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    Pick up a $5 bill off the floor and the whole world falls on me. Immediately drop 2600 and 3k for the night. Now I'm down like 8500 ever since this holiday weekend the summer kicks in and everything is at 100% capacity. Every fucking may and June this happens? WHY? Everything back to normal and casinos charging for parking. Get ready for the same shit that happened when I first got to town. Fucking rigged mothwrfukers. I swear something will finally go down. I've had enough of being the fucking troll puppet of this universe. Let's say they weren't cheqting. Imagine being trolled like I am time and time again. Imagine getting cursed every fucking time u do something that can be labeled bad akrma . Imagine fucking thqtm .Just a 'coincidence' right'. ROFL. Then people say it's all in my head and it's a 'coincidence'. Yea every fucking time is a coincidence right. Everything I mention d above. It's always a coincidence rjght. Am I a fucking troll puppet to this simqtion we live in. If I go kick a guy in a wheelchair right now, wat h what happens lmao. Count your fucking blessings retards. Imagine being me and still having a bankroll with being the troll puppet of this universe and walking on eggshells my whole life. We'll see whats a coincidence when all hell breaks loose. Let me know what a coincidence is when all hell breaks loose you fucking queer faggots cocksuckers
    Last edited by ZenKinG; 06-03-2021 at 10:19 PM.

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    You were supposed to give the 5 plus another 5 to the next bum you saw. By now you should know how this game of life works.

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    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Pick up a $5 bill off the floor and the whole world falls on me. Immediately drop 2600 and 3k for the night. Now I'm down like 8500 ever since this holiday weekend the summer kicks in and everything is at 100% capacity. Every fucking may and June this happens? WHY? Everything back to normal and casinos charging for parking. Get ready for the same shit that happened when I first got to town. Fucking rigged mothwrfukers. I swear something will finally go down. I've had enough of being the fucking troll puppet of this universe. Let's say they weren't cheqting. Imagine being trolled like I am time and time again. Imagine getting cursed every fucking time u do something that can be labeled bad akrma . Imagine fucking thqtm .Just a 'coincidence' right'. ROFL. Then people say it's all in my head and it's a 'coincidence'. Yea every fucking time is a coincidence right. Everything I mention d above. It's always a coincidence rjght. Am I a fucking troll puppet to this simqtion we live in. If I go kick a guy in a wheelchair right now, wat h what happens lmao. Count your fucking blessings retards. Imagine being me and still having a bankroll with being the troll puppet of this universe and walking on eggshells my whole life. We'll see whats a coincidence when all hell breaks loose. Let me know what a coincidence is when all hell breaks loose you fucking queer faggots cocksuckers
    Ok, you are punking us right? You can't possible have been playing this game for as long as you claim, have had the mild success that you claim and not understand normal....very normal variance.
    Come on down everybody! According to Mdawg, Las Vegas is handing out bags of cash just for the asking.

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    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Pick up a $5 bill off the floor and the whole world falls on me. Immediately drop 2600 and 3k for the night. Now I'm down like 8500 ever since this holiday weekend the summer kicks in and everything is at 100% capacity. Every fucking may and June this happens? WHY? Everything back to normal and casinos charging for parking. Get ready for the same shit that happened when I first got to town. Fucking rigged mothwrfukers. I swear something will finally go down. I've had enough of being the fucking troll puppet of this universe. Let's say they weren't cheqting. Imagine being trolled like I am time and time again. Imagine getting cursed every fucking time u do something that can be labeled bad akrma . Imagine fucking thqtm .Just a 'coincidence' right'. ROFL. Then people say it's all in my head and it's a 'coincidence'. Yea every fucking time is a coincidence right. Everything I mention d above. It's always a coincidence rjght. Am I a fucking troll puppet to this simqtion we live in. If I go kick a guy in a wheelchair right now, wat h what happens lmao. Count your fucking blessings retards. Imagine being me and still having a bankroll with being the troll puppet of this universe and walking on eggshells my whole life. We'll see whats a coincidence when all hell breaks loose. Let me know what a coincidence is when all hell breaks loose you fucking queer faggots cocksuckers
    Ok, you are punking us right? You can't possible have been playing this game for as long as you claim, have had the mild success that you claim and not understand normal....very normal variance.
    To all of you it's a punk cause you actually don't realize and can't fathom what actually happens to me every single time and how much of a troll my life is. For the millionth time you dumass, it's NOT about the loss, but the very fact every loss is always related to something. That's what ticks me off. Every single major loss always has something attributed to it. God fucking for I'd just once in my life I pick up a $5 bill off the floor and win a fucking session, let alone lose my ass. God forbid a majlr holiday comes around and I win a session, let alone lose my ass. You have zero clue. Every May and June I get my ass beat every fucking year. Now with everything opening up again, say goodbye to my bankroll, it's over. The cheating is back in full throttle. I had a year of normal gaming when they were starving for customers and had to make sure they all come back.

