The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

[Mission146]

I don't know how many, or that there are any at all.

What's your point? That people you associate with conduct themselves that way?

I associate with some, like your mother. (Just messing. You're not going to trap me with a question like that.)

[Mission146]

We have folks here who have a homosexual slur in every other post, and you think Dan Druff is worried about that? Actually, KewlJ had a decent line about himself the other day!

Shut Up Faggot!

Blow me, you bull dyke.

[Mission146]

I want to say that it's not the first time you've made a statement to the effect that some people here shouldn't be anonymous, but perhaps my recollection is off.

You are recalling statements made by our resident martian...the ditz.

You're probably right. I apologize for my mistake.

[MDawg]

What's the latest on UNKewlJ, AxelAss, MrV and jbjb. Could someone please summarize what they have been saying about me today? I was too busy doing my thang to bother with reading VCT closely, but given that they are who they are, an obsessed lot,

"The obsessed detractors of MDawg"

they must've written a short treatise on me today, as usual.

+5700.

and assorted change....

[kewlJ]

What's the latest on UNKewlJ, AxelAss, MrV and jbjb. Could someone please summarize what they have been saying about me today? I was too busy doing my thang to bother with reading VCT closely, but given that they are who they are, an obsessed lot,

"The obsessed detractors of MDawg"

they must've written a short treatise on me today, as usual.

+5700.

and assorted change....

Not a single person on the planet believes you haven't read every word. You can't help yourself.

But I am happy to summarize:. Summary: This guys claims are nonsense, fiction and a fairytale. It is not the way gambling works in the real world and that is why his fairytale claims are located in the losing betting systems / voodoo section at WoV.

What this forum needs is a similar losing betting systems /voodoo section to accommodate this Mdawg person's fantasies and alternative reality.

[MDawg]

I seem to recall that this fairy has said this...what...fifty times so far? Is anyone listening? What was the end result of all his whining?



That the fairy sheep had a muzzle placed over his yapping mouth at WOV.

Some people are just too stupid to comprehend that if they'd just keep their mouths shut they'd probably get further. The power of silence. The decidedly UNKewl one yapped himself into oblivion.

And it looks like the indecisive fairy is trying to go back on his deal with the Wizard. No one thinks this fairy is anything other than a relentless tosser and turner who can't get a wink of sleep because big ol' MDawg is occupying the pea sized cranium that should contain his brain.

[kewlJ]

I seem to recall that this fairy has said this...what...fifty times so far? Is anyone listening? What was the end result of all his whining?

You are listening and reading. You repeat you bullshit claims 50 times. I will challenge them as bullshit claims 50 times. I know you like to repeat, repeat, repeat, thinking if you say these lies enough they will be accepted as fact, but I am going to do my best to not let that happen and rebuke each and every time.

Vegas isn't agreeing with your wife. She looked better earlier in the trip.

[MisterV]

Fresh from my 121st straight winning baccarat session, I had my porters transport me by sedan chair to my massive, comped aerie on the top two floors of the casino tower.

Twenty young girls (love those junior high school kids, they're soooo easy) bowed, smiled coyly and then gently cast rose petals in my path as I veered drunkenly across the deep pile carpet.

What's this?

I must answer a call of nature.

"Transport me to the bathroom, you knaves!" I commanded the footmen, and to the bathroom I was whisked.

"Jeeves, come hither" and hither he came.

Due to profound, morbid corpulence I needed his aid: "Come unzip me, Jeeves, chop chop, and set up The Machine."

Jeeves lovingly unzipped me and then placed an electric fan on a stool in front of me and plugged it in.

"Don't just stand there you fool, turn on The Machine and leave me!"

He did so, then curtseyed and slithered out.

Ah, "my time" at last.

Facing the roaring fan I let fly a stream of dark piss, a dancing snake of liquid love which when met with the contrarian force generated by The Machine instantly turned into a form of mist, a vapor, which was then wafted back to me; I shuddered with profound paroxysms of joy as I breathed the vapor in and rubbed it all over my face.

Ah, glory!

To be united and inundated once again with my manly essences, to recapture and absorb my vitality, the source of my luck: oh how happy I am!

[MDawg]

All four of you guys (in UNKewlJ's case we use the term "guy" loosely) are spending far too much time on me. Oh well, there's no such thing as bad press.

What else say ye?

because big ol' MDawg is occupying the pea sized cranium that should contain their brains.

I'd think you four have something better to do, but, apparently...not.

