Alan vs. KJ

[redietz]

I could care less if you're a fag or not. You don't shove it down the forums throat( pun intended) like 98% of Onestep posts like a real faggot. It's the fact that your a whiny emotionally unstable attention whore. Although you have improved a lot in recent weeks. Keep it up, you will return to being Kew again in the near future

I think what you mean to say is that you perceive me as a whiny emotional unstable attention whore. And that is because that is the path I lead you down. (not you specifically)

Like Rob, who you admire so much, you seem to be having a hard time grasping what is going on. Maybe that is why you like him so much. You think alike. And that is not a compliment.

Is it possible that after 15000+ posts between here, GF and Rusty's sewer for the last 8 years( guessing start date at Rusty's dive) that this is a completely fabricated persona, maybe, but the odds are stacked HEAVILY AGAINST THAT. Your back is completely against the wall, with no escape and this is your way out of the mess, by trying to deny almost everything you have said about yourself. Some was fudged and fabricated to be sure but NOT ALL OF IT !

Ozzy, step back a bit and apply Ockham's Razor. I think your sense of the odds will change.

Just look up Moses' posts on GF. He gets it. And if anybody hated the inestimable "kewlJ," it was Moses.

[mcap]

I wonder if comred’s Asian girlfriend has any idea how frequently he jerks off Kewlj on this forum.

[kewlJ]

Nothing you post is 100% true.
From faking your own death to using multiple sockpuppets.
Like Coach said... you are constantly lying to the forums and you have admitted to it time and time again.

Monet, I don't think you were on the first blackjack forum I was on, but that is basically when I decided and even said that since I am not some math guy with something new to contribute, and not doing anything new or groundbreaking as far as AP, that I would share my journey and experiences as a mid-level, grinder type card counter and that is what I set out to do.

Unfortunately, early on there were 2 incidents that came directly from my forum postings. One was I was identified by casino personnel inside a casino and the second a robbery outside my home. These both were a direct result of forum posting. That is when I decided if I was going to continue to share my experiences almost in real time, I was going to need something to deflect anyone who might read reading and looking for me, away from me. So I came up with specific characteristics.

The gay thing just random, but turns out that may have been most effective in deflecting away from me. It also seems to be the most polarizing and brought out homophobes such as yourself. Now I say that having absolutely nothing against you. I don't know much about you and some of what I do know I find interesting. But you like several others, as soon as you thought I was gay, the hate started. That is your choice and has nothing to do with me. It's a free country. You can hate.

[redietz]

I think adopting a gay persona makes sense. People tend to believe they can spot a gay person. They may spend ages eyeballing people trying to discern, not if they are a card counter per se, but if they are gay as a way of identifying "kewlJ the advantage player." The whole focus becomes "gayness" as a tipoff.

It's funny when you think about it. Stereotypes become a tool in the AP kit. No different than poker players and bigger sports players continually dressing down in Las Vegas. You carry serious cash? You look like a bum. Standard operating procedure. Now that I'm old and ugly (pic in Retro Road Trip thread), I finally dress decently in LV because I'm carrying about a tenth of the cash/tickets I carried in my 30's.

[Garnabby]

This will be the last time I explain this to you and frankly I am sure it won't sink in.

Everything I have shared about my blackjack journey and experiences is 100% true. I have been able to share these experiences and my journey with impunity from consequences because I lead casino personnel who might be looking for me and people like you on a wild goose chase, chasing a ghost, a persona that didn't exist. The purpose was to mislead casino and database personnel who monitor these forums, it just so happened when the haters came out of the woodwork based on characteristics of this persona, they fell in line, chasing something in their mind.

And while it started out about misleading anyone casino related that might read these forums, in recent years, knowing I was secure from them, it has turned into a fun exercise of stringing alone and exposing a small group of haters and trolls. Rob, Blackhole, Moses, and Mdawg have repeatedly attacked my blackjack claims based only on the fact that they thought I was a faggot and they obviously are obsessed with hate of faggots. The Blackhole thing last year completely exemplified this. Based only on hate that he thought I was a fag, he started that long running thread, challenging and attacking everything about blackjack I ever said. It gave me an opportunity to explain every freaking thing. Mickeycrimm called it a clinic in blackjack advantage play. (and Mickey doesn't like me very much). BUT all Blackhole could see was Faggot, because that is what I told him.

Anyway, while it has been fun, unfortunately for me, some other issues have now come into play, not forum related that have caused that whole persona to begin to crumble, so I pulled the plug on it to move to the next phase of protecting myself against casino detection (also not forum related).

