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  1. #1
    I'd like to give a special shoutout to Vegas and divine intervention. Just when I thought this whole fucking mob infested city wasnt rigged. Just when I thought divine intervention was done trolling me every chance they get. Well I got news for all of you retards. I'm the troll puppet of the universe. Luckily im so good that not even cheating and divine intervention have been able to stop me but they sure as hell have slowed me down.

    Just look at what happens every fucking december. Christmas and New years, massive volume in casinos, perfect time to rig it huh? You're telling me every december i magically go into my worst losing streaks of my 'career'? Really? Like clockwork. All 3 decembers since I been here, i drop like a rock. ALL 3 DECEMBERS? -3SD each one? REALLY? I thought it was just the last 2, but i just remembered when i first got to vegas i went from 57k to 47k that month i believe as well. I'm just glad that the only way to stop the fucking king is like this?

    Now let's get to the divine intervention part. I had a huge compulsion that once i reached 50k i would travel. So what happened two weeks ago? I breached 50k and went straight to california, but then got tired and went straight back to vegas after playing at one store. I thought to myself, boom i completed the compulsion. Guess what? Divine intervention said fuck you, go try and play vegas now when you were supposed to go travel and see what happens? What happens? I drop 7500 in 20 hours HAHAHHAHA. As soon as i come back to vegas. Coincidence? yea my fucking ass. You're telling me all of a sudden i drop into one of my worst streaks ever? Keep in mind i just resized up to 2x200 after i hit 50k and look at what happens? -7500 in 20 hours? And it actually should be 9k if not for one casino bet restricting me one shoe where i drop 1500 betting just 2x100 or else that would've been way more. Last time i dropped this much was when i was betting 2x250 back home and when i first got to vegas. I dropped 10k back home once or twice and 12k when i first got to this mob infested rigged fucking chinese fucking japanese pirison deck faggot mafia town. Yea it's all a 'coincidence' right. Nope i've seen enough, my life is a fucking troll. Everytime i resize up i immediately drop my ass like clockwork. Literally everything in my life is a fucking troll. I was born to be the troll puppet of the universe.

    Count your blessings people. My whole life is a fucking troll. Everything is completely pre-determined. I have zero control of any outcomes especially in this mob infested town. Bankroll down to 42.5k. Actually you know what god fucking bless me. How the fuck do i even have a bankroll after all this cheating and divine intervention bullshit as the king troll puppet of the universe.

    Find me one other counter on the planet that will ever be able to do what i've done playing this game. No loans, no handouts, no one backing me and growing my roll from zero busting my ass working 2 jobs and playing on the side playing EXCLUSIVELY SHOE GAMES at on average 2x150 and 2x200 and grew their bankroll to 61k part time and ran like complete shit their whole 'career' and still didnt give up. Find me one other counter that will ever be able to do that. Don't believe all the fucking bullshit stories on GWAE of these counters who make hundreds of thousands as if it's just free money being handed out by the casinos cause they can add +1 and -1 in their droned out fucking head. Especially stay away from BJA and their scam 3k bootcamps suckering in these poor soul and their fraudulent promotional videos of people who ran 3k up to a million (Yoshi, Joe, etc.). Bunch of frauds. This forum is also full of degenerates and thiefs. Don't trust anyone. That's why im the goat, no one can or will ever be able to fuck me over. I'm two steps ahead of everyone in life, but guess what it doesnt matter cause im cursed, cheated and trolled by the universe so i need to work twice as hard as the next guy just to break even. So being two steps ahead is absolutely fucking irrelevant.
    Last edited by ZenKinG; 12-20-2019 at 02:27 AM.

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    You need to have a sit down with Kewlj, the king of the Vegas card counters who just so happens to be a member here. He’s been in Vegas working over the BJ tables daily for like 15 years making millions.

    Is there a chance that you’re just a complete fucken asshole? I think McDonalds will be forced to pay $15.00 an hour soon. Hang in there, all hope is not lost.

    Do you even realize how a 50K bankroll today combined with living like a hobo while gambling, along with not owning a thing is almost the legal amount to qualify for welfare? You talk like you're worth something.

    You sound like someone willing to vote for one of the socialists, since you're in dire straits for free stuff.

    Fucking Loser

  3. #3
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    You need to have a sit down with Kewlj, the king of the Vegas card counters who just so happens to be a member here. He’s been in Vegas working over the BJ tables daily for like 15 years making millions.

    Is there a chance that you’re just a complete fucken asshole? I think McDonalds will be forced to pay $15.00 an hour soon. Hang in there, all hope is not lost.

    Do you even realize how a 50K bankroll today combined with living like a hobo while gambling, along with not owning a thing is almost the legal amount to qualify for welfare? You talk like your worth something.

