The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

[MisterV]

A guy's in a bar talking to a girl (in the 1970s or so, I presume).

"Here's a picture of my dick, and my stereo. Wanna cum back to my place?"

LOL

Yeah, I remember in college, my GF and I timing our coitus to the LP's.

Greetings, "coitus interruptus."

[AxelWolf]

Three of my favorite bands were The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and David Bowie. The Beatles and the Stones pre-dated me, although I still liked them and still do like them.

Bowie pre-dated me too, although he kept making new music. I didn't listen much to anything that came after Let's Dance though, and actually Let's Dance was a little poppy I liked Scary Monsters more.

I noticed that two '80s bands played at The Palms, Vegas this weekend, The Psychedelic Furs and Squeeze. The Furs are fairly well known due to their hit from Pretty in Pink, also their songs like Love My Way, All That Money Wants, and President Gas.

Squeeze is probably less known but they have some great songs including,



and


You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car

But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

"Tempted [by the fruit of another]" is another Squeeze song.

GTFO, either you have misrepresented your age, or you are originally from some shit country who was drastically catching up to the US.

No one growing up in the USA 50 or under would have any of those bands in their top 5. The only band I could see anyone under 50 gravitating to would be something like Pink Floyd.

[MaxPen]

Sounds like you are jealous from having to deal with broken down sugar daddies on their last leg.

Is that what it sounds like MaxPen?

My current BF is a full 10 years younger than me. He is actually a high school classmate of my brothers.

Nice try though.

Using the FraudJ translator I get, "My current sugar daddy is my mom's high school classmate".

[kewlJ]

What a fucktard you have turned out to be PigPen. A real low life troll.

I think we all saw that with your mickeycrimm shit, but now you have erased any doubt.

[kewlJ]

GTFO, either you have misrepresented your age,

Along with everything else he has ever posted.

[AxelWolf]

Sounds like you are jealous from having to deal with broken down sugar daddies on their last leg.

Is that what it sounds like MaxPen?

My current BF is a full 10 years younger than me. He is actually a high school classmate of my brothers.

Nice try though.

Only 10 years younger? That's nothing. Unless you're hooking up with 18-22 years Olds I'm not impressed.

[MDawg]

Only 10 years younger? That's nothing. Unless you're hooking up with 18-22 years Olds I'm not impressed.

What a flip flopper.

Now he's stealing my lines!

Axel, how da fuq you know this shit? Be cool and hook up with chicks 10 years younger.

Ten years? At your age twenty years younger should be the minimum if not pushing thirty.

As far as who likes what, and that it means you "must be" a certain age, Wolf don't know...'cause he don't hang out with the younguns. (Just talks about it.) A lot of girls I know who are just over thirty are fans of '80s music, know it inside out.

Granted there are also twenty year olds I know who know only gangsta rap, but with music, it takes all kinds.

I've known 18 year old girls who are swing geeks. Yeah, into music from the '30s and '40s, dancing Lindy's and all that crap.

Anyway as far as MDawg's age, ask Boz and UNKewlJ, they've been busy doxxing MDawg for two years now and claim to know exactly who he is.

[kewlJ]

Sounds like you are jealous from having to deal with broken down sugar daddies on their last leg.

Is that what it sounds like MaxPen?

My current BF is a full 10 years younger than me. He is actually a high school classmate of my brothers.

Nice try though.

Only 10 years younger? That's nothing. Unless you're hooking up with 18-22 years Olds I'm not impressed.

Good sweetheart, because I am not trying to impress you or anyone. What I look for in a sig other, is someone I like, enjoy being around and spending time with. I am not all that concerned about age, or anything else.

Think about what I have shared about myself and what I do and have done.

- homeless when I was 18, finishing high school while living in a homeless shelter.
- worked retail for 3 years in Philadelphia from 18-21.
- Card counting for God sakes.
- I have shared multiple long periods of losing
- I have shared multiple really crappy years, way below expectation.

I mean come on dude, I was never trying to impress anyone. If I was I would have come up with something.....I don't know....like.... born a millionaire, am a Lawyer, living in mansions, winning millions from casinos, Rolex watches, ect, ect.

[MDawg]

Good sweetheart,

- homeless when I was 18, finishing high school while living in a homeless shelter.
- worked retail for 3 years in Philadelphia from 18-21.
- Card counting for God sakes.
- I have shared multiple long periods of losing
- I have shared multiple really crappy years, way below expectation.

Translation:

- Kicked out of home and homeless before I was 18, never graduated high school
- Been on the streets since
- Male Prostitute for God's sake.
- I have lied about multiple long periods of my life
- I have fabricated multiple made up stories, way less believable than any you've heard before
- Just call me Brittle Bones, and I
- Came back from the dead too.

No one should take your advice regarding blackjack, because you haven’t proven to be an expert. Literally they should do the opposite of what you say. I’m not your sweetheart either

[AxelWolf]

What a flip flopper.

Now he's stealing my lines!

Axel, how da fuq you know this shit? Be cool and hook up with chicks 10 years younger.

Ten years? At your age twenty years younger should be the minimum if not pushing thirty.

As far as who likes what, and that it means you "must be" a certain age, Wolf don't know...'cause he don't hang out with the younguns. (Just talks about it.) A lot of girls I know who are just over thirty are fans of '80s music, know it inside out.

