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Thread: 1000 Clues You Are A Degenerate

  1. #21
    10) Depending on your age and circumstances in life, either you've never been able to save any money due to gambling, or you piss away all your savings / gamble away your kids' inheritance if you start haunting casinos later in life.

    11) When trying to sleep at night your mind counts casino chips instead of sheep.

    12) You name your kids Jack, Queenie and Ace.
    What, Me Worry?

  2. #22
    Impressive!
    From 7 on up to 12, I have to admit they were all pretty funny.
    I got a chuckle.

    Here is one that happened to me recently.

    13. You walk into the Casino with 20,000 in Hundreds.
    You cash out a ticket for 50 cents with two empty rubber bands in your pocket.
    The cashier asks if you have 50 cents to make it a dollar?
    You quietly shake your head from side to side.
    She pays you your two quarters.
    You quietly drive home and crawl into bed under the covers.

  3. #23
    You got married at a craps table...

  4. #24
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    You got married at a craps table...
    lol... never miss an opportunity huh?

  5. #25
    15. True Story from the Poker Room.
    Some of you may remember O'Neal the Poker Player.
    He was playing some high limit poker game and went bust.
    He borrowed 40 dollars and started to play 2-4 Limit Hold'em Immediately.
    Happened at the Bellagio, years ago.

  6. #26
    This is the perfect thread for Mr AndrewG to chime in. How bout it Andrew?

  7. #27
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    You got married at a craps table...
    Post of the week!

  8. #28
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by Garnabby View Post
    Numeral-zero here has to be to start stupid threads on gambling forums. Why try to put down others, unless to try to put up yourself? In which case, you are the loser? Again, systems players couldn't care less about the so-called AP's, but, my, how much the other way around. What are you trying to "justify" here, old Monet?

    But carry on, with the players cards, and, slot machines. The distinguished path to someone like Ozzy, who goes straight to the put-downs, from, like, maybe, fifty years ago. Well, can you imagine what, nay, who, else he constantly gripes about, to anyone who will pretend to listen?
    You are one tough cookie.
    I'm betting that you have a wonderful life filled with family and friends.
    Enjoy your time till death does us part.
    Ha. You immediately wax defensive, again, with the usual stuff of wonderful life, family, friends, betting (money), and death. You have this stuff to fantasize about while the systems players about the invisible, gambling "math", as if it were, ever, truly visible. But, who will play you guys in the new version of, "It's a Wonderful Life"? Think about it, who will even make such a movie? Think about it, some more, and, realize what internet, nay, everyday, fools that you guys have become.

    Lawyers are merely well-paid "slaves", who do the bidding of the big rich. Now I wonder which sort are the so-called AP's. I guess, the ones who settle for a bit of "cheese", like the ones on welfare, instead of demand some real and actual social justice.

    I have to laugh at MisterV, his Holiness. It wasn't that long ago, when he called Monet a liar, as someone to be written off for life. I guess that loneliness, like the politics of Trump, makes for even stranger bedfellows.

    Monet on life, and, other things. Lol.
    Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsa6ojQcYXQ

    Garnabby + OppsIdidItAgain + ThomasClines (or TomasHClines) + The Grim Reaper + LMR + OneHitWonder (or 1HitWonder, 1Hit1der) + Bill Yung ---> GOTTLOB1, or GOTTLOB = Praise to God!

    Blog at https://garnabby.blogspot.com/

  9. #29
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    You got married at a craps table...
    https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/las-.../2/#post139885
    What, Me Worry?

  10. #30
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    You got married at a craps table...
    While this is humorous and made me chuckle, I am going to disagree....and defend Alan....big gulp. Do you know how many race car enthusiasts get married at a Nascar event? Baseball enthusiast at a baseball game (sometimes followed by a honeymoon of visiting every ball park), how many football enthusiasts at a football game. And on and on and on. So what is the problem with a player that enjoys craps getting married at a Craps table if that is what he wants to do and can find a partner willing.

