You can manage more than one thought at a time? Who knew?Originally Posted by MisterV
The rest of the pussies will miss you, maybe next time....
You can manage more than one thought at a time? Who knew?Originally Posted by MisterV
The rest of the pussies will miss you, maybe next time....
You say "pussies" as if you really mean it.
How bold and assertive you are!
Looks like those years of psychotherapy are finally bearing fruit.
Maybe those big bullies will stop kicking sand in your face on the beach in Atlantic City.
What, Me Worry?
What, me worry?Originally Posted by MisterV
The jackass brays:
"Spent an hour chewing the fat with different dealers and pit bosses. I mentioned to one of them that I won, and the dealer said, "But you always win." What could I say but
"yes."
Hee haw, hee haw!"
What, Me Worry?
Not an MDawg Experience but it does follow my picture post of the 60k and Cohiba Royale Box.
Recently I bought 50 Cigars that are of much less quality but at 8 dollars per they have more value.
Anyways, I pushed that 60k up to 83k fell down to 48k.
Eventually I pushed that up to 70k and when I hit that 20k Royal that I posted a couple weeks ago I was just over 83k again.
So a few days later I went nuts and started playing crazy 5 dollar spin poker and 50 cent to 1 dollar hundred play.
It didn't go so well.
I fell all the way down to 1100 dollars.
Not sure how I got out of the Casino with that on that night.
So I took a couple days off and eventually I made a hockey bet for 600 to win 950 on the Penguins over the Devils who ended up winning 3-1.
The next day I played some 2 dollar BnsPkr Dlx and won 2800 or so and bet a measly 115 puck line on Tampa Bay to win 100 which paid.
So I pumped the 1100 up to about 56-5700 with the help of some free play pick ups.
That night before I collected the Tampa Bay ticket I went out and played some Deuces Spin Poker.
The 9/4/4 version.
I ended up making a V royal that paid 4k and pushed me into a 5500 dollar win that I got out of the Casino with.
So I went and collected the Hockey Ticket and had about 13k on me.
I think it was 13,200 in cash.
I had picked up some cash from the bank atm prior.
Anyways I start playing some Reel Machine that I play and lost 4200 before hitting a 5k jackpot so I was about to leave.
Of course I didn't.
I pushed the reels some more and lost enough money to push me down to 10,300 before I cashed out and had enough.
So what's next... 10 Dollar VP...
I played between Bonus Wild Deuces and Double Bonus.
I think I was about 30 minutes in when I had the four to the Royal Draw and needed the King of Diamonds.
I hit that and pushed up to about 49k or so.
Did I quit?
Hell No... and I lost back about 13k before I switched over to Double Bonus in hopes of some Babies or Aces.
Did I make those?
Hell No!
What happened was I got a 3 to the royal and the QA of spades came in for another 40k at about 2 hours after the last Royal in Diamonds.
So now I had about 78k in my pocket and I played some more and pushed it up to 82k and cashed out due to tiredness more than anything else.
I went over and bet that 700 dollar hockey ticket and won paying 770.
Thank You Rangers and that Empty Netter.
I got greedy the next two days with 2 team parlays and lost back 700 dollars of that.
So I went back to the Reels Machine and got up about 400 after an hour or so of spinning.
Did I quit?
Hell No... I played till I lost 8300 and went back to the 10 Dollar Machine.
Hit 4 ducks for 10k and after 4 hours or so I pumped up to 90,400 and cashed out.
Lost 145 dollars on a 4 teamer yesterday and paid a guy 100 dollars to help me with the Lift Chair Recliner.
I overpaid.
He probably would of done it for 40 dollars.
Whatever.
That is where this 60k bankroll stands right now.
Don't worry I'm going back to spin poker and 100 play.
They owe me money!!
I have pictures of the two Royals and the Deuces.
Maybe I will post them but nobody cares.
I thought the story was a bit interesting as it was a V shaped Recovery from 60k up to 83k down to 1100 up to 90,400.
Not something you think can actually happen but after thinking about it I've had 9000 dollar runs on dollar video poker so an 80k run on 10 dollar video poker doesn't seem as far fetched as you think.
That's 6 Royals on 10 dollar VP in about 4 months with somewhat limited play.
That's kind of running hot.
EDIT: I guess I picked up about 2k from the bank so its more like an 87,000 dollar upswing and about a 163,000 dollar total swing.
Fucking Nuts!
Last edited by monet; 03-26-2021 at 08:53 AM.
A roller coaster ride if there ever was one - terrific story and awesome comeback.Originally Posted by monet
Lol at the 1$ 100 play ! I can stomach the 25c 100 play, pretty fun under the right circumstances, extremely rare nowadays.Originally Posted by monet
Fucking game is Evil.Originally Posted by Ozzy
My best flop so far is 4 Fours for 40k.
I had the roll out scare on 50 cent for 200k.
7 months ago I flopped the joint for 100k.
I mentioned that a few times already.
I'm hooked lol.
I left out a few details like getting up to 61k on spin poker and not quitting for some reason even know I planned to.Originally Posted by tableplay
Of course I fell down the stairs losing just about 60k lol.
I might need professional help but I'm getting treatments right here at home.
A few other things but the point was that I went from 83k down to 1100 dollars and built it up to 90k in about 4 days.
16 days total for the roller coaster ride.
