Alan Mendelson Going For The Jugular

[coach belly]

When you have multiple people that saw or witnessed the same thing, that is known as corroborating witnesses

The witnesses are not testifying to an event that they each witnessed, they are testifying to having read what someone else wrote.

That's hearsay.

[Rob.Singer]

Kew if you can't find that Country Coach had a business 7 or 8 years ago then you are the absolute dumbest idiot that claims to have a brain. I do believe there is a "Country Coach" sub-model out there, but it may or may not have something to do with the dealership where we bought it.

I have to assume your willingness to portray yourself as a moron is your way of battling frustration, whereas max is an erupting pimple.

[Rob.Singer]

When you have multiple people that saw or witnessed the same thing, that is known as corroborating witnesses

The witnesses are not testifying to an event that they each witnessed, they are testifying to having read what someone else wrote.

That's hearsay.

Uh-oh.....he's not gonna LIKE that.

[kewlJ]

. We're not like you kew--under the control of a foolish democrat governor. We can do whatever we choose.

You say stupid shit like this as if this offends me. I didn't vote for the democratic Governor. Never cared for the man actually. After the Novemeber 1 shooting he was on the news every single day, every news conference like he was someone. He was a county commissioner...big deal. No one cared what a county commissioner had to say. We wanted to hear from the Sherrif and FBI what they were doing or learning. This dude used that shooting to get his mug on TV for a couple weeks.

And as far as Arizona, while I am not all that political, I am a republican, not a trump supporter, but a republican. And as I republican I am concerned about Arizona. They just elected a democratic Senator and are likely to elect a second democratic senator this year as the astronaut guy is running way ahead of the goofy woman that was given (not elected) to the job when Kyl retired. It also looks like Arizona may very well flip blue this presidential election for the first time in a long time. So I would be concerned about how long you will have a republican governor with the way the state is trending.

As a republican I am concerned about not only Arizona, but Georgia and even Texas. These states are trending blue. Maybe not this year, but at some point these states are going to turn blue. And when they do (especially Texas), that will be the end of competitive presidential elections for a while. At your age, may not effect you, but I am concerned.

[Rob.Singer]

. We're not like you kew--under the control of a foolish democrat governor. We can do whatever we choose.

You say stupid shit like this as if this offends me. I didn't vote for the democratic Governor. Never cared for the man actually. After the Novemeber 1 shooting he was on the news every single day, every news conference like he was someone. He was a county commissioner...big deal. No one cared what a county commissioner had to say. We wanted to hear from the Sherrif and FBI what they were doing or learning. This dude used that shooting to get his mug on TV for a couple weeks.

And as far as Arizona, while I am not all that political, I am a republican, not a trump supporter, but a republican. And as I republican I am concerned about Arizona. They just elected a democratic Senator and are likely to elect a second democratic senator this year as the astronaut guy is running way ahead of the goofy woman that was given (not elected) to the job when Kyl retired. It also looks like Arizona may very well flip blue this presidential election for the first time in a long time. So I would be concerned about how long you will have a republican governor with the way the state is trending.

As a republican I am concerned about not only Arizona, but Georgia and even Texas. These states are trending blue. Maybe not this year, but at some point these states are going to turn blue. And when they do (especially Texas), that will be the end of competitive presidential elections for a while. At your age, may not effect you, but I am concerned.

Let me see if I read this right: You're CONCERNED about Az.?.Why? You actually think someone with the medical issues you have is gonna live long enuf to see any difference evolve?

I'm going to be looking for a buyer of our big Class A late in the year. I prefer the truck and camper route, which we already have. It has a high maintenance cost, storage requires an electrical hookup, inside is best to protect the shades and awnings, insurance is kinda high, and the yearly registration in Nevada would be around $16,000.

YOU would be the perfect buyer. A renter headed nowhere but needs a serious upgrade in life. In fact, maybe you and Andrew could combine on it. He hasn't has ANY luck with women over the years, so maybe you're just the ticket!