    Now, correct me if I am wrong, because my memory is a little vague, but it is my recollection that Alan, also mentioned that in addition to allowing the ceremony right at the craps table, the casino also provided for the reception. No doubt because he was a higher end -EV player. BUT if I am remembering that part correctly, that moves the whole thing into advantage play territory, No?
    Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

  11. #31
    Being that I am not a craps player, I have this question. Since we now know that this marriage didn't last or didn't "take", would this be considered "crapping out"?
    Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

  12. #32
    No matter how you sugar coat it, or slice and dice it, you have to be a real goofball, to get married at a craps table !

  13. #33
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    You got married at a craps table...
    While this is humorous and made me chuckle, I am going to disagree....and defend Alan....big gulp. Do you know how many race car enthusiasts get married at a Nascar event? Baseball enthusiast at a baseball game (sometimes followed by a honeymoon of visiting every ball park), how many football enthusiasts at a football game. And on and on and on. So what is the problem with a player that enjoys craps getting married at a Craps table if that is what he wants to do and can find a partner willing.

    Now, correct me if I am wrong, because my memory is a little vague, but it is my recollection that Alan, also mentioned that in addition to allowing the ceremony right at the craps table, the casino also provided for the reception. No doubt because he was a higher end -EV player. BUT if I am remembering that part correctly, that moves the whole thing into advantage play territory, No?
    Give it a rest bro, all you want to do is disagree for the sake of disagreeing. You sound like mick trying to defend Rob.

  14. #34
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    You got married at a craps table...
    During the reciting of the vows, the perspective wife says:

    Darling, you play this game frequently and when we go out somewhere you most always say that you are short on cash and I help. Now later today if I find out that you are also short where it counts I'm going to divorce you and marry an AP with a big pecker.

  15. #35
    1) (screw the numbering, mathletes can add correct) getting married at the Craps table, saying to your new wife "I got a hard 8", she realizes your pecker is really a soft 4 so she lays on the passline, you craps out and suddenly on your wedding day you don't even get to come (bet)

  16. #36
    alan comes in for his share of ribbing but getting married in Caesars at a craps table is unique, memorable, and pretty cool.

    Alas, it's arguably a stone's throw from true degeneracy, but hey, at least they didn't solemnize their vows huddled around a VP machine.
    What, Me Worry?

  17. #37
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Impressive!
    From 7 on up to 12, I have to admit they were all pretty funny.
    I got a chuckle.

    Here is one that happened to me recently.

    13. You walk into the Casino with 20,000 in Hundreds.
    You cash out a ticket for 50 cents with two empty rubber bands in your pocket.
    The cashier asks if you have 50 cents to make it a dollar?
    You quietly shake your head from side to side.
    She pays you your two quarters.
    You quietly drive home and crawl into bed under the covers.

    Best post of the lot, as it is a true part of a gaming career that very few people can handle the life. Monet, you forgot that you only got in the house with only one quarter as one fell out of your pocket as you took the house keys out.

  18. #38
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    alan comes in for his share of ribbing but getting married in Caesars at a craps table is unique, memorable, and pretty cool.

    Alas, it's arguably a stone's throw from true degeneracy, but hey, at least they didn't solemnize their vows huddled around a VP machine.
    I’d assume some divorce lawyers would be licking their chops seeing a craps table marriage.

  19. #39
    You misunderstand how the game is played.

    Divorce lawyers care not at all as to how and when a couple gets hitched.

    No, we only care when their marriage starts to unravel.

    How to tell if a marriage is unraveling?

    The couple engages in hallway sex, i.e. as they pass each other in the hallway going to their separate bedrooms they yell "Fuck you!" at one another.

    Let 'em get married and fuck like rabbits: we only care when the loving stops and the screwing starts.

    Ka-ching!
    What, Me Worry?

  20. #40
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    it's arguably a stone's throw from true degeneracy, but hey, at least they didn't solemnize their vows huddled around a VP machine.
    Getting married at a craps table or a VP machine demonstrates that the couple believes in the math.

    Is that now considered degenerative around here?

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