2. #22
    A guy said that his wife one day had a lot of unexpected free play on her card, like an unexpected $300 loaded on her card and was pleasantly surprised. She thought the Casino was just being REALLY nice to her, happily played it, and turned some free play into cash. Months later, he and his wife went back to that same Casino. His wife had lost her Player's Card, so he and she went to the Player's Card to get another copy. They took her ID to make a copy, and.... Player's Club Employee staff informed her that she was actually on the Banned List for using free play that was given on her Card that was actually put as a glitch.

    He and she were stunned as she honestly thought that $300 free play was just an unexpected gift from the Casino. He pointed out that his wife was not a Thief and wouldn't have played if she knew it was a glitch and not a free gift. She only found out it was a glitch when she asked for another copy of her card. wonder what would have happened if she hadn't lost her Card in the first place and put the original card in the machine? Would she have seen an,"Account banned," message?" Hmm.

  3. #23
    I love these stories that start along the lines of "some guy said something like...".

  4. #24
    Originally Posted by smurgerburger View Post
    I love these stories that start along the lines of "some guy said something like...".
    How about "I know a guy...."

    Remember this one from a famous Las Vegas themed movie: "I know a guy. We were in the joint together. Anyone pulls a job in the western half of the United Stated and he knows about it".

  5. #25
    Sounds like you guys are referring to billryan, he knows someone who's done every scenario known to mankind Lol.

  6. #26
    IIRC, a Poster on this very website said something like,"On a Casino Trip one day, some Dude won huge money, like $20,000 on a $5 bet. He was so ecstatic, he begun giving a bunch of random Gambling Strangers $300 a Pop, including me. I knew eventually he was going to end up broke and begging those random Gambling Strangers for his money back. Eventually, it happened. He ended up broke and begun asking those Random Gambling Strangers for his money back just like I knew was going to end up happening. They LAUGHED at him and refused to give him his money back. He looked devastated. He ended up asking me for his money back, and I actually felt sorry for him as it was clear he made a stupid mistake in the heat of the $20,000 win. I gave him back his $300 and he was grateful he got something back and left. "
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  7. #27
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    IIRC, a Poster on this very website said something like,"On a Casino Trip one day, some Dude won huge money, like $20,000 on a $5 bet. He was so ecstatic, he begun giving a bunch of random Gambling Strangers $300 a Pop, including me. I knew eventually he was going to end up broke and begging those random Gambling Strangers for his money back. Eventually, it happened. He ended up broke and begun asking those Random Gambling Strangers for his money back just like I knew was going to end up happening. They LAUGHED at him and refused to give him his money back. He looked devastated. He ended up asking me for his money back, and I actually felt sorry for him as it was clear he made a stupid mistake in the heat of the $20,000 win. I gave him back his $300 and he was grateful he got something back and left. "
    Not exactly a crazy casino story but related. There is an online forum about gambling and Vegas where occasionally you find some good tidbits of information but only after hours and hours of wading through trolling and BS.

    Most of the folks that participate in the forum seem like reasonable and intelligent people and Im pretty sure most if not all of them would probably be decent people if you met them in person.

    Whenever an Intelligent thread starts developing with some useful and / or interesting information, it always ends up quickly devolving into a trolling and insult contest.

    It has a strange type of attraction too, because I cant resist checking it every day. And even though Im the type of person that doesn’t insult people out in the real world, for some reason when Im on the online forum I am referring too I occasionally get an irresistible urge to join in the insults also.

    People often say they are leaving the forum for the above reasons, but they almost always end up coming back, its like a magnet.

    There is even one person on the forum who is always creating several different accounts and posting under different names. For what purpose? I have no idea.

    I suppose the main reason I like reading and occasionally posting on the forum I am talking about is that I do find it very entertaining and irresistible although Im not really sure why.

  8. #28
    Apparently, some disheveled looking Creep was punching random men in their testicles in a Casino and then running off. IIRC, he was also touching random Women's vaginas... :/
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  9. #29
    Stop making shit up.

    If he was sniffing little girls hair. It could have been Biden though.

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  10. #30
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Stop making shit up.

    If he was sniffing little girls hair. It could have been Biden though.

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    I didn't make that up.
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  11. #31
    Not sure what happened before, but angry chick hit guy in face with a metal trash can cover. Security tackled him as he was rushing her.

    There's a highly unethical crew of Asians at my local who hog up all the must-hit-bys. Apparently one made a deal with a ploppy on a 5k River Dragon because she was running low money and Asian guy wanted the machine. Eventually a huge disagreement broke out and she (ploppy) was out of money and had lost thousands. There was slot attendants, security, managers, and everything. She was in tears, but he ended up getting the machine. I have seen this same crew get hosts involved to try to force people off these machines when they get close to $4900. Dirty.

    Rude "slot hustler" (he gambles it all away) cut me off from a Scarab of wilds I was clearly waiting on. (Giving ploppy polite space to cashout and walk away of their own accord). I tap him and say, "Hey man, I was waiting to play this." Basically he curses and yells me off. Lady two machines looks over funny, gets up from her Scarab, and leaves a better play behind. Made $50.

  12. #32
    Originally Posted by radicalwin View Post
    Not sure what happened before, but angry chick hit guy in face with a metal trash can cover. Security tackled him as he was rushing her.