[kewlJ]

YOU would be the perfect buyer. A renter headed nowhere....

See you can say stupid shit like this if it makes you feel better but people have clearly looked me up via Real Estate records and know the truth. Besides Mr. Looney tunes who posts at the funny farm, who did exactly that to find where I live, I am pretty sure some of my AP friends and comrades have done so, just out of curiosity and because they could. So you can continue to say stupid shit that you and everyone knows isn't true, but it just makes you look foolish, or should I say foolish-er!

[BoSox]

YOU would be the perfect buyer. A renter headed nowhere....

See you can say stupid shit like this if it makes you feel better but people have clearly looked me up via Real Estate records and know the truth. Besides Mr. Looney tunes who posts at the funny farm, who did exactly that to find where I live, I am pretty sure some of my AP friends and comrades have done so, just out of curiosity and because they could. So you can continue to say stupid shit that you and everyone knows isn't true, but it just makes you look foolish, or should I say foolish-er!

Oh but I see that it is okay for you to say stupid shit to Singer such as:

"At your age, may not effect you, but I am concerned."

Suddenly you are a fortune-teller. Life throws plenty of curveballs don't be so sure.

[kewlJ]

YOU would be the perfect buyer. A renter headed nowhere....

See you can say stupid shit like this if it makes you feel better but people have clearly looked me up via Real Estate records and know the truth. Besides Mr. Looney tunes who posts at the funny farm, who did exactly that to find where I live, I am pretty sure some of my AP friends and comrades have done so, just out of curiosity and because they could. So you can continue to say stupid shit that you and everyone knows isn't true, but it just makes you look foolish, or should I say foolish-er!

Oh but I see that it is okay for you to say stupid shit to Singer such as:

[B]At your age, may not effect you, but I am concerned. [B]

Suddenly you are a fortune-teller. Life throws plenty of curveballs don't be so sure.

Yeah, a little bit of a dig. So sue me. I mean don't we all do that....all... Bosox?

I mean I am not saying Singer is broke, or homeless or something I know is not true.

[kewlJ]

See you can say stupid shit like this if it makes you feel better but people have clearly looked me up via Real Estate records and know the truth. Besides Mr. Looney tunes who posts at the funny farm, who did exactly that to find where I live, I am pretty sure some of my AP friends and comrades have done so, just out of curiosity and because they could. So you can continue to say stupid shit that you and everyone knows isn't true, but it just makes you look foolish, or should I say foolish-er!

Oh but I see that it is okay for you to say stupid shit to Singer such as:

[B]At your age, may not effect you, but I am concerned. [B]

Suddenly you are a fortune-teller. Life throws plenty of curveballs don't be so sure.

Yeah, a little bit of a dig. So sue me. I mean don't we all do that....all... Bosox?

I mean I am not saying Singer is broke, or homeless or something I know is not true.

I mean if you want to criticize me, you can criticize me for saying your buddy Moses was homeless. I was wrong about that. He is able to rent a room or efficiency or that type of place. He even slipped up and said something about "his room" during this stay at home shutdown. I was a little off because he hangs out in a casino all day with a group of homeless dudes. All local type casinos have such a group.

So I was just wrong that Mo-Mo isn't homeless, he actually can afford to rent a room. Now we can argue whether he can afford that because of his red chip blackjack play or has an uncle (Sammy) that is taking care of him. Well, YOU can argue....I know for a fact. Anyway I hope Mo-Mo is safe during this. Rob too. Even you BoSox. BTW, why do I have to do all this forum detective stuff? Isn't that your job?

[BoSox]

Oh but I see that it is okay for you to say stupid shit to Singer such as:

[B]At your age, may not effect you, but I am concerned. [B]

Suddenly you are a fortune-teller. Life throws plenty of curveballs don't be so sure.

Yeah, a little bit of a dig. So sue me. I mean don't we all do that....all... Bosox?

I mean I am not saying Singer is broke, or homeless or something I know is not true.

