The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

[coach belly]

Redietz is in his 60's and his wife has passed away

Who needs a wife to father children?

It's a matter of human nature, not social construct.

You obviously wouldn't understand. Go suck a dick.

[coach belly]

What list?

Your list of things that the Wizard should examine
to prove that MDawg's bullshit is real or not.

This was your proposal, loser take a year off.

[coach belly]

I never had a burning desire to have my own kids and the resonabillities that surround those things.

I call bullshit on that, it's not human nature,
not the nature of any life on earth.

It's an excuse for men who can't close the deal.

And you know it...the burning desire exists unless you're retarded.

[AxelWolf]

What list?

Your list of things that the Wizard should examine
to prove that MDawg's bullshit is real or not.

This was your proposal, loser take a year off.

I dont want the Wizard to prove anything, I dont think he is the man for the job. If I understand how BTC works correctly Dawg could prove within reason he received BTC 10 years ago or whatever it is he claims and that he has Millions worth. AND YES, HE HAS CLAIMED TO SOMEONE HE HAS MILLIONS WORTH.

[coach belly]

Dawg could prove within reason he received BTC 10 years ago

So as far as you are concerned, this bet is about BTC and that's it?

Something about BTC needs to be proved to your satisfaction to get you to disappear for a year?

Send the criteria for what you need proved, and how he could prove it.

And start packing your bags.

[Tasha]

Response to Ozzy and KewlJ:

1.) He never had to let KewlJ back on the forums to begin with, and I certainly wouldn't have done so if KewlJ had blasted me the way he did (and does) Wizard. Granted, I think I openly disagreed with KewlJ being banned for the whole thing with QFit publicly, but I'm talking about what KewlJ had to say after the fact.

2.) Wizard took some crap for, "Going against his word," or whatever, in even letting KewlJ back. I've come to pretty much accept that he's going to take shit from one angle or another no matter what he does.

3.) KewlJ continues to trash Wizard here on this Forum, which I tend to assume Wizard doesn't read. I doubt if anyone has directed Wizard to these posts, and I'm not going to because:

A.) I'm not a narc.

B.) I doubt that he would even care that much and I would be wasting his time.

C.) OnceDear reads here and he is an Admin over there, so he can do it if he wants to. I doubt he would. Contrary to what some people probably believe, I never privately reported things said on other forums to Wizard when I was an Admin, and I don't expect that OnceDear would either.

4.) Because #3 and #3C, I'm honestly a little surprised that the latest infraction didn't result in another Nuke for KewlJ. Two week ban? Please. I don't want you banned at all (or to do things that will get you banned), but you're both completely full of shit if you don't think KewlJ is getting favorable treatment.

5.) Look at the present situation: There are people suggesting that Wizard has let MDawg be mercilessly attacked, while on the flip side, Wizard is sometimes accused of bias against the detractors---which fucking one is it?

6.) To Ozzy: I wouldn't say, "Good buddy," I consider him a friend---but we're not close. He's treated me pretty well and we try to hang out for a meal if I get out that way---but I almost never talk to him outside of the Forums (probably been two or three years since we've spoken outside of the forums at all) and very rarely do we have PM exchanges.

I guess what I'm saying is that I'm not in the bag for him. I've questioned a few things here and there and have disagreed with other minor things that I didn't say publicly---I'm not going to unless I very much disagree.

7.) That said, this whole MDawg thing is no win for him. If you think he's only worried about himself, I'll tell you what he could do: Nuke KewlJ, Nuke MDawg, Nuke MacrusClark, Nuke Coach Belly. The detractors could all go fuck themselves, really. People are going to shit on him no matter what he does, so it seems that he's trying to be somewhat fair---even if there's no real incentive to do so. I mean, I guess the $500 from ExpectedValue, but this predates that offer.

8.) And, I reiterate, he probably doesn't care about this bullshit as much as many people do. He has a family, he takes trips and he's probably generally too busy being a millionaire to worry about most of us assholes. He still does more than I would. If I had a couple million, you'd get a nice farewell post from me on all of the sites, 24 hours to say your goodbyes, and then none of you would ever see my ass again----exception to the people I already talk to outside of the forums.

