Come to think of it ZenKorN, Tennessee would probably be a better spot for your country ass.
Do you know what Tennesseeans do on Halloween? Pump kin!
Did you hear the governor's mansion burned down? Almost destroyed the whole trailer park.
Do you know why there are so many unsolved murders in Tennessee? There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
Do you know what happens when blonds from Kentucky move to Tennessee? Both states become smarter.