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  1. #1
    Some Gambler punched a slot three times in frustrated anger the other day after complaining that the bonus symbols ALMOST lined up TWENTY times(This Gambler didn't get any of the Bonuses) and lost their money. The Slot turned blank(The screen itself didn't crack or anything, it just turned blank and had an "Error," message after the frustrated punches). What is the Penalty for causing a slot to turn off/go blank out of frustrated anger?
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  2. #2
    That'll probably depend on how much he has lost at that casino lifetime.

  3. #3
    Long ago, one night, at the El Cortel my best pal and I were getting blackout drunk.
    He was playing some full pay dollar game.
    At that time they had a bunch of full pay games.
    This is before Dancer came in and helped destroy the place.
    Anyways... I play some dollar double deuce game or something like that.
    It wasn't Full Pay but I didn't care because I didn't want to move from my pal who was the professional.
    He had just beat the dice game for 17k prior the night before and I borrowed 8k from him.
    This is before I really knew anything about Video Poker.
    So I play about 10 to 15 minutes and his girlfriend is on her way over to bring me the strategy.
    I hit a Royal for 4k just as she was arriving.
    We joked that I didn't need it anymore lol.
    So I get paid and give my buddy 4k back on the 8k loan.
    The cocktail girl isn't coming fast enough so I head over to the bar which is only a hop, skip and jump away.
    It's the bar that was by the Coffee Shop and Keno.
    We were in the high limit area next to the Cage at the time.
    So as I'm waiting for our drinks I start playing dollar 8/5 bonus poker.
    You know so I don't have to pay for these drinks.
    I don't have my card and ask the guy next to me if he has one so he can earn some points.
    lol a few hands after I put his card in I hit another 4k Royal.
    So I'm drunk, tipping well to the floor and they know me anyways.
    I head back to the Joker Game that my pal is getting crushed on lol.
    Pay him back another 4k and it is Marker Down.
    We get into some debate about caring about this or that.
    I get all Fake Upset and punch the very thin upper glass on the Double Deuce Machine that I hit the first 4k Royal on.
    It shatters all to hell lol.
    Of course the two Slot Managers are at the Employee Cage Window and I tell them don't worry I'll pay for it if I have to.
    They tell me not to worry and we leave as I basically ruined the party.
    Not sure what gambling venture we moved onto next because like I say... blackout drunk lol.
    Anyways... that's my story of punching machines.
    The only other time I did the same sort of thing was at the Stardust on the 4700 Full Pay Triple Play Nickel Joker Machines.
    I cracked the shit out of the top glass.
    That glass was much thicker.
    Blackout Drunk can be fun.
    Ask AxelWolf.
    He knows all about blackout drunk.

  4. #4
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Ask AxelWolf.
    He knows all about blackout drunk.
    Goddamn you, so do I!!!

    Anyway, great story! I can't say that I've ever broken anything in a casino, but I've seen someone else do it on two separate occasions. In neither case did I know the person.

  5. #5
    Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Goddamn you, so do I!!!

    Anyway, great story! I can't say that I've ever broken anything in a casino, but I've seen someone else do it on two separate occasions. In neither case did I know the person.
    It's odd for me because I have never done it out of anger.
    Always just Fucking around with Fake Bullshit to see how far I can push people.
    I don't even realize I am doing it.
    That story was around 20 years ago.
    Those two employees are still working there running the joint.

  6. #6
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Long ago, one night, at the El Cortel my best pal and I were getting blackout drunk.
    He was playing some full pay dollar game.
    At that time they had a bunch of full pay games.
    This is before Dancer came in and helped destroy the place.
    Anyways... I play some dollar double deuce game or something like that.
    It wasn't Full Pay but I didn't care because I didn't want to move from my pal who was the professional.
    He had just beat the dice game for 17k prior the night before and I borrowed 8k from him.
    This is before I really knew anything about Video Poker.
    So I play about 10 to 15 minutes and his girlfriend is on her way over to bring me the strategy.
    I hit a Royal for 4k just as she was arriving.
    We joked that I didn't need it anymore lol.
    So I get paid and give my buddy 4k back on the 8k loan.
    The cocktail girl isn't coming fast enough so I head over to the bar which is only a hop, skip and jump away.
    It's the bar that was by the Coffee Shop and Keno.
    We were in the high limit area next to the Cage at the time.
    So as I'm waiting for our drinks I start playing dollar 8/5 bonus poker.
    You know so I don't have to pay for these drinks.
    I don't have my card and ask the guy next to me if he has one so he can earn some points.
    lol a few hands after I put his card in I hit another 4k Royal.
    So I'm drunk, tipping well to the floor and they know me anyways.
    I head back to the Joker Game that my pal is getting crushed on lol.
    Pay him back another 4k and it is Marker Down.
    We get into some debate about caring about this or that.
    I get all Fake Upset and punch the very thin upper glass on the Double Deuce Machine that I hit the first 4k Royal on.
    It shatters all to hell lol.
    Of course the two Slot Managers are at the Employee Cage Window and I tell them don't worry I'll pay for it if I have to.
    They tell me not to worry and we leave as I basically ruined the party.
    Not sure what gambling venture we moved onto next because like I say... blackout drunk lol.
    Anyways... that's my story of punching machines.
    The only other time I did the same sort of thing was at the Stardust on the 4700 Full Pay Triple Play Nickel Joker Machines.
    I cracked the shit out of the top glass.
    That glass was much thicker.
    Blackout Drunk can be fun.
    Ask AxelWolf.
    He knows all about blackout drunk.
    Because you were quoted: You can't name one time I was back out drunk, that's just your speculation bassed on me falling asleep. Has nothing to do with having a blackout.I got up and walked into my own house when you dropped me off as soon as we stopped. I have oftentimes fallen asleep because I only sleep for about 6 hour's a day ussully 3 or 4 hours at a time. Anyone that has been around me while drinking will confirm when I wake up I spring into action as if I never had a drink in the first place. There have been times where I have been drinking and other's haven't I'll be the last to get to bed and the first to get up. You are just making shit up.
    Last edited by AxelWolf; 04-27-2021 at 04:03 PM.

