16). You start a gambling forum....
Keep your friends close, keep your drinks closer...
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".
I can see it now. Woman goes to her divorce lawyers office and say, "Yeah I married him at a craps table, but didn't know he gambled". Might be the first time in history a lawyer is speechless.
Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".
You go to the bankroller and tell him the team needs more money to keep playing the progressive. He throws you a few 10K bundles. On your way to leave he says "Save the rubber bands."
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
On your way back to the room you are in the elevator with another gambler.
He says "How do you like the carpet in this joint?"
You say "It's pretty nice."
He says "I paid for it!"
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
If we are going to pick on Alan, getting married at the craps table wasn't even the worst of it. How about when a family member comes to the gambling forum you are on and does a Seinfeld Festivus type, airing of grievances....financial grievances. Yikes!
Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".
Zing!
Ouch!
17. You bring your own bottled water to the progressive at the bar.
18. "Why tip the dealers? Do they give me money when I lose?"
19. You move from Casino to Casino because you constantly stiff the cocktail girls.
20. You always yell and get irritated with the Players Club Employees.
21. You get approached by casino security accusing you of shenanigans because you are loading money into the machines to the left and right of the one you're playing. Because you don't want to risk filling the bill validator box of the one you are playing.
22. You can't stop talking and become more sociable when you are winning.
23. You hold a Free Video Poker Seminar at the El Cortez.
The next day the El Cortez downgrades all Full Pay Machines.
24. You can't understand why the sports book makes you ask for the drink tickets EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.
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25. You have a garage/closet full of coffee, soaps, shampoos, and assorted clothing/gifts/junk from hotels, giveaways, gift shops.
26. The last two weeks of every month your mailbox is crammed full of booklets, calenders and postcards from Casinos across the country telling you what exciting offers you have.
27. And you actually are excited by them!
How about yo-yo diets to the extreme, ultra-cheap glass vases from the casino gift shop (for all your lucky friends at Xmas), idiotic talk about sighting all of your guns, but you haven't a clue, and, say, the recurring fantasies of farm-life, but the wife won't let you? How about the "Hot sucker" thread lunacy? Yeah, you sure told us all "the secret" of life there.
Loserville. Or is that, Looserville, then, Tighterville?
Keep trying. Ha.
Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.
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