MDawg's baccarat system/ method of play

[coach belly]

1) One I don't drink

What do you do, take fluids intravenously?

The cocktail waitress will bring non-alcoholic beverages too...I'm surprised you didn't know that.

And what about 3)...the ticket redemption machine spit out more than 300 bills?

That's going to be the poll question...who believes that?

[coach belly]

That would get me tips for 1500 bottles of water.

You're obviously old school, you probably grew up during the Great Depression.

it only occurred to me on the plane ride home 4 days later why the last hundred was paid to me in twenty's

A little slow on the uptake? You must be a country mouse.

How many rubber bands did it take for that plane to get you back to The Holler?

[Darkoz]

1) One I don't drink

What do you do, take fluids intravenously?

The cocktail waitress will bring non-alcoholic beverages too...I'm surprised you didn't know that.

And what about 3)...the ticket redemption machine spit out more than 300 bills?

That's going to be the poll question...who believes that?

Number one is a stupid childish question about drinking alcohol vs non-alcoholic drinks. It's the questions of a child thinking he's cute.

2) I'm not tipping $1 for a watered down Pepsi

3) not sure why you find it difficult to believe. It wasn't in Vegas or Atlantic City. I find different states have different redemption machine quirks. For example I know one location that won't accept vouchers over $600, others over $2000, some over$2500 and most $3000.

So if you are trying to put your limited knowledge of how redemption machines work in your neck of the woods you just show your stupidity

Well, you always do that anyway

[coach belly]

question about drinking alcohol vs non-alcoholic drinks.

Whether or not you drink alcohol has no bearing on how much you may tip the waitress.

An acknowledged table game player on this forum tips $5 per round,
exclusively for non-alcoholic beverages.

He drinks, but doesn't drink alcohol at the tables.

You wrote that you don't tip cocktail waitresses, because you don't drink.

It's been explained that a key element of successful casino play is to stay hydrated.

If you don't drink in the casino, then how do you take fluids...intravenously?

not sure why you find it difficult to believe. I find different states have different redemption machine quirks. For example I know one location that won't accept vouchers over $600, others over $2000, some over$2500 and most $3000.

The machine's dollar redemption limit per transaction is not in question, but the number of bills is.

You've claimed that a machine dispensed over 300 bills for one transaction.

I'm familiar enough with how redemption machines work, and I don't believe you.

Since you're likely not willing or able to explain or prove your dubious claim,
the truth of your claim must be decided by vote of the members.

[AxelWolf]

question about drinking alcohol vs non-alcoholic drinks.

Whether or not you drink alcohol has no bearing on how much you may tip the waitress.

An acknowledged table game player on this forum tips $5 per round,
exclusively for non-alcoholic beverages.

He drinks, but doesn't drink alcohol at the tables.

You wrote that you don't tip cocktail waitresses, because you don't drink.

It's been explained that a key element of successful casino play is to stay hydrated.

If you don't drink in the casino, then how do you take fluids...intravenously?

not sure why you find it difficult to believe. I find different states have different redemption machine quirks. For example I know one location that won't accept vouchers over $600, others over $2000, some over$2500 and most $3000.

The machine's dollar redemption limit per transaction is not in question, but the number of bills is.

You've claimed that a machine dispensed over 300 bills for one transaction.

I'm familiar enough with how redemption machines work, and I don't believe you.

Since you're likely not willing or able to explain or prove your dubious claim,
the truth of your claim must be decided by vote of the members.

I have no clue what the maximum number of bills a theses machines can can spit out in one transaction. 300+ seems like a lot. I do know its annoying when they mainly spit out $5 bills.

someone could call and ask.

Global Payments. 7201 W Lake Mead Blvd # 501,Las Vegas, NV 89128(702) 822-720

[Darkoz]

question about drinking alcohol vs non-alcoholic drinks.

Whether or not you drink alcohol has no bearing on how much you may tip the waitress.

An acknowledged table game player on this forum tips $5 per round,
exclusively for non-alcoholic beverages.

He drinks, but doesn't drink alcohol at the tables.

You wrote that you don't tip cocktail waitresses, because you don't drink.

It's been explained that a key element of successful casino play is to stay hydrated.

If you don't drink in the casino, then how do you take fluids...intravenously?

not sure why you find it difficult to believe. I find different states have different redemption machine quirks. For example I know one location that won't accept vouchers over $600, others over $2000, some over$2500 and most $3000.

The machine's dollar redemption limit per transaction is not in question, but the number of bills is.

You've claimed that a machine dispensed over 300 bills for one transaction.

I'm familiar enough with how redemption machines work, and I don't believe you.

Since you're likely not willing or able to explain or prove your dubious claim,
the truth of your claim must be decided by vote of the members.

Firstly, if you knew jackshit about how redemption machines work then YOU WOULD HAVE THE PROOF TL PROVE ME WRONG!!!

This is like so simple. You believe you have proof my claim is impossible. Present the evidence. Some type of article, handbook, or other writing from official redemption machine manufacturing that backs up your claim.