  7. #7
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Goddamn you, so do I!!!

    Anyway, great story! I can't say that I've ever broken anything in a casino, but I've seen someone else do it on two separate occasions. In neither case did I know the person.
    It's odd for me because I have never done it out of anger.
    Always just Fucking around with Fake Bullshit to see how far I can push people.
    I don't even realize I am doing it.
    That story was around 20 years ago.
    Those two employees are still working there running the joint.
    You were around in Vegas 20 years ago playing AP shit ? That is contray to what you have said before. You must have been working in the shadows because you would definitely be known if that was not the case.

  8. #8
    I was chastised by a security guard for palming the side of a slot. Often the doors don't fully shut when they have to open a slot for whatever reason and the machine freezes at the slightest shake until a slot tech comes and I'd watched them many times bump the latch side of the door with their palms and the machine automatically clears up. So I thought to save them a trip and a security officer got upset and wanted to know what I was bumping the machine for and in a sarcastic tone. I was waiting to say I told you so when the slot tech showed,but unlucky for me it was a computer reset and I ended up eating crow for 30 minutes.

  9. #9
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    This is before I really knew anything about Video Poker.
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    You were around in Vegas 20 years ago playing AP shit ? That is contray to what you have said before. You must have been working in the shadows because you would definitely be known if that was not the case.
    You're accusing him of contradicting himself before he even answered your question.

    Could he have been playing AP shit back then without knowing anything about Video Poker?

  10. #10
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    You're accusing him of contradicting himself before he even answered your question.

    Could he have been playing AP shit back then without knowing anything about Video Poker?
    The truth is that I am always contradicting myself and constantly fibbing or making false witness.
    Not to mention stealing and cheating.
    And lastly, I am looking for constant attention from this site.
    Positive or Negative Attention does not matter.
    Anyone reading and replying to my posts is good enough.

  11. #11
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    The truth is that I am always contradicting myself and constantly fibbing
    If the truth is that you're constantly fibbing, then you're lying about fibbing.

    I need Garnabby to sort this out.

  12. #12
    Originally Posted by monet
    The truth is that ... I am looking for constant attention from this site. Positive or Negative Attention does not matter. Anyone reading and replying to my posts is good enough.
    *YAWN*

    Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
    What, Me Worry?

  13. #13
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Some Gambler punched a slot three times in frustrated anger the other day after complaining that the bonus symbols ALMOST lined up TWENTY times(This Gambler didn't get any of the Bonuses) and lost their money. The Slot turned blank(The screen itself didn't crack or anything, it just turned blank and had an "Error," message after the frustrated punches). What is the Penalty for causing a slot to turn off/go blank out of frustrated anger?
    You really just need to clean your pussy up and have some white guy cum inside it. Then all this can go away. You will have a new hobby.

  14. #14
    Damn it, theywotpayontuesday, you're a couple centuries too late to live the life you dream of as a slave owner.

    Hey, who wouldn't want to own people?

    Think of the fun you could have playing god.

    Alas, times change.

    Their lives matter: remember that, no matter how much their behavior may argue for the alternative.
    What, Me Worry?

  15. #15
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    This is before I really knew anything about Video Poker.
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    You were around in Vegas 20 years ago playing AP shit ? That is contray to what you have said before. You must have been working in the shadows because you would definitely be known if that was not the case.
    You're accusing him of contradicting himself before he even answered your question.

    Could he have been playing AP shit back then without knowing anything about Video Poker?
    You don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I'm not going to clue you in either.

  16. #16
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    If the truth is that you're constantly fibbing, then you're lying about fibbing.

    I need Garnabby to sort this out.
    I need Garnabby to sort this out.

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    It looks like there are still 67 Big Boy locations in the United States, according to their website.

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    Michigan was the 26th State, California the 31st, Ohio the 17th, Nevada 36th and North Dakota the 39th.

    58 + 26 + 5 + 31 + 2 + 17 + 1 + 36 + 1 + 39 = 216

    Big Boy was founded on August 6, 1936.

    1936-216 = 1720.

    This was the month that the South Sea Company hit its historical peak price, August, 1720. Richard Woodruff was the inspiration for the Big Boy logo. Woodruff, at the age of six years old walked into a Big Boy while Bob Wian was trying to think of a name for his new burger, looking at Woodruff he said, "Hello, Big Boy."
    Last edited by Mission146; 04-28-2021 at 08:14 AM.

  17. #17
    lol @ Mission146

  18. #18
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
    I asked a question, dipshit.

    That's the whole point of asking questions, you bass-ackwards hick.

  19. #19
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post

    If the truth is that you're constantly fibbing, then you're lying about fibbing.

    I need Garnabby to sort this out.
    Not spectacular, but, nonetheless, numerically tight.


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    139 ---> 931 = 19*7^2, to 197 = 1[3^2]7, to 137.
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  20. #20
    Update. The Slot in question has now been fixed since then.mm l
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

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