1000 Clues You Are A Degenerate

[BoSox]

Of course there are some recreational, non-professional players who want to play with an edge: good luck figuring it out and pulling it off,

MisterV, you love to opine on many subjects, including this one that you know nothing about.

[blackhole]

My wife and I decided in our retirement to pursue the riches of AP’ing. We thought it would be smart to be as close as possible to Atlantic City Casinos since neither one of us are good for long distance driving. Daily bus rides are not convenient from where we live. We would have to drive to one of the boroughs, pay for parking and be forced to abide by their bus schedules. This of course runs the risk of interrupting a big play we might be working on.

We already hired a real estate agent who works the A.C. area and she located an apartment within walking distance to the casinos. She sent pictures of the place which appears a little shabby, but we’re confident with a couple of bucks we’d be able to spiff it up comfortably. It appears to be a 100% black neighborhood. But since we’re both Italian we should have no problem fitting in. It’s amazing what you could rent today for only 550.00 dollars a month.

We lined up about 30 friends and family members so far who are willing to register and get comp cards from all the casinos and hand them over to us to help us achieve our gambling goals. We’re going to set a special date and place where we all meet. Then we’ll hire a full-size bus and driver. We will drive them all to the front entrance of every working casino in AC where they just have to walk in, apply for cards, and return to the bus and hand them over. My wife is very good with book-keeping and keeping track of all the cards will be part of her AP job. We promised to hand over all freebie gifts from the casinos to the card holders that get them.

We’re giving $200.00 cash to each person, breakfast, lunch, dinners, traveling snacks, and refreshments, all on us for their troubles. We also plan on having assorted games on the round bus trip with cash prizes, also all sponsored by us.

We didn’t consider Connecticut Casinos since their run by the Indians. With the amount of action, we’re willing to risk, there isn’t enough different stores to jump around to and from and we’d probably end up getting backed roomed and 86’d in no time.

We’re going to ride out the pandemic a little while longer before committing. I was hoping that some of my AP friends here could give me some tips and or advice. I’m counting on Darkie for some advice since this is his primary working area.

Thanks in advance.

[BoSox]

Can everyone feel the love? There is just so much love on this site.

[redietz]

My wife and I decided in our retirement to pursue the riches of AP’ing. We thought it would be smart to be as close as possible to Atlantic City Casinos since neither one of us are good for long distance driving. Daily bus rides are not convenient from where we live. We would have to drive to one of the boroughs, pay for parking and be forced to abide by their bus schedules. This of course runs the risk of interrupting a big play we might be working on.

We already hired a real estate agent who works the A.C. area and she located an apartment within walking distance to the casinos. She sent pictures of the place which appears a little shabby, but we’re confident with a couple of bucks we’d be able to spiff it up comfortably. It appears to be a 100% black neighborhood. But since we’re both Italian we should have no problem fitting in. It’s amazing what you could rent today for only 550.00 dollars a month.

We lined up about 30 friends and family members so far who are willing to register and get comp cards from all the casinos and hand them over to us to help us achieve our gambling goals. We’re going to set a special date and place where we all meet. Then we’ll hire a full-size bus and driver. We will drive them all to the front entrance of every working casino in AC where they just have to walk in, apply for cards, and return to the bus and hand them over. My wife is very good with book-keeping and keeping track of all the cards will be part of her AP job. We promised to hand over all freebie gifts from the casinos to the card holders that get them.

We’re giving $200.00 cash to each person, breakfast, lunch, dinners, traveling snacks, and refreshments, all on us for their troubles. We also plan on having assorted games on the round bus trip with cash prizes, also all sponsored by us.

We didn’t consider Connecticut Casinos since their run by the Indians. With the amount of action, we’re willing to risk, there isn’t enough different stores to jump around to and from and we’d probably end up getting backed roomed and 86’d in no time.

We’re going to ride out the pandemic a little while longer before committing. I was hoping that some of my AP friends here could give me some tips and or advice. I’m counting on Darkie for some advice since this is his primary working area.

Thanks in advance.

I have a great angle you and DarkOz could work together. Since DarkOz was in the film industry, and you have an apartment in a neighborhood par for the course in AC, you could get in touch with the location scouts for various television and movie companies and rent your place out as a stand-in for Beirut. Free money, baby. Easy peasie.

[AxelWolf]

My wife and I decided in our retirement to pursue the riches of AP’ing. We thought it would be smart to be as close as possible to Atlantic City Casinos since neither one of us are good for long distance driving. Daily bus rides are not convenient from where we live. We would have to drive to one of the boroughs, pay for parking and be forced to abide by their bus schedules. This of course runs the risk of interrupting a big play we might be working on.