    Fucking Loser
    Zenking is actually not a Fucking Loser. He's actually really successful and knowledgeable. He just tends to go on very quick explosive rants after losing substantial amounts in Gambling Games and then calms down like the very next day.

  4. #4
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Zenking is actually not a Fucking Loser. He's actually really successful and knowledgeable. He just tends to go on very quick explosive rants after losing substantial amounts in Gambling Games and then calms down like the very next day.
    Shouldn't you be climbing trees looking for assorted fruits and bananas, instead of sitting on this site 24/7 answering every post within minutes?

  5. #5
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    You need to have a sit down with Kewlj, the king of the Vegas card counters who just so happens to be a member here. He’s been in Vegas working over the BJ tables daily for like 15 years making millions.

    Is there a chance that you’re just a complete fucken asshole? I think McDonalds will be forced to pay $15.00 an hour soon. Hang in there, all hope is not lost.

    Do you even realize how a 50K bankroll today combined with living like a hobo while gambling, along with not owning a thing is almost the legal amount to qualify for welfare? You talk like you're worth something.

    You sound like someone willing to vote for one of the socialists, since you're in dire straits for free stuff.

    Fucking Loser
    Go ahead and tell me your lifetime 'gambling' earnings? Or you just gonna be a fraud like every other gambling persona online and fabricate the totals to look cool on an anonymous gambling board? I bet you're in the 'blackhole' for over 100k like 99% of degens on here and other forums. One day youll get on my level though don't worry.

    I dont own a thing? Car is paid off since day 1 in cash and i got no debt and never had an ounce of debt in my whole life. People like me is what this country used to be all about. Work for what you want and save your ass off. If you don't have the money for something you don't get it. Don't ever compare me to welfare because im the last person who will ever take a handout from anyone especially the government. If you're talking about owning a house, 99% of people don't own a house, the banks own it. Having a mortgage doesn't count either. Mortgages are nothing but a death pledge paying it off until you die and you'll end up paying double the amount of the house by the end of it. One of the worst investments you can ever make. Better off renting and then paying it off in cash in 5-10 years. Tell those mortgage people to miss a payment and see what happens to their 'ownership'. You're probably like one of them and the reason this country went to trash. No wonder 50k isnt worth shit anymore, you idiots are the primary reason behind inflation making everything more expensive taking on piles of debt cause you can't save for shit and want shit you can't afford. When people can take out 500k mortgages at the whip of a finger cause of their amazing little credit score, you now got overpriced houses for everyone in society. That same house would be worth 100k if all this borrowing and debt bullshit didnt exist. That's what you idiots will never understand. Fucking drones.
    Last edited by ZenKinG; 12-20-2019 at 05:02 AM.

  6. #6
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Go ahead and tell me your earnings lifetime in casinos? Or you just gonna be a fraud like every other gambling persona online and fabricate the totals to look cool on an anonymous gambling board? I bet you're in the 'blackhole' for over 100k like 99% of degens on here and other forums. One day youll get on my level though don't worry.

    I dont own a thing? Car is paid off and i got no debt and never had an ounce of debt. People like me is what this country used to be all about. Don't ever compare me to welfare, im the last person who will take a handout from anyone especially the government. If you're talking about owning a house, 99% of people don't own a house, the banks own it. Having a mortgage doesn't count either. Mortgages are nothing but a death pledge anyway and you'll end up paying double the amount of the house by the end of it. One of the worst investments you can ever make. Better off renting and then paying it off in cash in 5-10 years. Tell those mortgage people to miss a payment and see what happens to their 'ownership'. You're probably like one of them and the reason this country went to trash. No wonder 50k isnt worth shit anymore, you idiots are the primary reason behind inflation making everything more expensive taking on piles of debt cause you can't save for shit and want shit you can't afford.
    I think it's safe to say I lost more money in casinos throughout my life than you'll ever see in your lifetime.

    You're obviously an immature wet behind the ears asshole, talking out of your ass.

  7. #7
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    You need to have a sit down with Kewlj, the king of the Vegas card counters who just so happens to be a member here. He’s been in Vegas working over the BJ tables daily for like 15 years making millions.

    Is there a chance that you’re just a complete fucken asshole? I think McDonalds will be forced to pay $15.00 an hour soon. Hang in there, all hope is not lost.

    Do you even realize how a 50K bankroll today combined with living like a hobo while gambling, along with not owning a thing is almost the legal amount to qualify for welfare? You talk like you're worth something.

    You sound like someone willing to vote for one of the socialists, since you're in dire straits for free stuff.