That's AXEL FREED kind of crazy and I told the story because Ozzy has mentioned that level a few times as I like to talk about it.
I had two chances recently to pull an AXEL in the NHL with monster wagers but I pussed out and only bet small amounts.
Pulling a Axel Freed, is a combination of 1 or more traits. 1- Balls of steel 2- Extreme degenerate 3- Nothing to lose mentality 4- Bipolar disorder 5- Extreme adrenaline junkie
Guilty on all accounts.Originally Posted by Ozzy
I'd like my one phone call please.
And plead the 5th if it is still possible.
Monet Wrote:
"I thought the story was a bit interesting as it was a V shaped Recovery from 60k up to 83k down to 1100 up to 90,400.
Not something you think can actually happen but after thinking about it I've had 9000 dollar runs on dollar video poker so an 80k run on 10 dollar video poker doesn't seem as far fetched as you think.
That's 6 Royals on 10 dollar VP in about 4 months with somewhat limited play.
That's kind of running hot.
EDIT: I guess I picked up about 2k from the bank so its more like an 87,000 dollar upswing and about a 163,000 dollar total swing.
Fucking Nuts!"
I suppose the important question that should be asked is how many times could you reload that cigar box if you went bust with the 60k? Since I think that you are a smart man I believe that you could reload plenty of times.
Just thinking about this and I have had many instances like this but this short story puts it into perspective.
One week playing at the 4 Queens dollar 10/7 double bonus I hit 5 Royals inside of 4 sessions.
I hit back to back Royals inside of 30 minutes on one of the sessions.
I think I played about 20 total hours give or take an hour.
I was up about 18k in that short span so its no different if you have a run playing 10 dollar VP.
You could have some ridiculous upswings.
You could lose 200k too.
Life.
That's a fair enough point.Originally Posted by BoSox
I may have more safety nets than I can remember.
Once I found 1000 dollars in one of my old suit jacket pockets that I didn't touch for a few years.
I felt like I hit a jackpot.
I may have a few accounts in my Uncles name totaling... well its a pretty good amount.
About 4x that 60k bankroll I suppose.
I like to quote Axel Freed when I'm looking for my money.
"Where's My Fucking Money"
I say it real loud for effect so my wife can hear it.
She doesn't get the reference though.
I threw that empty cigar box away.
Time to buy another one.
I wonder how much the cigars would be if you could just buy them in a plastic bag?
Probably save you 50 bucks.
Last edited by monet; 03-26-2021 at 11:51 AM.
Your honesty and bluntness is great Monet !Originally Posted by monetGuilty on all accounts.Originally Posted by Ozzy
I'd like my one phone call please.
And plead the 5th if it is still possible.
100% Ozzy. That’s only one of the differences between Monet and MDawg. And why people in the know don’t question what he says because it comes from reality. He is honest about the losses he takes and admits he ran good (or got lucky) at times.Originally Posted by OzzyYour honesty and bluntness is great Monet !Originally Posted by monetGuilty on all accounts.Originally Posted by Ozzy
I'd like my one phone call please.
And plead the 5th if it is still possible.
Certainly not as sexy as never losing and being able to read the cards, but it’s a reality. And a reality that comes from playing with a small edge compared to playing at a disadvantage.
But some want to believe the guy who defies the odds compared to the guy who is playing at an advantage*.
*except for the hockey bets. That’s pure degenerate shit.��
Last edited by The Boz; 03-26-2021 at 04:16 PM.
From what I read, monet did not play on any positive expectation games during the 4-day period where he turned 1100 into 90K+.Originally Posted by The Boz
I understand that the positive expected value was realized after the play was over, it had to do with the mailers that come later.
There was a lot of material, maybe I missed something, but weren't all the games he played -EV , including the hockey bets?
The Boz wrote:
"*except for the hockey bets. That’s pure degenerate shit.��"
Thank god that the board has a professional sportsbook advisor at our disposal. Thank you, Mr. Redietz.
Last edited by BoSox; 03-26-2021 at 04:31 PM.
The hockey bets will always be a negative bet unless he had an in with the ref just fired.Originally Posted by coach bellyFrom what I read, monet did not play on any positive expectation games during the 4-day period where he turned 1100 into 90K+.Originally Posted by The Boz
I understand that the positive expected value was realized after the play was over, it had to do with the mailers that come later.
There was a lot of material, maybe I missed something, but weren't all the games he played -EV , including the hockey bets?
And I like to believe to understand many plays are negative until you consider the mailers. And IF he turned 1100 into 90K he got lucky PERIOD.
I know what you are trying to do here, but you, I and Monet know that won’t happen often and is pure luck. And the odds of him doing it again are fools gold.
I probably shouldn’t have bothered answering because it will only come with you asking more rhetorical questions.
Relax, you're not obligated to answer any questions you can't handle.Originally Posted by The Boz
Stipulating that both monet & Mdawg have been truthful in their "trip reports" for last week, then both members were playing -EV games.
Isn't it likely that MDawg's baccarat expectation was greater than monet's VP/reels/sports betting expectation?
We have monet winning almost $90K from a starting bankroll of $1100.
MDawg reports winnings of $57K with an unknown bankroll, but we can assume it's more than $1100...agreed?
If you read the reports, both players suffered wins and losses during the same period, and both ended up winning overall.
So, what is this reality that comes from playing with a small edge compared to playing at a disadvantage?
How does it apply in this case?
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