While you people have been busy complaining about the country, the Great president, and lying about each other and me, I've been out doing what I do best. Later one night last week I dropped into one of the dumpiest places in the most pathetic of areas I could find, to of course scout for any infected double-up machines. The place was Hobey's, in beautiful felon-infested Sun Valley, Nv.

The first thing I noticed on the floor (the bar was shut down due to the fake fear Sisolak has instilled into Washoe County) was the worst pay tables I have ever seen anywhere....including at Redskins casinos. Almost every game is 6/5 at all denominations ($1 was the highest I saw)----BP, DDBP, JoB, etc. I asked for the DU option to be enabled on a few machines I played (lost $75) but no dice. Then I found a 5c thru $1 machine that had the same crappy 6/5 pay table on all denominations for tbp+. This machine worked. After about 40 minutes of turning nickel straight-and-higher winners into dollar winners I was dealt four Aces. Got the signer and left, but not before some incompetent suit grilled me about all my motions while playing, and why I kept asking for DU to be enabled. They turned the machine off as we were talking. I then left.

I'm not going back. There's probably plenty other fish to fry outside of a kitchen full of unknowledgeable casino bosses.

Max you'd have been given this info privately if you didn't turn into such an envious asshole. I hear you're not really like that, but you blew it.

Kew, calls to "turn me in" won't work. If they didn't have my actions on video then they won't now. And you faggy lithp would turn them off anyway.

Trump 2020! And black cards matter.