A flea just got a hand pay (could have been his first ever) and then used it all to buy in to a craps game.

Said he always wanted to bet big: he did.

Didn't last more than ten minutes til it was gone.

He seemed unfazed, was just happy to have taken the shot: I can relate to that.


Q: What do a big spender and a leper banging a whore have in common?

A: They both leave a tip when they're done.