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  1. #301
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    KJ:

    I know you pride yourself on your ability to fly under the radar; do you use a player's card when you play?

    If not, that is if you think that would be bad because the casino can thereby ID you, I saw a post at WoV that Borgata in AC and perhaps others now say that a player can only bet minimum, without increase, if they've no player's card.
    I play unrated the majority of time MisterV. The policy at Borgata has been in effect for several years now. I haven't seen it anywhere else, certainly not in Las Vegas, and hopefully it wont spread.

    Add on: Also, MisterV, there is something a player can do to offset, if he is forced to play rated, or should such policies as the one being discussed spread and become more commonplace. And that is ratholing. I don't like to talk about this too much because I don't want to encourage anyone to do so. Most people do it wrong and clumisly and it is overly obvious.

    All a player need do is rathole a little bit. Take my level of play at my short sessions. I have never figured it out but I probably average about $50 in EV per session, meaning over the long haul $50 win per session. I am guestimating that because I shoot for $300 EV per day and I usually play 3-5 casinos and 4-7 sessions.

    So let's say I rathole 2 green chips during the course of my session. Over the long run, I go from a winner (average) to an even player. Every winning session will look $50 lighter, every losing session $50 heavier. and when you add it all up, as they can if you are playing rated, you will look like a break even player instead of a winning player.

    Most player try to offset everything from that session, making a $400 winning session look even by ratholing $400. guarantee THAT will be noticed. Just 1 or 2 chips is all you need to do, to make your longterm win results "disappear". And that can be easily done without being noticed.
    Last edited by kewlJ; 07-31-2021 at 03:39 PM.

  2. #302
    It’s becoming clear you are truly a one-of-a-kind gift from God card counter. You have more maneuvers than an octopus. It seems whatever scenario you come across you just blend into the background and go un-detected.

    It’s amazing how you could keep an accurate count while also concentrating and implying all these different Houdini moves just at the right time going unnoticed.

    You are so full of shit it’s becoming interesting waiting for you to expose your next trick and stick your own foot further up your stupid fucking ass.

  3. #303
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    It’s becoming clear you are truly a one-of-a-kind gift from God card counter.
    Well yes, thank you. About time you see this.

    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    You have more maneuvers than an octopus. It seems whatever scenario you come across you just blend into the background and go un-detected.
    I an not aware of an octopus having many manuevers. They have many arms. I guess that is what you are getting confused about. You always seem confused about something.

    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    It’s amazing how you could keep an accurate count while also concentrating and implying all these different Houdini moves just at the right time going unnoticed.
    Look, Stanford Wong once said (likely more than once) that card counting is not hard. anybody can sit there and add and subtract 1 (even 1 and 2 for a level 2 count). The hard part is learning what it takes to be able to keep being allowed to play and welcome back. And that is what I have done for my circumstances. I have identified the limits and type of play that is better tolerated and do what I have to do, to keep playing. If some new obstacle pops up, I do what I can to circumvent it.

    People like you don't seem to want to get that, but it is how things work. You just want to sit there and doubt what you have no clue about, like the village idiot.

  4. #304
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    I an not aware of an octopus having many manuevers. They have many arms. I guess that is what you are getting confused about. You always seem confused about something.
    That’s because you’re just a fool. They have the ability to change colors and blend into whatever background there in at the time. Along with shooting out a cloud of ink to blind attackers.

    Just like you do with all the different casinos, pit rotations, stupid pit bosses, stupid dealers, waste of money assorted surveillances, ratholing, not showing ID, not showing comp cards, watching the pit people so you know just when to pull the Houdini escape just at the right time, counting two tables at once, (when the opportunity exists) (lol), knowing when to Wong in and Wong out. This is what comes off the top of my head. I’m sure I skipped several other Houdini maneuvers which I’ll point out as I get back to reading your drool history.

    Please stop quoting BJ books written in the stone age by has been players trying to make a living off idiots like you who will buy them.

    Everyone reading this forum knows you’re full of shit. Every forum you’ve been on is loaded with nothing but you and other members fighting on them. Every forum you’ve been on no one buys your fantasies. That’s why you get banned all the time.

    You have to wonder why no outsiders join in and support you here. After all, they wouldn’t have to be concerned with the cult attacks. All we hear are crickets?????

    How about one person telling us how you gave them a livelihood?

    I’m looking forward to how you will avoid eye recognition, and chip monitoring. Maybe you and your brother should find jobs that will pay your Social Security. You still have time to earn something for your old age.

