I love this show, and so does my wife -- and it's because we really can identify with it.

Yeah -- the other night when she was working late I opened up my mystery basket and put together a great dinner with... jicama, peanut butter, yogurt and granola bars. that was the appetizer.

For the main course I had bottled hearts of palm, kosher dill pickle spears, dry roasted almonds and string cheese.

And for dessert... I threw together avocado, ice cream, pretzels and dried salami.

Gee Ted, when can I come on the show? If I won $10,000 I....