Kewlj obviously said the nasty rants against Wizard out of anger at being banned over something that happened at another unrelated Website.... I also went on a very nasty rant against Wizard myself after my unexpected ban from WOV (And then DT)when I felt Wizard played, used, and manipulated me. I asked the Admin of that board to delete the nasty rant against Wizard, but no such luck. Thank God that nasty rant ended up going into the Oblivion Abyss. I also made nasty rants against WOV itself out of anger at my banning. On another Website, someone who had been banned from a Website that had an Admin named John said something like,"I ragged on John The Admin for two months after my permanent banning, before FINALLY acknowledging that my banning was my own fault, LMAO!"

I had to acknowledge that I made the equivalent of bad Gambling bets with the Cussing Rant and then admitting to the Socks(I still don't know why I thought admitting to the Socks was going to get me reinstated. I was REALLY desperate to get back on WOV when I did that out if sheer desperation. Had cooler heads prevailed, I would have realized that admitting to my WOV Socks would ensure my permanent banning, not get me reinstated. I was an IDIOT back then to ACTUALLY admit to my Socks thinking I ensured my imminent reinstatement. Also my nasty rants against WOV and Wizard only hurt, not helped...

[BoSox]

You know what must be a real ball-buster for MDawg, only one member on the site believes his trip reports but everyone believes your Video Poker escapades. Frankly, the way you've been going lately by the end of the year at this rate even thinking conseratively you may receive hand pay tax receipts for around three-quarters of a million dollars, and we believe all of it. I have no idea just why you want to camp out somewhere out in the desert at a 105-degree temperature? Now if you told us that you won 57 consecutive hockey game bets we would treat you like MDawg. Back to the camping out in the desert, a fitting Neal Young song is in order.

You constantly attack me and try to tear me down but it falls flat for some reason.
I never attack you.
I praise you and I empathize with your recent tragedy.

Anyways, what I post compared to others is completely different.
I have posted a bunch of my losses and wins in the last few years.
One of the major differences with me is that I have gotten on some monster plays through the last 20 years.
Basically months of free money.
Maybe you understand, maybe you don't.
Sometimes I Fire and I don't hide the fact that I Fire.
Sorry that me posting some jackpot pictures or hockey bets bother you.
I'm doing better and posting less of them recently.

I'm not on here preaching about how easy gambling is.
Anything but.
As a matter of fact I am against anyone learning how to do it.
They should invest their time in anything else that is far more rewarding and substantial.
God, Family and Work in that order would benefit any individual in the Advantage Play of Life.
Far more than some Egotistical Casino Bullshit Lifestyle.
I've just been doing it for too long.
Tough to get out of it.
Another difference with me and others on this site is that I actually live in Vegas and have lived here for a very long time.
Most people can't make it out here.
I've paid for peoples fun and dinners on this site and gave them over 1000 in comp dollars.
Facts.
Nobody on here is going to dispute that because they know its true.

I post about things that I actually do or have interest in.
I usually don't step out of my wheelhouse.
I camp.
I shoot guns.
I fish.
I go to hockey games.
I bet sports.
I play video poker.
I have a gook wife.
I post pictures of my dogs and Ford F250.
Nothing phony in my posts or pictures.
I guess that thread about my snowmobile trip was fake along with my Malibu Trip as well.
You haven't followed my posts long enough to see the transition from quarter play on up to higher denomination play.
Some players like yourself constantly play it safe.
I do not.
That makes for some ridiculous runs in both directions.
It helps to have safety nets.
etc etc.

If you don't believe or it bothers you that's ok... I understand.
No worries.
Camping is Fun but dispersed camping is more difficult than you think.
Worth it though.
Your attacks would make sense if I directly attacked you.
Unfortunately, they fall flat.
You don't even realize the constant comedy in my posts.
Or the sarcastic nature in them.
That is due to not being able to hear the tone of my voice when I am saying what I am typing.
Lost in Translation so to speak.
I defer to Ozzy for more input as he breaks down my posts better compared to how you perceive them.
Thanks for playing.

mcap tried to do this shit to me before but not as hard as you continue to try.
mcap knows I post too much real information.
He might not like the weight loss threads or believe them but he never disputes the free play or casino information.
I need to update the information but the truth is that things are bad these days and everything is going into vision reels.
I can't find the energy to learn the new ways although I believe they could be very lucrative.
I'm at the end anyway.
Recently I was walking downtown realizing that its over... its really over.
The landscape has changed and I have become unable to adapt.
Good thing I have other outs, for the time being but in the end I'll be worm food soon enough.
Although, probably not even that as cremation is more likely.