    Fucking Loser


    I dont own a thing? Car is paid off since day 1 in cash and i got no debt and never had an ounce of debt in my whole life. People like me is what this country used to be all about. Work for what you want and save your ass off. If you don't have the money for something you don't get it. Don't ever compare me to welfare because im the last person who will ever take a handout from anyone especially the government. If you're talking about owning a house, 99% of people don't own a house, the banks own it. Having a mortgage doesn't count either. Mortgages are nothing but a death pledge paying it off until you die and you'll end up paying double the amount of the house by the end of it. One of the worst investments you can ever make. Better off renting and then paying it off in cash in 5-10 years. Tell those mortgage people to miss a payment and see what happens to their 'ownership'. You're probably like one of them and the reason this country went to trash. No wonder 50k isnt worth shit anymore, you idiots are the primary reason behind inflation making everything more expensive taking on piles of debt cause you can't save for shit and want shit you can't afford. When people can take out 500k mortgages at the whip of a finger cause of their amazing little credit score, you now got overpriced houses for everyone in society. That same house would be worth 100k if all this borrowing and debt bullshit didnt exist. That's what you idiots will never understand. Fucking drones.
    Blackhole wrote:

    "You're obviously an immature wet behind the ears asshole, talking out of your ass. "

    I wish more Americans were as responsible, and idealistic as ZenKinG.

  8. #8
    ZK, you are never going to get away from the losing streaks. They are an inherent part of the game. The money is thrown back and forth between the house and the player. When you hold an edge just a little more is thrown your way. If the money swings upset you so much then you should lower your betting parameters to a more comfortable level.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  9. #9
    The only issue I have with this guy is that he says "mob-infested town" like it's a bad thing.

    One piece of advice: if one is worried about running into the occasional mechanic, then best to play at levels below those at which mechanics would likely be employed.

  10. #10
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Zenking is actually not a Fucking Loser. He's actually really successful and knowledgeable. He just tends to go on very quick explosive rants after losing substantial amounts in Gambling Games and then calms down like the very next day.
    Shouldn't you be climbing trees looking for assorted fruits and bananas, instead of sitting on this site 24/7 answering every post within minutes?
    Lmfao

  11. #11
    Oh look, warm fuzzy Christmas wishes from Zenking, complete with accusations of cheating, and Mob infested town and him still being the GOAT. All the greatest hits from the Zenking collections.

    At the risk of drawing his wrath, I am going to share some thoughts.

    You have been in Vegas 3 years now Zenking is that right? I know it was before my heart surgery in the fall of 2017. So you arrived in Vegas with roughly 50k BR. Currently you have like 42.5K BR after a downturn. It's never a good idea to measure for comparison at the bottom of a downturn, or at the top of an up swing. So for my money, your bankroll is roughly the same...down a bit after a downturn.

    Now you have lived here in Vegas for 3 years. Last I knew you were paying like $1000 a month for shelter, that is 12 grand a year. You say your car is paid for, but you still buy gas, and repairs and car insurance. What about health insurance, do you pay for health insurance. Hopefully you are getting at least some meals courtesy of the casino, but still some food expense. And household and personal items, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper. With all the different casino give-away days and items, I have yet to see a toilet paper give-away. What about entertainments? do you date? go out with friends and have a few beers? You have mentioned travel several times. Didn't you go overseas to a gaming (video games) convention or contest? What about a visit back home? have you traveled back home for a visit in these 3 years?

    No need to answer these questions. My point being....You are living! There are expenses with living. You have paid those expenses from gambling income! I am not prepared to say you are the greatest of all time....but you have done it for 3 years....made a living playing blackjack! Not many people doing that these days.

    I think your problem is expectations. I think your expectations are too high and maybe you aren't meeting those expectations. I also think you probably still aren't putting in the hours. Blackjack card counting at mid-level stakes is a grind. It takes a lot of hours and a lot of work.

    So while I congratulate you on your success of supporting yourself from blackjack play for 3 years now, if you aren't meeting your expectation, you may need to either bump up in stakes a bit or put in more time. So take the success you have had and what you have learned, set new goals and achieve them!

    I sincerely hope the best for you and that you find happiness, whatever that means for you.

    kj

  12. #12
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    I sincerely hope the best for you and that you find happiness, whatever that means for you.

    kj

    Awww, how sweet. My gay-dar meter went off after reading Kj's response. A little good cop / bad cop thrown in there. Maybe these forums could come in handy after all for you good fellows. Your both already in Vegas, have the same interests, one has a car, one has a house, maybe a little dickey, dickey. Could become a love fest made in heaven.

  13. #13
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    I sincerely hope the best for you and that you find happiness, whatever that means for you.

    kj

    Awww, how sweet. My gay-dar meter went off after reading Kj's response.
    I'll bet it is, you deeply closeted old queen! No straight guy EVER talks about his gaydar. 100% explains your bitterness and hostilities.

