I almost never make a "recreational" sports wager. But what the hell, there were all kinds of free contests and promos on Fanduel and offshore on "The Match," so since I had to squint at the thing, I put dinner money on Brady and Mickelson.

I have never golfed in my life and know nothing about it, but Mickelson knows how to gamble, and Brady probably does, too. Plus Brady deflates footballs and his boss used to frequent cheap massage joints, so I give the edge to the guys who gambled. Plus I worked briefly for a bit with Billy Walters 20 years ago, and if Mickelson was hanging with Mr. Walters, that's another edge.

If you have any ideas on who I should have taken and why, fill them in here. Through three holes in the Fanduel contests, I don't think I got anything right.