The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

[MisterV]

Don't forget to figure out what any of this means before sticking your foot in your mouth.

Oh, I understand, you bet I do: but you need to undestand one thing.

Don't forget that you are an insignificant pimple on the ass of the world.

Telling tall tales to strangers might make you feel good, but to me it's just more low comedy.

Just sayin'.

[MDawg]

I like that word vapid. It has its uses. And, I should feel honored that you didn't use the word insipid, now THAT might've been fighting words.

But seriously, you knew that a casino year end win/loss statement is NET, right? Were you just being pointlessly flippant.

[blackhole]

Oh, I understand, you bet I do: but you need to undestand one thing.

Don't forget that you are an insignificant pimple on the ass of the world.

Hey professor, you need to understand one thing. Don’t forget you’re the insignificant ass on anonymous gambling forums.

Just sayin.

Trying to sound clever to strangers might make you feel good, but to me it's just typical loser stupidity on anonymous gambling forums.

Man are you one annoying idiot. Really didn't expect anything less from a divorce lawyer whose AP specialty is fucking clients out of whatever money they might have. Any amount regardless how big or small, you cheating skumbags will always pursue it. Snakes like you never know when the next sucker will come along and buy your sales pitch to hand over their cash.

It's scumbags like you that get away with stealing, then cry about all the other wrongs you believe are taking place.

Fucking loser....

[MisterV]

Man are you one annoying idiot. Really didn't expect anything less from a divorce lawyer whose AP specialty is fucking clients out of whatever money they might have.

Gee, sounds like someone got taken to the woodshed by his ex-wife.

Child support, alimony, attorney fees ... ka-ching!

Fact is, I've made a good living flensing and deboning douchebags like you.

[blackhole]

Gee, sounds like someone got taken to the woodshed by his ex-wife.

Child support, alimony, attorney fees ... ka-ching!

Fact is, I've made a good living flensing and deboning douchebags like you.

Your response was so predictable, it’s amazing how a person with your education is no less a sucker as the next guy.

Fucking fool without a clue.

Start a couple of more threads will ya? Before you know it you'll be in direct competition with Tasha.

Get lost you phony attention seeking chiseler.

[blackhole]

Sadly, with my career I was forced to deal with all types of lawyers. Wall street specialist lawyers, Tax lawyers, 5th Avenue top of the line crooked lawyers, Real estate lawyers, Corporation / Franchise lawyers, I’m sure I missed a few. The bottom line is everyone of them were cheating, lying, deceptive, deceiving, ambiguous, illusory, fallacious full blown rotten to the core dripping skumbags. All the time I was forced to deal with these scumbags I got a crash course on how unethical each and everyone of them really were.

Divorce lawyers fall even below the adjectives I just mentioned above. Usually, divorce lawyers were unable to achieve much more than just that; a divorce lawyer who prey on the confused and inexperienced and far from achieving the big bucks for the most part. Of course, there are celebrity and wealthy people who need well known divorce lawyers, but it’s also obvious you’re too stupid to be one of them.

[coach belly]

divorce lawyer who prey on the confused and inexperienced

Divorce lawyers and PIAs...vampires drinking misery.

[jbjb]

Ambulance chasers are the most predatory.

[Garnabby]

Swearing Is Actually a Sign of More Intelligence - Not Less - Say Scientists
RICHARD STEPHENS, THE CONVERSATION 2 FEBRUARY 2017

The use of obscene or taboo language - or swearing, as it’s more commonly known - is often seen as a sign that the speaker lacks vocabulary, cannot express themselves in a less offensive way, or even lacks intelligence.


Studies have shown, however, that swearing may in fact display a more, rather than less, intelligent use of language.

While swearing can become a habit, we choose to swear in different contexts and for different purposes: for linguistic effect, to convey emotion, for laughs, or perhaps even to be deliberately nasty.

Psychologists interested in when and why people swear try to look past the stereotype that swearing is the language of the unintelligent and illiterate.

In fact, a study by psychologists from Marist College found links between how fluent a person is in the English language and how fluent they are in swearing.

The former - verbal fluency - can be measured by asking volunteers to think of as many words beginning with a certain letter of the alphabet as they can in 1 minute.