Nothing you post is 100% true.
From faking your own death to using multiple sockpuppets.
Like Coach said... you are constantly lying to the forums and you have admitted to it time and time again.

You forgot to add the secret code-word, RIP --->

Cut the Cord (O'Grady episode).

https://anagram-solver.net/You%20for....?partial=true

The show was animated at Snyder's Soup2Nuts studio. It features the voices of H. Jon Benjamin, Melissa Bardin Galsky, Patrice O'Neal, and Holly Schlesinger playing a group of four 16-year-old teenagers living in the town of O'Grady. In each episode, the characters experience a different supernatural phenomenon while also facing ordinary high school challenges.

[MisterV]

I was going to need something to deflect anyone who might read reading and looking for me, away from me. So I came up with specific characteristics. The gay thing just random, but turns out that may have been most effective in deflecting away from me.

So, you're not REALLY gay?

[tableplay]

. . .would not be considered doxing.

Shit, I always thought that is was spelled with another x - doxx or doxxing. Go figure.

[tableplay]

London Broil, heated and thinly sliced, placed in a warm sourdough bun and dipped in warm Au Jus.

[The Boz]

This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. Legal disclaimer.

So the multi millionaire lawyer who can’t lose in a casino is pounding one of 2 math guys wife. The 2 math guys walk in. What do the math guys say?

Math guy #1….. Hey you were supposed to wait until I could watch in a corner.

Math guy #2…….Anyone have a chainsaw?

[monet]

London Broil, heated and thinly sliced, placed in a warm sourdough bun and dipped in warm Au Jus.

No doubt!
London Broil is a good choice for Sandwiches.
Since its such a tough cut you usually want it thinly sliced.
And the Au Jus can only help matters.
Like I say... London Broil is the same thing as saying Grilled or Broiled.
It's a cooking method/term that is completely invented by America.
You could use the term for any cheap cut of meat that is marinated and you could argue that you don't have to marinate it.
Like I say... the term sounds very cool to me but remember I'm big on the 80's, as you know.
Steak Tartare anyone??

Now another interesting topic is the T-Bone Steak.
You used to hear or find that everywhere.
I feel like the Porterhouse took over the cut but they are actually a bit different.
However, in my mind they are the same.
The main difference is that the Porterhouse has a bigger Tenderloin section so that's probably why it overtook the T-Bone.
People want that Filet!
Technically, they cut the T-Bone closer to the front of the rear end if that makes sense.
You all have Google so you can investigate on your own.

[monet]

Shit, I always thought that is was spelled with another x - doxx or doxxing. Go figure.

I'm pretty sure you can spell that word however you want.
IMO it isn't a real word.
Sort of like Misogynist.
Both words are Fake News.

[MisterV]

Both words are Fake News.

So is London broil.

[monet]

So is London broil.

Valid Point.
I rarely agree with you and I rarely agree with Bill Maher but that has changed recently.
Bill Maher has been making more valid points.
Starting at 1:30 in the video makes sense.

Dumb White People's Pronouns are:
- What?
- I don't know what the Fuck you are talking about.
- And get away from me!

2:45
I'd say do the math but math is a form or white supremacy. - Bill Maher -
(Most likely some clever kid who writes for Bill Maher came up with this line)

[tableplay]

London Broil, heated and thinly sliced, placed in a warm sourdough bun and dipped in warm Au Jus.

No doubt!
London Broil is a good choice for Sandwiches.
Since its such a tough cut you usually want it thinly sliced.
And the Au Jus can only help matters.
Like I say... London Broil is the same thing as saying Grilled or Broiled.
It's a cooking method/term that is completely invented by America.
You could use the term for any cheap cut of meat that is marinated and you could argue that you don't have to marinate it.
Like I say... the term sounds very cool to me but remember I'm big on the 80's, as you know.
Steak Tartare anyone??

Now another interesting topic is the T-Bone Steak.
You used to hear or find that everywhere.
I feel like the Porterhouse took over the cut but they are actually a bit different.
However, in my mind they are the same.
The main difference is that the Porterhouse has a bigger Tenderloin section so that's probably why it overtook the T-Bone.
People want that Filet!
Technically, they cut the T-Bone closer to the front of the rear end if that makes sense.
You all have Google so you can investigate on your own.

It was at a Hof Brau where I became a fan of the London Broil French Dip. You've got the skill set to make your own Monet - quite the money saver since they're probably 12 bucks a pop by now.