To ask me to prove it is ridiculous. Obviously I didn't expect it was going to happen so didn't have a camera out to record it. And you just get handed money at the redemption machine no receipt so no there is no proof it did happen.

But again Mr. bullshit caller, I am calling your bullshit.

Provide your evidence redemption machine manufacturing prevents it. This one is so damn simple.

The fact you want a poll is obvious you are full of bullshit. If it was the other way around I would not have even suggested a poll. I just would have posted documents proving my claims.

As for staying hydrated being a method of successful AP that's a load of dungshit. I use other people players card for freeplay. Takes me about ten to twenty minutes a card. Collect my money, move onto another machine. STOP AT GIFT SHOP, USE COMPS OR PAY FOR FULL STRENGTH SODA!

Literally Coach Belly you prove yourself to be a total retard. Not even sure you aren't getting help on how to type on a keyboard

[BoSox]

The last trip, the very last day, the last shoe I played, I had a shoe where the bank NEVER went more than one. I mean, every time the bank hit, it went single only, and for that entire shoe, the next hand was player. It didn't take me long before I figured it out and I was rolling with laughter, chanting this mantra, BANK GOES ONE, NEXT HAND PLAYER! Just like that. The only reason I didn't empty the tray was...I kept thinking...there is NO WAY this is going to keep up. But it did. And, I bet it for a modest amount each time, 1800 for me, 100 on the side for the dealer on player each time the bank hit, and cleared about twenty grand on that shoe.

The highlighted last sentence reaffirms to me that you are just some rich guy out to have fun, never an AP. Even though you were betting for the dealer 100 every other hand on the player, as the results were going back and forth 1 Bank / 1Player even discounting ties you still tipped about 3K and won for yourself nearly 20 K that comes out to about 15% tip of your winnings. Not to mention the upfront house advantage percentage. Of course, I am not taking into account that you win most every time.

Hold the horses, MDawg that 3k that you bet for the dealers won most of all those hands so it was not a 15% tip that you gave but closer to 30% as you won nearly 20 k for yourself and in reality tipped nearly 6k for the dealers. MDawg, your stories get worse and worse the more you talk about them.

[MaxPen]

Did the $5s come out in multiple stacks?

I have never seen a machine with an outfeed that could handle 300 bills.

Most machines limit deposits to 50 items because they can't accommodate taking in more thickness than that at a time. More and then you have to do another transaction. I am having a hard time figuring out how the machine has the ability to handle multiple stacks of 5s for a single transaction.

[AxelWolf]

The last trip, the very last day, the last shoe I played, I had a shoe where the bank NEVER went more than one. I mean, every time the bank hit, it went single only, and for that entire shoe, the next hand was player. It didn't take me long before I figured it out and I was rolling with laughter, chanting this mantra, BANK GOES ONE, NEXT HAND PLAYER! Just like that. The only reason I didn't empty the tray was...I kept thinking...there is NO WAY this is going to keep up. But it did. And, I bet it for a modest amount each time, 1800 for me, 100 on the side for the dealer on player each time the bank hit, and cleared about twenty grand on that shoe.

The highlighted last sentence reaffirms to me that you are just some rich guy out to have fun, never an AP. Even though you were betting for the dealer 100 every other hand on the player, as the results were going back and forth 1 Bank / 1Player even discounting ties you still tipped about 3K and won for yourself nearly 20 K that comes out to about 15% tip of your winnings. Not to mention the upfront house advantage percentage. Of course, I am not taking into account that you win most every time.

Hold the horses, MDawg that 3k that you bet for the dealers won most of all those hands so it was not a 15% tip that you gave but closer to 30% as you won nearly 20 k for yourself and in reality tipped nearly 6k for the dealers. MDawg, your stories get worse and worse the more you talk about them.

I'm amazed it took people this long for everyone to figure out. Obviously there are one or two retards that haven't figured it out.

[AxelWolf]

Limit deposits to 50 items because they can't accommodate taking in more thickness than that at a time.

I bet MDawg and Coach can't say that about their Ass Holes.

[Darkoz]

Did the $5s come out in multiple stacks?

I have never seen a machine with an outfeed that could handle 300 bills.

Most machines limit deposits to 50 items because they can't accommodate taking in more thickness than that at a time. More and then you have to do another transaction. I am having a hard time figuring out how the machine has the ability to handle multiple stacks of 5s for a single transaction.

It did come out in two stacks.

The first stack was thick and I was confused at first because I usually got hundreds from that machine. I started walking away when the guy behind me yelled that the machine was still dispensing money.

I even gave him a fifty dollar tip because he could easily have walked off with my cash before I realized I didn't have everything.

(Perhaps he knew he could get evicted for just taking the money if I complained or maybe he was just honest to a fault. He actually refused the tip but I insisted)

[coach belly]

To ask me to prove it is ridiculous.

I haven't made any claims, you made the claim that the machine spit out over 300 bills for one transaction.

I haven't asked you to prove it, I know for a fact that you can't, and I don't believe you.

The hissy fit you are throwing over this just reveals that you've been caught in a lie.

[coach belly]

MDawg, your stories get worse and worse the more you talk about them.

