The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

[Mission146]

MarcusClark is clearly a sock of DoofDawg; the gatekeepers over at WoV must be snoozing; either that or they're getting played.

No way that grovelling worm is legit.

There is a Marcus Clark who is supposed to be a surveillance manager with Golden Entertainment. Publicly available information, no doxxing. He said Marcus Clark is his actual name. If you want to find out if they are one and the same, then I'd start there.

[Mission146]

One other thing: If you really wanted to make MDawg's thread not so much of a big thing, then some of you could start by creating good gambling threads. Remember when you'd be off for, like, an hour and you'd have to go to Page 2 of your unread posts list to get to the first one that happened after you last logged off? Good times. I imagine it's easier to moderate now, though.

[coach belly]

If you really wanted to make MDawg's thread not so much of a big thing,
then some of you could start by creating good gambling threads.

The APs and assorted math guys really only care about starting and winning arguments,
and if their arguments can't be won by using math, then they'll just make shit up.

They'll refuse to acknowledge their own words to that end,
calling anyone who would quote those words in debate "dishonest".

Any fact will be disputed, any imaginary scenario they concoct presented as fact,
and any aggressive or persistent disagreement shouted down or censored.

MDawg posts a photo of his watch, asshole Axel claims that it's a fake.
MDawg posts photos of his hotel room, some other asshole insists that he's not staying there.

I recently revealed to a member (who asked me) where I live.

Another longtime forum "regular", who I had never before engaged with,
butted in and spent hours arguing that such a place does not exist.

What a bunch of squirrely motherfuckers.

[monet]

I'm gonna end this debate/discussion.
Alan Mendelson witnessed 18 yo's in a row at the dice table in Vegas.
What did you math guys say the odds were??
How many billions to 1??
If Alan says its true and doesn't lie that makes MDawgs claims possible.
Now shut the fuck up about it.

Man has went from the Stone Age to Landing on the Moon according to you Math Assholes.
Didn't they put Rovers on Mars and talking about a Moon Base now?
Tell me again what is and what isn't possible.
Fuck, people are talking and working on hooking up wires/computers into peoples brains in the next 4 years.
Fuck Off all you naysayers.
You have no clue what is and what isn't possible with your finite thinking.

If these Fucking Elitists keep eating babies and drinking their blood who knows how powerful they will become!?
Hopefully they don't get you and your Adrenal Glands next.
I'm pretty sure if you have an infinite supply of Adrenochrome you will never lose at any gambling game.

You Fuckers are hilarious.
God doesn't exist but all hail the Mighty Math and Science of modern society.
Of course none of you mention how Math and Science keeps constantly changing.
You believe that 2+2=4 but when the State says 2+2=5 you better listen or its gonna be room 101 for you.
You idiots are no different from people worshiping the sun or moon.
And trust me when push comes to shove and the State says JUMP you will say How High!?
You are already lining up for masks and vaccines.
AxelWolf will be the first in the line of compliance and advocating it on these forums.

[AxelWolf]

If you really wanted to make MDawg's thread not so much of a big thing,
then some of you could start by creating good gambling threads.

The APs and assorted math guys really only care about starting and winning arguments,
and if their arguments can't be won by using math, then they'll just make shit up.

They'll refuse to acknowledge their own words to that end,
calling anyone who would quote those words in debate "dishonest".

Any fact will be disputed, any imaginary scenario they concoct presented as fact,
and any aggressive or persistent disagreement shouted down or censored.

MDawg posts a photo of his watch, asshole Axel claims that it's a fake.
MDawg posts photos of his hotel room, some other asshole insists that he's not staying there.

I recently revealed to a member (who asked me) where I live.

Another longtime forum "regular", who I had never before engaged with,
butted in and spent hours arguing that such a place does not exist.

What a bunch of squirrely motherfuckers.

Fake or not, I can assure you...they are not his property to do he pleases with. They may be real, but belong to his brother, boss, father. Who knows. We do know he is full of shit if you add up everything he has said. If not, then the guy has some serious mental issues looking for validation on forums such as this. Just go back and look at the big picture you should see that something is seriously off by a huge magnitude.

Let's say shit hits the fan and we find out there's a bunch of BS going on. Will you admit you were wrong and take back all the BS you have claimed? I certainly will if he proves all his BS is real. I will stop posting on all forums for 1 year. Will you do the same?

[coach belly]

Let's say shit hits the fan and we find out there's a bunch of BS going on.
Will you admit you were wrong and take back all the BS you have claimed?
I certainly will if he proves all his BS is real. I will stop posting on all forums for 1 year.
Will you do the same?