I mean if you want to criticize me, you can criticize me for saying your buddy Moses was homeless. I was wrong about that. He is able to rent a room or efficiency or that type of place. He even slipped up and said something about "his room" during this stay at home shutdown. I was a little off because he hangs out in a casino all day with a group of homeless dudes. All local type casinos have such a group.

So I was just wrong that Mo-Mo isn't homeless, he actually can afford to rent a room. Now we can argue whether he can afford that because of his red chip blackjack play or has an uncle (Sammy) that is taking care of him. Well, YOU can argue....I know for a fact. Anyway I hope Mo-Mo is safe during this. Rob too. Even you BoSox. BTW, why do I have to do all this forum detective stuff? Isn't that your job?

KewlJ, you have written this same type post numerous times about Moses and frankly I wish he would just ignore you. Instead he takes the bait "which you greatly enjoy" and runs with it. Compounding all of this he gets angry trying to defend himself against your sick humor. The angrier he gets the more you get worked up and masterbate.

[kewlJ]

. The angrier he gets the more you get worked up and masterbate.

Is that right? Interesting.

[AxelWolf]

What's the biggest video poker story of all time? In my opinion it is Bob Dancer's Million Dollar Video Poker. This book chronicles the six month period in the late nineties that Bob and wife hit over 1 million dollars in video poker jackpots. It was a pretty good read. I would recommend it.

But here's a little secret. Bob lost money on the book. He payed 20K just to have the book edited. Now, some people will jump on that and call it a mistake. Sure, it was. But if the story were that big it wouldn't have been much of a mistake. Dancer was writing to a small niche market. And he was never offered any money for film rights.

Big stories in the video poker world are not as big as you think.

Book good for him, bad for us.

The book may have lost money in and of itself, but I'm sure that led to making money with his software, classes, and other various things.

Bob has always said he filed taxes as a professional gambler. In order to do that then the majority of his income had to have been from gambling, not from selling products. I personally don't think there is that much money in it. Frank Kneeland told me he didn't make any money on his book either.

I was curious about book sales so asked questions of both Dancer and Kneeland who were both pushing me to write a book to be published by the publisher for Las Vegas Adviser (can't remember the name). But after collecting some information, as Coach would put it, I said to hell with that. I'm not wasting all that time and energy for nothing. I've given a lot of the information away in the forums.

I have no doubt he's made significantly more from Advantage play than he has the other stuff. I would be very surprised if he wasn't making a decent amount from all the other stuff by now, especially with the classes. And I have no clue and I'm just talking out my ass. If he's doing all this other stuff for pennies, God bless him.

[AxelWolf]

Maybe its time to show some proof for a change. That's what everyone is clamoring for.

Rob claimed to make 2.8 million on the double up bug. He should put up the proof.

I claimed never having a losing year in 24 years of gambling. I should put up the proof.

Redietz claims to having been a professional sports handicapper for 40 years. Where is his proof.

Kj says he makes an average of 80K per year playing blackjack. Show us the proof.

JBJB claims to beat blackjack by hole carding. Where's the proof?

SO LET'S ALL GET BUSY AND PUT UP THE PROOF. We'll show Singer, by golly. It's easy to put up proof, right guys. You all have it, right, the proof? KJ? Redietz? You guys got proof, right? Let's put the proof up just to show Singer how it's done. Who wants to go first?

You have to admit all but one of those stories are highly believable.
Especially when background checks of our resident public multi-millionaire show no assets of any significance besides a few beat vehicles registered in his name. Along with other derogatory info that doesn't compute with the narrative.

I get to put together another package? Great!! Where am I sending it? Mickey, what's your address?

Um, mickey, you helped me post my "Tipsters or Gypsters?" records in the Retro Road Trip thread. You want to repost them for me? I appreciated your reorienting them for me. I am bad with this online posting stuff. And those futures tickets...oh yeah, they were my late cousin's, E.R. Dietz. Well, we could post them anyway. And Alan has a package somewhere with some cool stuff in it.