  14. #14
    Anytime I felt I've been cheated I moved on town the road. I mean how they fuck are they cheating a guy out of a shoe? Seems like if one could detect it, then one would at least come up with a plausible theory on how.

    Blackjack isn't rocket science.
    It is official. Redietz will never be on Dan Druff's podcast. "too much integrity"

  15. #15
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    I'll bet it is, you deeply closeted old queen! No straight guy EVER talks about his gaydar. 100% explains your bitterness and hostilities. [/B]
    Hope my wife never sees this. How could I ever explain?

  16. #16
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    I'll bet it is, you deeply closeted old queen! No straight guy EVER talks about his gaydar. 100% explains your bitterness and hostilities. [/B]
    Hope my wife never sees this. How could I ever explain?


    In her eyes it might explain many things.
    It is official. Redietz will never be on Dan Druff's podcast. "too much integrity"

  17. #17
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    I'll bet it is, you deeply closeted old queen! No straight guy EVER talks about his gaydar. 100% explains your bitterness and hostilities. [/B]
    Hope my wife never sees this. How could I ever explain?
    Chances are she already knows. They always do.

    Having a wife and kids and living life as a lie is nothing new. Gays unable or unwilling to admit have done this for.....ever. And it is particularly prevalent among your generation. My late partner has 3 adult sons from his first marriage to a woman. He found the strength to be honest and true later in life, but sadly many never do and end up living a lie. Some get caught running around tapping their foot under the bathroom stall like a number of congressmen. Others live their whole life a lie and just grow bitter at the end. Sounds a lot like you.

    I could care less, but seriously, NO straight guy EVER talks about his Gaydar.

  18. #18
    I'd say that's true. I've heard of gaydar but always assumed you had to be gay in order to possess it.

  19. #19
    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    Anytime I felt I've been cheated I moved on town the road. I mean how they fuck are they cheating a guy out of a shoe? Seems like if one could detect it, then one would at least come up with a plausible theory on how.

    Blackjack isn't rocket science.
    There IS a plausible theory for cheating at the blackjack shoe game. It involves clumping of high value cards. Clumps of high cards occur naturally in random shuffles. But they can be made to occur more frequently than normal which adds significantly to the house advantage.

    For a quick understanding, the clump of high cards will result in several rounds of many dealer player 20 value hands pushing and the remainder of the cards will then be depleted of 10 value cards which favors the house. Cutting a clump to the front of back has no effect.

    This can be done by human shuffle, has been done by human shuffle for decades involving single and double decks and theoretically could be done by human shuffle on shoe games although it would take an expert shuffler.

    More recently this has been discussed involving ASM, which absolutely 100% have the capability to clump groups of cards. We just don't talk about this anymore because there are some AP's who are able to exploit this.


    Now this said, I don't know if Zenking has been cheated on a regular basis. He claims he has. He does play some casinos that I am not comfortable playing, so they are not in my rotation. And oddly, he KEPT playing them even after he suspected them of cheating. I remember him saying he wanted to prove it (either to himself or more).

    Perhaps, this is a possible explanation as to why his results may not have fully met his expectation. I can't honestly say.

  20. #20
    For clarification, I sort of lumped 2 different topic together in that last post. I answered accountinquestion's inquiry as to how cheating could occur at shoe games, based on some of my experience and knowledge. But then I went into Zenkings claim of cheating.

    My answer involving clumping is only one possible way of cheating. And it is actually not, from my understanding what Zenking is claiming. In short, Zenking is claiming a short deck. Some of the 10 value cards (and aces) removed. This would be a much more blatant way of cheating. And the industry long ago put procedures in to safeguard against this, like spreading the cards for everyone to see. And of course in recent years some places have suspiciously done away with this safeguard, offering no legitimate reason other than saving time. That just doesn't really fly.

    This would be very difficult for a player to prove, which is probably why no one has. You could offer mathematical statistical evidence but that probably wouldn't be enough for a court or gaming commission. You would need a smoking gun. That is to say, someone involved come forward and say "yeah we did this" or "I was told to do this". That hasn't happened as it would be self incrimination for the person involved.

    In regards to shorting 10 value cards, I can't swear or prove anything. But like I said, I have a number of casinos that I won't play. Based on my experience, something just doesn't feel right.

    If anyone wants to put this to the test, I have a couple casinos that I removed from my rotation this year because I feel they are cheating. I am not exactly sure how and I am not going to make it my mission to figure, but my results at these two locations are suspiciously bad and something just doesn't feel right. Co-incidentally, they have the same owner. So if someone wants to investigate, I will be happy to provide the name of the casinos. Go. Play. Spread to your hearts content. They will let you. AND YOU WILL NOT WIN.

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