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Thread: Well, it was just a white lie....

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    I try to always be truthful, but as I was playing a guy came up to me with a necklace sporting a (possible) gold coin attached. I IMMEDIATELY knew what was coming next! "Do you know what this is?", he asked. "No"" I said. (Well, even though I collect coins, it coulda been fake.) "You don't?" "No". "Can you Google it? I was told it was worth almost $4,000!" "No." (Well, I never activated it on my tracfone). "Are you from around here?", he asked. "No". (Well, I'm 40 miles away-but it's 20 miles TEXAS, then 20 miles in LOUISIANA. SO, I'm not from La.!) Finally, he says OK and leaves. Never found out the AMAZING discount I woulda got for that-valuable?

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    Why the fuck is this in the Las Vegas subforum?

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    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Why the fuck is this in the Las Vegas subforum?
    You're right. I should have placed it where they talk about queers, faggots,liars,scumbags,along with the profanity, stupidity espoused. What was I thinking?

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    I'd have humored the guy just to see his game in action.

    You must be in Choctaw Durant
    Troll troller extraordinaire.

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    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    I'd have humored the guy just to see his game in action.

    You must be in Choctaw Durant
    What was so funny is I hit a bonus round (fireballs) on a lightning link just as he walked up. Finally, he realized I could care less about his need for cash. He came back 20 minutes later with some bankroll to play-guess he found a sympathetic ear. I was at the Horseshoe,Bossier. He had to be careful and discreet, as security tosses his kind.

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    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Why the fuck is this in the Las Vegas subforum?
    In his defense, he probably was being approached by this guy on the streeets of Las Vegas.

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    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Why the fuck is this in the Las Vegas subforum?
    In his defense, he probably was being approached by this guy on the streeets of Las Vegas.
    He just said he was in Bossier City !!!!! And the op said in Louisiana. Fuck, I’m having to show restraint not to really cuss you out!!!

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    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Why the fuck is this in the Las Vegas subforum?
    In his defense, he probably was being approached by this guy on the streeets of Las Vegas.
    Horseshoe-Bossier Louisiana. I DO get offers to Las Vegas. To sound Las Vegassy, I took my $15 free play and using the Singer artt betting system at 5-10-25, played until the 60 credits ran out and ended up with $16. I then went to the lightning link machines and playing the 1 denominations with the strategy I formulated after watching the Neely 777 live action videos and actually reached a $100.19- where I cashed out. When he approached, I hit the bonus round and was at about $38. At one point I was at $89. Then things went backwards and at $69 cash out decided to stop at $60. That's when the final bonus round hit for about $30+. Now-to get ready for the SHTF posts.
    Last edited by slingshot; 01-10-2020 at 12:24 PM.

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    Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Why the fuck is this in the Las Vegas subforum?
    In his defense, he probably was being approached by this guy on the streeets of Las Vegas.
    Horseshoe-Bossier Louisiana. I DO get offers to Las Vegas. To sound Las Vegassy, I took my $15 free play and using the Singer artt betting system at 5-10-25, played until the 60 credits ran out and ended up with $16. I then went to the lightning link machines and playing the 1 denominations with the strategy I formulated after watching the Neely 777 live action videos and actually reached a $100.19- where I cashed out. When he approached, I hit the bonus round and was at about $38. At one point I was at $89. Then things went backwards and at $69 cash out decided to stop at $60. That's when the final bonus round hit for about $30+. Now-to get ready for the SHTF posts.
    I was at a casino that is totally picked over as far as the plays I know. There are probably other types of plays I don't know about. I mean there are tons of quickhits in here. So if I could AP, I would, but instead I ploppy it.

