Smart Money

[monet]

Oh, look at this nightmare.
I finally go out and have a nice dinner in a restaurant setting with the Mrs. and this is what happens to me.
I go and try to be like the Ditz and bet the Straight Style and this is how I am rewarded?
Capitals can't hold onto a 3-1 lead... thanks alot.
Penguins get rocked.
WILD down 3-2 in the second and the FUCK ME Blues are down 2-0.
Just like I thought... lose a grand.
In this case if I don't get a miracle I'm gonna lose 1240 + 800 from yesterday putting me in a 2040 hole.
Great... Just Great.

At least dinner was wonderful with a bunch of To Go Items to boot.
When you know what you are doing you can obtain 250 dollar comps all day long.
At least after I lose all these Benjamins lying all over and around my house I can still get a few free dinners.

Comp 250 and notice how I perfectly set the bill to 250.94 as they take off the tax for Comped Meals at Redwood Steak House.
Happy Wife... Happy Life.
Just keep that money train rolling in or she'll divorce you, Hire Mr. V and take all you got!

I know, I know... fake picture of someone else's receipt.
Happy Family Meal at 40 dollars is the Nut Nut.

Oooooops... WILD SCORING MACHINE ENGAGED!!!
Currently 4-3... LET'S GO!!!!
They scored two in the little time it took me to type this out.
I LOVE HOCKEY!

EDIT: Oh Wait... WHAT THE FUCK???
The Blues score 4 and are up 4-2 in the second.
LET'S GO... LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

[monet]

Locked in but now I see Av’s are without a couple of key wingers, Landeskog & Rantenan.
Gonna be dicey.

Look at this Fucking Nugget that we all missed or dismissed.
I was literally getting all my bets set at the book when I read this and paused for a moment.
Damnit... Thanks for the information as it was pure gold with the Losipeg Jets winning 4-1 and I knew that Colorado has been having issues as of late.
You gave it to us and I threw it away.
Keep up the good work!

[monet]

I'm in 4700

Hurricanes Cover = 500 + 720 = 1220
Devil Rays Cover = 500 + 640 = 1140
San Fran Faggots Cover = 600 + 500 = 1100

So at the very least I get back 1220 + 1140 + 1100 = 3460

Bah... WILD tried but Failed.
Blues Covered.
No Joy in Mudville.

3460 + 500 + 575 = 4535

LOL... The 200 dollar Parlay cost me.
Do Not Bet Parlays!
Lose 165 if I mathed correctly.

Down 965 dollars.
I'll never get my money back.
All is Lost.

Fuck It... Blackhawks kill the Flyers tomorrow as Philly is on a back to back.
Final Score: Philadelphia 5 Chicago 2

[monet]

Alright... back to our regularly scheduled program.

2 TEAMER

Blackhawks Puck Line +170
Dodgers Run Line -120
Paying 4 to 1 on your dough.

Bet 435 to win 1758.12

No worries.
If I lose, I'll be stuck 1400.
I can fade that action.

[monet]

lol I'm messed up on drugs... disregard the post I just edited out of existence.

[monet]

Alright... back to our regularly scheduled program.

2 TEAMER

Blackhawks Puck Line +170
Dodgers Run Line -120
Paying 4 to 1 on your dough.

Bet 435 to win 1758.12

No worries.
If I lose, I'll be stuck 1400.
I can fade that action.

I made the bet.
+176
-118

So it pays a little better at 1783.05

[dannyj]

Locked in but now I see Av’s are without a couple of key wingers, Landeskog & Rantenan.
Gonna be dicey.

Look at this Fucking Nugget that we all missed or dismissed.
I was literally getting all my bets set at the book when I read this and paused for a moment.
Damnit... Thanks for the information as it was pure gold with the Losipeg Jets winning 4-1 and I knew that Colorado has been having issues as of late.
You gave it to us and I threw it away.
Keep up the good work!

Weird game. No score until about 5 minutes into 3rd period when Av's get on board. Then the wheels fell off.

I hate the lone NHL game tonight but do like the OV 6.5

[monet]

Weird game. No score until about 5 minutes into 3rd period when Av's get on board. Then the wheels fell off.

I hate the lone NHL game tonight but do like the OV 6.5

Not a bad idea at all.
I'm pretty Hot Sucker.
I already figured out tomorrow 4/26/22
So easy that a Rat like Boz could do it.

3 Teamer

Lightning Puck Line
WILD Puck Line
Toronto Puck Line

Well, at least that's what I'm betting.
Root for the Home Team and we all know how much of an advantage the Home Team has in the NHL.

Fucking Knights are in so much trouble I almost want to put the Stars in the mix for the 4 bagger.
Canucks and the Blues too!
Shit, this could be another 6 Teamer right in front of our eyes!!
Put 10 bucks on it.
You never know!

[monet]

Merrill Kelly is Pitching so if you haven't bet you may want to scratch the Dodgers and the Blackhawks is a pure gamble but Fuck the Flyers!
My ticket already got in early this morning before everyone got up.
You know, early bird and all that.

