They're Dan's rules; if you can't follow them, if you feel compelled break the rules then get the fuck off the board.
"Weak shit" my eye.
Besides, people flame one another on different threads; e.g. your sock in the Free Speech thread could say "You know, that coach belly cretin really is an ignorant cocksucker and a despicable, uncaring lout for what he told Mr. V in the America Speaks thread."