  5. #305
    God you are an ignorant cunt.

  6. #306
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    KJ:

    I know you pride yourself on your ability to fly under the radar; do you use a player's card when you play?

    If not, that is if you think that would be bad because the casino can thereby ID you, I saw a post at WoV that Borgata in AC and perhaps others now say that a player can only bet minimum, without increase, if they've no player's card.
    I play unrated the majority of time MisterV. The policy at Borgata has been in effect for several years now. I haven't seen it anywhere else, certainly not in Las Vegas, and hopefully it wont spread.

    Add on: Also, MisterV, there is something a player can do to offset, if he is forced to play rated, or should such policies as the one being discussed spread and become more commonplace. And that is ratholing. I don't like to talk about this too much because I don't want to encourage anyone to do so. Most people do it wrong and clumisly and it is overly obvious.

    All a player need do is rathole a little bit. Take my level of play at my short sessions. I have never figured it out but I probably average about $50 in EV per session, meaning over the long haul $50 win per session. I am guestimating that because I shoot for $300 EV per day and I usually play 3-5 casinos and 4-7 sessions.

    So let's say I rathole 2 green chips during the course of my session. Over the long run, I go from a winner (average) to an even player. Every winning session will look $50 lighter, every losing session $50 heavier. and when you add it all up, as they can if you are playing rated, you will look like a break even player instead of a winning player.

    Most player try to offset everything from that session, making a $400 winning session look even by ratholing $400. guarantee THAT will be noticed. Just 1 or 2 chips is all you need to do, to make your longterm win results "disappear". And that can be easily done without being noticed.
    I don't know what goes on within all those other forums kew keeps working so hard to convince everyone that his concocted internet life is true. But if he makes posts anything like this one, then he is certain to get tons of belly laughs....which of course in his make-believe world he instantly converts into praise, acceptance, and the WOW factor.

    Pure-Freaking-Gold!

  7. #307
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post

    I don't know what goes on within all those other forums kew keeps working so hard to convince everyone that his concocted internet life is true. !
    One can only find great humor in this comment.

  8. #308
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post

    I don't know what goes on within all those other forums kew keeps working so hard to convince everyone that his concocted internet life is true. !
    One can only find great humor in this comment.
    Axel, that great humor would be great, IF Rob saw the irony of his post and meant it in a humorous manner. Everyone would then be laughing with him.

    But he doesn't see the irony and that he is once again "projecting", which means everyone is just laughing AT him.

    A good laugh is a good laugh though.

  9. #309
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post

    I don't know what goes on within all those other forums kew keeps working so hard to convince everyone that his concocted internet life is true. !
    One can only find great humor in this comment.
    Axel, that great humor would be great, IF Rob saw the irony of his post and meant it in a humorous manner. Everyone would then be laughing with him.

    But he doesn't see the irony and that he is once again "projecting", which means everyone is just laughing AT him.

    A good laugh is a good laugh though.
    I wasn't sure if irony was the correct word, I was thinking it might be hypocritical, but I really just found it humorous.

  10. #310
    Originally Posted by AxelWolf View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post

    I don't know what goes on within all those other forums kew keeps working so hard to convince everyone that his concocted internet life is true. !
    One can only find great humor in this comment.
    You gave kew an outlet for his nervous energy with that one. You need to go out "clubbing" with the guy sometime, and let us know how he reacts when coming across some dude with a bulge in his pants. Should be the same type of drivel-laced release.

  11. #311
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post

    You gave kew an outlet for his nervous energy with that one. You need to go out "clubbing" with the guy sometime, and let us know how he reacts when coming across some dude with a bulge in his pants. Should be the same type of drivel-laced release.



  12. #312
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    And that is ratholing. I don't like to talk about this too much because I don't want to encourage anyone to do so. Most people do it wrong and clumisly and it is overly obvious.

    All a player need do is rathole a little bit. Take my level of play at my short sessions. I have never figured it out but I probably average about $50 in EV per session, meaning over the long haul $50 win per session. I am guestimating that because I shoot for $300 EV per day and I usually play 3-5 casinos and 4-7 sessions.

    So let's say I rathole 2 green chips during the course of my session. Over the long run, I go from a winner (average) to an even player. Every winning session will look $50 lighter, every losing session $50 heavier. and when you add it all up, as they can if you are playing rated, you will look like a break even player instead of a winning player.
    So now Kewlj who in the past claimed his play is usually $25.00 or $50.00 base bets with a spread up to $500.00 depending on the tolerance of the casino and pit he's playing at that time. Now he says above "Take my level of play at my short sessions. I have never figured it out but I probably average about $50 in EV per session, meaning over the long haul $50 win per session. I am guestimating that because I shoot for $300 EV per day and I usually play 3-5 casinos and 4-7 sessions."

