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  1. #101
    Parlays = Bad Bet
    Teasers = Good Bet
    FUCK OFF

  2. #102
    Not only do we have to read this Pinks advice on America, Politics and Health but we have to listen to how he tells us that Parlay Bets are for Poor People and Suckers.
    Of course, in his next post, he tells us how professional sports bettors have used a 40 year old system to destroy parlays.
    Scandicapping MotherFucker...
    FUCK OFF

  3. #103
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Not only do we have to read this Pinks advice on America, Politics and Health but we have to listen to how he tells us that Parlay Bets are for Poor People and Suckers.
    Of course, in his next post, he tells us how professional sports bettors have used a 40 year old system to destroy parlays.
    Scandicapping MotherFucker...
    FUCK OFF

    Fair enough.

    Nobody "destroyed parlays" monet. They tried to destroy parlay cards. Forty years ago. Things have changed a little bit since then. Have you noticed? And have you noticed that parlay cards and parlays are two different things? The differences between the two are pretty obvious, but you can figure that out.

    The way you bet parlays is asinine. The way Shackleford described in his piece won't work these days in the NFL very well if at all. The reason is also pretty obvious. You can figure it out.

    But okay, as per your request, I'll keep the stories to myself.

    Have a good one.

  4. #104
    I love the I'll take my ball and go home approach some of the users fall back on.

    For the record I like Redietz and feel he says useful stuff. I wouldn't have ripped into him except he's misstating things I've said in the past. Like I've been going around on this board saying I crush bookies or something ridiculous. Sure I can crush a bookie if they're bad enough and won't cut me off. Anyway, everyone else seems to get this shit....

    I'd just to give an analogy between sports betting and poker. Anyone can learn how to bet in poker but how to beat the game can take some work and talent. Sports betting is such a vague concept. In poker you can be the best player amongst your friends and drawing dead in a casino in Vegas. Just like you can be a winning sports bettor if your friend is a math retarded homer who finds you to be their best out. I guess that means you're a bookie, but the point is still there in the end it really is just math, logic, and luck. It is all relative.
    God bless this forum. You people are precious.

  5. #105
    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    Yeah, I realized after a time that it wasn't unusual for a number of posters to say offhandedly that they won at "sports" betting, no big deal, edges are small, and blah, blah. Like it was learning to play deuces wild video poker or something. Account says it. TomG says it. Axel says it. I'm sure there's a dozen of the regulars at WoV who more or less believe it. So what I thought was unusual enough to tie account and TomG together was instead some basic belief by the majority of the alleged "advantage players" online.
    Lol you've brought me up twice now? I specifically explained about my most recent experience with sports betting. you are just so stuck on it because SPORTS BETTING IS YOUR IDENTITY.

    I've never claimed to know that much. I am likely smarter than you. I've called out your nonsense a couple of times. This should not be conflated with me thinking or claiming to know much.

    You're the one who claims to know so much with all your pontificating. (that you're often called out on.)

    The only reason you bring this up in regards to me, is because I specifically said there isn't that much to "sports betting". Handicapping? Sure but thats waaay different. I also explained how I only bet for 1/2 a football season in the past decade and beat it solidly but my ROI was 2-3% which would be about the same as VIG or less AFAIK. I explained what I did and how it was a function of weak lines + no vig. I couldn't replicate it because AFAIK it was a one-off book with the promo I exploited. This was a B&M bookie with an online site.

    Just like every gambling angle, you have to find someone willing to gamble WITH you and at a negative expectation, whether machines or anything else. If you can find somewhere that gives you a solid prediction like Pinnacle (duh been that way forever) and someone with weak enough lines who will pay up, then you can beat it. That doesn't mean it is worth anyone's time or anything else except that yes, you can beat sports betting without knowing shit about the sports. It is meta gambling math and anyone I'd consider "sharp" should be able to figure it out. These people are surprisingly rare but they're out there and I'm sure there are many on this board.

