Oh I see now.
It's gonna be one of these days.
Win 5 out of 6 Picks and lose 1200 dollars for an overall loss of 1700.
Just Shoot Me.
Oh I see now.
It's gonna be one of these days.
Win 5 out of 6 Picks and lose 1200 dollars for an overall loss of 1700.
Just Shoot Me.
Originally Posted by monet
Make that 4-2 as the Stupid Stars can't hold a 3-0 lead against the Yotes and lose 4-3 lol lol lol idiots!Originally Posted by monet
Rangers cost me my 4300 dollar pick up... bastards!
I guess the in-game betting was Awesome when the Kraken was up 2-0.
I was dead asleep.
When you snooze you lose.
Tomorrow All Puck Line Again cause we roll like that.
Bruins
Canes
Panthers
Oilers
MLB
OVER 8 Marlins/Nationals
OVER 7.5 Brewers/Pirates
Brewers Run Line Even Money because always bet against the Buccos.
White Sox Run Line +125
Cardinals Run Line +125
Verlander Again... Fuck It... Houston Run Line -105
I don't love this Padres Game but how can you not bet against the Reds with this number??
Padres Run Line +140
Last edited by monet; 04-27-2022 at 09:50 PM.
I made some bets but way to tired to list them and break them down.
If they win they really don't count as I didn't post them beforehand.
They are a combination of the above listed picks.
Damn... I forgot to bet on Houston.
And the White Sox... Fuck Me!
Woke up to this shit?
The under still a thing huh?
Told you the Pirates Suck... Always will Suck.
Damn Brewers!
Win by 2 Fuckers!
Bah.
My San Diego and Cardinals Parlay is Live!
I have some Hockey Stuff like a 3 Teamer and 5 Teamer.
Just sort of waking up for a minute here.
Probably go back to sleep now.
Just wanted to cry about how bad the Bucco's are and about the Brewers not covering the Run Line.
Good thing I didn't bet the White Sox or Houston Run Line.
I was worried about the Yanks this time against Baltimore but they proved yet again that they will crush 'em.
Ok I got the tickets out.
I lost 200 as my 4 Teamer is Dead.
I have 600 on the Padres and Cardinals Run Line
I did the old Kiosk Trick where you bet 200 x 3 and get 900 x 3 winner.
So I'm looking at a 2700 win if the Cardinals cover the Run Line.
I also have a 3 Teamer in Hockey for 500 bucks
Canes
Bruins
Oilers
No Trick.
Too Lazy
500 to win OH SHIT... FUCK... I don't like this... it's the Devil... 2666.35
This ticket is Dead Meat.
5 Teamer should be Dead Meat too since I have those three teams with the Panthers and Lightning added on.
All Puck Line of course.
200 to win 4535.80
Total Overall Loss = 1900 bucks.
That's Bullshit!
Getting Pissed.
Cardinals better Cover and Pull me out of this Hole!
Since the Padres already are in the ClubHouse, I'm basically on a Straight Bet with better Payout Odds.
Padres were at +150 when I bet them... Sweet!
Cardinals only +120.
Might have to play it Straight for a few games if these tickets don't cash.
Fuck Me!
Watch Out Dogs!
END TRANSMISSION
Last edited by monet; 04-28-2022 at 03:00 PM.
Tomorrow looks Eeeeeeasy in the MLB.
Dodgers
Giants
A's
Cardinals
Mets
That's a Root, Root, Root for the Home Team Parlay!
You could even put the Padres on it as the Bucco's Suck.
Last Regular Season day in the NHL... Blues crush the Knights!
Who missed the Playoffs... lol lol lol lol lol lol Fuck Those Knights.
That Front Office is a bunch of Scum!
FIRE PDB YOU FUCKERS!!
Daniel Negreanu Gets It... EVIL FUCKING EMPIRE!
https://twitter.com/#!/x/status/1519433331317743618
Last edited by monet; 04-28-2022 at 03:24 PM.
Cardinals Up 5-0!!!!
Canes up 3-1!!!!
Bruins up 2-0!!!!
LEEEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!
LEEEEEEEEETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY!!