Granted there are also twenty year olds I know who know only gangsta rap, but with music, it takes all kinds.

I've known 18 year old girls who are swing geeks. Yeah, into music from the '30s and '40s, dancing Lindy's and all that crap.

Anyway as far as MDawg's age, ask Boz and UNKewlJ, they've been busy doxxing MDawg for two years now and claim to know exactly who he is.

I haven't any clue what you are yammering about. You can go back and look at my posts I have always advocated dating younger chick's. I dated a 19 year old chick when I was 36.

If for some reason I became single I wouldn't date someone over 29. And I guarantee you I would find a hot chick that was.

[Gottlob1]

Here's a taste...

I don't think that I've seen a video with length, 1:37 ---> 137, the number of perfection, which was its subject. Or, 1:38 ---> 138 = (1 + 137) ---> 1/137. And, the record's words, "I'm In Love With My Car", by Queen, as KJ. Ha. Neat video, by the way. Another lawyer, too, but he can't afford new clothes, etc, now.

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[Treeshade]

Sounds like you are jealous from having to deal with broken down sugar daddies on their last leg.

Is that what it sounds like MaxPen?

My current BF is a full 10 years younger than me. He is actually a high school classmate of my brothers.

Nice try though.

So this boy was 10 years old when he came over to play with your brother in elementary school. You would have been 20 years old probably babysitting them you sick fuck. So you groomed this boy now taking advantage of him the same way neighbor guy did you. Tell us again how normal you are

[kewlJ]

So this boy was 10 years old when he came over to play with your brother in elementary school. You would have been 20 years old probably babysitting them you sick fuck. So you groomed this boy now taking advantage of him the same way neighbor guy did you. Tell us again how normal you are

When my brother was 10 and I was 20, I didn't live with him. I lived in Philadelphia. Also my brother wasn't in high school when he was 10. This was a high school friend that I met when he was in his mid 20's when he came to Las Vegas to visit my brother.

Why are you so filled with hate and fucked up thoughts? Just give it up and act normal.

[Treeshade]

So this boy was 10 years old when he came over to play with your brother in elementary school. You would have been 20 years old probably babysitting them you sick fuck. So you groomed this boy now taking advantage of him the same way neighbor guy did you. Tell us again how normal you are

When my brother was 10 and I was 20, I didn't live with him. I lived in Philadelphia. Also my brother wasn't in high school when he was 10. This was a high school friend that I met when he was in his mid 20's when he came to Las Vegas to visit my brother.

Why are you so filled with hate and fucked up thoughts? Just give it up and act normal.

The groomed continues to groom. Your semi confession is obvious. Manipulate the timeline all you want groomer

[kewlJ]

Seedvalue: You are a complete psychopath. I have tried to be respectful to you through years now of you making up complete bullshit. Making up things that are criminal about me. Things that in the real world you could be held liable for, but here at Dan Druff's world of anything goes is acceptable. Well I am tired of it and tired of you. I will ignore you and you sick shit just as I would any psychopath in real life. Have a good day.

[MisterV]

I will ignore you and you sick shit just as I would any psychopath in real life.

I'd be hard pressed to ignore a true "psychopath" who continuously makes up lies about me and spreads them around my home town...in "Real Life."

What may be kosher here in the Land of the Lotus Eaters wouldn't fly "in the real world."

Rather than confrontation with its risk getting shot, stabbed or set on fire by a "psychopath" from my home town who continuously harasses me, I'd file a report of stalking and harassment with the police and secure a civil anti-harassment restraining order.

But here in Dan Druff's Funhouse pretty much anything fucking goes...just don't hate on the Jews.

[MaxPen]

Seedvalue: You are a complete psychopath. I have tried to be respectful to you through years now of you making up complete bullshit. Making up things that are criminal about me. Things that in the real world you could be held liable for, but here at Dan Druff's world of anything goes is acceptable. Well I am tired of it and tired of you. I will ignore you and you sick shit just as I would any psychopath in real life. Have a good day.

I wonder what that makes you. How many times have you accused others of being pedos? Coachbelly comes to mind off the top of my head.

I'm just going to roll with the conclusion that you project onto others what you really are. Sick man just plain sick......RIP

[coach belly]

I wonder what that makes you. How many times have you accused others of being pedos?

It's OK because he did it to protect himself...because some people don't believe his adventures.

A complete psychopath lunatic, making up shit, some illegal and repeating shit you know others have made up.

[kewlJ]

I wonder what that makes you. How many times have you accused others of being pedos? Coachbelly comes to mind off the top of my head.

You are correct. I did repeat what someone else had said about coach belly being a pedo.

And you know what the result of that was? Dan Druff stepped in and said I wasn't allowed to say that because it was accusing someone of illegal activity. And I acknowledged that.

So why then are others allowed to do the same thing to me, accusing of illegal activity? Anything goes, because you have decided you don't like me and have bonded with a number of decade old trolls and AP haters?

[coach belly]

Dan Druff stepped in and said I wasn't allowed to say that because it was accusing someone of illegal activity. And I acknowledged that.

But that didn't stop your from repeating it after Druff's intervention.

What goes around, comes around.