[monet]

Damn you Dish Network.
Why can't you put the Flyers/Hawks game on my NHL CENTER ICE channel?
WTF is going on??
Blackout?
TNT or Something?
Fuck Me!

[dannyj]

Three goals in 1st P, then bupkis in 2nd. There goes my over.

[monet]

Three goals in 1st P, then bupkis in 2nd. There goes my over.

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!!
3-1
Let's Go Hawks... Score a couple more to give Danny the OVER!!
Don't Fuck Up this Puck Line you Mother Fuckers You!!

[monet]

Who Fucking Called It huh???
Watching this shit on ESPN Gamecast is the worst Fucking Experience.
Always hated watching hockey waiting and waiting for it to scroll.
Let's Go Dodgers... bump bump bump bump bump!

[dannyj]

Who Fucking Called It huh???
Watching this shit on ESPN Gamecast is the worst Fucking Experience.
Always hated watching hockey waiting and waiting for it to scroll.
Let's Go Dodgers... bump bump bump bump bump!

Great PL call Monet!
Go Dodgers. And my Mets just made a great comeback. Fucking A!

[monet]

Who Fucking Called It huh???
Watching this shit on ESPN Gamecast is the worst Fucking Experience.
Always hated watching hockey waiting and waiting for it to scroll.
Let's Go Dodgers... bump bump bump bump bump!

Great PL call Monet!
Go Dodgers. And my Mets just made a great comeback. Fucking A!

Yeah Baby!
Always a good time when Integrity Sports Picking Service is online!
Win or Lose is No Matter but we prefer our customers to WIN!

[monet]

EAT IT FUCKERS!!

Out of the Hole... +818
Round down to 800 because I like even numbers.
Use the 18 dollars for Early Bird Bowling at 2 dollars a game.

[monet]

So easy that a Rat like Boz could do it.

3 Teamer

Lightning Puck Line
WILD Puck Line
Toronto Puck Line

Well, at least that's what I'm betting.
Root for the Home Team and we all know how much of an advantage the Home Team has in the NHL.

Fucking Knights are in so much trouble I almost want to put the Stars in the mix for the 4 bagger.
Canucks and the Blues too!
Shit, this could be another 6 Teamer right in front of our eyes!!
Put 10 bucks on it.
You never know!

The 3 Teamer pays a lousy 3 to 1.
Is it worth it?
I dunno.
I don't love it but it's worth some small ball.

The 6 Teamer pays 39 to 1 so its worth a hundo for me.

Take off the Dallas Stars and now we are looking at 12 to 1 for the 5 Teamer.

See where this is going??
Horrible right?
It's the reverse of what I normally do.
Talking myself out of it already.
This might be a 40 dollar per ticket parlay day.

Not really sure what to do here.
These payouts are so bad I'm about to just look over the MLB.

I dunno... if anyone out there is actually betting along with me, do what you want.
These numbers are so horrendous I'm not sure I even want to bother with the effort.
I guess if you really love it you can always take the -2.5 line and parlay them or bet them straight as you should be getting close to even money odds per game.
Laying 2.5 is much more complicated IMO.

[monet]

Parlay the Capitals and Penguins Puck Line.
Much better value IMO.
And not that much of a stretch to actually pull through.
And now if you put on Vancouver and even Calgary Puck Lines... now were talking some serious value.
Damn, I wouldn't even doubt that Florida smashes Boston.
But it certainly is the "Scary Game" compared to the other 4 listed above.
Boston has been playing goofy the last two weeks and the Coach has been pissed off publicly about his team.
Ottawa and the Rangers Puck Line all good value too, IMO.
Much better bets than taking -1.5 -200.

Penguins/Capitals Puck Line pays 5-1 on your dough.
Just too damn good to pass up.
Add in Calgary Puck Line and now were getting 14 to 1!
Always bet against the Kraken and I'm pretty sure that Vancouver at Home is due for a break out game.
Back to their winning ways like they have been in the last 5 weeks.
4 Teamer paying 45 to 1.
That's All Systems Go.

Yup... 2 Teamer... 4 Teamer and even if you like you can play all 4 games Straight like the Ditz.
You decide.
Throw in Florida, Ottawa and the Rangers Puck Line for 7 Straight bets.
You can always throw in some of those Monster Favorites to push an 8 Team combination.
I'm gonna hit one of those Fuckers eventually.
Not that I bet them very often but I've won 8 Teamer Mental Bets and been awful damn close a few times in the last year.
I know, I know, I sound like a crazy person.
I am.

7 Teamer pays 142 to 1.
All Puck Line
Penguins
Capitals
Flames
Vancouver
Tampa Bay Lightning
WILD
Toronto

Just a thought.

[monet]

MLB

Padres Run Line... damn near a lock if such a thing exists.
Blue Jays Run Line
Dodgers Run Line

Book Em' Danno!

[dannyj]

I'm dizzy.