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  1. #1
    It's getting bad out there.
    I bet at one place a couple days in a row.
    I give the drink tickets away.
    They get snotty with me telling me that the tickets are non-transferrable.
    Power Tripping Bullshit.
    Nazi Bastards.
    Hate these Fuckers.
    I asked if the beer was non-transferrable.
    I got the beers and gave them away.
    Idiots have no clue that is why the place is empty.
    That Casino has literally chased all its players away.
    Common theme around town.
    Take them down ZenKing... Take them down!

  2. #2
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    It's getting bad out there.
    I bet at one place a couple days in a row.
    I give the drink tickets away.
    They get snotty with me telling me that the tickets are non-transferrable.
    Power Tripping Bullshit.
    Nazi Bastards.
    Hate these Fuckers.
    I asked if the beer was non-transferrable.
    I got the beers and gave them away.
    Idiots have no clue that is why the place is empty.
    That Casino has literally chased all its players away.
    Common theme around town.
    Take them down ZenKing... Take them down!
    Vegas keeps building more casinos. Seems to me gambling spread out far too much. I'd love to go back 20 years with what I know now. Vegas can't rely on gaming revenue as a loss leader so they look for it everywhere else. IE nickel and diming everyone to death. I kinda find it all sorta funny. APs nickel and dime casinos back just rarely to death.
    God bless this forum. You people are precious.

  3. #3
    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    It's getting bad out there.
    I bet at one place a couple days in a row.
    I give the drink tickets away.
    They get snotty with me telling me that the tickets are non-transferrable.
    Power Tripping Bullshit.
    Nazi Bastards.
    Hate these Fuckers.
    I asked if the beer was non-transferrable.
    I got the beers and gave them away.
    Idiots have no clue that is why the place is empty.
    That Casino has literally chased all its players away.
    Common theme around town.
    Take them down ZenKing... Take them down!
    Vegas keeps building more casinos. Seems to me gambling spread out far too much. I'd love to go back 20 years with what I know now. Vegas can't rely on gaming revenue as a loss leader so they look for it everywhere else. IE nickel and diming everyone to death. I kinda find it all sorta funny. APs nickel and dime casinos back just rarely to death.
    Gaming wasn't a loss leader, but what i meant is they could give away while gambling was the loss leaders. Booze was easily available. Now all that is seen as a new revenue stream. Parking? Oh you're a guest? fuck you, pay over 2 hours of minimum wage for the right to part your car at our hotel on top of that $50 resort fee. lol. fuck the strip although opening the door to a room at ARIA and having the curtain open up is pretty cool first time experience.
    God bless this forum. You people are precious.

  4. #4
    Listen Up Sportsbook Nazis.
    When I bet 400 to 900 dollars in the book I expect drink tickets.
    Those are mine and I can do whatever I choose with them.
    You assholes realize I can go play nickel keno and drink all day long?
    You Fuckers are Evil.
    ZenKing is going to ruin the lot of you.
    You can't 86 me, that's illegal.
    ZenKing said so!

    You'll know who I am.
    I'm the guy ordering beers at the bar with my drink tickets and throwing them directly in the trash.
    Or spilling them all over your floor and machines.
    Fuckers.
    You don't know who you messin' with!!

  5. #5
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Listen Up Sportsbook Nazis.
    When I bet 400 to 900 dollars in the book I expect drink tickets.
    Those are mine and I can do whatever I choose with them.
    You assholes realize I can go play nickel keno and drink all day long?
    You Fuckers are Evil.
    ZenKing is going to ruin the lot of you.
    You can't 86 me, that's illegal.
    ZenKing said so!

    You'll know who I am.
    I'm the guy ordering beers at the bar with my drink tickets and throwing them directly in the trash.
    Or spilling them all over your floor and machines.
    Fuckers.
    You don't know who you messin' with!!

    How cheap am I? Last time I was at the Westgate, the bar behind the sports book wanted $7 for a beer.