    You bring up "horse bettors" as an example of sports betting. Unless there is some auxillary line, then horse betting is so unbeatable because the of the vig. Horrible example to extrapolate into winning sports bettors.

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    Anyway, I have been meaning to post about Mickey. If he'd stay away from the dick talk he's a pretty good troll who does give a lot of stuff to the slot machine community. I don't give but I don't fault him and his writing out his thought processes is invaluable. His interviews are great and he's a real character. Doesn't seem to make up shit about himself or paint himself to be anything he isn't. I respect that.

    Mick - stay off the dick jokes and stay on target to up your troll game to the maximum. There was some good stuff in this thread. We learned so much about Maxpen and his lifestyle on Freemont (lol jk)

    If I ever see Mickey checking a machine I'd be tempted to say something to him but he's threatened to put a bullet in me on sight or something like that so I'll have to refrain giving him thanks. He gets a little full of himself in the value he thinks he gives. His value is often in things he doesn't realize. Regardless, I hope he does well and the day I heard he had a heart attack I was bummed a bit.

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    Singer?

    That fucking air thief isn't worth talking about. Beyond pathetic. A little barking chihuaha pops in my head every time I start to read a post of his . (when I'm not logged in). Just trying as hard as he can.. yip yip yip.

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    Maxpen? He is like most of the other APs on here. Seems like a normal guy. Presumably knows his stuff but I have no way to ascertain that. He's probably on a list of about 5 people on here that I'd meet in person because behind it all they seem somewhat sane.
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    I said enough for 5 posts so I will go back into the ether. Been gambling the machines a lot lately. Fun times but would hate to do it for a living. I'm tired of playing poker for the most part.
    maxpenis started the homo talk directed at me. Two can play that game. He started attacking me with it when I voiced my opinion that Singer probably exploited the double up bug. It was just an opinion that really don't mean a whole lot to anybody. Just maxretard. He went ballistic over it and attacked me with the homo bullshit. We had gotten along fine up until that point. It was just a fucking opinion.

    But he showed his true colors. He's not a good person. He's pure slime. He thinks all ploppies and AP's, including you, are slimeballs. He has nothing to offer the AP community.
    maxpen is the shit stain in the underwear of life.

  6. #106
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    maxpenis started the homo talk directed at me. Two can play that game. He started attacking me with it when I voiced my opinion that Singer probably exploited the double up bug. It was just an opinion that really don't mean a whole lot to anybody. Just maxretard. He went ballistic over it and attacked me with the homo bullshit. We had gotten along fine up until that point. It was just a fucking opinion.

    But he showed his true colors. He's not a good person. He's pure slime. He thinks all ploppies and AP's, including you, are slimeballs. He has nothing to offer the AP community.


    "Maxpen started it. He made me do it. He's mean to me. Max is evil,,,,, WAAAAAAHHHH"

    Like some kid whining to his mom.

    More of that Mickey 0.10x.......lol,,,,, you need a box of Kleenex? What a disgrace.

    I almost feel sorry for you.....RIP

    Last edited by MaxPen; 09-13-2021 at 01:19 AM.

  7. #107
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    maxpenis started the homo talk directed at me. Two can play that game. He started attacking me with it when I voiced my opinion that Singer probably exploited the double up bug. It was just an opinion that really don't mean a whole lot to anybody. Just maxretard. He went ballistic over it and attacked me with the homo bullshit. We had gotten along fine up until that point. It was just a fucking opinion.

    But he showed his true colors. He's not a good person. He's pure slime. He thinks all ploppies and AP's, including you, are slimeballs. He has nothing to offer the AP community.


    "Maxpen started it. He made me do it. He's mean to me. Max is evil,,,,, WAAAAAAHHHH"

    Like some kid whining to his mom.

    More of that Mickey 0.10x.......lol,,,,, you need a box of Kleenex? What a disgrace.

    I almost feel sorry for you.....RIP

    You started it, bitch. I'll finish it.