I know one mistake that I made that will not be repeated again. And that is responding to a post of yours BEFORE your editing time has expired. That post has almost tripled in size from what originated and what I responded to. Suddenly it is now turning into a Samual Clemens adventure.

[MDawg]

Didn't MDawg post that one picture that he did not specifically say was from a recent trip----and then AFTER you got done cleaning up the mess you made blowing off inside of your pants---made a hysterical sounding post both here and there to be almost immediately followed by PM'ing Wizard yourself about it?

MDawg isn't the only one pestering Wizard.

Yes of course - the UNKewlOne is the confirmed rat here - he admitted it before and did it again.

Additionally, there's really no need to read more than one of the UNKewlJ's posts - they're all the same. Quintuple (at least) *yawn.

He has that impulse control disorder. In this respect he and DarkOz are the same - neither one of them could ever do what I've done for over a month now, completely ignore dozens and dozens of posts from detractors at WOV.

I don't even respond most of the time at VCT any longer either.

The day I see these guys let something go and not respond will be the day I realize that they've grown up a little.

Besides UNKewlJ, Another more than confirmed rat is DarkOz with his constant


AxelWolf is an admitted rat too

[BoSox]

I never had a burning desire to have my own kids and the resonabillities that surround those things.

I call bullshit on that, it's not human nature,
not the nature of any life on earth.

It's an excuse for men who can't close the deal.

And you know it...the burning desire exists unless you're retarded.

Ozzy, can you break this one down too, please?

[redietz]

Redietz is in his 60's and his wife has passed away

Who needs a wife to father children?

It's a matter of human nature, not social construct.

You obviously wouldn't understand. Go suck a dick.

Coach is getting a little sensitive in his old age. You want facts? Here are the facts.

MDawg doesn't want to allow pen-and-paper logging of his bets. Check out WoV for the ongoing issue.

What this means is (A) his bet sizing must be magic or (B) by starting with 8K at the table and no bet logging, he can introduce more chips at any point in time, either when the formal observer isn't present (bathroom break, phone call, confederate introduces more chips when player away from table, out-of-pocket introduction, introduction by the dealer if one-on-one, etc.).

This doesn't even get into having some "stranger" at the table making opposite mirror bets to MDawg, thereby allowing much larger bets to be made with very little risk. As AxelWolf would know, the old "darksider at the table" trick. I happen to like this angle, as it's similar to middles shooting in sports bets as a way of establishing comp ratings.


Now, you want speculation? MDawg, coach, "MarcusClark," and the whole crew were not anticipating that people hadn't fallen off turnip trucks. Coach is wrangling behind the scenes to do the thing anyway, because what the hell, you have a 70% or more chance of winning with a little martingaling. But MDawg is a little concerned because, well, there's a chance he loses, and that blows an awful of typing during his unbeaten streak.

If you'll notice, coach and MarcusClark have gotten a little testy since last night. With a logging of bets, MDawg's opportunities for a guaranteed win get dramatically reduced. It would be a terrible story if Dawg lost in his first monitored outing.

I don't know what's more comical -- that MDawg doesn't want his bets logged, or that coach is likely trying to convince MDawg that the show should go on with bet logging.

Oh yes, one other thing. It might be helpful if Dan Druff chimed in about the ways poker players used to augment their chips at tournament tables back before the bagging rules were employed. Not terribly difficult, to say the least. And occasionally, someone still tries to pull it off today. It helps to have formal accounting in poker tournaments.

And finally, somebody please tell me that MDawg has more than an 8K credit line. Please. I would think if I were showing off, I would show off more than an 8K credit line.

[MDawg]

It would seem that you've never played Baccarat. There is no way anyone could track the exact amount wagered and whether won or lost on every single hand, especially given how quickly I play. You're speaking from complete lack of experience. And wasting a lot of words in your long misguided post.

Even if recording the average bet were a part of the terms - it is not - the only accurate way to decide this wager is to track from the point of view of a pit boss, i.e. the same as any pit boss would track play. It's just obvious you, and most anyone else commenting on this including AxelAss, have little or no table game experience, and certainly not for high end Baccarat.

[jdaewoo]

It would seem that you've never played Baccarat. There is no way anyone could track the exact amount wagered and whether won or lost on every single hand, especially given how quickly I play.

In a thread of utter nonsense and stupidity, this might be the single most laughably moronic thing any cunt has said.