Why is tipping 30% worse? How is it worse? Worse than what?

[coach belly]

Obviously there are one or two retards that haven't figured it out.

Obviously there are more than one retard (besides you) unaware that tipping 30% is common.

Maybe not common among elderly hillbillies, NYC deadbeats, and LV street cons,
but they're all clueless if unaware that plenty of folks tip 30%.

[coach belly]

Limit deposits to 50 items because they can't accommodate taking in more thickness than that at a time.

I bet MDawg and Coach can't say that about their Ass Holes.

Neither can your wife, and neither can the Ass Hole she's married to.

[coach belly]

It did come out in two stacks.

The first stack was thick and I was confused at first because I usually got hundreds from that machine. I started walking away when the guy behind me yelled that the machine was still dispensing money.

I even gave him a fifty dollar tip because he could easily have walked off with my cash before I realized I didn't have everything.

(Perhaps he knew he could get evicted for just taking the money if I complained or maybe he was just honest to a fault. He actually refused the tip but I insisted)

This entire story is bullshit, and the $50 tip story is whipped cream on the bullshit.

Nobody else has ever heard of what you are claiming, nobody believes you,
and we don't need to vote anymore to determine the truth.

[kewlJ]

I have had a couple times I was cashing out small amounts, lets say $100 and been given mostly 5's. Maybe 2 20's and the rest 5's. You can actually hear the machine counting and pause, as if it is saying "oh boy, what do I do now" (that is what I envision it saying anyway. lol), then it continues counting and dispenses. At least one time, I noticed the red light come on and machine go out of service, immediately after my transaction.

I don't know, $1500 in 5's seems unlikely to me. In Vegas, the station casino machines STILL aren't giving out change (supposedly due to quarter shortage). So if you put a voucher in that has change on it, it will pay out the cash part and print a second voucher for just the change, for you to take to the cashier. I would think if the machine ran out of large bills in the middle of a larger transaction, you would get a partial payment and voucher for the remainder, But I really don't know, so I am not going to say it didn't happen. Nothing surprises me anymore.

[Darkoz]

I have had a couple times I was cashing out small amounts, lets say $100 and been given mostly 5's. Maybe 2 20's and the rest 5's. You can actually hear the machine counting and pause, as if it is saying "oh boy, what do I do now" (that is what I envision it saying anyway. lol), then it continues counting and dispenses. At least one time, I noticed the red light come on and machine go out of service, immediately after my transaction.

I don't know, $1500 in 5's seems unlikely to me. In Vegas, the station casino machines STILL aren't giving out change (supposedly due to quarter shortage). So if you put a voucher in that has change on it, it will pay out the cash part and print a second voucher for just the change, for you to take to the cashier. I would think if the machine ran out of large bills in the middle of a larger transaction, you would get a partial payment and voucher for the remainder, But I really don't know, so I am not going to say it didn't happen. Nothing surprises me anymore.

So basically we have Coach Belly who makes the following position.

Of course MDawg beats a Baccarat because he posted photos of hotel suites and chips (but conveniently zero pics or proof of actual play.

Coach Belly refuses to believe a redemption machine could spit out 300 $5 bills. He knows this for a fact even though he can present no evidence.

[MisterV]

In Vegas, the station casino machines STILL aren't giving out change (supposedly due to quarter shortage). So if you put a voucher in that has change on it, it will pay out the cash part and print a second voucher for just the change, for you to take to the cashier.

I think this policy is a bunch of bullshit from the casinos.

Think about it: if a coin shortage justifies not putting coins in the self-service redemption machines, how is it that there is no coin shortage at the cage, the place where you can redeem your change?

Does not compute.

I asked my local bank lady if there was a coin shortage and she said no, not that she's seen.

I suspect casinos do it with the understanding that lots of people will not bother to go to the cashier to redeem their change, which leaves more money in the casino coffers.

Any claim by the casinos that covid caused it is silly.

No, it's just another ruse by the bean counters to fuck over the patrons, like resort fees and parking fees.

[kewlJ]

In Vegas, the station casino machines STILL aren't giving out change (supposedly due to quarter shortage). So if you put a voucher in that has change on it, it will pay out the cash part and print a second voucher for just the change, for you to take to the cashier.

I think this policy is a bunch of bullshit from the casinos.

Think about it: if a coin shortage justifies not putting coins in the self-service redemption machines, how is it that there is no coin shortage at the cage, the place where you can redeem your change?

Does not compute.

I asked my local bank lady if there was a coin shortage and she said no, not that she's seen.

I suspect casinos do it with the understanding that lots of people will not bother to go to the cashier to redeem their change, which leaves more money in the casino coffers.

Any claim by the casinos that covid caused it is silly.

No, it's just another ruse by the bean counters to fuck over the patrons, like resort fees and parking fees.

When casinos reopened in June, most of them were not issuing change at the kiosk and printing a voucher for the change part. But every place stopped doing that and went back to normal within a month or so, except Stations properties. Surely most people don't bother with an extra trip to the cage for change. So almost every transaction they are making, let's say 50 cents average. That is going to add up, especially for a chain of properties.