    Quit the deflections and answer the question, bitch. What have you ever done for the AP community, slimeball?
    maxpen is the shit stain in the underwear of life.

  8. #108
    Lmao, Mickey playing the victim card, you can’t make that shit up.

  9. #109
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    For starters, I just have some basic questions that I think could be answered publicly.
    If a person can average 600 dollars per day for 365 days per year, in Vegas, that seems like a pretty damn good annual salary.
    $219,000 dollars to be exact and that should be in the form of tax free cash, I would imagine.
    This doesn't even factor in comps or mailers.
    It's impressive to say the least.

    I would be happy with 250 days of work per year and an average of 400 dollars per day.
    That's a smooth 100 grand per year.
    It's not exactly baller money but I'd be A OK with that figure.
    Especially if this is something that can be done alone, with little exposure and very low risk or swings.

    So I guess those are the first questions.
    Can you make an easy 100k per year in Vegas without an intricate network of worker bees, 50k starting bankroll, little to no Heat and not having to walk daily marathons??

    I can see one problem about this discussion for Max, if this is easily achievable.
    He isn't going to want to share the information, which would cause indirect competition, which could draw massive heat and lower his daily average.
    On the other hand it appears that a 600 dollar a day average, for MaxPen, isn't even worth his time.
    It would appear that he is averaging well over that figure, according to his previous post, that first peaked my interest.
    I barely read any of the posts because its mostly just MC and Max bashing each other but as I was skimming through the words, that 600 dollar a day backyard comment hit me like a deer in the headlights!
    I believe it is possible but the landscape has changed in such a drastic way that my knowledge and methods have become obsolete.
    "Adapt or Die" -Pieter Willem Botha-
    Monet, yes, it's true that by divulging information maxpuke would be creating competition for themselves for the plays. Since he doesn't want to do that I'm going to do it for him. I'll post a pic of a machine or two a day. There are a lot of games. We'll start with this one:
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    maxpen is the shit stain in the underwear of life.

  10. #110
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    maxpen is the shit stain in the underwear of life.

  11. #111
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Lmao, Mickey playing the victim card, you can’t make that shit up.
    You can't make this shit up? Hell, you just made the shit up. LOL, mcap the phony coward spreading lies. A fucking idiot started trolling me. Thats a fucking fact. I fired back. That's a fact. I've never fucked with anyone on this site until they fucked with me first. He started it, I will end it. Same with you, maggot

    But it's obvious what is going on here. mcap has been sucking maxretard's pussy.
    maxpen is the shit stain in the underwear of life.

  12. #112
    You can bet your ass that the crew maxretard works for are pounding the Dragon Lights in Vegas.
    maxpen is the shit stain in the underwear of life.

  13. #113
    Good job Rob….
    This thread is on page six. I figured the over/under was at five pages.
    Keep your friends close, keep your drinks closer...

  14. #114
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Lmao, Mickey playing the victim card, you can’t make that shit up.
    You can't make this shit up? Hell, you just made the shit up. LOL, mcap the phony coward spreading lies. A fucking idiot started trolling me. Thats a fucking fact. I fired back. That's a fact. I've never fucked with anyone on this site until they fucked with me first. He started it, I will end it. Same with you, maggot

    But it's obvious what is going on here. mcap has been sucking maxretard's pussy.
    Ummm no you’re more like lil Jon if you didn’t start no stuff wouldn’t be no stuff.

  15. #115
    WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!????

    That's the right guy, right?

  16. #116
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Lmao, Mickey playing the victim card, you can’t make that shit up.
    You can't make this shit up? Hell, you just made the shit up. LOL, mcap the phony coward spreading lies. A fucking idiot started trolling me. Thats a fucking fact. I fired back. That's a fact. I've never fucked with anyone on this site until they fucked with me first. He started it, I will end it. Same with you, maggot

    But it's obvious what is going on here. mcap has been sucking maxretard's pussy.
    Ummm no you’re more like lil Jon if you didn’t start no stuff wouldn’t be no stuff.
    I never stated any shit with you. But you damn sure start shit with me, mcrap. Get back to sucking maxpigpen’s dick, cabin boy.
    maxpen is the shit stain in the underwear of life.