[Rob.Singer]

I think adopting a gay persona makes sense. People tend to believe they can spot a gay person. They may spend ages eyeballing people trying to discern, not if they are a card counter per se, but if they are gay as a way of identifying "kewlJ the advantage player." The whole focus becomes "gayness" as a tipoff.

It's funny when you think about it. Stereotypes become a tool in the AP kit. No different than poker players and bigger sports players continually dressing down in Las Vegas. You carry serious cash? You look like a bum. Standard operating procedure. Now that I'm old and ugly (pic in Retro Road Trip thread), I finally dress decently in LV because I'm carrying about a tenth of the cash/tickets I carried in my 30's.

Wait a minute red. Anyone with a sense of decency could pick out the wimpy little kew as a faggot from any lineup chosen. Those freaks RADIATE disgust, and on any Sat. or Sun. mornings the majority of this pukey minority still have chocolate streaks on the top lining of their tongues. After all, ever since his fairy fat-boyfriend croaked of aids and has been eating deserved dirt ever since, kew spends most of his time not playing blackjack as he concocts--but practicing eating each other's asses with baby bro, always with the hope that they could gang-rape some other poor bastard with the same set of wickedly crossed wires in his head.

It is the true meaning of a putrid life.

[kewlJ]

Attempt at shock value I guess. Rob always cracks me up. . He always thinks he is outsmarting everyone when he never is. I am pretty sure he the least educated of anyone here.

[mickeycrimm]

When counting posts don't overlook the blizzard of bullshit posted by Even Bob, aka Spike.

That boy has posted non-stop on many forums for many years.

I consider him the king; he made his bones via an incessant need to spew and absolutely no consideration for what others have to say.

I knew a casino hustler in the late nineties that did 13 years in San Quentin for manslaughter. He became a jail house lawyer. He said he studied the law books at Quentin because jail house lawyers were protected. They would kill anyone that fucked with a jail house lawyer.

He said he got a lot of guys out of prison. He told me about the appeal process where he would file an appeal then six months or a year later they would get back to him and say he filed in the wrong jurisdiction. Then he would file in the other jurisdiction and six months or a year later they would say the same thing, wrong jurisdiction.

So he started filing the same appeal in multiple jurisdictions at the same time. He said it got results and other jail house lawyers plus real lawyers started doing the same thing.

He said he got so many guys out of prison that he was invited to leave the state when his sentence was up.

Lol you didn’t strike me as the gullible type Mick.

Damn, I wish I could remember the guys name. I met him in Laughlin. In September, 98 I went to Mesquite and he was there. He got made somehow by the local cops. They told him, right at the poker table, he had to go right away to the police station and register as an ex-felon.

I went with him to the police station. They handed him a piece of paper and said fill it out. He said okay, I'll be right back. They said no the fuck you won't, fill it out right here and hand it to us. You can't leave without filling it out. A bunch of cops surrounded us.

He asked if they would give him a copy. They said no. He said he had a right to a copy. Said he was going to fill it out then make a copy and come back to deliver the form to them. They said no the fuck you ain't.

He said fuck you, do you know how many federal laws you will be breaking? He started quoting federal statutes one after the other. The cops backed up with their mouths wide open. They couldn't believe what they were hearing.

Pretty soon they were scratching their heads and asking how they broke this statute and how they broke that statute. He calmly explained it all to them. It went on for like 20 minutes.

They decided to let him go make his copy then bring the form back.

Edit: I just remembered his name. Bill Hartman. He went to Mississippi with Hawaiian Derek in the winter of 98/99. I never seen him again. He had emphysema when I knew him. I figure he didn't live much longer. Several Laughlin hustlers knew Bill Hartman.

[mickeycrimm]

I forgot to add that I asked Hartman afterwords why he wanted a copy. He said it wasn't wise to trust the cops. Without a copy they could come and get him anytime they wanted, say he never filed, and charge him for it.

[MisterV]

I forgot to add that I asked Hartman afterwords why he wanted a copy. He said it wasn't wise to trust the cops. Without a copy they could come and get him anytime they wanted, say he never filed, and charge him for it.

If he was so smart why didn't he register as a convicted felon when he first came into the area?

Instead, he was thinking like a criminal.

[mickeycrimm]

I forgot to add that I asked Hartman afterwords why he wanted a copy. He said it wasn't wise to trust the cops. Without a copy they could come and get him anytime they wanted, say he never filed, and charge him for it.

If he was so smart why didn't he register as a convicted felon when he first came into the area?

Instead, he was thinking like a criminal.

Someone that did 13 years for manslaughter was thinking like a criminal? I'm shocked!!!