    There was nothing I wanted to bet. I went to the ticket counter and asked how much betting was required for a drink ticket. The clerk said $100 (it's probably more now). I asked, "Is there any rule against betting both sides of the same game?" He said no. So I took both sides of the same game, donated $5 on the transaction, and got my drink ticket.

    Saved two bucks. Ka-ching!!

    I probably spent the two bucks later at Ellis Island.


    (Note: If this story doesn't get "Singer" out of hiding, I don't know what will. He'll feel a building need to go on a rant regarding what a low-end bottom dweller I am.)

  6. #6
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    How cheap am I? Last time I was at the Westgate, the bar behind the sports book wanted $7 for a beer.

    There was nothing I wanted to bet. I went to the ticket counter and asked how much betting was required for a drink ticket. The clerk said $100 (it's probably more now). I asked, "Is there any rule against betting both sides of the same game?" He said no. So I took both sides of the same game, donated $5 on the transaction, and got my drink ticket.

    Saved two bucks. Ka-ching!!

    I probably spent the two bucks later at Ellis Island.


    (Note: If this story doesn't get "Singer" out of hiding, I don't know what will. He'll feel a building need to go on a rant regarding what a low-end bottom dweller I am.)
    It makes my heart warm and fuzzy that a Phony Bastard like yourself, keeps contributing to this Hate Site.

    Your story is worse than betting parlays.
    You don't have to gamble one red cent in this town to get Free Drinks.
    It does make more sense to tip 1 to 5 dollars to the girls depending on how much you want to hammer it.
    When I used to drink heavy I would have 5 double vodkas and 3 beer chasers around me at all times.
    You can go to multiple stations and Fake Play... Tip the waitress beforehand always works best.

    My Beef or Issue isn't with obtaining Free Drinks.
    My problem is the Nazi People working for the Sportsbook who think they own the money or own the drink tickets.
    It's a pure power tripping bunch of bullshit from the Liberals most likely.
    I dropped this beer into the garbage after the picture.
    I'm ashamed of myself because the High Life doesn't deserve such abuse.

    Interesting note today is that Boyd had the Lightning at +164 on the Puck Line, WilliamHill had them at +150 and Circa had them at +155.
    See how Evil those Brits at WilliamHill can be?
    That's literally a 28% differential, if I am mathing correctly... tableplay to the rescue.
    That can't be right... Fuck... 14%?
    Fuck if I know...
    I know that I get 14 more dollars on every hundo bet if I go straight puck line with Boyd.
    I know that for fact.
    Mother Fuckers.
    The Book is Evil and needs to be taken down a peg or two.
    Please help and respond ZenKing!

    Lastly, I wish I wanted to sit in the sportsbook all day these days but I do not but if I did... this Circa Sportsbook is pretty sweet.
    Reminds me of the Magom back in the early 90s before they had to change the Lion because Slant Eyed Gooks scared Lion Mouth eat their money and souls.
    That book was pretty sweet with the circled tv bar and 8 Big Screens next to each other on the wall.
    WilliamHill at the Cosmopolitan has kind of copied that layout.
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    Last edited by monet; 03-02-2021 at 11:49 AM.

  7. #7
    I would've thought all of you Vegas AP's would be at Rampart on National Blackjack Day trying to earn those $20 free bets

  8. #8
    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    I would've thought all of you Vegas AP's would be at Rampart on National Blackjack Day trying to earn those $20 free bets
    I gave up 21 ever since they flat betted me and afterwards told me I wasn't welcome to play anymore.
    That was in the mid 90s though so I'm sure I could easily get back into it without an issue.
    My game is in the toilet though... would have to retrain my mind.
    I would have to deal with more people and the pit which sounds worse than the Sportsbook.
    I probably would have to consider teaming up which doesn't sound appealing.
    My eyesight probably isn't good enough anymore.
    On a funny note I seen one BlackJack Dealer cleaning all the chips with bleach or some cleaner.
    Pretty funny actually lol lol lol.