    There's a highly unethical crew of Asians at my local who hog up all the must-hit-bys. Apparently one made a deal with a ploppy on a 5k River Dragon because she was running low money and Asian guy wanted the machine. Eventually a huge disagreement broke out and she (ploppy) was out of money and had lost thousands. There was slot attendants, security, managers, and everything. She was in tears, but he ended up getting the machine. I have seen this same crew get hosts involved to try to force people off these machines when they get close to $4900. Dirty.

    Rude "slot hustler" (he gambles it all away) cut me off from a Scarab of wilds I was clearly waiting on. (Giving ploppy polite space to cashout and walk away of their own accord). I tap him and say, "Hey man, I was waiting to play this." Basically he curses and yells me off. Lady two machines looks over funny, gets up from her Scarab, and leaves a better play behind. Made $50.
    Damn Asians! Sounds like Northern CA above San Fran. They run that area.

  13. #33
    Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    Damn Asians! Sounds like Northern CA above San Fran. They run that area.
    Some of the Filipino crews try to get other slot hustlers in trouble with security and even brag about it. They also take plays too low since they play for mailers, comps and free play rather than getting the EV up front. I have countless stories about these sacks of shit, but I don't want to get into specifics.

  14. #34
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    Damn Asians! Sounds like Northern CA above San Fran. They run that area.
    Some of the Filipino crews try to get other slot hustlers in trouble with security and even brag about it. They also take plays too low since they play for mailers, comps and free play rather than getting the EV up front. I have countless stories about these sacks of shit, but I don't want to get into specifics.
    Probably will be considered “racist” but I don’t know the difference. I’ve been in that area a few times from flying into SAC and was shocked at the amount of them hustling there. From the biggest place to small places the entire way up the 101 to Eureka and beyond they are watching almost every machine that is barely exploited. I can’t believe they find enough plays in those small places but I’m assuming they are working for others and are getting paid little.

    The guys running meth and women at Blue Lake are making so much more.

  15. #35
    Originally Posted by radicalwin View Post
    Not sure what happened before, but angry chick hit guy in face with a metal trash can cover. Security tackled him as he was rushing her.

    There's a highly unethical crew of Asians at my local who hog up all the must-hit-bys. Apparently one made a deal with a ploppy on a 5k River Dragon because she was running low money and Asian guy wanted the machine. Eventually a huge disagreement broke out and she (ploppy) was out of money and had lost thousands. There was slot attendants, security, managers, and everything. She was in tears, but he ended up getting the machine. I have seen this same crew get hosts involved to try to force people off these machines when they get close to $4900. Dirty.

    Rude "slot hustler" (he gambles it all away) cut me off from a Scarab of wilds I was clearly waiting on. (Giving ploppy polite space to cashout and walk away of their own accord). I tap him and say, "Hey man, I was waiting to play this." Basically he curses and yells me off. Lady two machines looks over funny, gets up from her Scarab, and leaves a better play behind. Made $50.
    Here is what would be a REAL AP Hustle.

    Watch Ploppy grind out money for a $5,000 Slot Progressive Jackpot.

    Wait till Ploppy loses almost all his money and only has $50 left of his money money when they were SO close to winning the Progressive, like $1,000 coin in and claim that A Casino Staff Member mentioned that that machine is actually set to hit TOMORROW, claim you have on you $5,000 from a $5,000 Progressive you just hit minutes before on another machine and are up(You actually only have $3,000) and feel sorry for them and will offer them $2,000 only IF they leave this sorry game alone and write a Note bstating they are leaving the game for the $2,000.

    Chances are they will be desperate to get the $2,000 after losing ALL of their money. They agree/sign, and you give them the $2,000 and they leave the game. You very soon after swoop in/down, and play the $1,000 coin in they were short and win the $5,000 Progressive. You made a $2,000 Profit in just minutes. If the Ploppy sees the win and cusses you out, you can plausibly claim you got two similar looking games mixed up. If the Ploppy tries to get Casino Staff on you claiming that you "Stole," the Progressive Machine from them you can honestly claim you bought the Progressive machine from them fair and square with the $2,000 and show them the signed contract.
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  16. #36
    Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    but I’m assuming they are working for others and are getting paid little.
    Yes, that's right they get paid to make phone calls as part of their revenue stream when they degen away their bank rolls. However, if they have a bank roll, they won't make calls they're being paid to make and instead take down the "plays" (too low for upfront EV as mentioned earlier) themselves.
    It's amusing to watch them go into rabbit mode if they recognize a known hustler - they start to run around the casino like fleas to get in front of the plays. One dude started to yell at his friend in Tagolog when I beat his friend to a GE play that hit pretty well for about $140 (I guess he was supposed to be monitoring that bank of GEs more closely) a couple years back. I was rolling in laughter. Fuck those cunts.

  17. #37
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    One dude started to yell at his friend in Tagolog when I beat his friend to a GE play
    How does this make you better than them?

    It reads like you are a cunt too.

  18. #38
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    One dude started to yell at his friend in Tagolog when I beat his friend to a GE play
    How does this make you better than them?

    It reads like you are a cunt too.
    Strawman much ? Where did I say I was better than anybody ? It's quite rare for you to make a post without a question isn't it ?

  19. #39
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Where did I say I was better than anybody ?
    Have it your way...you're no better than a flea.

  20. #40
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Where did I say I was better than anybody ?
    Have it your way...you're no better than a flea.
    You're no better than a pile of dog shit.

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