[kewlJ]

Dude, you think your little movie clips are so clever. I believe it highlights, your inability to distinguish between what is reality and what is television and movies. Your living in some make believe, Hollywood reality. Maybe that is what this is all about on your part, some sort of Hollywood, James Bond, fiction, screenplay. It sure isn't reality.

[MDawg]

I seem to recall that this fairy has said this...what...fifty times so far? Is anyone listening? What was the end result of all his whining?



That the fairy sheep had a muzzle placed over his yapping mouth at WOV.

Some people are just too stupid to comprehend that if they'd just keep their mouths shut they'd probably get further. The power of silence. The decidedly UNKewl one yapped himself into oblivion.

And it looks like the indecisive fairy is trying to go back on his deal with the Wizard. No one thinks this fairy is anything other than a relentless tosser and turner who can't get a wink of sleep because big ol' MDawg is occupying the pea sized cranium that should contain his brain.

Poor guy got himself suspended again due to inability to keep his mouth shut. Once again, demonstrating his continued impulse control disorder.

Now he has a full-on muzzle over his mouth at WOV, not just in my thread.


Okay here it comes, a wall of text as he yet again yaps uncontrollably about how unjust it all is...UNKEWLJ MELTDOWN TO THE MAX INCOMING, BOYS!
Topic: MDawg
Place: Same MDawg time, same MDawg channel!

[kewlJ]

Because Shackleford is a little insecure, bitch of a man, you think that is some kind of victory for you? You are still a fraud and a liar writing tales of fiction and fantasy because you are a losing gambler.

All you have done is make weak Shackleford conplicit in your bullshit. I kind of thought that's what you were about all along...making a mockery of him and his forum.

[MDawg]

Because Shackleford is a little insecure, bitch of a man, you think that is some kind of victory for you? You are still a fraud and a liar writing tales of fiction and fantasy because you are a losing gambler.

All you have done is make weak Shackleford conplicit in your bullshit. I kind of thought that's what you were about all along...making a mockery of him and his forum.

You should show some resolve and make good on your repeated promise to stop posting at WOV. But, as I have said all along, you have no resolve. You couldn't even keep to a deal to which you agreed and kept whining about it to anyone who you thought might listen. You're a weak minded, indecisive type, and I am sure this plays out time and again in your bets at the casino. Probably yap uncontrollably at the tables from time to time about how you're counting cards like the RainMan - impulse control disorder!


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I was suspended off WOV for four months and I never posted a word against the Wizard anywhere. You have no one to blame for your suspensions but yourself.

[Ozzy]

Because Shackleford is a little insecure, bitch of a man, you think that is some kind of victory for you? You are still a fraud and a liar writing tales of fiction and fantasy because you are a losing gambler.

All you have done is make weak Shackleford conplicit in your bullshit. I kind of thought that's what you were about all along...making a mockery of him and his forum.

This is a hell of a lot better description of Shank, then when you were praising and brownosing him. Congrats you're seeing the light. Doesn't make an iota of a difference for your return minutes after your time out though.

[The Boz]

Because Shackleford is a little insecure, bitch of a man, you think that is some kind of victory for you? You are still a fraud and a liar writing tales of fiction and fantasy because you are a losing gambler.

All you have done is make weak Shackleford conplicit in your bullshit. I kind of thought that's what you were about all along...making a mockery of him and his forum.

This is a hell of a lot better description of Shank, then when you were praising and brownosing him. Congrats you're seeing the light. Doesn't make an iota of a difference for your return minutes after your time out though.

I hope he sees the light but he keeps going back for more. It’s like he has a Kick Me sign on his back and never takes it off. Some like Max and others have done it right, walked away and never looked back. Others keep taking the kicks in the ass while Mike gets his laughs.

I do hope someone one day explains what Mike is getting from MDawg to allow him to make a total ass of what Mike once said he believed in. But he stopped being that guy years ago and now is acting like the homeless bum he looks like. Then again, that’s an insult to the homeless on the overpasses. Most of them have a code they live by and treat others by, Mike certainly doesn’t these days.

[Mission146]

Is it possible that he simply doesn't take the forum bullshit as seriously as a lot of other people do? He places a very high value on his time, so my assumption would be that the most expedient resolution to something might naturally take higher priority. Getting KewlJ out of that thread, for instance, Wizard probably saw it as both parties getting something satisfactory.

[Ozzy]

Is it possible that he simply doesn't take the forum bullshit as seriously as a lot of other people do? He places a very high value on his time, so my assumption would be that the most expedient resolution to something might naturally take higher priority. Getting KewlJ out of that thread, for instance, Wizard probably saw it as both parties getting something satisfactory.