Canes scored... Now 4-1
Don't Bet Parlays!
Oh Shit the Panthers just scored 2 in the third LOL LOL LOL.
Up 3-0
Now if the Lightning can come back in the 3rd and do the same thing I will be live on the 3 and 5 NHL Parlays and its early but the 2 Teamer of Padres and Cardinals looks good being up 5-0 in the 4th.
But you know... count chickens and all that.
Famous Last Words... I was up!
Canes scored again up 5-1.
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Here to take your calls.
We make the picks so you can help us pay the electric bill.
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TURN IT DOWN FOR WHAT!!??
BRUINS SCORED... UP 3-0.... YEAH BABY YEAH!
Alright 5 Teamer dead as Blue Jackets just scored to make it 3-1.
Lose 200 more bucks.
Total Overall Loss = 2100 C Notes
We still have two tickets Live and in Action.
600 on the 2 Teamer MLB and 500 on the 3 Teamer NHL.
FUCK YOU SATAN... Canes scored again 6-1
Down with the Devil!
Hate the Devil.
YAHOO... Bruins score to make it 4-0.
Oiler Game just Started.
KILL THE SHARKS... Release the Dolphins!
Awww Shit... Sharks are up 2-0.
You Evil Pricks!
At least it is early and if I can get the Cardinal game through I will actually be up 100 bucks overall.
Aww Great, the Devil got mad at me and scored two to bring it up to 6-3 lol.
Last edited by monet; 04-28-2022 at 06:26 PM.
YEAH BABY... I might lose this NHL 3 Teamer but up 8-0 with the Cardinals I am gonna cash this Parlay and get out of the Fucking Hole.
DON'T BET PARLAYS!
I just had to bet against the Sharks.
Wish I would of switched the Oilers for the Panthers lol.
Not only are they the best team in the NHL but they have been Hot.
I thought they would rest a bit since this game didn't matter.
Anyways... the Sharks could blow this 2-0 Lead.
This thing ain't over yet!
Bruins 5-0 Final
Canes 6-3 Final
Sharks 2-0 End of 1st Period
Just need the Oilers Puck Line to cash 2666.35
Scary Number.
I don't even like cashing that win lol.
6 Outs Away and up 8-0 bottom of the 7th.
Change Dealers and I'm Changing Casino's.
Change the Cards.
You can change your Underwear pal all I care!
Dirty Stinking Rat Boz will say I duplicated these Pictures but notice the Padres on top of the bet on only two tickets.
I was being cute following The Ditz Advice of keeping the dollar amount lower on each ticket plus the Kiosk only lets you win so much per ticket.
Funny though, you can print tickets as fast as you can feed the bill validator.
One day they are going to catch on to that lol.
Look how perfect the Bet/Win/Payout Numbers are.
Nice, Even and Clean.
200
900
1100
I love it.
This Fucking Sharks Goaltender is Fucking Up my shit Standing on his head.... FINALLY A GOAL... 2-1!!
Fuckin' A ... LETS GO... TIME FOR A 4 Goal Comeback!!!
Aww come on Not Goaltender Interference... This is Bullshit!!
Ok ok the goal is good... we have a good goal.
So you're saying there's a chance!
Last edited by monet; 04-28-2022 at 07:20 PM.
HE SHOOTS HE SCORES... 2-2... LETS GO... LETS FUCKING GO!!
What a bunch of Bullshit.
The Oilers get Mugged and Tripped twice with no call and now the Refs are calling that weak ass interference???
REF YOU SUCK!
Sharks back up 3-2.
Refs really screwed us at Integrity.
Not over but this is bad and the Stupid Sharks are flying all over the place like this game actually matters to them.
Just need one of those 3 to 0 third periods to win 5-3.
I've seen worse situations.
Last edited by monet; 04-28-2022 at 07:35 PM.
LOL 2 outs bases loaded 8-3.
I just went from 99.7% chance of winning to 98.9%
That's Bonus Deuces Payback lol.
STEEEEERIKE 3 YOUR OUT... RING EM UP!!
Cards win 8-3
ok ok we are back in business.... worst case scenario we are up 100 bucks over all.
