The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

[coach belly]

I haven't been looting them so far but if you insist I may as well do it. Yes, I think I will.

So I got you to admit to being a leech...you're tickey crimm.

Like I said, no wonder you're so insecure.

[coach belly]

Day Laborers, that work thru the private labor companies pay all that. And day labor isn't the only thing I've done. I was a regular working stiff for 20 years.

LOL, yeah right.

Spin us another yarn, tickey crimm.

[Deech]

And....here comes Belly whose so hurt by being wrong again that he has to cast aspersions. I think Rob explained to everyone that SS is not public assistance, it's a benefit.

What was I wrong about?

SS may be considered a benefit for those who contributed, but it's welfare for those who didn't.

Day laborers don't pay into SS or Medicare or Medicaid, which of these public assistance programs are you looting?

Social Security can only be received by an individual (or family member) who contributed to the system. A spouse or divorced individual (who has not remarried) can collect on the individual who contributed to the system.

There are federal employees who receive pensions and are not eligible for Social Security as they have not contributed. They are eligible for spousal benefits if the spouse contributed to the system.

If there are no family members contributing to the system then there are no benefits to anyone in the family.

[coach belly]

Social Security can only be received by an individual (or family member) who contributed to the system.

Like I said...he's looting.

[MDawg]

And he has an inaccurate mind. He never made seventy bucks an hour if you figure all the time spent researching driving and mindlessly pushing buttons. Minimum wage alllll the way.

You know what else, he doesn't even have a picture of any ribs to show for all the time he spent doing it.

[Rob.Singer]

Since my wife and I now receive SS I'll explain it better. I also worked for the Federal Gov't. for 10 years so I'm familiar with that system too.

There's regular SS that is paid out to those who've worked in the private sector. There's also something called SSSI (SS supplemental income) which I believe goes to lower end SS recipients to help them out. These are the welfare-type slugs. People who don't put into the system are not eligible for any type of SS.

For federal employees (and I believe city, state and county workers although I'm not 100% sure for these groups) they do not deduct the SS tax from your pay check. You are required to put into the Gov't. retirement system, so that when you retire your pension comes from that. In other words, I get a pension and SS because I worked at a private Aerospace firm, but I also get a Gov't. pension because I put in ten years there too. It's really the same type of thing for both.

Finally, I want to thank all you working stiffs for paying for our income with your SS deductions that you'll never see as an income benefit for yourselves. In fact, it'd be nice if you went out and got 2nd jobs so you can contribute even more to the cause.

Thank you all so much.

[blackhole]

Everybody knows including MDawg that playing negative games will and has to catch up with any gambler. In fact, positive expected games will catch up to 99% of the people that try to beat them also. There’s almost 8 billion people in the world. I’m not sure how many of them are of gambling age or have casinos close by, but you have to agree an awful lot of them can and do engage. How many of them do you think were successful gamblers at the end?

Now if you decide to read these assorted gambling forums, you’ll find endless amounts of gamblers with claims of great success of beating the gambling system. Not just nickel and dime assholes like Mickey, Kewlj, and others, but endless people claiming to be living a great life off the casinos dime. Homes, (usually more than one) fancy cars and trucks for the whole family, feeding and raising a healthy family with good foods and health insurance for all, assorted trips to Disney Land and the like, great educations for all, (college, etc.) along with the endless expenses associated with any kind of a family life. Let alone making sure to include a safe and secure nest egg for you and your spouse and hopefully something for your children when the door slams shut.

Now, when a person with a real source of income (not gambling) comes around and starts to flash his success all over the place, reading the endless envious, jealous losers posts pile on is pure entertainment. You could picture the horns growing out of their heads and watching them go to the tool shed and pulling out their pitch-forks.

Instead of wishing MDawg future luck with his gambling and his career to be able to afford such entertainment at such a fun level, all they want to do is condemn him and hope in the future to get a picture of him living in a cardboard box. Why??? Simply because he financially can and don’t give a shit about the math. People with real money are not idiots, and have the ability to draw lines when necessary. That’s one of the reasons why they have it. They don’t count on lottery tickets, or the hopeful outcomes of pre-programmed machines after pressing a button millions of times over endless years.

Just maybe he did have some recent great gambling luck, and he himself said if it gets too expensive, he would quit. Just maybe he’s a real successful guy with a ton of cash and loves to show off. I’m sure many people have benefited from his flashy generosity.

People with real money are not invited to join these sites. Only dreamers and fools dumb enough to get hustled by professional hustlers are welcomed. When the x-owner of one of the biggest gambling sites (that would be Sad-Shack) admits in his own words “I’m being forced to hold out a tin-cup for donations” that should be all you need to know about these places.

[mickeycrimm]

Day Laborers, that work thru the private labor companies pay all that. And day labor isn't the only thing I've done. I was a regular working stiff for 20 years.

LOL, yeah right.

Spin us another yarn, tickey crimm.

