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  1. #1
    Some Gambler punched a slot three times in frustrated anger the other day after complaining that the bonus symbols ALMOST lined up TWENTY times(This Gambler didn't get any of the Bonuses) and lost their money. The Slot turned blank(The screen itself didn't crack or anything, it just turned blank and had an "Error," message after the frustrated punches). What is the Penalty for causing a slot to turn off/go blank out of frustrated anger?
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

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  2. #2
    That'll probably depend on how much he has lost at that casino lifetime.

  3. #3
    Long ago, one night, at the El Cortel my best pal and I were getting blackout drunk.
    He was playing some full pay dollar game.
    At that time they had a bunch of full pay games.
    This is before Dancer came in and helped destroy the place.
    Anyways... I play some dollar double deuce game or something like that.
    It wasn't Full Pay but I didn't care because I didn't want to move from my pal who was the professional.
    He had just beat the dice game for 17k prior the night before and I borrowed 8k from him.
    This is before I really knew anything about Video Poker.
    So I play about 10 to 15 minutes and his girlfriend is on her way over to bring me the strategy.
    I hit a Royal for 4k just as she was arriving.
    We joked that I didn't need it anymore lol.
    So I get paid and give my buddy 4k back on the 8k loan.
    The cocktail girl isn't coming fast enough so I head over to the bar which is only a hop, skip and jump away.
    It's the bar that was by the Coffee Shop and Keno.
    We were in the high limit area next to the Cage at the time.
    So as I'm waiting for our drinks I start playing dollar 8/5 bonus poker.
    You know so I don't have to pay for these drinks.
    I don't have my card and ask the guy next to me if he has one so he can earn some points.
    lol a few hands after I put his card in I hit another 4k Royal.
    So I'm drunk, tipping well to the floor and they know me anyways.
    I head back to the Joker Game that my pal is getting crushed on lol.
    Pay him back another 4k and it is Marker Down.
    We get into some debate about caring about this or that.
    I get all Fake Upset and punch the very thin upper glass on the Double Deuce Machine that I hit the first 4k Royal on.
    It shatters all to hell lol.
    Of course the two Slot Managers are at the Employee Cage Window and I tell them don't worry I'll pay for it if I have to.
    They tell me not to worry and we leave as I basically ruined the party.
    Not sure what gambling venture we moved onto next because like I say... blackout drunk lol.
    Anyways... that's my story of punching machines.
    The only other time I did the same sort of thing was at the Stardust on the 4700 Full Pay Triple Play Nickel Joker Machines.
    I cracked the shit out of the top glass.
    That glass was much thicker.
    Blackout Drunk can be fun.
    Ask AxelWolf.
    He knows all about blackout drunk.

  4. #4
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Ask AxelWolf.
    He knows all about blackout drunk.
    Goddamn you, so do I!!!

    Anyway, great story! I can't say that I've ever broken anything in a casino, but I've seen someone else do it on two separate occasions. In neither case did I know the person.

  5. #5
    Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Goddamn you, so do I!!!

    Anyway, great story! I can't say that I've ever broken anything in a casino, but I've seen someone else do it on two separate occasions. In neither case did I know the person.
    It's odd for me because I have never done it out of anger.
    Always just Fucking around with Fake Bullshit to see how far I can push people.
    I don't even realize I am doing it.
    That story was around 20 years ago.
    Those two employees are still working there running the joint.

  6. #6
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Goddamn you, so do I!!!

    Anyway, great story! I can't say that I've ever broken anything in a casino, but I've seen someone else do it on two separate occasions. In neither case did I know the person.
    It's odd for me because I have never done it out of anger.
    Always just Fucking around with Fake Bullshit to see how far I can push people.
    I don't even realize I am doing it.
    That story was around 20 years ago.
    Those two employees are still working there running the joint.
    You were around in Vegas 20 years ago playing AP shit ? That is contray to what you have said before. You must have been working in the shadows because you would definitely be known if that was not the case.

  7. #7
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    This is before I really knew anything about Video Poker.
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    You were around in Vegas 20 years ago playing AP shit ? That is contray to what you have said before. You must have been working in the shadows because you would definitely be known if that was not the case.
    You're accusing him of contradicting himself before he even answered your question.

    Could he have been playing AP shit back then without knowing anything about Video Poker?