The thing about sports handicapping. Your record is pretty much public. Everybody knows when you've had a bang-up season or sucked to hell.

By the way, E.R. Dietz will be coming back from the dead soon, sort of a tribute to MDawg. Probably at WoV. I'll give you a heads up. He needs to learn to post photos. It'll be a humor thread.

FYI, back when mickey was helping me prove my personal history, E.R. Dietz (my late cousin) posted some very impressive futures tickets. Somebody should probably look those up. The thing about E.R. -- he always made a killing in sports, but then he'd find ways to blow it. Since he's coming back from the dead, he'll be explaining this stuff at WoV. He's kind of the Super Dave of sports betting.

Can you send me your package? And I'm talking about the package with all your sports betting information?

[mickeycrimm]

kewlj: Mr. MaxPen saw the welfare fraud reports too.

Judge: how do you know that?

kewlj: He told me so.

See how this works both ways?

Here is the problem for you coach belly. When you have multiple people that saw or witnessed the same thing, that is known as corroborating witnesses and carries much more weight than 1 person saying that never happened (or having all kinds of excuses for the things he couldn't get removed).

And in this case it isn't just MaxPen and I, there were others. I can't remember who right now and am not going to go back and look but there were at least 1 or 2 others that mentioned they saw these reports in the last couple years. And there were at least 1 or 2 from years ago before my time, that investigated and saw these reports. Was it Arci or armede$ or someone like that? And really anyone can take a look that wants to. YOU just don't want to and that says a lot right there. You don't want to see what you will find. You would rather just play your little coach belly games.

So you are talking 4,5,6 people that saw these reports, probably more people than that, but 4, 5, 6 that have publicly admitted they saw these report. That is a lot of corroborating witnesses. I wouldn't want you for an attorney or I'd be sitting in jail, because of substantial evidence and witnesses while you play your little games.

Enemies of Singer that report they seen something is not credible evidence. And I don't recall several people saying they saw anything about food stamps. The first I heard of it was from YOU.

[AxelWolf]

Well fuck you then kewlJ, you have Dan Druff's dick so far down your throat that you can no longer even think straight!

This shows that you have no clue what you are talking about Monet. Dan has a fairly small dick and there is no way it would even reach down my throat.

uncut?

[kewlJ]

KewlJ, you have written this same type post numerous times about Moses and frankly I wish he would just ignore you. Instead he takes the bait "which you greatly enjoy" and runs with it. Compounding all of this he gets angry trying to defend himself against your sick humor. The angrier he gets the more you get worked up and masterbate.

BoSox, you want to paint me to be the bad guy, picking on Mo-Mo at the Funny Farm. Yes, I do pick on Mo-Mo, but only in response to his attacks and trying to discredit me for years on many forums, some you may not even be aware of.

I just admitted I was wrong about the homeless thing. He has some sort of income and is able to keep a roof over his head. But here's the thing. This time last year you too were making references about Moses being homeless. And when Moses joined this forum as a sockpuppet posing as his GF, what was it UCFX or something like that, you and UCFX went at it pretty good. You had some pretty nasty things to say to UCFX as well as some nasty comments about another rolling around inside Moses head, Tater. AND Moses, posting as this girlfriend had some pretty unkind things to say about you. I can post these if you have forgotten because I do know how to quote. I have no need to do that to you. But maybe you should go back and read.

The bigger point BoSox, is how YOU have changed. Your switch, which has been noticed on several forums. It still isn't clear to anyone what your issue is. You claim you don't like that I have shared my experiences including annual results. I don't know what to tell you, I have done that for a decade and said I was going to do just that, share my journey as best I could to show just what kind of money and living a mid-level grinder blackjack AP could make. It makes no sense that this offends you. I am pretty sure it is something else. But whatever it is get over it BoSox. I don't need you supporting me or being my friend if you don't want to but, somehow try to make your way back to the level-headed reasonable guy you used to be, before whatever bug crawled up your ass crawled up there. Find your way home BoSox.