We already hired a real estate agent who works the A.C. area and she located an apartment within walking distance to the casinos. She sent pictures of the place which appears a little shabby, but we’re confident with a couple of bucks we’d be able to spiff it up comfortably. It appears to be a 100% black neighborhood. But since we’re both Italian we should have no problem fitting in. It’s amazing what you could rent today for only 550.00 dollars a month.

We lined up about 30 friends and family members so far who are willing to register and get comp cards from all the casinos and hand them over to us to help us achieve our gambling goals. We’re going to set a special date and place where we all meet. Then we’ll hire a full-size bus and driver. We will drive them all to the front entrance of every working casino in AC where they just have to walk in, apply for cards, and return to the bus and hand them over. My wife is very good with book-keeping and keeping track of all the cards will be part of her AP job. We promised to hand over all freebie gifts from the casinos to the card holders that get them.

We’re giving $200.00 cash to each person, breakfast, lunch, dinners, traveling snacks, and refreshments, all on us for their troubles. We also plan on having assorted games on the round bus trip with cash prizes, also all sponsored by us.

We didn’t consider Connecticut Casinos since their run by the Indians. With the amount of action, we’re willing to risk, there isn’t enough different stores to jump around to and from and we’d probably end up getting backed roomed and 86’d in no time.

We’re going to ride out the pandemic a little while longer before committing. I was hoping that some of my AP friends here could give me some tips and or advice. I’m counting on Darkie for some advice since this is his primary working area.

Thanks in advance.

With some fine-tuning you'll be making 20 thousand a week in no time. Since you have a car and a license you can probably double that amount.

[Garnabby]

Can everyone feel the love? There is just so much love on this site.

One need only know where to look.

A straight up keyb0ard assassin internet gangbanger.

A straight up keyboard assassin internet gangbanger. --->

Barbra Streisand's Greatest Hits.

https://anagram-solver.net/A%20strai....?partial=true

[MisterV]

Of course there are some recreational, non-professional players who want to play with an edge: good luck figuring it out and pulling it off,

MisterV, you love to opine on many subjects, including this one that you know nothing about.

I didn't say nobody could do it, I said "good luck."

FWIW I do indeed know what I'm talking about when it comes to there being no viable, significant AP opportunities available to me with craps and the two particular slots I like to play: Double Diamond and Double 3x4x5x Pay.

I've read lots of Mickey's posts about APing certain slots: not applicable with these two so far as I can see.

[AxelWolf]

Of course there are some recreational, non-professional players who want to play with an edge: good luck figuring it out and pulling it off,

MisterV, you love to opine on many subjects, including this one that you know nothing about.

I didn't say nobody could do it, I said "good luck."

FWIW I do indeed know what I'm talking about when it comes to there being no viable, significant AP opportunities available to me with craps and the two particular slots I like to play: Double Diamond and Double 3x4x5x Pay.

I've read lots of Mickey's posts about APing certain slots: not applicable with these two so far as I can see.

There is probably an AP opportunity there if done correctly, but if your goal is to go plop down and play whenever and for however long you fancy, then probably not. Unlike VP, theres rarely opportunities on slots where you can play for however and whenever you like. With craps you would have to search around looking for sweet spots with mailers and promotions. Promotions are rare but I see some from time to time, they are not all that good.

[MisterV]

There are no visible meters on the slots I play, and IIRC MC says a meter is helpful in figuring AP opportunities for certain slots.

Nor are either of the slots progressive.

I conclude there is zero AP opportunity for them.

As for craps, there's always the so-called "Oddsman's bet" I suppose but I'd feel kind of intrusive asking a fellow bettor if I could make an odds bet behind their line bet.

As for mailers and promotions, the tribal joints I go to are not terribly generous due to the lack of competition near by: I scrutinize what they send me and take all the free play and comps that they offer, but their value does not come close to equaling my losses over time.

Which is OK with me, I'm just a recreational gambler looking for a bit of action.

[kewlJ]

Which is OK with me, I'm just a recreational gambler looking for a bit of action.

Which is absolutely fine. Good for you. Enjoy yourself.

Just, please 2 things:

1.) Don't tell us you have won millions and made million dollar purchases with your winnings.

2.) Please be able to control yourself, so we don't have to read your family members coming on here, telling us what a deadbeat you are.

Seriously...other than that enjoy yourself.

[Tasha]

You win $300 on Roulette on a $10 Bankroll and put it back in hopes of winning a "Free," $20 gift card from The Casino....

[House of Orange]

Of course you could go to a dice coach and learn how exactly to throw a pair of dice!

[Garnabby]

5hut it down, roll dem bones. ---> Bustin' Down The Door.

https://anagram-solver.net/5hut%20it...s?partial=true

[monet]

You Fuckers are Screwing Up this Thread.

