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[monet]

I'm dizzy.

I bet you find it hard to believe that I typed all that out On The Fly in about 40 minutes.
Pun Intended if you every watched the NHL Show On The Fly.
I hate the Hookers on that show but they usually have some professional player or coach that has good information.

I'll make it easy for everyone once again as I always do.
It isn't my fault that that Smelly Fucking Rat Boz can't read or follow instructions.

What did I bet?
I bet 800 dollars total today.
Why?
Because I am up 800 and I'll put it in and break it off.
What about the 130k+ I am up??
Fuck that, that money is locked up.
We start from scratch.
Why?
Because its good for mental health.
We know we are way ahead and they will never catch us but we play it from zero to get way ahead again so we can restart from scratch.
Rinse and Repeat and Crush these Fucking Bookmakers.
And we are going to do it with mostly PARLAYs.
Why?
Because these Asshats said I can't do it and that I'm a degenerate and that I'm a sucker for betting PARLAYs.
So Fuck Them.
Here we go...

3 Team Parlay
Padres -1.5 -105
Dodgers -1.5 -134
Blue Jays -1.5 +110
400 to win 2463.90

2 Team Parlay
Penguins -1.5 +148
Capitals -1.5 +146
300 to win 1530.25

7 Team Parlay
Padres -1.5 -105
Dodgers -1.5 -134
Blue Jays -1.5 +110
Penguins -1.5 +148
Capitals -1.5 +146
Flames -1.5 +176
Canucks -1.5 +105
100 to win 24,614.10

As stated before... 800 in total action

[monet]

Go Dodgers. And my Mets just made a great comeback. Fucking A!

You never explained this or I missed it.
What did you bet?
3 Teamer?
3 Straight Bets?
Something Else.
Did you win??
We at Integrity Sports Picking Service truly care and would like to improve your experience for the Greater Good of Degenerate Gamblers.

First Goal Horn (1995-1999) brings back those memories!
Better Version of the Song starting at 2006.
HEEEEEEY HEEEEEY

Hated the Logo but Loved the Goal Horn.
Actually the Logo grew on me but the original with the triangle is better, much better.

[monet]

2 Goals in 22 Seconds!
Just need one more deuce!!

I'm getting hyped for todays Penguins Game!!
Let's Go Pens... Let's Go Pens!!
It's a Hockey Night in Pittsburgh!!!

[monet]

SUPER MARIO!!!

Thanks for the Show MARIO!!

[monet]

Only 2 and a half hours of the best NHL Voice EVER!!
And you know I watched the whole damn video TWiCE!
Buy Sam a Drink and get his Dog one too!

Watch the goal starting at 3:06... FUCKING AWESOME!!

[monet]

Oh Shit I'm Fucking Crying like a little girl watching this shit lol.
Fucking Mario Saved the Penguins TWICE!!
Fucking Hero.
Probably the greatest person in sports EVER.
You can have your Great One but Mario is better.
I said it.
Too Bad Injuries and Cancer cut his career short.
Otherwise, he breaks all the Fucking Records.
Only player I ever heard of that scored against the Flyers, in Philly, after Cancer Treatments and the Flyer Fans gave him a standing ovation for his goal!!

[dannyj]

Go Dodgers. And my Mets just made a great comeback. Fucking A!

You never explained this or I missed it.
What did you bet?
3 Teamer?
3 Straight Bets?
Something Else.
Did you win??
We at Integrity Sports Picking Service truly care and would like to improve your experience for the Greater Good of Degenerate Gamblers.

First Goal Horn (1995-1999) brings back those memories!
Better Version of the Song starting at 2006.
HEEEEEEY HEEEEEY

Hated the Logo but Loved the Goal Horn.
Actually the Logo grew on me but the original with the triangle is better, much better.

I was rooting for the Dodgers knowing you needed that to complete parlay.
I had the Mets RL straight bet and was excited by their late heroics. Down 2-0, top of the 9th they pour in 5 and win 5-2.

Just so you know, I locked in on your 4 NHL picks and added Wild PL too.

Caps PL +145
Pens PL +160
Wild PL -210
Flames PL +175
Canucks PL +135

Almost 61 to 1

The ones I'm most worried about? All of them except Wild.
Is it a lottery pick? Maybe.
I don't care.

[monet]

I was rooting for the Dodgers knowing you needed that to complete parlay.
I had the Mets RL straight bet and was excited by their late heroics. Down 2-0, top of the 9th they pour in 5 and win 5-2.

Just so you know, I locked in on your 4 NHL picks and added Wild PL too.

Caps PL +145
Pens PL +160
Wild PL -210
Flames PL +175
Canucks PL +135

Almost 61 to 1

The ones I'm most worried about? All of them except Wild.
Is it a lottery pick? Maybe.
I don't care.

You're Crazy Man... Crazy

You want to get geeked... watch this lol...

[monet]

This woman announcer on ESPN is not only jinxing me but cursing the Penguins.
God I hate her.
Her voice makes my ears bleed!
MUTE!!

[monet]

Damn... Oilers skating good.
Got their legs.
This NHL parlay was dicey but paying 5-1... I'm betting it.
The real Parlay was the MLB 3 Teamer but I'm gonna need the Blue Jays to score some more runs in the 7th or 8th.
Might as well get stuck and throw one more Parlay at them today.