  8. #8
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Long ago, one night, at the El Cortel my best pal and I were getting blackout drunk.
    He was playing some full pay dollar game.
    At that time they had a bunch of full pay games.
    This is before Dancer came in and helped destroy the place.
    Anyways... I play some dollar double deuce game or something like that.
    It wasn't Full Pay but I didn't care because I didn't want to move from my pal who was the professional.
    He had just beat the dice game for 17k prior the night before and I borrowed 8k from him.
    This is before I really knew anything about Video Poker.
    So I play about 10 to 15 minutes and his girlfriend is on her way over to bring me the strategy.
    I hit a Royal for 4k just as she was arriving.
    We joked that I didn't need it anymore lol.
    So I get paid and give my buddy 4k back on the 8k loan.
    The cocktail girl isn't coming fast enough so I head over to the bar which is only a hop, skip and jump away.
    It's the bar that was by the Coffee Shop and Keno.
    We were in the high limit area next to the Cage at the time.
    So as I'm waiting for our drinks I start playing dollar 8/5 bonus poker.
    You know so I don't have to pay for these drinks.
    I don't have my card and ask the guy next to me if he has one so he can earn some points.
    lol a few hands after I put his card in I hit another 4k Royal.
    So I'm drunk, tipping well to the floor and they know me anyways.
    I head back to the Joker Game that my pal is getting crushed on lol.
    Pay him back another 4k and it is Marker Down.
    We get into some debate about caring about this or that.
    I get all Fake Upset and punch the very thin upper glass on the Double Deuce Machine that I hit the first 4k Royal on.
    It shatters all to hell lol.
    Of course the two Slot Managers are at the Employee Cage Window and I tell them don't worry I'll pay for it if I have to.
    They tell me not to worry and we leave as I basically ruined the party.
    Not sure what gambling venture we moved onto next because like I say... blackout drunk lol.
    Anyways... that's my story of punching machines.
    The only other time I did the same sort of thing was at the Stardust on the 4700 Full Pay Triple Play Nickel Joker Machines.
    I cracked the shit out of the top glass.
    That glass was much thicker.
    Blackout Drunk can be fun.
    Ask AxelWolf.
    He knows all about blackout drunk.
    Because you were quoted: You can't name one time I was back out drunk, that's just your speculation bassed on me falling asleep. Has nothing to do with having a blackout.I got up and walked into my own house when you dropped me off as soon as we stopped. I have oftentimes fallen asleep because I only sleep for about 6 hour's a day ussully 3 or 4 hours at a time. Anyone that has been around me while drinking will confirm when I wake up I spring into action as if I never had a drink in the first place. There have been times where I have been drinking and other's haven't I'll be the last to get to bed and the first to get up. You are just making shit up.
    Last edited by AxelWolf; 04-27-2021 at 04:03 PM.

  9. #9
    I was chastised by a security guard for palming the side of a slot. Often the doors don't fully shut when they have to open a slot for whatever reason and the machine freezes at the slightest shake until a slot tech comes and I'd watched them many times bump the latch side of the door with their palms and the machine automatically clears up. So I thought to save them a trip and a security officer got upset and wanted to know what I was bumping the machine for and in a sarcastic tone. I was waiting to say I told you so when the slot tech showed,but unlucky for me it was a computer reset and I ended up eating crow for 30 minutes.

  10. #10
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Some Gambler punched a slot three times in frustrated anger the other day after complaining that the bonus symbols ALMOST lined up TWENTY times(This Gambler didn't get any of the Bonuses) and lost their money. The Slot turned blank(The screen itself didn't crack or anything, it just turned blank and had an "Error," message after the frustrated punches). What is the Penalty for causing a slot to turn off/go blank out of frustrated anger?
    You really just need to clean your pussy up and have some white guy cum inside it. Then all this can go away. You will have a new hobby.

  11. #11
    Damn it, theywotpayontuesday, you're a couple centuries too late to live the life you dream of as a slave owner.

    Hey, who wouldn't want to own people?

    Think of the fun you could have playing god.

    Alas, times change.

    Their lives matter: remember that, no matter how much their behavior may argue for the alternative.
    What, Me Worry?

  12. #12
    lol @ Mission146

  13. #13
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    lol @ Mission146
    Mission, like Deech, has some psychic potential. Ha.

    I imagine that he realized that 216 = 6*6*6.


    If make a 9 out of the d, then


    1 ne39 Garnabby 7o s0r7 this 0ut. ---> Big Boy Restaurants.

    https://anagram-solver.net/1%20ne39%...t?partial=true


    Note the numerals, 139, as before, along with 7070 = 101*[(6 X 10) + 10] ---> 116_611. And, that if make two 1's of the capital i, and, omit the 0's, then there are the numerals, 137, and 197. Substituting 1, for I, is a voluntary or non-mandatory substitution, but, which doesn't preclude the output line.