    No way I could get in and out of the Pit for 15 years without detection like kewlJ claims.
    Fuckers always remember me these days.
    Gone are the days when I blended in like the carpet or wallpaper.
    Last edited by monet; 03-02-2021 at 11:57 AM.

  9. #9
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    I would've thought all of you Vegas AP's would be at Rampart on National Blackjack Day trying to earn those $20 free bets
    I gave up 21 ever since they flat betted me and afterwards told me I wasn't welcome to play anymore.
    That was in the mid 90s though so I'm sure I could easily get back into it without an issue.
    My game is in the toilet though... would have to retrain my mind.
    I would have to deal with more people and the pit which sounds worse than the Sportsbook.
    I probably would have to consider teaming up which doesn't sound appealing.
    My eyesight probably isn't good enough anymore.
    On a funny note I seen one BlackJack Dealer cleaning all the chips with bleach or some cleaner.
    Pretty funny actually lol lol lol.

    No way I could get in and out of the Pit for 15 years without detection like kewlJ claims.
    Fuckers always remember me these days.
    Gone are the days when I blended in like the carpet or wallpaper.
    All you needed to do was flat bet $10 and any suited bj paid $15 PLUS you get a $20 free bet. All worth less than minimum wage!

  10. #10
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    I would've thought all of you Vegas AP's would be at Rampart on National Blackjack Day trying to earn those $20 free bets
    I gave up 21 ever since they flat betted me and afterwards told me I wasn't welcome to play anymore.
    That was in the mid 90s though so I'm sure I could easily get back into it without an issue.
    My game is in the toilet though... would have to retrain my mind.
    I would have to deal with more people and the pit which sounds worse than the Sportsbook.
    I probably would have to consider teaming up which doesn't sound appealing.
    My eyesight probably isn't good enough anymore.
    On a funny note I seen one BlackJack Dealer cleaning all the chips with bleach or some cleaner.
    Pretty funny actually lol lol lol.

    No way I could get in and out of the Pit for 15 years without detection like kewlJ claims.
    Fuckers always remember me these days.
    Gone are the days when I blended in like the carpet or wallpaper.
    If you're the same in person, as you are online im sure your very memorable

  11. #11
    Last I checked at Caesars Palace, I think they wanted $300 in play for a drink ticket, so not so free there. Also, the Palms had ceased their generosity and required a couple hundred bucks. So not so easy at the ticket counters, monet. Palms used to give out free tickets if you halfway asked nice, regardless of amount. Not recently.

    Now if you can sweet talk the waitresses, monet, more power to you.

  12. #12
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    Last I checked at Caesars Palace, I think they wanted $300 in play for a drink ticket, so not so free there. Also, the Palms had ceased their generosity and required a couple hundred bucks. So not so easy at the ticket counters, monet. Palms used to give out free tickets if you halfway asked nice, regardless of amount. Not these days.

    Now if you can sweet talk the waitresses, monet, more power to you.
    This is a Hate Site and you are constantly contributing to it.
    Thank You for your Support.

    Has nothing to do with sweet talking the waitress.
    You go out to any machine on the floor.
    Put some money in it.
    Wait for the cocktail girl.
    Pre-Tip her.
    Cash Out without ever playing.
    Repeat.
    Drink all day and night for Free or 1 to 2 dollars a drink.
    That works in any Casino in Vegas.
    Especially now since the Girls are starving for tips.

    However, The Fucking Book is ridiculous in their method for drink tickets.
    It wasn't long ago they just gave you free drinks if you were sitting in the book.
    Ok 20 some odd years ago but the point is they are Evil Mother Fuckers.

    Free Drinks has nothing to do with sweet talking a waitress.
    Just pre tip them a buck or two beforehand.
    If you get some real Nazi you just move to a different station or you play some stupid nickel game and spin once or twice.
    Downtown... easier as you can move from Casino to Casino.
    You really want great service getting 2 to 3 drinks at a time??
    Just pre-tip her a Fin.
    You won't see straight soon enough.