    You might think this is selective memory but it isn't. This literally happens every fucking time, anyone living in my shoes would've committed suicide by now by how predetermined their life is based on the actions they take. I can't do anything bad to anyone or the world falls on me. Imagine walking on eggshells your whole life. Imagine losing every single time a holiday weekend hits. Imagine losing whenever there's a chance for a possible 'coincidence'. I literally can't win one fucking time to conquer any of this so called 'coincidence' bullshit and then they say we don't live in a simulation. This whole fucking life is predetermined. Enjoy this pointless predetermined life. If I kick a guy in a wheel chair every day from now on, bankroll will be destroyed. That's my life purpose. I'm not allowed to commit any sins or the world falls on me. Fuck all of u. You don't know what I go through to be tortured and trolled by this predetermined garbage.
    Last edited by ZenKinG; 06-04-2021 at 02:07 AM.

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    ZenKinG, you claim to be the best in the world to ever play the game, in reality, you sound like a poor child always looking for attention. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and act like a man.

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    Look, it is this simple. If you are really 82k up for the year based on 520 hours play, (or were last weekend) then by my rough calculatuions you are running at least twice ahead of expectation or EV for your level of play for that period. Over these 5 months, averaging more than 16k a month, you surely had winning sessions and days of $3000, $4000, $5000 or more. I didn't see you freaking out and saying something must be wrong about those size WINS? These size win and losses, $3000, $4000, $5000 are very, very normal for the levels you are playing. These are very normal swings and variance.

    You should have learned that a long time ago, but regardless of that, this is were you are now and if you can't handle these kinds of very normal swings, in both directions, then this game, this life, this lifestyle is not for you. Take whatever winnings you have and walk away NOW and find something less stressful, less "tourturing" to do for a living.
    Come on down everybody! According to Mdawg, Las Vegas is handing out bags of cash just for the asking.

  8. #8
    Originally Posted by BoSox View Post
    ZenKinG, you claim to be the best in the world to ever play the game, in reality, you sound like a poor child always looking for attention. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and act like a man.
    I clicked on this thread to write something similar. Zenking just shows up to rant, rant, rant, and then disappears for long stretches only to come back and rant, rant, rant, more and disappear for long stretches again, and comes back to rant, rant, rant, disappear, rinse and repeat. It gets REALLY annoying.
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zk2WAFzDcrJ7pjNB7

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  9. #9
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Originally Posted by BoSox View Post
    ZenKinG, you claim to be the best in the world to ever play the game, in reality, you sound like a poor child always looking for attention. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and act like a man.
    I clicked on this thread to write something similar. Zenking just shows up to rant, rant, rant, and then disappears for long stretches only to come back and rant, rant, rant, more and disappear for long stretches again, and comes back to rant, rant, rant, disappear, rinse and repeat. It gets REALLY annoying.
    Nah, that's why the first return rant is always funny. If ZenKing ranted every day, it would lose its comedic value. Always leave the audience wanting more.

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    More weekend humor from Zensucker. I love it!

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    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Pick up a $5 bill off the floor and the whole world falls on me. Immediately drop 2600 and 3k for the night. Now I'm down like 8500 ever since this holiday weekend the summer kicks in and everything is at 100% capacity. Every fucking may and June this happens? WHY? Everything back to normal and casinos charging for parking. Get ready for the same shit that happened when I first got to town. Fucking rigged mothwrfukers. I swear something will finally go down. I've had enough of being the fucking troll puppet of this universe. Let's say they weren't cheqting. Imagine being trolled like I am time and time again. Imagine getting cursed every fucking time u do something that can be labeled bad akrma . Imagine fucking thqtm .Just a 'coincidence' right'. ROFL. Then people say it's all in my head and it's a 'coincidence'. Yea every fucking time is a coincidence right. Everything I mention d above. It's always a coincidence rjght. Am I a fucking troll puppet to this simqtion we live in. If I go kick a guy in a wheelchair right now, wat h what happens lmao. Count your fucking blessings retards. Imagine being me and still having a bankroll with being the troll puppet of this universe and walking on eggshells my whole life. We'll see whats a coincidence when all hell breaks loose. Let me know what a coincidence is when all hell breaks loose you fucking queer faggots cocksuckers
    I don't think you should pluralize the word faggot, in your last sentence.
    Last edited by monet; 06-04-2021 at 05:54 AM.