People with greater language skills can generally think of more examples in the allotted time. Based on this approach, the researchers created the swearing fluency task. This task requires volunteers to list as many different swear words as they can think of in 1 minute.


By comparing scores from both the verbal and swearing fluency tasks, it was found that the people who scored highest on the verbal fluency test also tended to do best on the swearing fluency task. The weakest in the verbal fluency test also did poorly on the swearing fluency task.

What this correlation suggests is that swearing isn’t simply a sign of language poverty, lack of general vocabulary, or low intelligence.

Instead, swearing appears to be a feature of language that an articulate speaker can use in order to communicate with maximum effectiveness. And actually, some uses of swearing go beyond just communication.


Natural pain relief

Research we conducted involved asking volunteers to hold their hand in iced water for as long as they could tolerate, while repeating a swear word.

The same set of participants underwent the iced water test on a separate occasion, but this time they repeated a neutral, non-swear word. The heart rate of both sets of participants was monitored.

What we found was that those who swore withstood the pain of the ice-cold water for longer, rated it as less painful, and showed a greater increase in heart rate when compared to those who repeated a neutral word.

This suggests they had an emotional response to swearing and an activation of the fight or flight response: a natural defence mechanism that not only releases adrenalin and quickens the pulse, but also includes a natural pain relief known as stress-induced analgesia.

This research was inspired by the birth of my daughter when my wife swore profusely during agonising contractions. The midwives were surprisingly unfazed, and told us that swearing is a normal and common occurrence during childbirth - perhaps for reasons similar to our iced water study.

Two-way emotional relationship

We wanted to further investigate how swearing and emotion are linked. Our most recent study aimed to assess the opposite of the original research, so instead of looking at whether swearing induced emotion in the speaker we examined whether emotion could cause an increase in swearing fluency.

Participants were asked to play a first person shooter video game in order to generate emotional arousal in the laboratory. They played for ten minutes, during which they explored a virtual environment and fought and shot at a variety of enemies.

We found that this was a successful way to arouse emotions, since the participants reported feeling more aggressive afterwards when compared with those who played a golf video game.

Next, the participants undertook the swearing fluency task. As predicted, the participants who played the shooting game were able to list a greater number of swear words than those who played the golf game.

This confirms a two-way relationship between swearing and emotion. Not only can swearing provoke an emotional response, as shown with the iced water study, but emotional arousal can also facilitate greater swearing fluency.

What this collection of studies shows is that there is more to swearing than simply causing offence, or a lack of verbal hygiene. Language is a sophisticated toolkit, and swearing is a part of it.

Unsurprisingly, many of the final words of pilots killed in air-crashes captured on the 'black box' flight recorder feature swearing. And this emphasises a crucial point, that swearing must be important given its prominence in matters of life and death.

The fact is that the size of your vocabulary of swear words is linked with your overall vocabulary, and swearing is inextricably linked to the experience and expression of feelings and emotions.

[MisterV]

Whatever, butthole.

It's worked damned well for me, and that is ALL I care about.

It's just an interesting job that pays well: nothing more, nothing less.

Too bad you are so miserable, so tormented.

You know, karma is a bitch: perhaps if you stopped acting like a schmuck you might find some joy in this life.

So far as me starting threads: I've been away for months, I've got a lot to say, and if you don't care for it, well, go fuck yourself.

Got it, boyo?

[Garnabby]

Karma is a bitch

I was curious, so, I "looked" it up. A loaded phrase, if ever I heard one.

Karma is a bitch ---> shat a brick/ shit a brick

As far as I could tell, from skimming the list, these were the only "readable" entries at,

https://anagram-solver.net/karma%20i...h?partial=true

Fucking far-out, man. (A long list.)

[monet]

The comments about lawyers forced me to post a response.
I couldn't agree more with all the adjectives and sentiments.
It figures that someone like MisterV, who is a lawyer, would have the above take.
Oh well, the whole thing works for me, as he looks for another family to rape, pillage and plunder.

The last lawyer I dealt with raped me for 26k as he basically pushed me to settle.
3k for phone conversations!
Fucking Scam.
I think his secretaries or paralegals did most of the work typing up endless documents.
After he raped me he had the nerve to try and get friendly with personal questions as if he cared about me and my family.