    What he's trying to say here now is if he was forced to play rated and his long-term net after 11 years is averaged at $50.00 per session, all he would do is rat-hole $50.00 in chips per session (the Houdini way) to look like a break even player. The same guy that prefers heads up play. The pits monitor the racks not the players stack. they would know if he left the table with 10 bucks.

    The more this fool makes shit up the further that foot goes in his ass. Think about what he is saying in his last post and what his endless claims were of the past. The same guy that has swings from 20K wins to 8 and 10K losses. Sometimes equaling up to 80K losses in one month only to recover it all plus up to 120K to net 30 or 40K in profits the next month. All this work for $50.00 net average sessions. Get it you dumb forum members?

    No matter what question arises he has a different Houdini move to fool whatever pit hes dealing with at the time to get out un-noticed.

    The entire gambling forum communities know Kewlj is a complete lying con artist, who is clearly making it up as he goes along based on what he THINKS MIGHT be true.

    I've been trying to stay away from the Homo stuff, but I seriously think his crossed wires that make him enjoy sucking cocks might have something to do with him avoiding any reality. This is leading him to go to his death in denial. He will never stop his imaginary existence on these anonymous gambling forums. He just got banned again for 30 more days at WOV. I'm sure eventually this will be the only place he'll even be able to log into soon.
    Last edited by blackhole; 08-02-2021 at 04:04 AM. Reason: spelling

  13. #313
    Blackhole, I have to hand it to you. Brilliant plan. KJ is most likely the best card counter operating in Las Vegas. Your incessant attacks on him have caused him to release a ton of information on blackjack strategy and longevity tactics in Las Vegas.

    Blackhole, you have been absolutely brilliant in your ability to draw the information out of KJ. Now, everyone understands that you don't have the mental ability to learn anything from it, much less make any money from it, but a lot of lurkers that have the ability are soaking it up. I'm sure they appreciate what you have done in coaxing the information out of KJ.

    Keep up the good work. Draw some more clinics out of KJ. Those that can use the information appreciate your efforts.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  14. #314
    Wow Mickey, with that post I'm sure you convinced everyone reading even further of just how big of a fucking asshole you actually are.

    This is a perfect example of the lengths the cult will go to try and help one of their buddies who's flipping around like a fish out of water.

    Fuck off you ignorant 2 bit gambler.

  15. #315
    Lol at Mickey and KJ being buddies, not quite you must be mistaking him for Singer.

  16. #316
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Lol at Mickey and KJ being buddies, not quite you must be mistaking him for Singer.
    Mickey was just trying to get a rise out of blackhole. And he succeeded. When blackjack responds calling him a 2 bit gambler, mickey got just what he wanted....to show what an idiot blackhole is. It is the same when blackhole calls me Houdini for some of the common things I do. He is just showing himself to be the idiot, the ignorant one, that hasn't a clue what he is talking about.

    Now here is what is funny about this thread. Blackhole posts these things that he thinks are a gottch ya moment. You can see how excited he is in his writing. So I answer, not squirming like he thinks or coming up wth anything out of the blue, but just repeating things I have said, usually numerous times before. "This is how I do this or that or get around this or that". Nothing new. Nothing I haven't said before.

    If I have said anything new in this thread it is 2 things. I probably haven't put a monetary value (EV) as to just how short my sessions are, like I have now done ($50-$60 in EV). Not a secret, I just never did it. Didn't seem like it mattered. I just said short sessions. Now people know just how short. The second is ratholing. I don't like to talk about ratholing, not because it is a secret, every card counter knows about and understand the advantages of ratholing. But many do it wrong, so I don't want to encourage it. You don't have to rat hole away hundreds of dollars of wins for that session, just your EV and your longterm win disappears. In my case that is $50 a session. It doesn't take any kind of great slight of hand, as blackhole is imagining. You can almost do it openly. You think the pit is going to call down and say "player in seat 4 just ratholed $50. Now if you are ratholing 100's that is different, especially if you rathole black or higher which is tracked.

