Originally Posted by monet View Post
Listen Up Sportsbook Nazis.
When I bet 400 to 900 dollars in the book I expect drink tickets.
Those are mine and I can do whatever I choose with them.
You assholes realize I can go play nickel keno and drink all day long?
You Fuckers are Evil.
ZenKing is going to ruin the lot of you.
You can't 86 me, that's illegal.
ZenKing said so!

You'll know who I am.
I'm the guy ordering beers at the bar with my drink tickets and throwing them directly in the trash.
Or spilling them all over your floor and machines.
Fuckers.
You don't know who you messin' with!!

How cheap am I? Last time I was at the Westgate, the bar behind the sports book wanted $7 for a beer.

There was nothing I wanted to bet. I went to the ticket counter and asked how much betting was required for a drink ticket. The clerk said $100 (it's probably more now). I asked, "Is there any rule against betting both sides of the same game?" He said no. So I took both sides of the same game, donated $5 on the transaction, and got my drink ticket.

Saved two bucks. Ka-ching!!

I probably spent the two bucks later at Ellis Island.


(Note: If this story doesn't get "Singer" out of hiding, I don't know what will. He'll feel a building need to go on a rant regarding what a low-end bottom dweller I am.)