I know Rusty, is a good buddy of yours, but your bias towards him is very obvious. He has a responsibility as the " Man in charge" to have some integrity and credibility. He is a shell of a man. His persona online is that of weasel. I call a spade a spade, good or bad. I've been very vocal giving people compliments when deserved and vice versa. To put it bluntly I don't sugar coat things, I call things for what they are, unlike MANY on both forums. Especially the school yard playground, known as wov.

[kewlJ]

Is it possible that he simply doesn't take the forum bullshit as seriously as a lot of other people do? He places a very high value on his time, so my assumption would be that the most expedient resolution to something might naturally take higher priority. Getting KewlJ out of that thread, for instance, Wizard probably saw it as both parties getting something satisfactory.

That is just bullshit. Mike said we had the right to not believe and challenge these claims. Of course, that was back in December when Mike also said it was time for Mdawg to put up or shut up, before Mdawg PMed Mike and bullied him into a flip flop. I don't see other people challenging just as hard, like Axelwolf and others being banned from the thread. Only me, and again, because Mdawg cried and bullied Mike privately.

Frankly I am tired of Mike's shit. He thinks he is somebody. I respect his math ability, but this bullshit where he expects people to kiss his ring or ass is bullshit. He is not! He is a nerdy math guy and that's all and I am not afraid to tell the Emperor that he is naked and his dick is small.

It is bad enough Mike provided the platform for more than 2 years now for this shit. And it is every single day more bullshit. But now he is protecting the guy by not allowing those who challenge these bullshit claims, That makes Mike complicit, part of the bullshit scam. And it is not the first time either.

addon: Oh and the sock puppets. How freaking retarded that this forum WoV, who have been so adamant about no sock puppets, just looks the other way with this Mdawg fraud creating sock puppets to support himself because no one else will. He even lost Evenbob's support. Doesn't that tell you all you need to know.

[redietz]

Because Shackleford is a little insecure, bitch of a man, you think that is some kind of victory for you? You are still a fraud and a liar writing tales of fiction and fantasy because you are a losing gambler.

All you have done is make weak Shackleford conplicit in your bullshit. I kind of thought that's what you were about all along...making a mockery of him and his forum.

You should show some resolve and make good on your repeated promise to stop posting at WOV. But, as I have said all along, you have no resolve. You couldn't even keep to a deal to which you agreed and kept whining about it to anyone who you thought might listen. You're a weak minded, indecisive type, and I am sure this plays out time and again in your bets at the casino. Probably yap uncontrollably at the tables from time to time about how you're counting cards like the RainMan - impulse control disorder!


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I was suspended off WOV for four months and I never posted a word against the Wizard anywhere. You have no one to blame for your suspensions but yourself.

Dawg,

Here's the deal. I'm kind of glad you exposed WoV and Shackleford as being, to quote a famous coaching line, "what we thought they were."

I've debunked win/win/win nonsense like this in the sports betting field my entire life. Anybody remember this guy?



Yeah, he's still at it -- but much scaled back and with no credibility. Unfortunately, he still scams civilians. This show turned my stomach, as I'm sure it did with all above board handicappers. Now, Mr. "Stevens" was, in a manner of speaking, doxxed, which was a very good thing.

The problems before he was exposed were that (1) Floyd Mayweather was somehow involved and (2) CNBC hosted and promoted the show. So there was an immediate assumption of credibility...until he was doxxed and the scam was exposed. And even after that, he continued to push false narratives and recruit customers.

That show as about the worst thing I've seen, and it infuriated me with his win/win/win nonsense.

The MDawg Show, available only online, has some similar elements. When you start accepting "challenges" where you can employ a martingale and extract money from "challengers," you are getting into Steve Stevens territory. And when Shackleford starts playing the role of CNBC in promoting this stuff, he becomes complicit.

Now I'm not sure how the inestimable face of WoV would like a PR release to hit 5000 media outlets that outlines his complicity in promoting junk. But I guess we'll find out.

MDawg, you can't really believe that, if you continue this, your identity will be safe and sound. I mean, c'mon, dude, life doesn't work that way.

[redietz]

Is it possible that he simply doesn't take the forum bullshit as seriously as a lot of other people do? He places a very high value on his time, so my assumption would be that the most expedient resolution to something might naturally take higher priority. Getting KewlJ out of that thread, for instance, Wizard probably saw it as both parties getting something satisfactory.

Mission, wake up and smell the coffee, man. Your grandchildren are going to be reading this stuff someday. Do you really want to be on the historically apologetic side of this MDawg thing at WoV?