  12. #12
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Pick up a $5 bill off the floor and the whole world falls on me. Immediately drop 2600 and 3k for the night. Now I'm down like 8500 ever since this holiday weekend the summer kicks in and everything is at 100% capacity. Every fucking may and June this happens? WHY? Everything back to normal and casinos charging for parking. Get ready for the same shit that happened when I first got to town. Fucking rigged mothwrfukers. I swear something will finally go down. I've had enough of being the fucking troll puppet of this universe. Let's say they weren't cheqting. Imagine being trolled like I am time and time again. Imagine getting cursed every fucking time u do something that can be labeled bad akrma . Imagine fucking thqtm .Just a 'coincidence' right'. ROFL. Then people say it's all in my head and it's a 'coincidence'. Yea every fucking time is a coincidence right. Everything I mention d above. It's always a coincidence rjght. Am I a fucking troll puppet to this simqtion we live in. If I go kick a guy in a wheelchair right now, wat h what happens lmao. Count your fucking blessings retards. Imagine being me and still having a bankroll with being the troll puppet of this universe and walking on eggshells my whole life. We'll see whats a coincidence when all hell breaks loose. Let me know what a coincidence is when all hell breaks loose you fucking queer faggots cocksuckers
    I don't think you should pluralize the word faggot, in your last sentence.
    He makes as many or more spelling errors than Axel.

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    Originally Posted by ZenKinG
    Fucking rigged mothwrfukers. I swear something will finally go down... I've had enough of being the fucking troll puppet of this universe. We'll see whats a coincidence when all hell breaks loose. Let me know what a coincidence is when all hell breaks loose you fucking queer faggots cocksuckers
    What will "go down," and what will you do to make sure "all hell breaks loose?"

    Do you plan to harm people other than yourself?

    Just wondering.
    What, Me Worry?

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    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG
    Fucking rigged mothwrfukers. I swear something will finally go down... I've had enough of being the fucking troll puppet of this universe. We'll see whats a coincidence when all hell breaks loose. Let me know what a coincidence is when all hell breaks loose you fucking queer faggots cocksuckers
    What will "go down," and what will you do to make sure "all hell breaks loose?"

    Do you plan to harm people other than yourself?

    Just wondering.
    Again, the fool need to be in Nevada's Black Book.

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    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Pick up a $5 bill off the floor and the whole world falls on me. Immediately drop 2600 and 3k for the night. Now I'm down like 8500 ever since this holiday weekend the summer kicks in and everything is at 100% capacity. Every fucking may and June this happens? WHY? Everything back to normal and casinos charging for parking. Get ready for the same shit that happened when I first got to town. Fucking rigged mothwrfukers. I swear something will finally go down. I've had enough of being the fucking troll puppet of this universe. Let's say they weren't cheqting. Imagine being trolled like I am time and time again. Imagine getting cursed every fucking time u do something that can be labeled bad akrma . Imagine fucking thqtm .Just a 'coincidence' right'. ROFL. Then people say it's all in my head and it's a 'coincidence'. Yea every fucking time is a coincidence right. Everything I mention d above. It's always a coincidence rjght. Am I a fucking troll puppet to this simqtion we live in. If I go kick a guy in a wheelchair right now, wat h what happens lmao. Count your fucking blessings retards. Imagine being me and still having a bankroll with being the troll puppet of this universe and walking on eggshells my whole life. We'll see whats a coincidence when all hell breaks loose. Let me know what a coincidence is when all hell breaks loose you fucking queer faggots cocksuckers
    I don't think you should pluralize the word faggot, in your last sentence.
    Actually, in addition to the pluralization, both "queer" and "faggots" are being used as adjectives here to describe or modify the noun "cocksuckers". While this is also grammatically incorrect, I wonder what the difference is between a "cocksucker" a "faggots cocksucker", and a "queer faggots cocksucker".

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    Originally Posted by regnis View Post
    Actually, in addition to the pluralization, both "queer" and "faggots" are being used as adjectives here to describe or modify the noun "cocksuckers". While this is also grammatically incorrect, I wonder what the difference is between a "cocksucker" a "faggots cocksucker", and a "queer faggots cocksucker".
    You make a good point and question!