I think it's 72 but who knows?

72. You pray that you are banned from VCT and the Smart Money Thread is closed so you won't bet anymore hockey games.

[MaxPen]

You Fuckers are Screwing Up this Thread.

I think it's 72 but who knows?

72. You pray that you are banned from VCT and the Smart Money Thread is closed so you won't bet anymore hockey games.

RIP

[Tasha]

You Fuckers are Screwing Up this Thread.

I think it's 72 but who knows?

72. You pray that you are banned from VCT and the Smart Money Thread is closed so you won't bet anymore hockey games.

Yeah, I agree with you. Hurling insults is NOT what this Thread was supposed to be. Can't believe even an INNOCENT thread like this got hijacked so bad.

73. You get your Stimulus Check, your Tax Refund, and your paycheck the same day and gamble away all three tin a Casino the very same day and the next day, you go to a Payday Advance Center just to be able to survive those two weeks before your next paycheck when you literally had $2000 just YESTERDAY.... Technically, this is actually more of an ADDICTED Gambler than a DEGENERATE Gambler....

[MisterV]

73. You've gambled non-stop for over 24 hours; your spouse leaves home and comes to the casino to drag your ass home; you tell her to fuck off.

[AxelWolf]

74. One of your many gambling sock puppets coined the term slotting.
75. You ride the bus for miles just to lose your $5 in free play.
76. U have a special place to stash your hobo bag outside the casino
77. The characters in your fictional stories get their ass beat by their mother for gambling away their haircut money.

[mickeycrimm]

My wife and I decided in our retirement to pursue the riches of AP’ing. We thought it would be smart to be as close as possible to Atlantic City Casinos since neither one of us are good for long distance driving. Daily bus rides are not convenient from where we live. We would have to drive to one of the boroughs, pay for parking and be forced to abide by their bus schedules. This of course runs the risk of interrupting a big play we might be working on.

We already hired a real estate agent who works the A.C. area and she located an apartment within walking distance to the casinos. She sent pictures of the place which appears a little shabby, but we’re confident with a couple of bucks we’d be able to spiff it up comfortably. It appears to be a 100% black neighborhood. But since we’re both Italian we should have no problem fitting in. It’s amazing what you could rent today for only 550.00 dollars a month.

We lined up about 30 friends and family members so far who are willing to register and get comp cards from all the casinos and hand them over to us to help us achieve our gambling goals. We’re going to set a special date and place where we all meet. Then we’ll hire a full-size bus and driver. We will drive them all to the front entrance of every working casino in AC where they just have to walk in, apply for cards, and return to the bus and hand them over. My wife is very good with book-keeping and keeping track of all the cards will be part of her AP job. We promised to hand over all freebie gifts from the casinos to the card holders that get them.

We’re giving $200.00 cash to each person, breakfast, lunch, dinners, traveling snacks, and refreshments, all on us for their troubles. We also plan on having assorted games on the round bus trip with cash prizes, also all sponsored by us.

We didn’t consider Connecticut Casinos since their run by the Indians. With the amount of action, we’re willing to risk, there isn’t enough different stores to jump around to and from and we’d probably end up getting backed roomed and 86’d in no time.

We’re going to ride out the pandemic a little while longer before committing. I was hoping that some of my AP friends here could give me some tips and or advice. I’m counting on Darkie for some advice since this is his primary working area.

Thanks in advance.

Good luck finding anything exploitable by multi-carding in AC. The chance of finding anything is probably somewhere between slim and none.

[Tasha]

74. One of your many gambling sock puppets coined the term slotting.
75. You ride the bus for miles just to lose your $5 in free play.
76. U have a special place to stash your hobo bag outside the casino
77. The characters in your fictional stories get their ass beat by their mother for gambling away their haircut money.

Actually, the last one wasn't technically haircut money, it was money I was supposed to go do my hair with(I was supposed to get a relaxer from my Hair Stylist and I went to the Casino with that money instead. My Mom was furious and roughed me up for doing that, especially since she had borrowed money from someone else to try to help me out.

I wasn't the one who coined the word Slotting. I had seen it on a random Gambling Website and thought it looked cool.

Buses have been free for about 10 months because of the Coronavirus, so it's not like I am using bus fare money to collect the free play.

I no longer go to Casino Miami where I had to stash my bag. Their free play offers are straight up insulting. $2 free play that is only good for one time and is only valid within a three day Window. I get $120 a month from Gulfstream and $68 a month from Hialeah, WHY would I go collect $2 from that Casino Miami? Besides I didn't like having to stash my bag before coming in, especially since someone took my bag that was full of candy one day. A quick bag check should be sufficient.