I do not need to judge MDawg, that is your cross to bear
due to your own serious emotional issues.

List the BS I have claimed so I know
what the fuck you are talking about.

You've already stated that MDawg cannot
prove his claims to your satisfaction,
so your offer to stop posting is
insincere and of no consequence.

You wanna make a bet? OK

We'll list and agree to the elements that the Wizard
should examine during the upcoming meetup.

Whether or not they confirm MDawg's claims,
shall determine who takes the next year off from posting.

Send your list.

[BoSox]

I'm gonna end this debate/discussion.
Alan Mendelson witnessed 18 yo's in a row at the dice table in Vegas.
What did you math guys say the odds were??
How many billions to 1??
If Alan says its true and doesn't lie that makes MDawgs claims possible.
Now shut the fuck up about it.

Man has went from the Stone Age to Landing on the Moon according to you Math Assholes.
Didn't they put Rovers on Mars and talking about a Moon Base now?
Tell me again what is and what isn't possible.
Fuck, people are talking and working on hooking up wires/computers into peoples brains in the next 4 years.
Fuck Off all you naysayers.
You have no clue what is and what isn't possible with your finite thinking.

If these Fucking Elitists keep eating babies and drinking their blood who knows how powerful they will become!?
Hopefully they don't get you and your Adrenal Glands next.
I'm pretty sure if you have an infinite supply of Adrenochrome you will never lose at any gambling game.

You Fuckers are hilarious.
God doesn't exist but all hail the Mighty Math and Science of modern society.
Of course none of you mention how Math and Science keeps constantly changing.
You believe that 2+2=4 but when the State says 2+2=5 you better listen or its gonna be room 101 for you.
You idiots are no different from people worshiping the sun or moon.
And trust me when push comes to shove and the State says JUMP you will say How High!?
You are already lining up for masks and vaccines.
AxelWolf will be the first in the line of compliance and advocating it on these forums.

You know what must be a real ball-buster for MDawg, only one member on the site believes his trip reports but everyone believes your Video Poker escapades. Frankly, the way you've been going lately by the end of the year at this rate even thinking conseratively you may receive hand pay tax receipts for around three-quarters of a million dollars, and we believe all of it. I have no idea just why you want to camp out somewhere out in the desert at a 105-degree temperature? Now if you told us that you won 57 consecutive hockey game bets we would treat you like MDawg. Back to the camping out in the desert, a fitting Neal Young song is in order.

[monet]

You know what must be a real ball-buster for MDawg, only one member on the site believes his trip reports but everyone believes your Video Poker escapades. Frankly, the way you've been going lately by the end of the year at this rate even thinking conseratively you may receive hand pay tax receipts for around three-quarters of a million dollars, and we believe all of it. I have no idea just why you want to camp out somewhere out in the desert at a 105-degree temperature? Now if you told us that you won 57 consecutive hockey game bets we would treat you like MDawg. Back to the camping out in the desert, a fitting Neal Young song is in order.

You constantly attack me and try to tear me down but it falls flat for some reason.
I never attack you.
I praise you and I empathize with your recent tragedy.

Anyways, what I post compared to others is completely different.
I have posted a bunch of my losses and wins in the last few years.
One of the major differences with me is that I have gotten on some monster plays through the last 20 years.
Basically months of free money.
Maybe you understand, maybe you don't.
Sometimes I Fire and I don't hide the fact that I Fire.
Sorry that me posting some jackpot pictures or hockey bets bother you.
I'm doing better and posting less of them recently.

I'm not on here preaching about how easy gambling is.
Anything but.
As a matter of fact I am against anyone learning how to do it.
They should invest their time in anything else that is far more rewarding and substantial.
God, Family and Work in that order would benefit any individual in the Advantage Play of Life.
Far more than some Egotistical Casino Bullshit Lifestyle.
I've just been doing it for too long.
Tough to get out of it.
Another difference with me and others on this site is that I actually live in Vegas and have lived here for a very long time.
Most people can't make it out here.
I've paid for peoples fun and dinners on this site and gave them over 1000 in comp dollars.
Facts.
Nobody on here is going to dispute that because they know its true.

I post about things that I actually do or have interest in.
I usually don't step out of my wheelhouse.
I camp.
I shoot guns.
I fish.
I go to hockey games.
I bet sports.
I play video poker.
I have a gook wife.
I post pictures of my dogs and Ford F250.
Nothing phony in my posts or pictures.
I guess that thread about my snowmobile trip was fake along with my Malibu Trip as well.
You haven't followed my posts long enough to see the transition from quarter play on up to higher denomination play.
Some players like yourself constantly play it safe.
I do not.
That makes for some ridiculous runs in both directions.
It helps to have safety nets.
etc etc.