    I rarely drink anymore.
    Maybe some personal J. Blue or some expensive wine that I got from comp.
    Some Dom that I bought for New Years, perhaps... last year I got a horrid bottle.
    Dry or Bitter as all heck.
    If I want to spin around, I'll pop a brownie or some Canaoil.

    The point is when I bet in the book I want what they give.
    They give drink tickets for certain amounts wagered.
    I want my Fucking drink tickets and I want to use them how I want to use them.
    They can't Fucking say the ticket is Non-Transferrable when my ID or Name isn't even on the ticket.
    Fuck!
    Last edited by monet; 03-02-2021 at 12:26 PM.

  13. #13
    Oh and let's not forget if you bet 2 Fucking Dollars on horses you get a drink ticket.
    They want 200 dollars or more if you bet on sports.
    Fucking Bullshit Drink Ticket Nazis.
    Actually, I have been ranting about this for about 10 years or so.
    I've ripped up drink tickets and poured beer out right in front of sportsbook employees.
    Yeah... sometimes I am that guy.
    I'll go start pissing all over the floor and wall in their sportsbook bathrooms.
    Fuckers.

  14. #14
    Maybe they should just be like the rest of the country and charge $5 for a bottle of beer.

  15. #15
    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    Maybe they should just be like the rest of the country and charge $5 for a bottle of beer.
    I guess you mean the whole Casino should start doing that.
    They do that and its BYOB.
    Cheaper to buy a bottle at the store and mix it with your sprite or whatever.
    Next you say they will not allow any outside food or drink.
    You start saving their water bottles and fill them with Vodka.
    As if the Casino doesn't make enough money already on their games and charging tourists for drinks who actually pay cash.

  16. #16
    Just hit up the Walgreens and bring in your own case of beer. Problem solved!

  17. #17
    Originally Posted by jbjb View Post
    Just hit up the Walgreens and bring in your own case of beer. Problem solved!
    If you have a room.
    I have brought coolers of beer to the machines with me in the past.
    When I would get shut off in the poker room I would go next door and buy a six pack and bring it back to the table.
    I've been 86'd for 24 hours a few times.

  18. #18
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    Last I checked at Caesars Palace, I think they wanted $300 in play for a drink ticket, so not so free there. Also, the Palms had ceased their generosity and required a couple hundred bucks. So not so easy at the ticket counters, monet. Palms used to give out free tickets if you halfway asked nice, regardless of amount. Not these days.

    Now if you can sweet talk the waitresses, monet, more power to you.
    This is a Hate Site and you are constantly contributing to it.
    Thank You for your Support.

    Has nothing to do with sweet talking the waitress.
    You go out to any machine on the floor.
    Put some money in it.
    Wait for the cocktail girl.
    Pre-Tip her.
    Cash Out without ever playing.
    Repeat.
    Drink all day and night for Free or 1 to 2 dollars a drink.
    That works in any Casino in Vegas.
    Especially now since the Girls are starving for tips.

    However, The Fucking Book is ridiculous in their method for drink tickets.
    It wasn't long ago they just gave you free drinks if you were sitting in the book.
    Ok 20 some odd years ago but the point is they are Evil Mother Fuckers.

    Free Drinks has nothing to do with sweet talking a waitress.
    Just pre tip them a buck or two beforehand.
    If you get some real Nazi you just move to a different station or you play some stupid nickel game and spin once or twice.
    Downtown... easier as you can move from Casino to Casino.
    You really want great service getting 2 to 3 drinks at a time??
    Just pre-tip her a Fin.
    You won't see straight soon enough.

    I rarely drink anymore.
    Maybe some personal J. Blue or some expensive wine that I got from comp.
    Some Dom that I bought for New Years, perhaps... last year I got a horrid bottle.
    Dry or Bitter as all heck.
    If I want to spin around, I'll pop a brownie or some Canaoil.