[MaxPen]

The comments about lawyers forced me to post a response.
I couldn't agree more with all the adjectives and sentiments.
It figures that someone like MisterV, who is a lawyer, would have the above take.
Oh well, the whole thing works for me, as he looks for another family to rape, pillage and plunder.

The last lawyer I dealt with raped me for 26k as he basically pushed me to settle.
3k for phone conversations!
Fucking Scam.
I think his secretaries or paralegals did most of the work typing up endless documents.
After he raped me he had the nerve to try and get friendly with personal questions as if he cared about me and my family.

The whole legal system is one giant con. Personal injury law is more corrupt than the election was. These attorneys lurking on every billboard have teams of scam medical practitioners. It's all about creating monstrous case files in a credible format. Then they shuffle off the claim to the insurance company for demand max settlement. The chop is 1/3 lawyer, 1/3 medical place, 1/3 "victim",, 10's of thousands for nothing but a scam.

[jbjb]

The comments about lawyers forced me to post a response.
I couldn't agree more with all the adjectives and sentiments.
It figures that someone like MisterV, who is a lawyer, would have the above take.
Oh well, the whole thing works for me, as he looks for another family to rape, pillage and plunder.

The last lawyer I dealt with raped me for 26k as he basically pushed me to settle.
3k for phone conversations!
Fucking Scam.
I think his secretaries or paralegals did most of the work typing up endless documents.
After he raped me he had the nerve to try and get friendly with personal questions as if he cared about me and my family.

The whole legal system is one giant con. Personal injury law is more corrupt than the election was. These attorneys lurking on every billboard have teams of scam medical practitioners. It's all about creating monstrous case files in a credible format. Then they shuffle off the claim to the insurance company for demand max settlement. The chop is 1/3 lawyer, 1/3 medical place, 1/3 lawyer. 10's of thousands for nothing but a scam.

True vultures.

[blackhole]

What most people don’t realize, simply from lack of experience dealing or talking with lawyers is how it's no different than talking to one of your sanitation men in the street while he’s taking your garbage. When contacting one of these scumbags, their opening is to convince you how much they know about your case whatever it may be and how fucked you’ll be without their support. Opposing lawyers will even try to talk down to you as if their lawyer title is similar to a sentencing judge. Most people inexperienced dealing with meaningless lawyers get intimidated and nervous when speaking to one, when in reality the conversation is no different than the nonsense you read on anonymous gambling forums.

Here is just one quick personal experience with one of these assholes. I get a call from a person who describes to me he’s the lawyer representing a client who claims I stiffed him for close to 10K for a service he performed for me. He spoke down to me and had a loud tone on the phone describing how if I didn’t pay him, he would make my life miserable and how this would end up costing me double the amount they felt was due.

As soon as he finished his opening threatening comments my response was, if he didn’t get rid of his obnoxious tone immediately, the only thing he’ll hear is the sound of a dial tone. I followed with who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? The bottom line, before any litigation was put in place, they settled for 35% of the total, just dealing with me. The true fair value.

Lawyers depending on the case and especially divorce lawyers will get to see first hand personal assets. That’s what controls their fees. They will create problems if that could extend their reach into your banks. If you have experience or know someone that does with any particular case you might have, it’s best to contact them for their experiences. With most cases it's best to try and negotiate a max or ceiling of what you’re willing to pay for that service. You have to be careful here because you could be certain the max will end up being the fee. Yet, with lots of litigation expected down the road you’ll end up ahead.

Lawyers are bottom feeders and will always grab whatever is possible. Even if it isn't what they were hoping for. I can’t think of a trade I disrespect more then lawyers. Just take a look at how our government is being controlled. Their constantly fucking everyone of us, right in front of our faces, then laughing at us on the way to their banks.

PS. Garnabby, Please take you meds.

[BoSox]

What most people don’t realize, simply from lack of experience dealing or talking with lawyers is how it's no different than talking to one of your sanitation men in the street while he’s taking your garbage. When contacting one of these scumbags, their opening is to convince you how much they know about your case whatever it may be and how fucked you’ll be without their support. Opposing lawyers will even try to talk down to you as if their lawyer title is similar to a sentencing judge. Most people inexperienced dealing with meaningless lawyers get intimidated and nervous when speaking to one, when in reality the conversation is no different than the nonsense you read on anonymous gambling forums.