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    Originally Posted by regnis View Post
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by ZenKinG View Post
    Pick up a $5 bill off the floor and the whole world falls on me. Immediately drop 2600 and 3k for the night. Now I'm down like 8500 ever since this holiday weekend the summer kicks in and everything is at 100% capacity. Every fucking may and June this happens? WHY? Everything back to normal and casinos charging for parking. Get ready for the same shit that happened when I first got to town. Fucking rigged mothwrfukers. I swear something will finally go down. I've had enough of being the fucking troll puppet of this universe. Let's say they weren't cheqting. Imagine being trolled like I am time and time again. Imagine getting cursed every fucking time u do something that can be labeled bad akrma . Imagine fucking thqtm .Just a 'coincidence' right'. ROFL. Then people say it's all in my head and it's a 'coincidence'. Yea every fucking time is a coincidence right. Everything I mention d above. It's always a coincidence rjght. Am I a fucking troll puppet to this simqtion we live in. If I go kick a guy in a wheelchair right now, wat h what happens lmao. Count your fucking blessings retards. Imagine being me and still having a bankroll with being the troll puppet of this universe and walking on eggshells my whole life. We'll see whats a coincidence when all hell breaks loose. Let me know what a coincidence is when all hell breaks loose you fucking queer faggots cocksuckers
    I don't think you should pluralize the word faggot, in your last sentence.
    Actually, in addition to the pluralization, both "queer" and "faggots" are being used as adjectives here to describe or modify the noun "cocksuckers". While this is also grammatically incorrect, I wonder what the difference is between a "cocksucker" a "faggots cocksucker", and a "queer faggots cocksucker".
    If Don S from bjtf posted here, he'd be able to tell us.

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    Since there were many mispellings in the post, my first thought was that the word "faggot" was mispelled and he meant to say "fagot", which is a bundle of twigs or sticks bound together to create a slower burning fuel. Use in a sentence: When monet goes camping, first thing he does is to search for fagots. How odd or "queer" (meaning odd).

    But that doesn't make a lot of sense (in keeping with most of the post) so absent the mispelling angle, "faggot cocksucker". Would that not be a cocksucker who like to suck gay guys? Could even be a female cocksucker, that for some reason drawn to sucking gay dudes.

    Now if faggot is being used as a more derogatory form of the word gay, then you have a gay cocksucker, meaning a person who knows how to give a proper blow job, not the half handy / half blowy that most females give.
    Come on down everybody! According to Mdawg, Las Vegas is handing out bags of cash just for the asking.

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    Why are you mincing words when ZK's post presents a clear and present danger?

    What is his end game?

    Will he try to outdo the Mandalay Bay shooter?

    He seems crazy enough.
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    Now if I can be serious for a moment, in this thread of absurdity. When I started posting on blackjack and gambling forums, about 15 years ago now, I knew that I wasn't going to have too much new to offer. I am a card counter. Nothing new about that or the basic math and techniques. I do have a few little unique twists that I apply based on my own circumstances of playing a location that has many games in close proximity, that I have shared. Things like very aggressive wong-outs of negative counts (allowing for a reduced spread) and tracking a second table when the opportunity is there. There are several others that I have kept to myself. But basically, what I do is just old fashion card counting with small twists, so I knew I wouldn't have much to add to the forums as far as anything new or groundbreaking.

    Also, because I am not what I call a "math guy", I knew I wouldn't be one ones to delve deep into the math and formulas and that kind of thing. You really don't need to get into that to be successful, but those discussions come up. There is one ongoing at WoV between Moses and Moraine. And there ARE math experts capable of answering and getting into the math, people like Don Schlesinger, and Wizard, Doghand, to name a few well known. So that wasn't going to be my place either.

    I decided that what I had to offer was a sharing of my experiences, or what I call my journey as a mid-level card counter, which would show not only what range of annual earnings was possible (mid to upper 5 figures), but what a player goes through to earn that, the variance and swings, both winning and losing that are completely normal for that level of play. That is my thing. Documenting the variance and swings and obstacles involved. And despite a lot of critisism, I thought I had done a pretty good job of that for anyone interested.

    So along comes Zenking, someone who it is very clear moved to Las Vegas to pursue a blackjack career after reading my accounts. I beleive he has stated that. And I have heard there are others that pursued blackjack because of me (maybe not moving to LV). Now I want to be very clear, I never encouraged anyone to follow me or what I do, I usually discourage it, including my own brother.

    So to read these continuing posts by Zenking, is concerning to me. He has been in Las Vegas for 4 years, and i don't know 5 or 6 maybe more years into playing and still has zero understanding of the variance and swings to be expected....that are completely normal. Either I have failed miserably in my 15 years of sharing what exactly is to be expected as far as variance and swings, or like I suggested earlier, he just is not cut out for this. Because 6 years in, he should not be freaking out over very normal variance and swings. Either way, I find it a kind of dis-heartening.
    Last edited by kewlJ; 06-04-2021 at 11:20 AM.
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