    The point is when I bet in the book I want what they give.
    They give drink tickets for certain amounts wagered.
    I want my Fucking drink tickets and I want to use them how I want to use them.
    They can't Fucking say the ticket is Non-Transferrable when my ID or Name isn't even on the ticket.
    Fuck!

    Yes, monet, I get that. My petite red-headed sister-in-law was shocked, shocked I tell you, when she discovered she could get free drinks by standing next to a slot machine.

    My point is that I don't do that stuff. I'm not going to leave a sports book seat where I am paying attention to something and stand next to a slot machine to get a drink. The casino can kiss my ass on that. if I'm paying attention to something, I'm not going to break that concentration for 10 seconds, much less five minutes, to get a free drink.

    So if the sports books are too tight to give me a drink ticket (which half the time is for a 50/50 orange juice and club soda), as you say, fuck the drink Nazis. The whole point of giving people drink tickets for minimal wagering back in the 80's and 90's was to have a bunch of sloshed, loss-chasing idiots in the seats by the late night kickoff games. If sports books are too proper to pursue that end these days, or too cheap, so be it. I will tattoo their Nazi derrieres in other ways.

    Note: In case Jay Kornegay is reading this, I don't mean you, Jay. You are a gentleman and a scholar and have always been.

  19. #19
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    If you're the same in person, as you are online im sure your very memorable
    Usually I am pretty quiet or focused on what I am doing.
    The problem is that it isn't hard for someone to hit a button and watch me hit the ceiling.
    So I try to stay away from conversation.
    Kind of hard to do that in the pit.
    And I tend to get loud at times if you get me going.
    I tone down all the stereotype talk in public though.
    I might whisper something offensive or mumble it.
    I'm kinda of a big Russian Type of guy.
    I've been told by people in the past that I am intimidating.
    I don't see it but they say after they got to know me they were fine but for some reason I guess I just have that look.
    I tend to be very direct.

  20. #20
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    Yes, monet, I get that. My petite red-headed sister-in-law was shocked, shocked I tell you, when she discovered she could get free drinks by standing next to a slot machine.

    My point is that I don't do that stuff. I'm not going to leave a sports book seat where I am paying attention to something and stand next to a slot machine to get a drink. The casino can kiss my ass on that. if I'm paying attention to something, I'm not going to break that concentration for 10 seconds, much less five minutes, to get a free drink.

    So if the sports books are too tight to give me a drink ticket (which half the time is for a 50/50 orange juice and club soda), as you say, fuck the drink Nazis. The whole point of giving people drink tickets for minimal wagering back in the 80's and 90's was to have a bunch of sloshed, loss-chasing idiots in the seats by the late night kickoff games. If sports books are too proper to pursue that end these days, or too cheap, so be it. I will tattoo their Nazi derrieres in other ways.

    Note: In case Jay Kornegay is reading this, I don't mean you, Jay. You are a gentleman and a scholar and have always been.
    In this case it is very simple.
    You get all your drinks ready and backed up before you sit down.
    Or you just buy a bottle which is much cheaper.
    Heck, you are an Orleans guy... that liquor store has always been reasonable.
    Whatever though... your way... best way.

    I think you might be taking it a step further because you actually spend time in the book whereas I am in and out.
    Again my issue isn't about getting free drinks.
    I just want whatever they are giving for my action and I don't want to be told how I have to use a drink ticket.
    I also don't want snotty sportsbook managers giving me strife, which they do.
    Do you have an ID?
    Do you have a Players Card?
    You can't bet 2000 dollars... sorry.
    Fuckers making me drive all over town for an hour or two betting 800 and 900 dollars at each property because they want to get to know their players who bet 1000 dollars or more.
    I don't want to get to know you!
    I don't need friends like them.
    You can't transfer drink tickets.
    Fuck... talk about Scared Book!!
    Chicken Shit Mother Fuckers
    Last edited by monet; 03-02-2021 at 01:12 PM.

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