If you work for Labor Force or Labor Ready or any of those outfits they withhold taxes just like any other employer. But what is funny here is coach don't think the hardest working people in the labor force deserves any benefits. Day laborers do all the work no one else wants to do, stacking boxes, digging ditches, carrying furniture. All the hard grunt work. But that dont' make any difference to yellow belly.

[mickeycrimm]

Social Security can only be received by an individual (or family member) who contributed to the system.

Like I said...he's looting.

And coach is snooting. LOLOLOL! Squeal like a pig, yellow pork belly. And get your punk ass back to work to pay for my SS. No breaks either, bitch.

[mickeycrimm]

And he has an inaccurate mind. He never made seventy bucks an hour if you figure all the time spent researching driving and mindlessly pushing buttons. Minimum wage alllll the way.

You know what else, he doesn't even have a picture of any ribs to show for all the time he spent doing it.

I would be out from the time the casinos open, 8 AM until 3 or 4 in the afternoon. At one point my average earn was about $550 a day. Half the time I'm scouting for plays and half the time I'm in the seat spinning the play off. That's about $140 an hour seat time but about $70 an hour overall if you look at the whole time investment.

But enough about me. How is your fiction writing going?

[mickeycrimm]

Social Security can only be received by an individual (or family member) who contributed to the system.

Like I said...he's looting.

Coach, Rob said you need to get a 2nd job to pay for his SS. Well, get to it, bitch.

[coach belly]

Half the time I'm scouting for plays and half the time I'm in the seat spinning the play off.

Half the time the tick was waiting for grandma to get up for a bathroom break, half the time he was peeing in her seat.

After 25 year winning streak, he ended up a ward of the state.

His legacy...the proudest leech of all time.

[MDawg]

Now, when a person with a real source of income (not gambling) comes around and starts to flash his success all over the place, reading the endless envious, jealous losers posts pile on is pure entertainment. You could picture the horns growing out of their heads and watching them go to the tool shed and pulling out their pitch-forks.

Winners like MDawg don’t count on lottery tickets, or the hopeful outcomes of pre-programmed machines after pressing a button millions of times over endless years.

Prezackly! and this is why jealous people like MickeyCrimm who spent their lives for minimum wage pushing buttons like a masturbating idiot keep desperately tossing out words like "fiction" when it comes to MDawg's Adventures. They know the truth when it slaps them in the face but weakly put out a few remonstrations due to nothing more than pure, unadulterated JEALOUSY.

Or as I put it before,

When some of you keep talking about "unlikely" - what is that all about? Are you all a bunch of losers who assume that no one else but losers would hang with you, because that's the impression I am getting. What is so low life about you all that you think that only liars and low lives would hang with you? Am I in the wrong place? I did say I was going to bail on this forum but somehow got sucked back in with so much extra time on my hands these past few days.

Why can't you just accept pictures of ribs and shaving gear and twenty five thousand dollar chips and stop questioning yourselves.

[BoSox]

Now, when a person with a real source of income (not gambling) comes around and starts to flash his success all over the place, reading the endless envious, jealous losers posts pile on is pure entertainment. You could picture the horns growing out of their heads and watching them go to the tool shed and pulling out their pitch-forks.

Winners like MDawg don’t count on lottery tickets, or the hopeful outcomes of pre-programmed machines after pressing a button millions of times over endless years.

Prezackly! and this is why jealous people like MickeyCrimm who spent their lives for minimum wage pushing buttons like a masturbating idiot keep desperately tossing out words like "fiction" when it comes to MDawg's Adventures. They know the truth when it slaps them in the face but weakly put out a few remonstrations due to nothing more than pure, unadulterated JEALOUSY.

Or as I put it before,

When some of you keep talking about "unlikely" - what is that all about? Are you all a bunch of losers who assume that no one else but losers would hang with you, because that's the impression I am getting. What is so low life about you all that you think that only liars and low lives would hang with you? Am I in the wrong place? I did say I was going to bail on this forum but somehow got sucked back in with so much extra time on my hands these past few days.

Why can't you just accept pictures of ribs and shaving gear and twenty five thousand dollar chips and stop questioning yourselves.

MDawg, are you about to give those two red chips for a tip (big shot) on something like $14K color up in that above picture?

[MDawg]

Good question.

No that wasn't at the moment of color up, as I recall. But it was somewhere close to the color up moment - close to the moment when I paid off the marker and wound up about 11 grand ahead, for that particular session (and yes, I did include the ten bucks in the check that particular session, even when the cashier asked me if I just wanted to cash the ten I said no, include it in the check, "for luck.").
This is after the marker was paid (marker is there, folded):

And this was the table win via check, for that particular session:


The fives are typically for the cocktail waitress. Every time I cash out a win I take one of the C notes and convert it to all fives, which I use for tips at the table for the cocktail waitress when I don't have any red in front of me. I don't drink - it's green tea and still or sparkling waters all the way.

As far as the dealers, I do not just hand them chips, including at the end of the session. I place bets for them alongside mine, starting with red, then green then if I'm really rolling, blacks. I have bet as much as purples alongside my bets for dealers in the past. As I recall there was one run years ago where I was betting and winning $15,000. a hand just hand after hand it was a crazily long run, and at some point I believe I placed a yellow alongside my bet for the dealer and we both won that hand along with many others.