Here is just one quick personal experience with one of these assholes. I get a call from a person who describes to me he’s the lawyer representing a client who claims I stiffed him for close to 10K for a service he performed for me. He spoke down to me and had a loud tone on the phone describing how if I didn’t pay him, he would make my life miserable and how this would end up costing me double the amount they felt was due.

As soon as he finished his opening threatening comments my response was, if he didn’t get rid of his obnoxious tone immediately, the only thing he’ll hear is the sound of a dial tone. I followed with who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? The bottom line, before any litigation was put in place, they settled for 35% of the total, just dealing with me. The true fair value.

Lawyers depending on the case and especially divorce lawyers will get to see first hand personal assets. That’s what controls their fees. They will create problems if that could extend their reach into your banks. If you have experience or know someone that does with any particular case you might have, it’s best to contact them for their experiences. With most cases it's best to try and negotiate a max or ceiling of what you’re willing to pay for that service. You have to be careful here because you could be certain the max will end up being the fee. Yet, with lots of litigation expected down the road you’ll end up ahead.

Lawyers are bottom feeders and will always grab whatever is possible. Even if it isn't what they were hoping for. I can’t think of a trade I disrespect more then lawyers. Just take a look at how our government is being controlled. Their constantly fucking everyone of us, right in front of our faces, then laughing at us on the way to their banks.

PS. Garnabby, Please take you meds.

There are always exceptions to the rule and I am willing to give MisterV the benefit of doubt. It seems like people are piling "he does not deserve this labeling" on him why? Other than his politics he seems like he would be more than fair with a client, for not only the fees he charges but in the actual work to help solve the problem. I think he is a good guy, and a class act, going only as far as the knowledge of him from this board alone is concerned.

[blackhole]

There are always exceptions to the rule and I am willing to give MisterV the benefit of doubt. It seems like people are piling "he does not deserve this labeling" on him why? Other than his politics he seems like he would be more than fair with a client, for not only the fees he charges but in the actual work to help solve the problem. I think he is a good guy, and a class act, going only as far as the knowledge of him from this board alone is concerned.

Would these same exceptions to the rules explain why you are so gullible and go along with all the bullshit nonsense alleged anonymous AP’s spew all over this forum?

Here is a direct quote from Mr.Professor above "Fact is, I've made a good living flensing and deboning douchebags like you." Yep, sure sounds like a fare, good guy, class act to me. Trust me, he's hiding in the bushes waiting to pounce on suckers like you.

[mickeycrimm]

nn

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...VNy1Rx4L3Q1N34

[Garnabby]

PS. Garnabby, Please take you meds.

I bet, if you take any, that you take more medications than I.

Look, I'm high on life, and (wannabe) "high rollers" like you. I didn't get sucked into it, so, I guess, I didn't have to take the crap it appears as though you, and most of the others here, did their whole lives.

The following rendering is the opposite of the one with, Shut it down, Dan Druff, which went directly to Hit-and-run DDoS, to do with computers - go figure - but, it does wind its way to, I think, the point. Again, I don't normally include names, but, a few seemed more than apropos. Perhaps, though, when you follow the likes of Trump, well, you can't be other than scattered.

Shut it down, Blackhole --->

And to Hell with Us
Walk in the clouds
What Shouldn't I Be?
I Was on the Block
The Block Is Hot
Ladies who lunch
Blood in the Cut
The Black Lotus
Don't Be Shallow
Clint Eastwood
Duke Law School
Nude With Boots
The Wildabouts
Slow education
The Balloonist
Unhitched (book)
Walnut cookies
Lockdown Blues
Hut In The Woods
Downhill House
Bottle Island
Back to the Hills
Ducks on the Wall
Absolute cold
Cold Lake South
Back Down South
unblacklisted

Didn't ole Hole write of some ostensive criminal investigation of his family, and, that they were cleared of something? Certainly, at least with his words, he's a regular "Clint Eastwood".

[mcap]

STFU garbagebby