    There are a couple of even stranger things, with my first reply here, to do with the only "readable" output line, but, which are beyond the scope of the "question".

    Just goes to show how strange, easy, or whatever, such "things" work out.
    Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsa6ojQcYXQ

    Garnabby + OppsIdidItAgain + ThomasClines (or TomasHClines) + The Grim Reaper + LMR + OneHitWonder (or 1HitWonder, 1Hit1der) + Bill Yung ---> GOTTLOB1, or GOTTLOB = Praise to God!

    Blog at https://garnabby.blogspot.com/

  14. #14
    Originally Posted by Garnabby View Post
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    lol @ Mission146
    Mission, like Deech, has some psychic potential. Ha.

    I imagine that he realized that 216 = 6*6*6.


    If make a 9 out of the d, then


    1 ne39 Garnabby 7o s0r7 this 0ut. ---> Big Boy Restaurants.

    https://anagram-solver.net/1%20ne39%...t?partial=true


    Note the numerals, 139, as before, along with 7070 = 101*[(6 X 10) + 10] ---> 116_611. And, that if make two 1's of the capital i, and, omit the 0's, then there are the numerals, 137, and 197. Substituting 1, for I, is a voluntary or non-mandatory substitution, but, which doesn't preclude the output line.

    There are a couple of even stranger things, with my first reply here, to do with the only "readable" output line, but, which are beyond the scope of the "question".

    Just goes to show how strange, easy, or whatever, such "things" work out.
    I appreciate that you picked up on that. It's my opinion that decent parody requires more thought than the stuff that one would normally write.

  15. #15
    Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Decent parody requires more thought than the stuff that one would normally write.
    Originally Posted by Garnabby View Post
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    lol @ Mission146
    Mission, like Deech, has some psychic potential. Ha.
    Sorry, Tasha. I have to reply, in kind, to Mission.


    Mission, like Deech, has s0me 9sychic 90tential. Ha. --->

    Needles in the Cosmic Haystack.

    https://anagram-solver.net/Mission,%....?partial=true


    0990 = 9*110 ---> 911.

    Anyway, just down the road, from me, is a "Farm Boy". A little bit further down, is a "Country Boy". Now keep going down the road, until come to Detroit, near Warren, Michigan, the original home of the "Big Boy".

    I guess, that if I keep going, well, I'd be up the big ass of, "Toaster Boy", right there in sunny Las Vegas. Ha.
    Last edited by Garnabby; 05-09-2021 at 08:17 AM.
    Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsa6ojQcYXQ

    Garnabby + OppsIdidItAgain + ThomasClines (or TomasHClines) + The Grim Reaper + LMR + OneHitWonder (or 1HitWonder, 1Hit1der) + Bill Yung ---> GOTTLOB1, or GOTTLOB = Praise to God!

    Blog at https://garnabby.blogspot.com/

  16. #16
    Update. The Slot in question has now been fixed since then.mm l
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

    Take comfort in the fact that no one is actually backing up his wishes to have you permanantly banned.


    Smart is knowing a Tomato is a fruit.

    Wise is knowing a Tomato doesn't belong in a fruit salad.



    I am glad to get my full posting rights back! Thank you Dan!

  17. #17
    Garnabby, you said you were done with that highly annoying Anagram/Math thing....:/
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

    Take comfort in the fact that no one is actually backing up his wishes to have you permanantly banned.


    Smart is knowing a Tomato is a fruit.

    Wise is knowing a Tomato doesn't belong in a fruit salad.



    I am glad to get my full posting rights back! Thank you Dan!

  18. #18
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Garnabby, you said you were done with that highly annoying Anagram/Math thing....:/
    Some type of secret code for cream pie? I don't have a farm.

  19. #19
    Hey, Tasha. Just having a bit of fun. Won't happen, again. Ha.

    Are the special retards, Alan, and MrV, still, here? What happened to accountinquestion, and Mr Mouth, himself, Crimm?
    Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsa6ojQcYXQ

    Garnabby + OppsIdidItAgain + ThomasClines (or TomasHClines) + The Grim Reaper + LMR + OneHitWonder (or 1HitWonder, 1Hit1der) + Bill Yung ---> GOTTLOB1, or GOTTLOB = Praise to God!

    Blog at https://garnabby.blogspot.com/

  20. #20
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    Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsa6ojQcYXQ

    Garnabby + OppsIdidItAgain + ThomasClines (or TomasHClines) + The Grim Reaper + LMR + OneHitWonder (or 1HitWonder, 1Hit1der) + Bill Yung ---> GOTTLOB1, or GOTTLOB = Praise to God!

    Blog at https://garnabby.blogspot.com/

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