44. Waste your time arguing with systems players.
44. Waste your time arguing with systems players.
45. Risking $302 to win 1 extra dollar waiting for a progressive to flip from $2301.99 to 2302.01
And, here's one for manic old Monet. It came up in another of my random, anagram solutions, over at the numerology forum. As crazy as that bunch is, well, it's like the beginning of the gambling forums all over, again. Lots of fresh "blood", and ideas. Now I wonder that it, too, over the years, will devolve into something sub-human.
Apt.
Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.
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46. You play the -EV Machine after the Casino takes your Players Card away.
47. You play past your Free Play when you are not supposed to.
48. You leave the 105% Return VP Machine to go play Dice!
You post about your 1.5 million dollar Newell RV when it is really a 10k Winnie pull behind sitting in your...make that your daughter's driveway.
Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".
Your vacation is camping in a Winnebago Minnie in the casino parking lot.
Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".
You write a weekly column (for free) for a gambling newspaper and self-publish books on video poker play, at the same time you are fighting off bankruptcies and evictions.
Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".
You have difficulty deciding whether to watch your child perform in her first school play or take advantage of "double points day" at the casino.
You move to Las Vegas because "that's where the action is."
An attractive woman flirts with you and, although you are single and available you ignore her as you'd rather not stop gambling to talk to her.
You keep thinking over and over and over that "I'll hit the jackpot this next spin, just watch ..."
What, Me Worry?
Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".
Yes, very good catch by the both of you.
I purposely put the Z, in the name, this time because I was talking about something specific that happened years ago with that Famous Bastard you all know.
You know, the guy who likes to go to Harrah's for all those free appetizers lol.
That is no excuse for not staying consistent though.
By the way some of these things, AP's do as well.
I moved to Vegas because that is where my job or work is. Many other AP's do as well, especially the machine guys who play frequently. It is pretty normal to move fairly close to where you work. You did say "action" so maybe that differentiates.
Also, it is not like you daughter is going to be the next Meryl Streep, so if it is frying pan giveaway day....too bad kid.
And in defense of Alan, there are about 120,000 weddings performed in Vegas each year, not necessarily at a craps table, but you know. Hey I was married by Elvis and I maintain it was the real Elvis. Also good that Alan recalls his marriage. So many Vegas weddings the people have no recollection the next day. Shades of Hangover movie.
Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".
You guys are mean.
You have Weaponized this thread to jab at your rivals instead of making fun of your own personal degenerative behavior.
I'm disappointed.
On the upside, it does appear that everyone can come together to post without constant name calling.
49). You are looking at this thread and not the Super Bowl.
Keep your friends close, keep your drinks closer...
50. You spend FOUR days Gambling in the Casino without going home even once. You use baby wipes to wash up in the Casinos bathroom and use baby wipes on your teeth and tongue. You fall asleep at the Table Games. Even the Casino Staff seems to feel sorry for you and beg you to go home for your own good. You steal money from your Clients to go Gamble and lose your once very bright Lawyering Career and sue the Casinos and lose.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7
Take comfort in the fact that no one is actually backing up his wishes to have you permanantly banned.
Smart is knowing a Tomato is a fruit.
Wise is knowing a Tomato doesn't belong in a fruit salad.
I am glad to get my full posting rights back! Thank you Dan!
You piss your pants while sitting in front of your favorite slot machine rather than go to the bathroom and run the risk that someone will take your place at your machine.
Guy standing next to you keels over at a craps table and you continue to play rather than stop to help him.
What, Me Worry?
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