1000 Clues You Are A Degenerate

[monet]

Let me begin:

1. You wake up at 5:30 am to drive to the Sports Book because it opens at 6:00 am to make a bet on the earliest game possible.
2. After betting in the Sports Book you try to get the wager back from some other form of gambling before the game goes off so you can say you are on a Freeroll.
3. When you lose you say: "I didn't have to lose, I could of won."

[Darkoz]

1) after losing $20,000 at slots you win a $15,000 Jackpot and say "whew, I feel better now"

2) brag about how you won that Jackpot (but leave out the prior losses)

3) take photos of the Jackpot, the expensive watches you purchased from your job as a lawyer, pictures of your suite you paid for because you have no comps and then brag on internet forums how you can beat -ev games

[monet]

I guess I should of made it clear.
The numbering should continue on to 1000 or more.
So your three should be numbered 4,5, and 6.

Not very nice using this thread to take a dig at MDawg.
I expect more from an upstanding young citizen like yourself.

Jackpot Pictures are not for bragging purposes as winning or losing.
Usually posted because they aren't very common.
Especially the ones that are over 1000 or 4000 dollars.
Personally, I post jackpot pictures but own up to major loses as well.
Not all of us crush the Casino for 20k per Free Play period.

Honestly, do you really think it is common to flop four 4's on a 100 play dollar machine?
A Nine Way Dollar Spin Poker Dealt Royal?
A 100 Play Quarter Dealt Royal?
I have to share those pics, bragging or not.

[jbjb]

Define "degenerate"

[monet]

Define "degenerate"

Left up to interpretation.

[jbjb]

Define "degenerate"

Left up to interpretation.

Typically, we call negative EV players "degenerates." But I know a few AP's that are completely obsessed and spend every waking minute scouting or playing. Some will go sleep in their cars in the parking lots/garages just so they don't have to waste time traveling back and forth.

[monet]

Define "degenerate"

Left up to interpretation.

Typically, we call negative EV players "degenerates." But I know a few AP's that are completely obsessed and spend every waking minute scouting or playing. Some will go sleep in their cars in the parking lots/garages just so they don't have to waste time traveling back and forth.

The definition is a bit too complex.
You could certainly be someone who plays Negative EV and not be a Degenerate.
The thread was just for humor.
You guys are too serious and sharp.
Some of you bastards can't wait to post just to humiliate or stir the pot.
That's fine.

[Garnabby]

Numeral-zero here has to be to start stupid threads on gambling forums. Why try to put down others, unless to try to put up yourself? In which case, you are the loser? Again, systems players couldn't care less about the so-called AP's, but, my, how much the other way around. What are you trying to "justify" here, old Monet?

But carry on, with the players cards, and, slot machines. The distinguished path to someone like Ozzy, who goes straight to the put-downs, from, like, maybe, fifty years ago. Well, can you imagine what, nay, who, else he constantly gripes about, to anyone who will pretend to listen?

[monet]

Numeral-zero here has to be to start stupid threads on gambling forums. Why try to put down others, unless to try to put up yourself? In which case, you are the loser? Again, systems players couldn't care less about the so-called AP's, but, my, how much the other way around. What are you trying to "justify" here, old Monet?

But carry on, with the players cards, and, slot machines. The distinguished path to someone like Ozzy, who goes straight to the put-downs, from, like, maybe, fifty years ago. Well, can you imagine what, nay, who, else he constantly gripes about, to anyone who will pretend to listen?

You are one tough cookie.
I'm betting that you have a wonderful life filled with family and friends.
Enjoy your time till death does us part.

[Ozzy]

Numeral-zero here has to be to start stupid threads on gambling forums. Why try to put down others, unless to try to put up yourself? In which case, you are the loser? Again, systems players couldn't care less about the so-called AP's, but, my, how much the other way around. What are you trying to "justify" here, old Monet?

But carry on, with the players cards, and, slot machines. The distinguished path to someone like Ozzy, who goes straight to the put-downs, from, like, maybe, fifty years ago. Well, can you imagine what, nay, who, else he constantly gripes about, to anyone who will pretend to listen?

You are one tough cookie.
I'm betting that you have a wonderful life filled with family and friends.
Enjoy your time till death does us part.

It can't be soon enough for that oddbal useless bottom feeder friendless real life punching bag. Thanks for quoting him Monet

[Garnabby]

Numeral-zero here has to be to start stupid threads on gambling forums. Why try to put down others, unless to try to put up yourself? In which case, you are the loser? Again, systems players couldn't care less about the so-called AP's, but, my, how much the other way around. What are you trying to "justify" here, old Monet?

But carry on, with the players cards, and, slot machines. The distinguished path to someone like Ozzy, who goes straight to the put-downs, from, like, maybe, fifty years ago. Well, can you imagine what, nay, who, else he constantly gripes about, to anyone who will pretend to listen?

You are one tough cookie.
I'm betting that you have a wonderful life filled with family and friends.
Enjoy your time till death does us part.

Ha. You immediately wax defensive, again, with the usual stuff of wonderful life, family, friends, betting (money), and death. You have this stuff to fantasize about while the systems players about the invisible, gambling "math", as if it were, ever, truly visible. But, who will play you guys in the new version of, "It's a Wonderful Life"? Think about it, who will even make such a movie? Think about it, some more, and, realize what internet, nay, everyday, fools that you guys have become.

Lawyers are merely well-paid "slaves", who do the bidding of the big rich. Now I wonder which sort are the so-called AP's. I guess, the ones who settle for a bit of "cheese", like the ones on welfare, instead of demand some real and actual social justice.

I have to laugh at MisterV, his Holiness. It wasn't that long ago, when he called Monet a liar, as someone to be written off for life. I guess that loneliness, like the politics of Trump, makes for even stranger bedfellows.

Monet on life, and, other things. Lol.

[monet]

This thread and my posts are generalized.
You Evil Bastards are using it to sling mud at each other.
Shameful.

[jbjb]

No pot stirring. Just want a definition of "degenerate."

[monet]

No pot stirring. Just want a definition of "degenerate."

Stirring comment obviously was not directed at you.

[MDawg]

Actually, back when I played really big I would take pride on calling myself a degenerate (versus compulsive) gambler.

[Ozzy]

Let me begin:

1. You wake up at 5:30 am to drive to the Sports Book because it opens at 6:00 am to make a bet on the earliest game possible.
2. After betting in the Sports Book you try to get the wager back from some other form of gambling before the game goes off so you can say you are on a Freeroll.
3. When you lose you say: "I didn't have to lose, I could of won."

Would you classify your level of degeneracy in the "AXEL" category( not wolf) from "The Gambler" or would you say that's way off ?

[monet]

So I ripped the thread off from Civilization.
Sue Me.
Degenerate can be defined as soft or extreme as you like.
Read a few lines from this thread/forum.
They show you how the posting should go.
Some people are scared to click links.
I understand.

https://forums.civfanatics.com/threa...civ-vi.599926/

[jbjb]

7. Have more than 100,000 posts across various forums.

[tableplay]

Hustles vouchers and credits and then blows it all on Keno.

[jbjb]

9. Sit and stalk Buffalo Diamond all day.