2 Teamer
Dodgers Run Line -140
Vancouver Puck Line +125

I suppose you could add the A's/Giants Under 6.5 since everyone is all excited about the Under constantly coming in so far this season.
Not me though... Just the two teamer for 500.
Should be around 2.85 to one paying 1428.57
Got to Skedaddle!!

P.S. Its not in yet but I did mention that the Padres was damn near a lock.

[monet]

Red Sox... Snap... Ouch!

Welp, I got down on the Dodgers but I had to give up 25 points.
25 Fucking Points at -165.
At least the Vancouver Line was still true at +125.

So its either stuck 500 overall or up 1306.80 overall which means a 506.80 day in the positive.
Doesn't really matter.
We're in it for the long haul.
And I beat machines today for 2200 and I have 17k in Free Play for next month lol.
Easy Peasy.

[monet]

Dodgers with bases loaded in the eighth hitting into a double play.
Arizona up 5-3 in the bottom of the 8th now... RIP.
Nice Job though Canucks... I knew you could do it!

Wiped out my 800 dollar profit overall losing 1300 on the day.
Negative 500 bucks overall.
Get you next time Evil Sportsbook.

[monet]

I'm right back in there 10 minutes later.
You can't keep me down.

Mets MONEY LINE
Brewers Run Line
Padres Run Line
Yankees Run Line

Kings Puck Line
Stars Puck Line

END TRANSMISSION

[monet]

Here is another NHL game.
Actually, I like it better than the Stars Puck Line pick.
Because of the price!
Another one of these damn near locks.

Losipeg Jets Puck Line at +130

And the Rangers at home playing for position should smash the Canadians but you got to lay -1.5 -140
That is the reason you would have to parlay.
You can't lay 140 on straight bets unless your insane.
In my opinion of course.
You do what you want to do with your time and money.

If you can get this price and parlay these two teams it is just about where we need it at paying 2.9 to 1
Mets money line at EVEN or -110 makes more sense.
3 Teamer?
Add San Diego Run Line for the 4 bagger.
And the Yanks... their gonna crush em.

Every day I just love 8 games.
I'm insane.
And I went 2-5 yesterday so I got to have a great day today.
Feels like an 8-0 day... it just does.

The Mets play early so if they lose you can always readjust with more betting for more fun.
That's the 2 teamer I need.
Mets Run Line +145
Jets Puck Line +130
4.6 to 1 on your dough.

Mets and Jets... that just sounds right.

[dannyj]

Here is another NHL game.
Actually, I like it better than the Stars Puck Line pick.
Because of the price!
Another one of these damn near locks.

Losipeg Jets Puck Line at +130

And the Rangers at home playing for position should smash the Canadians but you got to lay -1.5 -140
That is the reason you would have to parlay.
You can't lay 140 on straight bets unless your insane.
In my opinion of course.
You do what you want to do with your time and money.

If you can get this price and parlay these two teams it is just about where we need it at paying 2.9 to 1
Mets money line at EVEN or -110 makes more sense.
3 Teamer?
Add San Diego Run Line for the 4 bagger.
And the Yanks... their gonna crush em.

Every day I just love 8 games.
I'm insane.
And I went 2-5 yesterday so I got to have a great day today.
Feels like an 8-0 day... it just does.

The Mets play early so if they lose you can always readjust with more betting for more fun.
That's the 2 teamer I need.
Mets Run Line +145
Jets Puck Line +130
4.6 to 1 on your dough.

Mets and Jets... that just sounds right.

Mets and Jets, that does sound right.

Locked in.

We're ramblin down to Reno today. I'll peek in later.

[monet]

Mets and Jets, that does sound right.

Locked in.

We're ramblin down to Reno today. I'll peek in later.

Metoo... I'm in for 618.05 to win 2808.40
It took a little bit of time for them to approve the bet so perhaps they weren't happy about the odds or I'm just tripping.

I have other bets that I like and wanted to make but I want to see what happens to the Mets game first.
I may fall asleep and not be able to get down on anything else.
Life Depression is getting in the way today for some reason.
I need to shake that shit off and toughen up!

[regnis]

On the radio here this morning they were talking about the quadruple Chicago loss on tap for today. Nice parlay--but not for me.

[monet]

On the radio here this morning they were talking about the quadruple Chicago loss on tap for today. Nice parlay--but not for me.

Wish you would of said this at 9pm last night.
Mets getting Fucked Up lol.
I can't trust the Knights.
They are dead meat even if they win their last two games.

6 Teamer

Yanks Run Line
Padres Run Line
Jets Puck Line
Rangers Puck Line
Stars Puck Line
Kings Puck Line
Bet 182 dollars
182... I love the sound of that number!

[monet]

Let's bet More to bring us up to 1700 in total action
If we lose we will be stuck 1700 but I suspect I'll run back to the book later tonight to bet 800 on something.

3 Team Parlay

Jets Puck Line +127
Rangers Puck Line +112
Kings Puck Line +146
400 to win 4335.40

The 6 Teamer above pays out 11,650.50 if we win... which we will!!
I swear.
Mother Fuckers!
I'm due!

[monet]

Dodger Alert... Dodger Alert!!
The Dodgers lost two in a row to the lowly Diamondbacks.
They get a day off and head home to face the Tigers.
Bet the Ranch on the Dodgers for the next few games.
Time to play it Straight Run Line!
Excited!!