  17. #117
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by mcap View Post
    Lmao, Mickey playing the victim card, you can’t make that shit up.
    You can't make this shit up? Hell, you just made the shit up. LOL, mcap the phony coward spreading lies. A fucking idiot started trolling me. Thats a fucking fact. I fired back. That's a fact. I've never fucked with anyone on this site until they fucked with me first. He started it, I will end it. Same with you, maggot

    But it's obvious what is going on here. mcap has been sucking maxretard's pussy.
    Oh look,,,,, the hobo finally found a ball....lol

    That's the Mickey we all know. Not that sniveling little whining bitch that was posting yesterday..

    welcome back,,,,,, Mickey "One Ball" Crimm
    Last edited by MaxPen; 09-13-2021 at 08:50 AM.

  18. #118
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    maxpenis started the homo talk directed at me. Two can play that game. He started attacking me with it when I voiced my opinion that Singer probably exploited the double up bug. It was just an opinion that really don't mean a whole lot to anybody. Just maxretard. He went ballistic over it and attacked me with the homo bullshit. We had gotten along fine up until that point. It was just a fucking opinion.

    But he showed his true colors. He's not a good person. He's pure slime. He thinks all ploppies and AP's, including you, are slimeballs. He has nothing to offer the AP community.


    "Maxpen started it. He made me do it. He's mean to me. Max is evil,,,,, WAAAAAAHHHH"

    Like some kid whining to his mom.

    More of that Mickey 0.10x.......lol,,,,, you need a box of Kleenex? What a disgrace.

    I almost feel sorry for you.....RIP

    You started it, bitch. I'll finish it.

    Quit the deflections and answer the question, bitch. What have you ever done for the AP community, slimeball?
    Wtf is the AP "community"?.......is there pot luck dinners on bingo night in this imaginary world of yours?.......lol...... C'mon Man

    By the way,,,, how the fuck can a guy with shit stains in his underwear finish anything? You can't even finish a bowel movement for Christ sakes......RIP
    Last edited by MaxPen; 09-13-2021 at 10:04 AM.
    Please help Mickey "Half Ball" Crimm find his other ball and a half....RIP

  19. #119
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post



    "Maxpen started it. He made me do it. He's mean to me. Max is evil,,,,, WAAAAAAHHHH"

    Like some kid whining to his mom.

    More of that Mickey 0.10x.......lol,,,,, you need a box of Kleenex? What a disgrace.

    I almost feel sorry for you.....RIP

    You started it, bitch. I'll finish it.

    Quit the deflections and answer the question, bitch. What have you ever done for the AP community, slimeball?
    Wtf is the AP "community"?.......is there pot luck dinners on bingo night in this imaginary world of yours?.......lol...... C'mon Man

    By the way,,,, how the fuck can a guy with shit stains in his underwear finish anything? You can't even finish a bowel movement for Christ sakes......RIP
    Face it dicklicker. You’re exposed for the maggot you are. Have fun sucking mcrap’s cock while dreaming about sucking Johnny Wad Holmes off.
    maxpen is the shit stain in the underwear of life.

  20. #120
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    Wtf is the AP "community"?.......is there pot luck dinners on bingo night in this imaginary world of yours?.......lol...... C'mon
    Face it dicklicker. You’re exposed for the maggot you are. Have fun sucking mcrap’s cock while dreaming about sucking Johnny Wad Holmes off.

    I thought you were blaming me for using homo wisecracks. That's your go to. No originality. I had you up to one ball after your tirade because of the drunk hobo vid triggering memories.

    I am going to have to take away a half of that ball for weakness and lack of originality on your 30+year old wisecracks....RIP
    Please help Mickey "Half Ball" Crimm find his other ball and a half....RIP

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