If you don't believe or it bothers you that's ok... I understand.
No worries.
Camping is Fun but dispersed camping is more difficult than you think.
Worth it though.
Your attacks would make sense if I directly attacked you.
Unfortunately, they fall flat.
You don't even realize the constant comedy in my posts.
Or the sarcastic nature in them.
That is due to not being able to hear the tone of my voice when I am saying what I am typing.
Lost in Translation so to speak.
I defer to Ozzy for more input as he breaks down my posts better compared to how you perceive them.
Thanks for playing.

mcap tried to do this shit to me before but not as hard as you continue to try.
mcap knows I post too much real information.
He might not like the weight loss threads or believe them but he never disputes the free play or casino information.
I need to update the information but the truth is that things are bad these days and everything is going into vision reels.
I can't find the energy to learn the new ways although I believe they could be very lucrative.
I'm at the end anyway.
Recently I was walking downtown realizing that its over... its really over.
The landscape has changed and I have become unable to adapt.
Good thing I have other outs, for the time being but in the end I'll be worm food soon enough.
Although, probably not even that as cremation is more likely.

[BoSox]

Monet wrote:

"Your attacks would make sense if I directly attacked you.
Unfortunately, they fall flat."





The reason my supposed attacks fall flat is that they are not attacks, and there is no reason for you to be attacked anyway. Most everyone including myself enjoys those pictures of jackpots. People should be glad for you not envious.

[Ozzy]

Bosox proving once again, he has reading comprehension issues and or an absolute horrible judge of poster character. He has been around for over 2 years, he should know the playing field a lot better.

[monet]

I had to go back and re-read my posts.
That shits funny.
I crack myself up!
lol lol lol

[redietz]

Quick LOL update:

The irrefutable MDawg (stay tuned for why he's irrefutable -- it'll take until the end of this sentence) is balking at Shackleford keeping a log of bet sizes and wins and losses. LOL. That would make the Dawg irrefutably irrefutable.

This is hilarious. Using a semi-martingale of any kind, he has more than a 70% chance of a winning session, and he doesn't want a log kept of the counts and amounts!?! Must be some secret method involving bet sizing that would be uncovered with pen and paper.

The whole thing is comedic. Like Danny Sheridan allegedly winning 87% of his bets the year before his fame-providing Sports Illustrated article, and then actually winning 48% the year afterwards when they kept tabs on him.

No need to keep a log, folks. The Dawg would never lie to you.

[coach belly]

Shackleford keeping a log of bet sizes and wins and losses.

This term was added after the agreement was finalized.

Shack can determine whether MDawg has won or lost without a log.

He's an actuarial...he'll be sitting right there watching,
he'll be able to accurately report the results.

Did Shackelford even agree to keep such a log?

[redietz]

Shackleford keeping a log of bet sizes and wins and losses.

This term was added after the agreement was finalized.

Shack can determine whether MDawg has won or lost without a log.

He's an actuarial...he'll be sitting right there watching,
he'll be able to accurately report the results.

Did Shackelford even agree to keep such a log?

LOL. Good try, coach-o-rama. Great idea. Let's have a test without actually keeping records. You're a funny dude. Yes, let's have a formal observer, but let's ban pen-and-paper.

I'm going to be patient here for any civilians in the audience. Dan Druff can chime in with his expertise from the world of poker.

First off, what would the possible reason(s) be for NOT wanting someone to keep an accurate record when you're wagering? Think about that for awhile.

Then, ask yourself the question, what would the possible reason(s) be for NOT wanting someone to keep a formal tally if you win almost all of the time. Ponder that for a second or two.

Next, ask yourself the question, hmmm, let's say you DO NOT actually win most of the time, would there be any reason(s) for NOT wanting an observer to keep a log?

Well, it turns out, there are specific answers to that last question. Just put yourself in the shoes of someone who needs to look as if they win. Can anything be done (without a log book) to make a losing session appear as a winning session to the formal observer?

The answer, of course, is yes. And there are multiple problems with not keeping a log book.

For one example, think about how people playing craps, for example, can get rated as having lost when they've won. Reverse it. For another, think about why modern poker tournaments bag and seal chips at breaks. Poker tournaments did not always do this, and if you've seen the ESPN poker series, Tilt, you get an inkling of why they do. Next, consider the issues with a lengthy session where either the player or the formal observer take bathroom breaks. If a session is lengthy (and the length here is being determined by the player), there are all kinds of issues with chip counts and amounts when either the player or observer are not in each other's presence. Plus then you have the old, "I need to take this call. Signal in here is bad" schtick, where someone can acquire chips off table out of sight to muddle any accounting.