[MDawg]

I could comment directly, but, why? Some people need no help to demonstrate how little they know about all this.

[MDawg]

Stepping back a little from this, if it were MY money on this wager and I were ExpectedValue, I would opt for a pit boss like record of activity. Monitor the bets to make sure terms are being adhered to, keep track of free hands, tally of chips before and after, watching to make sure no outside chips introduced to the table.

Expecting the Wizard to record each and every hand result accurately is not realistic. He's standing behind me, the casino might not even let someone who is not betting sit down, and he's supposed to mark every single bet as to exact amount wagered and won or lost, also keeping track of commission that is accumulating in the tray, and maintain an accurate running tally, are you serious?
Which makes me think that ExpectedValue doesn't really even care about the end result - maybe he is more interested in getting a record of my action, accurate or not. But, that's not what this bet is about.

If you look at the Wager it sets some terms. There is nothing in what we agreed to stating that some detailed report must be made. I will allow the Wizard to record HOWEVER he chooses, each and every hand if he chooses, and then he will report the end result, win or loss, no more. This is a win or lose matter and that's all there is to it.

[AxelWolf]

and certainly not for high end Baccarat.

Looks like we have something in common. Of course, I dont pretend like you do. the offer was for you to PLAY LIKE YOU NORMALLY DO. It certainly seems like you dont want the avrage bet disclosed since it wouldn't line up with your FAIRY tales. It seems like you are still playing in your daddy shadows.

[AxelWolf]

I could comment directly, but, why? Some people need no help to demonstrate how little they know about all this.

I'm certain Mike can come up with a way to keep track. He could just write it down or use a voice recorder on his phone while it's in his top pocket or whatever.

[BoSox]

and certainly not for high end Baccarat.

Looks like we have something in common. Of course, I dont pretend like you do. the offer was for you to PLAY LIKE YOU NORMALLY DO. It certainly seems like you dont want the avrage bet disclosed since it wouldn't line up with your FAIRY tales. It seems like you are still playing in your daddy shadows.

Not to mention MDawg suddenly has become a speedy player who flies through hands and shoes. Was that ever mentioned in his threads as I do not follow much of it? I do gather that he is a comp hustler and wouldn't him playing very fast be counterproductive for time spent at the table? Of course MDawg I know, I know that you must be using all your skills based on some type of rhythm.

[AxelWolf]

Didn't MDawg post that one picture that he did not specifically say was from a recent trip----and then AFTER you got done cleaning up the mess you made blowing off inside of your pants---made a hysterical sounding post both here and there to be almost immediately followed by PM'ing Wizard yourself about it?

MDawg isn't the only one pestering Wizard.

Yes of course - the UNKewlOne is the confirmed rat here - he admitted it before and did it again.

Additionally, there's really no need to read more than one of the UNKewlJ's posts - they're all the same. Quintuple (at least) *yawn.

He has that impulse control disorder. In this respect he and DarkOz are the same - neither one of them could ever do what I've done for over a month now, completely ignore dozens and dozens of posts from detractors at WOV.

I don't even respond most of the time at VCT any longer either.

The day I see these guys let something go and not respond will be the day I realize that they've grown up a little.

Besides UNKewlJ, Another more than confirmed rat is DarkOz with his constant


AxelWolf is an admitted rat too

At least I'm man enough to admit it, unlike you who is the biggest tattletale on the forum. You frequently do it to anyone and everyone you possibly can and then try to hide that fact. Fyi I had nothing to do with CB and MC's latest suspensions, they were in red before I saw any of their posts. I told you long ago... if you want to play the suspension game with me.. bring it on, I'm in... and the same goes for B79 and CB. . I'm clearly winning that. The length of just one of your suspensions is probably more than the total amount of time I have been suspended for since I started on the forum.

[coach belly]

This is a win or lose matter and that's all there is to it.

I predicted that the challenger would back out, and he did.

The Wizard didn't agree to keeping a log like EV now demands,
and he ruled on the matter in agreement with MDawg.

EV deposited funds, so he might as well go through with it anyway,
if not he should be suspended for reneging, and the deposit money forfeited.

I wrote earlier that any posts supporting MDawg would not be tolerated,
that any aggressive or persistent disagreement with the detractors
would be shouted down or censored, and that's also what happened.

[jdaewoo]

I predicted that the challenger would back out, and he did.

That's a big lie. But you're a lying cunt so it's to be expected.