Let me begin:

1. You wake up at 5:30 am to drive to the Sports Book because it opens at 6:00 am to make a bet on the earliest game possible.
2. After betting in the Sports Book you try to get the wager back from some other form of gambling before the game goes off so you can say you are on a Freeroll.
3. When you lose you say: "I didn't have to lose, I could of won."