    So there are these class II machines that have 10 diamonds (some sorta gemish thing) on the front. When you hit the 10th one, you get some pick game. I've been told this is a play but I am running pretty bad on it if so. A very very small play, but whatever. (if true they are super easy to find) This would only work if there is an accumulator of some sort, but my understanding of class II slots doesn't have an accumulator in the model. Although perhaps there is one but i thought it was straight bingo pattern = payout. So I picked off the first one relatively quickly and won. So then I look to my left and see another "play". I switched to $10 a pull and went through 1k real fast. I was annoyed when I finally hit it for $110. Ugh. So still too early to get a room. So I go play $100 a hand blackjack until I go bust or tired, thinking it'd help with mail. Was down 800-1000ish, then started hitting.. worked it up and cashed out a 4850 ticket after dropping back 1k. So that was +2800 for the day. damn bill recepter won't take my bills. I'm getting tilted because I want my money ! So I then go to cashier but there are 5 people in line in front of me.. get up there.. then it is KYC time, goddammit. Then I realize I'd left my wallet on the stadium blackjack. Sprint across casino and it was still there. Wasn't the cash in it so much all my other stuff. Won all over. Stayed away from machines since. (for now) lol. Have a plan to go map out meter movement on stuff. I am sorta curious about that type of thing.
    Troll troller extraordinaire.

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    To acuntinquestion, This post you made above makes you sound like a disoriented disable fool. That day you got lucky all the way around.

    Sounds like going after deposit bottles while leaving all valuables at home (if you have one) would be a better way for you to pick up some quick cash.

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    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    To acuntinquestion, .
    Lol

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    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    To acuntinquestion, This post you made above makes you sound like a disoriented disable fool. That day you got lucky all the way around.

    Sounds like going after deposit bottles while leaving all valuables at home (if you have one) would be a better way for you to pick up some quick cash.
    I gamble for fun most of the time. I can afford to do it. I made that much clear.

    You must be some brainless Trump fan given how you're going out of your way to talk shit to me. Isn't he putting out propaganda on Twitter you need to go consume like an obedient douche?

    I didn't get lucky all the way around. Went down 1k real fast, then another 900, and had lost 2k or so on a poker game I was playing. Gambling is fun. I don't do it that often, but sometimes I just like to go at it a bit. lol.

    If you couldn't understand what I said, sorry. Tired and lots going on. I can always crush NL holdem apparently. Playing 5/5 uncapped I am 8 for 0 and that isn't cherry picked. So don't worry about me any, kid.
    Troll troller extraordinaire.

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    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post

    In his defense, he probably was being approached by this guy on the streeets of Las Vegas.
    Horseshoe-Bossier Louisiana. I DO get offers to Las Vegas. To sound Las Vegassy, I took my $15 free play and using the Singer artt betting system at 5-10-25, played until the 60 credits ran out and ended up with $16. I then went to the lightning link machines and playing the 1 denominations with the strategy I formulated after watching the Neely 777 live action videos and actually reached a $100.19- where I cashed out. When he approached, I hit the bonus round and was at about $38. At one point I was at $89. Then things went backwards and at $69 cash out decided to stop at $60. That's when the final bonus round hit for about $30+. Now-to get ready for the SHTF posts.
    I was at a casino that is totally picked over as far as the plays I know. There are probably other types of plays I don't know about. I mean there are tons of quickhits in here. So if I could AP, I would, but instead I ploppy it.

    So there are these class II machines that have 10 diamonds (some sorta gemish thing) on the front. When you hit the 10th one, you get some pick game. I've been told this is a play but I am running pretty bad on it if so. A very very small play, but whatever. (if true they are super easy to find) This would only work if there is an accumulator of some sort, but my understanding of class II slots doesn't have an accumulator in the model. Although perhaps there is one but i thought it was straight bingo pattern = payout. So I picked off the first one relatively quickly and won. So then I look to my left and see another "play". I switched to $10 a pull and went through 1k real fast. I was annoyed when I finally hit it for $110. Ugh. So still too early to get a room. So I go play $100 a hand blackjack until I go bust or tired, thinking it'd help with mail. Was down 800-1000ish, then started hitting.. worked it up and cashed out a 4850 ticket after dropping back 1k. So that was +2800 for the day. damn bill recepter won't take my bills. I'm getting tilted because I want my money ! So I then go to cashier but there are 5 people in line in front of me.. get up there.. then it is KYC time, goddammit. Then I realize I'd left my wallet on the stadium blackjack. Sprint across casino and it was still there. Wasn't the cash in it so much all my other stuff. Won all over. Stayed away from machines since. (for now) lol. Have a plan to go map out meter movement on stuff. I am sorta curious about that type of thing.
    The Hunt for Neptune's Treasure is not an advantage play.
    I quit working for a living when I figured out I didn't have to work 40 hours a week to be broke.

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