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  1. #41
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Getting married at a craps table or a VP machine demonstrates that the couple believes in the math. Is that now considered degenerative around here?
    Maybe it will be the first of 18 marriages in a row for alan at a Caesars craps table, i.e. marriages which are not annulled.
    What, Me Worry?

  2. #42
    16). You start a gambling forum....
    Keep your friends close, keep your drinks closer...

  3. #43
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Spending 100 + hours a week in the same casino, even when there's nothing worthwhile to play( in house residents) Asians are famous for this. Especially the teams.
    When Asian #1 gets thrown out of Casino A, and Asian #2 gets thrown out of Casino B, they just switch places.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  4. #44
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    You got married at a craps table...
    While this is humorous and made me chuckle, I am going to disagree....and defend Alan....big gulp. Do you know how many race car enthusiasts get married at a Nascar event? Baseball enthusiast at a baseball game (sometimes followed by a honeymoon of visiting every ball park), how many football enthusiasts at a football game. And on and on and on. So what is the problem with a player that enjoys craps getting married at a Craps table if that is what he wants to do and can find a partner willing.

    Now, correct me if I am wrong, because my memory is a little vague, but it is my recollection that Alan, also mentioned that in addition to allowing the ceremony right at the craps table, the casino also provided for the reception. No doubt because he was a higher end -EV player. BUT if I am remembering that part correctly, that moves the whole thing into advantage play territory, No?
    Give it a rest bro, all you want to do is disagree for the sake of disagreeing. You sound like mick trying to defend Rob.
    I've never defended Rob. Dream on if you want to but nothing you or anyone else can say will ever change that. I defended the truth against KJ's delusional accusations that he tries to pass off as the truth.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  5. #45
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    alan comes in for his share of ribbing but getting married in Caesars at a craps table is unique, memorable, and pretty cool.

    Alas, it's arguably a stone's throw from true degeneracy, but hey, at least they didn't solemnize their vows huddled around a VP machine.
    Alan's divorces were all due to his gambling habit. Women hate it when you blow the money on something else besides them.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  6. #46
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    Alan's divorces were all due to his gambling habit. Women hate it when you blow the money on something else besides them.
    Maybe, Mickey, but pretty hard to say they didn't see it coming if they married him at a craps table.
    Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

  7. #47
    I can see it now. Woman goes to her divorce lawyers office and say, "Yeah I married him at a craps table, but didn't know he gambled". Might be the first time in history a lawyer is speechless.
    Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

  8. #48
    You go to the bankroller and tell him the team needs more money to keep playing the progressive. He throws you a few 10K bundles. On your way to leave he says "Save the rubber bands."
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  9. #49
    On your way back to the room you are in the elevator with another gambler.

    He says "How do you like the carpet in this joint?"
    You say "It's pretty nice."
    He says "I paid for it!"
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  10. #50
    If we are going to pick on Alan, getting married at the craps table wasn't even the worst of it. How about when a family member comes to the gambling forum you are on and does a Seinfeld Festivus type, airing of grievances....financial grievances. Yikes!
    Dan Druff: "there's no question that MDawg has been an obnoxious braggart, and has rubbed a ton of people the wrong way. There's something missing from his stories. Either they're fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

  11. #51
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    If we are going to pick on Alan, getting married at the craps table wasn't even the worst of it. How about when a family member comes to the gambling forum you are on and does a Seinfeld Festivus type, airing of grievances....financial grievances. Yikes!
    Good reminder, that was classic, SlapnFunk really pulverized Alan, gave him a real beat down.

  12. #52
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Maybe it will be the first of 18 marriages in a row for alan at a Caesars craps table
    That's conjecture...best to consider what has happened.

  13. #53
    Originally Posted by jpfromla View Post
    16). You start a gambling forum....
    Zing!
    Ouch!

    17. You bring your own bottled water to the progressive at the bar.
    18. "Why tip the dealers? Do they give me money when I lose?"
    19. You move from Casino to Casino because you constantly stiff the cocktail girls.
    20. You always yell and get irritated with the Players Club Employees.

  14. #54
    21. You get approached by casino security accusing you of shenanigans because you are loading money into the machines to the left and right of the one you're playing. Because you don't want to risk filling the bill validator box of the one you are playing.

  15. #55
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    21. You get approached by casino security accusing you of shenanigans because you are loading money into the machines to the left and right of the one you're playing. Because you don't want to risk filling the bill validator box of the one you are playing.
    Come On!
    Why do you have to jinx me??

  16. #56
    22. You can't stop talking and become more sociable when you are winning.
    23. You hold a Free Video Poker Seminar at the El Cortez.
    The next day the El Cortez downgrades all Full Pay Machines.
    24. You can't understand why the sports book makes you ask for the drink tickets EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.
    Last edited by monet; 02-07-2021 at 02:00 AM.

  17. #57
    25. You have a garage/closet full of coffee, soaps, shampoos, and assorted clothing/gifts/junk from hotels, giveaways, gift shops.

  18. #58
    26. The last two weeks of every month your mailbox is crammed full of booklets, calenders and postcards from Casinos across the country telling you what exciting offers you have.

    27. And you actually are excited by them!

  19. #59
    How about yo-yo diets to the extreme, ultra-cheap glass vases from the casino gift shop (for all your lucky friends at Xmas), idiotic talk about sighting all of your guns, but you haven't a clue, and, say, the recurring fantasies of farm-life, but the wife won't let you? How about the "Hot sucker" thread lunacy? Yeah, you sure told us all "the secret" of life there.

    Loserville. Or is that, Looserville, then, Tighterville?

    Keep trying. Ha.
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  20. #60
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    25. You have a garage/closet full of coffee, soaps, shampoos, and assorted clothing/gifts/junk from hotels, giveaways, gift shops.
    Oh that one is so good.
    Stings so bad.

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