I could go on and on, but you get the drift.

Coach, not everyone rides with turnips, buddy. Paranormal investigations have run into field scenarios like this all the time. We haven't even gotten to the sophisticated stuff.

[coach belly]

Let's have a test without actually keeping records.

You're assuming facts not in evidence, nobody is banning record keeping,
I didn't read the rest of your martian diatribe.

But since you gave Mission grand parenting advice earlier,
I'll offer the same life advice to you as I gave to Axel.

Devote as much attention to your wife as you do to MDawg,
and maybe you can make a baby.

And don't even trot out the "WE don't wan't any children"
because "the world is such a terrible place".

My God, what a snowflake Axel must be to cry like that.

That "don't want children" bullshit story is what men who can't
seal the deal use as an excuse for their failure as life on earth.

Dads out there...do you feel me?

[AxelWolf]

Let's say shit hits the fan and we find out there's a bunch of BS going on.
Will you admit you were wrong and take back all the BS you have claimed?
I certainly will if he proves all his BS is real. I will stop posting on all forums for 1 year.
Will you do the same?

I do not need to judge MDawg, that is your cross to bear
due to your own serious emotional issues.

List the BS I have claimed so I know
what the fuck you are talking about.

You've already stated that MDawg cannot
prove his claims to your satisfaction,
so your offer to stop posting is
insincere and of no consequence.

You wanna make a bet? OK

We'll list and agree to the elements that the Wizard
should examine during the upcoming meetup.

Whether or not they confirm MDawg's claims,
shall determine who takes the next year off from posting.

Send your list.

From my understanding of how BTC works and if that's the case, it would be easy to prove, and I would accept that.

[coach belly]

From my understanding of how BTC works and if that's the case,
it would be easy to prove, and I would accept that.

Stop bullshitting around and send your list....no gibberish accepted.

Dealing with you is like dealing with a 4 year old.

But you wouldn't understand about that,
since you find the world so terrible.

[AxelWolf]

Quick LOL update:

The irrefutable MDawg (stay tuned for why he's irrefutable -- it'll take until the end of this sentence) is balking at Shackleford keeping a log of bet sizes and wins and losses. LOL. That would make the Dawg irrefutably irrefutable.

This is hilarious. Using a semi-martingale of any kind, he has more than a 70% chance of a winning session, and he doesn't want a log kept of the counts and amounts!?! Must be some secret method involving bet sizing that would be uncovered with pen and paper.

The whole thing is comedic. Like Danny Sheridan allegedly winning 87% of his bets the year before his fame-providing Sports Illustrated article, and then actually winning 48% the year afterwards when they kept tabs on him.

No need to keep a log, folks. The Dawg would never lie to you.

MDawg doesn't want people to know what his actual bet sizes are since it wouldn't line up with his claims of being a high roller winning all that money he claims to win.

He did claim to have a rich father, it would make lots of sense if all his claims are twisted from some actual things his father has and does. That would give him just the right amount of access to things such as account login's etc. and it would explain some of the psychology behind all this.
Back to my theory that he lives in his parent's basement.

[kewlJ]

But since you gave Mission grand parenting advice earlier,
I'll offer the same life advice to you as I gave to Axel.

Devote as much attention to your wife as you do to MDawg,
and maybe you can make a baby.

And don't even trot out the "WE don't wan't any children"
because "the world is such a terrible place".

My God, what a snowflake Axel must be to cry like that.

That "don't want children" bullshit story is what men who can't
seal the deal use as an excuse for their failure as life on earth.

Dads out there...do you feel me?

Redietz is in his 60's and his wife has passed away, proving what a sick, lowlife, fuck you are yet again.

[AxelWolf]

From my understanding of how BTC works and if that's the case,
it would be easy to prove, and I would accept that.

Stop bullshitting around and send your list....no gibberish accepted.

Dealing with you is like dealing with a 4 year old.

But you wouldn't understand about that,
since you find the world so terrible.

What list? Where did I say I found the world so terrible? I think just the opposite of that, life is good. If you are talking about my comment as to why I wouldn't want kids to grow up in a world with people like you, that's a totally different issue, and it's not in line with how I personally view the world. It's not the only reason I haven't been interested in having kids. I never had a burning desire to have my own kids and the resonabillities that surround those things.