Typically when I am starting to roll I hand the dealer a black chip and say, fifty fifty, and get half green (two $25.s) and fifty in red to start putting progressive bets starting with just $5. alongside my bets for them. Most of them understand this, but on the last trip this one dealer, he's fine, but I think he's an alcoholic he always has that red face and seems a little hungover or out of it, when I tossed him the black chip and said fifty-fifty he just said, Oh, thank you very much and dropped two greens into his toke box! I didn't say anything, but I repeated that story for a couple days to the other dealers and they just laughed. They knew what a space cadet that dealer I was referring to is.

So for a while after that incident I altered my request to specify "fifty red fifty green" whenever I tossed over the black chip.

[mickeycrimm]

Half the time I'm scouting for plays and half the time I'm in the seat spinning the play off.

Half the time the tick was waiting for grandma to get up for a bathroom break, half the time he was peeing in her seat.

After 25 year winning streak, he ended up a ward of the state.

His legacy...the proudest leech of all time.

And you are the proudest bitch of all time. Happy to be MDawgs bitch. Does he do it to you doggie style or do you just suck his dick?

[mickeycrimm]

Good question.

No that wasn't at the moment of color up, as I recall. But it was somewhere close to the color up moment - close to the moment when I paid off the marker and wound up about 11 grand ahead, for that particular session (and yes, I did include the ten bucks in the check that particular session, even when the cashier asked me if I just wanted to cash the ten I said no, include it in the check, "for luck.").
This is after the marker was paid (marker is there, folded):

And this was the table win via check, for that particular session:


The fives are typically for the cocktail waitress. Every time I cash out a win I take one of the C notes and convert it to all fives, which I use for tips at the table for the cocktail waitress when I don't have any red in front of me. I don't drink - it's green tea and still or sparkling waters all the way.

As far as the dealers, I do not just hand them chips, including at the end of the session. I place bets for them alongside mine, starting with red, then green then if I'm really rolling, blacks. I have bet as much as purples alongside my bets for dealers in the past. As I recall there was one run years ago where I was betting and winning $15,000. a hand just hand after hand it was a crazily long run, and at some point I believe I placed a yellow alongside my bet for the dealer and we both won that hand along with many others.

Typically when I am starting to roll I hand the dealer a black chip and say, fifty fifty, and get half green (two $25.s) and fifty in red to start putting progressive bets starting with just $5. alongside my bets for them. Most of them understand this, but on the last trip this one dealer, he's fine, but I think he's an alcoholic he always has that red face and seems a little hungover or out of it, when I tossed him the black chip and said fifty-fifty he just said, Oh, thank you very much and dropped two greens into his toke box! I didn't say anything, but I repeated that story for a couple days to the other dealers and they just laughed. They knew what a space cadet that dealer I was referring to is.

So for a while after that incident I altered my request to specify "fifty red fifty green" whenever I tossed over the black chip.

So you are tipping away much of your return. That makes the game you are playing much higher than a 1% house edge. You are probably somewhere in the 2% to 3% range. That's a big deficit. But MDawg never loses. 40 sessions in a row now. WOW!!!!

Time to quit the old job and play bac full time. That's what any reasonable person would do. But of course, MDawg has reasons why he doesn't go after the multi-million dollar fortune playing bac. Winning like he does he could put together a 100 million dollar fortune in a year. So why don't you do that, MDawg? It's all there waiting for you. And belly can follow in your footsteps. Go get it, Belly.

[coach belly]

Does he do it to you doggie style or do you just suck his dick?

Uh oh, somebody better alert your roommate, old tickey's blood's leaving his brain and pumping south again...roomie best go hide until tickey takes his benzos.

Be careful...your cardiologist warned you against fantasizing about that Tanny-style stuff.

[Keystone]

Half the time I'm scouting for plays and half the time I'm in the seat spinning the play off.

Half the time the tick was waiting for grandma to get up for a bathroom break, half the time he was peeing in her seat.

After 25 year winning streak, he ended up a ward of the state.

His legacy...the proudest leech of all time.

And you are the proudest bitch of all time. Happy to be MDawgs bitch. Does he do it to you doggie style or do you just suck his dick?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[wasilla]

And....here comes Belly whose so hurt by being wrong again that he has to cast aspersions. I think Rob explained to everyone that SS is not public assistance, it's a benefit.

What was I wrong about?

SS may be considered a benefit for those who contributed, but it's welfare for those who didn't.

Day laborers don't pay into SS or Medicare or Medicaid, which of these public assistance programs are you looting?

Day Laborers, that work thru the private labor companies pay all that. And day labor isn't the only thing I've done. I was a regular working stiff for 20 years. SS is not public assistance. Is Rob is on public assistance. You know you are to chickenshit to insult Rob.

I was wondering how you got enough years into SS to qualify for SS benefits. Do you mind sharing what you did for those 20 years? I didn't know about the "working stiff" part of your story.