[mickeycrimm]

. We're not like you kew--under the control of a foolish democrat governor. We can do whatever we choose.

You say stupid shit like this as if this offends me. I didn't vote for the democratic Governor. Never cared for the man actually. After the Novemeber 1 shooting he was on the news every single day, every news conference like he was someone. He was a county commissioner...big deal. No one cared what a county commissioner had to say. We wanted to hear from the Sherrif and FBI what they were doing or learning. This dude used that shooting to get his mug on TV for a couple weeks.

And as far as Arizona, while I am not all that political, I am a republican, not a trump supporter, but a republican. And as I republican I am concerned about Arizona. They just elected a democratic Senator and are likely to elect a second democratic senator this year as the astronaut guy is running way ahead of the goofy woman that was given (not elected) to the job when Kyl retired. It also looks like Arizona may very well flip blue this presidential election for the first time in a long time. So I would be concerned about how long you will have a republican governor with the way the state is trending.

As a republican I am concerned about not only Arizona, but Georgia and even Texas. These states are trending blue. Maybe not this year, but at some point these states are going to turn blue. And when they do (especially Texas), that will be the end of competitive presidential elections for a while. At your age, may not effect you, but I am concerned.

The "goofy woman" you refer to was a fighter pilot. And if you are a republican then I am Santa Claus. GTFO!!

[mickeycrimm]

Book good for him, bad for us.

The book may have lost money in and of itself, but I'm sure that led to making money with his software, classes, and other various things.

Bob has always said he filed taxes as a professional gambler. In order to do that then the majority of his income had to have been from gambling, not from selling products. I personally don't think there is that much money in it. Frank Kneeland told me he didn't make any money on his book either.

I was curious about book sales so asked questions of both Dancer and Kneeland who were both pushing me to write a book to be published by the publisher for Las Vegas Adviser (can't remember the name). But after collecting some information, as Coach would put it, I said to hell with that. I'm not wasting all that time and energy for nothing. I've given a lot of the information away in the forums.

I have no doubt he's made significantly more from Advantage play than he has the other stuff. I would be very surprised if he wasn't making a decent amount from all the other stuff by now, especially with the classes. And I have no clue and I'm just talking out my ass. If he's doing all this other stuff for pennies, God bless him.

He once wrote an article about having a 40K a year contract to consult with one of the chain casinos and how he lost the gig. Said he only had to do about a months work for it.

[AxelWolf]

Update on the interview:

We agreed to do the interview via video technology (if I can figure it out with his help) since the current situation isn't the best for doing it in person. I assume it'll happen in a week or so? We did hold off on our departure because there's no schedule we have to keep to and I'd like to get this done.

My favorite vp book is also MDVP because it's very entertaining and not just a monotonous repitition of vp math probability formulas & theories. At the time I wrote a very complimentary review of it in my column. Dancer was surprised and personally thanked me. But the pleasantries didn't last long.

Mickey I think you're meaning Huntington Press.

I've got to get the RV back in its storage park for a week or so, unhook the car, and get the food back in the house, so I'm out of the insults and arguing business for a few days. But everyone--feel free to keep busy at it while your democrat governors keep you all under control.

If this interview is anything like the first one he did with you, it's going to be pointless and get nowhere. I made a few suggestions to Mike, however, if he's setting it up within a week, I highly doubt my suggestions will take place. Rob, I asked that sometime in the future you reserve another interview that I'm involved with personally. A simple Q&A of you telling your story is not going to get to the bottom of this whatsoever. There needs to be much more.

[jbjb]

Well fuck you then kewlJ, you have Dan Druff's dick so far down your throat that you can no longer even think straight!

This shows that you have no clue what you are talking about Monet. Dan has a fairly small dick and there is no way it would even reach down my throat.

uncut?

Come on, he's Jewish. You know that answer.