But we still got an outside chance on this NHL 3 Teamer.
We're Freerolling!
DO NOT... I REPEAT... DO NOT BET PARLAYS!
Damn these Pesky Sharks.
Hate this shit.
I'm gonna make a killing tomorrow in the Sportsbook.
The Stars are aligned.
OH SHIT... This ain't over yet.
Oilers tie it up 3-3 with 10 minutes to go.
Just another quick one and an empty netter and finish this Fucking Game at 5-3 and let me cash this 3 Teamer!
Awwww Snapper!
Sharks lead 4-3.
Dead Meat.
I didn't want to cash the Anti-Christ Ticket anyway.
Still win a bunch of money on the day and finish in the 100 dollars positive overall since winning the 6 teamer and resetting the bank back to zero.
And look at all the drink tickets I earned over the last few weeks.
FUCK... Wait a Second... 4-4 now!!
Oilers Score.
Ugh... Can I get one more and an Empty netter?
Doubt it.
Last edited by monet; 04-28-2022 at 08:18 PM.
I am sweating my under 4 1/2 on white players drafted in first round. These Iowa white guys are killing me.
LOL LOL LOL Hilarious!!!Originally Posted by regnis
Thanks for that.
WE GOT A 4 MINUTE POWER PLAY!
THIS COULD HAPPEN... THIS COULD HAPPEN!
They blew it but this was a fun, exciting sweat.
Too bad it didn't go our way but we did win on the day and got back ahead overall.
That's the most important thing.
I really believe tomorrow is Easy Peasy.
ASSHOLE OILERS win in Overtime 5-4 ... pricks, lol.
4 Minute Double Minor and they blew it... bastards!
Last edited by monet; 04-28-2022 at 08:40 PM.
4 Teamer
All Run Line and Puck Line
Dodgers
Giants
A's
Blues
Book It!
You want to gamble on Value.
The Capitals have been struggling.
They have goaltender issues.
They are on a back to back going into NY.
Take the Rangers Puck Line getting +210
I knew this after the trade deadline and was targeting against them but after betting against them several times and having them shove it up my ass I started to bet with them and they shoved it up the other side. Honestly 2 to 1 on your money and I will take the better team at home. Also the Rangers have lost 3 in a row after winning 4 in a row. Time for them to break out. Not a Lock but a damn good price. Someone is going to lose 4 in a row as the Caps have also lost their last 3.
Last edited by monet; 04-28-2022 at 10:26 PM.
Two Teamer For Value.
Doesn't matter who is playing, hurt or in goal.
At 6.4 to 1 on my money, for a two teamer, ALL DAY LONG.
Rangers -1.5 +210
Blues -1.5 +140
I beat the stupid 1-2 NL game for 1400 while waiting for the NHL Lines to come up.
I hate poker.
People lose and they go crazy.
The game is so slow and those people never shut the Fuck up.
I made some NHL and MLB Parlay Bets.
4 Teamer
Cards -1.5 +120
Rockies -1.5 +155
Giants -1.5 +105
Dodgers -1.5 -115
100 to win 2050.10
8 Teamer
A bunch of Fucking Teams
100 to win 68k+
2 Teamer
Rangers Puck Line +224
Blues Puck Line +146
200 to win 1394.10
2 Teamer
Dodgers RL -112
Blues PL +146
300 to win 1096
3 Teamer
Dodgers RL
Blues PL
Giants RL
300 to win 2390
Currently at +100 overall
1000 bet in total action between 5 Parlays
I decided to drop the A's
I think the Rockies kill the Reds at home.
Call me what you want, but I do appreciate you putting up the actual parlays. And I’m sure you had 3 tickets yesterday.Originally Posted by monet
Good Luck, if you believe in luck.
You in here trying to jinx me?Originally Posted by The Boz
How'd you get past all the traps?
Oh yeah... you don't like Free Cheese.
Not at all, not at all.Originally Posted by monetYou in here trying to jinx me?Originally Posted by The Boz
How'd you get past all the traps?
Oh yeah... you don't like Free Cheese.
And as a rat, I know where most free cheese is. 😀
Played on Loop ALL DAY LONG.
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