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Thread: Favorite Coronavirus/Covid-19 Jokes?

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    This was said in early February 2020 when Shutdowns hadn't happened yet. "How to get through long lines REALLY quickly? Just tell People you just came from China YESTERDAY...." LMAO!
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

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    An unnamed forum moderator fathered Nathan's baby.

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    How many militant feminists does it take to administer the Coronavirus vaccine?

    Two.

    One to administer it and the other to suck me off.

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    Two Rats were having a Beer at the bar.
    One asked the other: Are you going to get the Chink Vaccine?
    Fuck No... they haven’t finished testing on the Humans!

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    "I never thought my hands would get more alcohol than my mouth! " LMAO!
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

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    Thanks Alpax,too funny. And don't forget , if you're in a sitting position with a glass of some beverage/water/libation up to your mouth or a cigarette/cigar in your mouth with your mask down, the virus knows this and won't spread. However, if you're in a standing position along with the aforementioned, the virus again knows this and will spread.

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    Good Posts!
    I don't understand why they haven't mandated condoms??
    You can have sex without a condom but if you don't have this new vax you can't go to the Raiders Game??
    Interesting Note is that T-Mobile does not require you to be vaccinated to watch a hockey game.
    Yet.

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    That's actually messed up that you can have all types of Sickness, and can run around getting other People sick just as long as you are fully Vaccinated against Covid-19. Really
    Scary in fact. Someone who has say the Flu can run around with no mask on as long as he or she waves a "Fully Vaccinated against Covid-19!" Paper and infect a bunch of People with the damn Flu!
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

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