    And ratholing isn't a primary thing for me anyway. Playing unrated is the primary move. That is what I have come to specialize in. When I can't do that, which is only occasional, then yeah I will rathole a couple green a session to make my win go away. So that is why I haven't mentioned ratholing....most players do it wrong and I didn't want to encourage anyone. Everything else is techniques and things I have talked about before and none of it secrative....very common stuff.

    So the gottch ya moments blackhole thinks he has created with each of these posts, turns into a small thud every time.

    Now mickey did bring up one concern. While I have said all these things before, most numerous times, maybe there is some danger for me in it being said in one place. Not spread out in bits and peices. I don't know I guess we will see. I don't think so. By the same tooken if there are any newer players reading, and I don't know that either, I hope so, the info will be in one place, instead of bits and peices. Good for them, possible bad for me...but I don't think so.

    But it is still fun to see blackhole make an ass of himself over and over and over again. He honestly thinks he has something each time he posts and I just explain it away with common things I have said before. Of course he is too dumb to get any of it. Everyone else does...he doesn't. It is like a joke at a party and he is the only one in the room that doesn't get it.

  17. #317
    Now let's see I headed out at noon and am home by 4pm. Bankers hours? Not exactly. I only registed $170 in EV, when I shoot for $300 Ev per day. Why? It was not a good day. After lunch, I has a pretty good losing session that only left me with about 4 grand in cash. Not enough to start a new session somewhere. I could have swung by an ATM and withdrew $3000 and 7 grand would have been enough to start a new session, but it was 3;30 and I just said to hell with it. Tommorrow is another day.

    So Mr Bosox who hates my "bragging". Anybody else on these forums share the bad with the good, the losing with the winning like I do? maybe Zenking when he is getting clobbered and blaming everyone else. But few others.

  18. #318
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Blackhole, I have to hand it to you. Brilliant plan. KJ is most likely the best card counter operating in Las Vegas. Your incessant attacks on him have caused him to release a ton of information on blackjack strategy and longevity tactics in Las Vegas.

    Blackhole, you have been absolutely brilliant in your ability to draw the information out of KJ. Now, everyone understands that you don't have the mental ability to learn anything from it, much less make any money from it, but a lot of lurkers that have the ability are soaking it up. I'm sure they appreciate what you have done in coaxing the information out of KJ.

    Keep up the good work. Draw some more clinics out of KJ. Those that can use the information appreciate your efforts.
    When I read mickey's comments the first time, my focus was on whether blackhole was in fact drawing info out of me that I otherwise would not have revealed. And he is not.

    I neglected to thank mickeycrimm for several kind statements. I don't think I am the best card counter in LV, but I appreciate the thought. I'll bet there is someone, not on any forums, not doing GWAE interviews, just doing his thing successfully and silently. I actually have a couple people, one male, one female in mind that I occasionally see playing.

    And the "draw more clinics out of KJ", I really appreciate, mickey. I think some of the info I have shared is indeed good solid, valuable stuff, even if not new or groundbreaking. Good foundational info, for many card counters. I was a little fearful that some of it goes to waste due to the make up of this forum. Not surprising a fellow AP, a top AP, even if he is not so much a blackjack guy, is the one who sees value in some of those posts. Thank you for the kind words. Appreciated.

  19. #319
    Originally Posted by blackhole View Post
    Wow Mickey, with that post I'm sure you convinced everyone reading even further of just how big of a fucking asshole you actually are.

    This is a perfect example of the lengths the cult will go to try and help one of their buddies who's flipping around like a fish out of water.

    Fuck off you ignorant 2 bit gambler.
    Only took 20 minutes to get a response from you. Great job drawing the info out of KJ, Blackho. And calling me 2 bit? Hahahahahahahhahaha!!! That's some funny shit, blackho. Great cover. Now get back to work on drawing more information out of KJ.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  20. #320
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Lol at Mickey and KJ being buddies, not quite you must be mistaking him for Singer.
    So what will you say when I slam KJ the next time he presses his whacked out theories about Singer and the double up bug?

    Last I heard KJ and I were still feuding but I just published an unbiased opinion about his blackjack play, which is unrelated to our feud. Singer and I were feuding and I published an unbiased opinion on whether he worked the double up bug. There's no difference.

    When I write an opinion on someone, positive or negative, it doesn't mean we are then friends or enemies. It just means I'm telling the unvarnished truth as I see it on an issue.

    KJ has a lot of faults. But his blackjack play isn't one of them. If he were to go back through all of his posts and pull out the nuggets he would have a nice blackjack book. But he's still whacked out on the double up bug issue.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

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