I wonder if comred’s Asian girlfriend has any idea how frequently he jerks off Kewlj on this forum.
Monet, I don't think you were on the first blackjack forum I was on, but that is basically when I decided and even said that since I am not some math guy with something new to contribute, and not doing anything new or groundbreaking as far as AP, that I would share my journey and experiences as a mid-level, grinder type card counter and that is what I set out to do.
Unfortunately, early on there were 2 incidents that came directly from my forum postings. One was I was identified by casino personnel inside a casino and the second a robbery outside my home. These both were a direct result of forum posting. That is when I decided if I was going to continue to share my experiences almost in real time, I was going to need something to deflect anyone who might read reading and looking for me, away from me. So I came up with specific characteristics.
The gay thing just random, but turns out that may have been most effective in deflecting away from me. It also seems to be the most polarizing and brought out homophobes such as yourself. Now I say that having absolutely nothing against you. I don't know much about you and some of what I do know I find interesting. But you like several others, as soon as you thought I was gay, the hate started. That is your choice and has nothing to do with me. It's a free country. You can hate.
I think adopting a gay persona makes sense. People tend to believe they can spot a gay person. They may spend ages eyeballing people trying to discern, not if they are a card counter per se, but if they are gay as a way of identifying "kewlJ the advantage player." The whole focus becomes "gayness" as a tipoff.
It's funny when you think about it. Stereotypes become a tool in the AP kit. No different than poker players and bigger sports players continually dressing down in Las Vegas. You carry serious cash? You look like a bum. Standard operating procedure. Now that I'm old and ugly (pic in Retro Road Trip thread), I finally dress decently in LV because I'm carrying about a tenth of the cash/tickets I carried in my 30's.
You forgot to add the secret code-word, RIP --->
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So, you're not REALLY gay?Originally Posted by kewlJ
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What, Me Worry?
London Broil, heated and thinly sliced, placed in a warm sourdough bun and dipped in warm Au Jus.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. Legal disclaimer.
So the multi millionaire lawyer who can’t lose in a casino is pounding one of 2 math guys wife. The 2 math guys walk in. What do the math guys say?
Math guy #1….. Hey you were supposed to wait until I could watch in a corner.
Math guy #2…….Anyone have a chainsaw?
No doubt!
London Broil is a good choice for Sandwiches.
Since its such a tough cut you usually want it thinly sliced.
And the Au Jus can only help matters.
Like I say... London Broil is the same thing as saying Grilled or Broiled.
It's a cooking method/term that is completely invented by America.
You could use the term for any cheap cut of meat that is marinated and you could argue that you don't have to marinate it.
Like I say... the term sounds very cool to me but remember I'm big on the 80's, as you know.
Steak Tartare anyone??
Now another interesting topic is the T-Bone Steak.
You used to hear or find that everywhere.
I feel like the Porterhouse took over the cut but they are actually a bit different.
However, in my mind they are the same.
The main difference is that the Porterhouse has a bigger Tenderloin section so that's probably why it overtook the T-Bone.
People want that Filet!
Technically, they cut the T-Bone closer to the front of the rear end if that makes sense.
You all have Google so you can investigate on your own.
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So is London broil.Originally Posted by monet
What, Me Worry?
Valid Point.
I rarely agree with you and I rarely agree with Bill Maher but that has changed recently.
Bill Maher has been making more valid points.
Starting at 1:30 in the video makes sense.
Dumb White People's Pronouns are:
- What?
- I don't know what the Fuck you are talking about.
- And get away from me!
2:45
I'd say do the math but math is a form or white supremacy. - Bill Maher -
(Most likely some clever kid who writes for Bill Maher came up with this line)
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Wait a minute red. Anyone with a sense of decency could pick out the wimpy little kew as a faggot from any lineup chosen. Those freaks RADIATE disgust, and on any Sat. or Sun. mornings the majority of this pukey minority still have chocolate streaks on the top lining of their tongues. After all, ever since his fairy fat-boyfriend croaked of aids and has been eating deserved dirt ever since, kew spends most of his time not playing blackjack as he concocts--but practicing eating each other's asses with baby bro, always with the hope that they could gang-rape some other poor bastard with the same set of wickedly crossed wires in his head.
It is the true meaning of a putrid life.
Attempt at shock value I guess. Rob always cracks me up. . He always thinks he is outsmarting everyone when he never is. I am pretty sure he the least educated of anyone here.
Damn, I wish I could remember the guys name. I met him in Laughlin. In September, 98 I went to Mesquite and he was there. He got made somehow by the local cops. They told him, right at the poker table, he had to go right away to the police station and register as an ex-felon.
I went with him to the police station. They handed him a piece of paper and said fill it out. He said okay, I'll be right back. They said no the fuck you won't, fill it out right here and hand it to us. You can't leave without filling it out. A bunch of cops surrounded us.
He asked if they would give him a copy. They said no. He said he had a right to a copy. Said he was going to fill it out then make a copy and come back to deliver the form to them. They said no the fuck you ain't.
He said fuck you, do you know how many federal laws you will be breaking? He started quoting federal statutes one after the other. The cops backed up with their mouths wide open. They couldn't believe what they were hearing.
Pretty soon they were scratching their heads and asking how they broke this statute and how they broke that statute. He calmly explained it all to them. It went on for like 20 minutes.
They decided to let him go make his copy then bring the form back.
Edit: I just remembered his name. Bill Hartman. He went to Mississippi with Hawaiian Derek in the winter of 98/99. I never seen him again. He had emphysema when I knew him. I figure he didn't live much longer. Several Laughlin hustlers knew Bill Hartman.
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
I forgot to add that I asked Hartman afterwords why he wanted a copy. He said it wasn't wise to trust the cops. Without a copy they could come and get him anytime they wanted, say he never filed, and charge him for it.
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
"More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ
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